"The JoJo Villain Jingle Bells" (A JoJo Christmas Song Parody) 

Performed & Edited by: Riverdude Covers
Lyrics
[DIO]
Dashing through the snow
To poison my new dad
It was so flawless,
The best plan that i’d had
But my adopted bro
Went and bust my lip
The next thing that you know
HEW BLEW UP THE ENTIRE SHIP (BOOM)
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
“HEY!”
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
[PUCCI]
Locked her in a cell
To lure out Jolyne’s Dad
So I could steal his stand
The Best plan that I’ve had
And then I sped up time
The universe reset
Stupid kid stole my CD’s
I should’ve used Cassette
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
“HEY!”
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
[KIRA]
I lived a quiet life
Noone could make me mad
Could never be found out
The Best Plan that I’ve had
But then the day rewound
My secret life was found
Got flung into an ambulance
And my head got turned around
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
“HEY!”
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
[DIAVOLO]
To keep my empire safe
My secrets - Iron-Clad
I'd kill my own daughter
The best plan that i've had
I once had the Arrow
Finally, I’d be set free!
But thanks to Giorno
I’d just die forever, Endlessly!
Jingle Bells
Giorno Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
“HEY!”
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
[KARS]
I slumbered in stone
An absolute chad
To find the Aja
The best plan that id had
I became a God
All mortals quaked in fear!
But then a freaking volcano
Shot me to the stratosphere!
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
“HEY!”
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
[VALENTINE]
Collecting the Corpse Parts,
You see, I’m not that bad
I would bring prosperity
The best plan that i’d had
But then my Love Train
Went and flew off the rails
When i was shot and killed by
A Jockey’s Fingernail
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
“HEY!”
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
[TOORU]
A Human made of rock
My whole life makes me sad
So i would grow some plants
The best plan that i had
Then the MILF got in my way
I had Bubble Trouble
When I got shot by Josuke
I turned into Rubble
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
“HEY!”
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
(Pucci) But we are all so great
(Kars) Our Bodies are so rad
(Dio) No Joestar can beat this
(cut to Diavolo)
“Help, I’m hurt pretty bad”
{KNOCK KNOCK}
(Kira) Hey, did you hear a knock?
(Tooru) New Villains!? I’m so glad!
(Funny) Hurry up and open it!
Oh, he can’t be THAT bad!
Music stops, its Jotaro. sighs
Chorus continues sung by everyone over the sounds of screaming and ORAS
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
Goody-Two-Shoes
They’re bound to lose
When the Villains get their say
“ORA!”
Jingle Bells
JoJo Smells
Kakyoin Laid an Egg
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