The sole reason why Jerma looks so young is because his pores are excreting inhuman amounts of oil constantly. He will look like 120 as soon as he stops consuming McDonald’s kitchen grease daily
The only "unhealthy" thing about peanut butter is that its seen as being high in calories due to the oil, but its not like people are eating entire tubs of peanut butter as a snack. Exept for jerma. The pycho.
@@doggoriver As long as the person isn't insulin-resistant and does some intermittent-fasting to help digestion, healthy fats are usually fine. I did Keto for 4 years, felt great. 💪
...and also the fact that it doesn't have a lot of your basic requirements for sustenance. it's definitely not unhealthy (though, that high fat means it's not great in high quantities) but like, you can't just stay alive solely on peanut butter.
@@gremlinman9724 Yeah surviving entirely off of one food only works for a few specific people and only with a few specific foods, highly unrecommended for sure. Jerma is fun to listen to though.
@@DerpSquid Well, you see, a filibuster is like, well, I have a friend who said he could filibuster better than anyone else, I have a quote from him where he explains what a filibuster is. Let me find it please, it's somewhere in my papers, don't move to the next speaker... Ah, here it is. He says that, and I quote "Great filibusters tend to extend things beyond when they're useful, talking about them for long periods of time unnecessarily." And I am inclined to agree. Filibustering is an art form, dedicated to taking a topic, and extending it's length. Extending it's length in order to prevent a vote. To prevent a vote on something that your party is likely going to lose if it goes through. Did you know filibustering goes back to ancient Rome? I think we can learn a thing or two from those Romans about filibustering. But yes, I think I have said my piece. Filibustering is just the best way to prevent a vote in the Senate. In fact, filibustering is so great, I think we should introduce it to the house as well. But yes, that is the end of my explanation of filibustering. For sure. Definitely.
@@DerpSquid In a more informative and boring way: in the US Senate are 100 senators. If less than 60 senators agree to pass a bill, there is no time limit on debating that bill. In theory this is because they don’t want massive national decisions based on a hasty uninformed 51% vote. But it can be used to delay or even completely block a bill. They do this by talking without stopping, since they have no limit to make their arguments for/against the bill. Talking for a long time specifically to delay or block a bill (even though the bill has a small majority), is called a filibuster. One well known example is Bernie Sanders in 2010. To delay extended tax cuts, he held an 8.5 hour speech. No breaks. It didn’t stop the bill from passing unfortunately but was still incredible to watch. Jerma would be great at filibustering, a superstrength related to ADHD and creativity. He’d keep finding new ways to talk about a single word in the bill and make up a whole story on the importance of “collect” vs “gather.”
I just imagined Jeremy Elbertson from Jerma was on a dinner date with me, and he ordered a big cup of mayonnaise and started eating it like it was yogurt, and then gave me a seductive wink. Oh my heart just fluttered
@@thewishingpig no i think he meant that Jerma goes from inspiring talk about education to asking if Europeans ‘drink milk in lukewarm bags’ or talks about meat grinders and asking how people even swim
Jerma: you guys need to look at your diet more Also Jerma: admits to eating nothing but peanut butter and mayonnaise, argues with a food pyramid based on literal science
I love how he can't get over the whole "eating turkey makes your penis smaller" bit from chat, he actually believed it to an extent instead of just blowing it off as a joke.
"THEY DIDNT KNOW SHIT ABOUT MAYONNAISE [...] THEY DIDNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PEANUT BUTTER" The ramblings of a perfectly sane, rational man. A functioning member of society.
I love when the thumbnail and title have nothing to do with the game he's playing because it always means it's one of those hilarious completely derailed streams.
Dear god I hope Mike doesn't actually have to eat this way when he's off camera. I know they pay him really well because he always does such a good job playing Jerma, but this would totally ruin your digestive system, it'd be really fucked up if the directors forced him to "be in character" and fed him nothing but mayo for breakfast, brunch, dinner and midnight snack.
@@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 the cancel culture is bad because it's a tool for twitter to destroy the life or career of anyone they don't like or agree with. No need for evidence or verified witnesses, just point and scream as loudly as you can
@@chrxstt I asked a question, said question was “why is cancel culture bad?” I’m seeing a lot of people against it and yelling about it on Twitter but at the same time I’m not really sure why it’s so hated? I don’t really understand why saying someone is a bad person because they did something bad is wrong?
@@seniorchonkza997 SOME cheeses aren't dairy products, and only because of their calcium content. Plenty of which still can't be eaten by lactose intolerant people t. Nephew of a cheese maker
lots of discussion of mayonaise but are we going to mention how much fucking peanut butter this man apparently eats?!?! he said that nuts/seeds is mostly peanut butter and its BELOW vegetables
Jerma said having like 30% of your diet come from mayo be good for you, then looked it up, saw it wasn't good for you at all, denied it, looked up an article that told him what he wanted to hear, purposefully said "I'm not going to only listen to the reddit part and make my opinion", read the article with the preconceived notion that mayo is good for you, then concluded that mayo is good for you despite it saying mayo is good in "moderate use" and jerma totally forgot he eats like 30% mayo in his diet. Hes the quintessential internet user, truly.
I'm crying... Does he eat a whole thanksgiving turkey every single day? His body is running on pure tryptophan from turkey and tuna and he's pumped up on stimulants like mayonnaise all day..no wonder.
you do realize that people on thanksgiving eat a fuck ton of carbs, which are packed with sugar, and when you eat a fuck ton of sugar your body crashes. it ain't from the turkey.
It’s canon now that all bread consumed by Jerma is hand-baked by Grandma Sicko Mode herself Edit: This feels like the sequel to the impromptu children’s book ms paint video
"I eat mostly birds" We've seen the birdhouse stream, Jerma, we know. Also, he eats a concerning amount of mayonnaise. And seems to be protecting mayonnaise from slander.
the people thinking that eggs are dairy is so common nowadays its actually wild. I think people think that way because mayo is creamy looking and as a human being we are programmed to believe creamy things must contain dairy. You buy a carton of eggs and you can look at it and go "Well its MILK white."
for some reason I wasn't aware that the definition of dairy was practically just milk and stuff made from milk. thought it was stuff that animals produce that we eat
what jerma doesn't seem to understand is, there's no such thing as a "healthy food". there are foods that supply a large amount of one nutrient, such as peanut butter supplying a large amount of fat and a reasonable amount of protein. the thing is, if you keep eating that one thing, you'll have too much of that nutrient along with whatever other stuff is in it, like how even "organic" or "natural" peanut butter almost always has sugar in it, since that's just how peanut butter is made. all of this makes peanut butter in particular around an A-tier choice for people doing keto, since it has relatively low carbs and quite high fat. however, if you're doing a normal diet, you probably won't be having much issue getting your serving of fat.
@@kai_fatallysapphic it has the naturally occurring sugars of the peanut in it, but those are negligible when compared to peanut butter with added sugar
Yes, sort of. Red meat is the big exception. As long as it doesn't have a bunch of additives, you would be hard pressed to eat too much. There is also some interesting studies that show eating fat alongside meat is healthy for you.
6:04 I came back to the video and got an ad for in-person eye exams right before. I literally forgot it was an ad for a second and thought it was the intro gag for the video
It's crazy how this got posted after I remembered that my gym teacher in middle school ate an entire tub of peanut butter every single day. He'd stand in the middle of the hall and scoop it up with his hands, and ask kids passing by if they wanted any.
I love that Jerma is shouting about how he used to eat super unhealthy and how his old diet was for children but on his old diet he was 250 pounds of pure muscle and on his new diet he has a beer gut.
Tbf he he also went from “mid-twenties guy who works out every day” to “late 30s man who has a lot of heath issues and doesn’t work out as often” so idk if you can blame it solely on diet.
I watch two streamers, one who eats nothing but peanut butter, and another who drinks olive oil instead of having a full meal. I may need to find new streamers.
