Not sponsored by hamburger helper Originally streamed/recorded on January 12th, 2022 Editor: THEFIERYREDHEAD / @thefieryredhead Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
"Alright-- add, add a _billion_ if I can't fill up the tank before the batteries run out. If I can't fill the tank with dirt and dust _completely_ before the battery runs out, add a billion. No that's too much. Add a million."
There's something so funny about the cut to the actual stream from the intro. There was no little music, there was no giggling as he tried to explain what he's doing, we just cut right to him with a the ringlight around his neck.
Jerma (probably): I'll show this funny picture taken of me sleeping, the chat will ask who took it, and I'll be able to introduce my girlfriend in organic, non-awkward way Chat: WHO IS THAT ON THE PICTURE?! I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS WEIRD BLOB MAN BEFORE!? HELP ME JERMA I AM FRIGHTEN
This stream gave us the Jerma with a ring light stuck on his neck, the Jerma Hamburger Helper face, Jerma collab with xQc, Jerma inflation (sudden debt increase), we met Holly and we saw first trailer of Naked Jerma, truly amazing 6:29 SQUID GAMES!!
Same, would basically just be a grilled cheese with more texture contrast and added beef. Completely normal. Then insane man Jerma has to ruin it by adding ketchup
He really had me until "ketchup." I don't mean I agree with him, I mean, he HAD me, lifted four feet off of the ground telekinetically, gasping for breath and unable to speak. Luckily for me, the word "ketchup" is the activation phrase for my anti-possession spell, and I lived to hunt and fight "Jerma" and demons like him another day.
1:09 "The Kubrick Stare" is one of director Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques. A method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that they are at the peak of their derangement
You had me with the Hamburger Helper toasted sandwich up until you mentioned the dip in ketchup part. This man deserves to be locked up in the looney bin
Jerma stop this Your gambling addiction has gotten out of hand You invented a man named "Mr green" to cope with your madness Your friends and family love you
The first ever jerma stream I ever caught live!! It’s crazy that now I literally spend every waking minute of my free-time binging jerma-related content
The Dr Pepper shirt really adds to the angel appearance. You know something's going wrong in heaven if your guardian angel has to use a ring light as a halo and get brand sponsorship clothing
We almost never see someone lit from below because almost all light sources are above us. So when we DO see someone lit from below, it's unnerving. That's why Jerma is actually NOT ugly it's just the lighting guys shut up okay.
I don’t keep up with movies at all so if someone told me that “light around the neck” jerma was morbius I would completely believe it. The name just suits it
21:00 By this point in the video I was thinking to myself "This is great but why is everything surrounding this video talking about Jerma gambling. There's like no runtime left how did this vid earn such a title?" Then everything became clear, and I truly remembered why he's called the Popeye of casinos.
I just tried Jerma's reheated Hamburger Helper sandwich and I'm not impressed. The bread overpowered the taste of the Hamburger Helper, and the ketchup overpowered the taste of the bread. 0/10
I get what Jerma was saying about Hamburger Helper left over sandwiches, those are the fucking bomb. Don’t know why he dips them in ketchup, hamburger helper is already kinda saucey so it doesn’t really need anymore condiments. Beef Stroganoff HH sandwiches are the best imo
I saw an edited clip of that light moment where they made him hotter, then old. Now that I’ve seen the actual clip, I’m actually shocked that he isn’t much LESS hot than the clip.
