The Journal of an Alien Diplomat | HFY | A short Sci-Fi Story 

no one likes trolls when the grown-ups are speaking [and grown-up doesn't have an age: i've know mature 16yr olds i would trust to vote and 60yr olds i don't]

​@@yomogami4561 sadly, there are too many people that ignore the one action that could beat the trolls; stop giving them attention!

Eggzackly Correctamundo.​@@yomogami4561

@@yomogami4561is that trust based on how they consider their actions or votes, or if they agree to the same things as you?

@@thecursed01 actions. i never ask how someone votes

Where you at LOL. Don't worry i'm not just after your delicious biomass.

“The human female’s face appears to have a reproductive function. The male genetic material appears to be absorbed there and is somehow transferred to her internal gestation sac. Very curious.” 😅

@@HawkGTboy 🤣🤣

@@HawkGTboywait till they learn about the guy doing the same to a woman 😂

Where was that…

@jamerv86 It's done in a very innocent way. You have to pay attention. Because it's only one sentence. They mentioned the entertainment that must somehow be for lonely humans in regards to procreation.

That's one of the most eloquent ways I've ever heard it described.

This one got me 😂

He talks about p*rn, isn't he?, or it was something else?.

Hahaha! Sex is so funny!

All we’d need is to see that it was actually possible. That alone would give us a reason to throw major resources toward developing it. The big problem is that any use of FTL comms or travel creates causality paradoxes. It literally breaks the universe. It’s a bitter pill to swallow but it’s very possible that it’s impossible. We could still colonize the Galaxy though, it will just take hundreds of thousands of years! 😄

@@HawkGTboy to be fair current physics makes several things impossibly by our current understanding of it that we can visually observe.

Launch the rockets fuck FTL

"We have rockets and Cosmic Sails, FK FTLs." - Common Human spacers.

We could be halfway to stars with "Project Orion" , if not for bullshit politics made by one man. Go Space X.

If this would be a reality, where humans are physically and violently superior with the wars and (Playing wars in games) yet barely could sail away from our home planet, that will terrify an Alien species in the entire universe, we as our existence would be a Meme to behold.

😂

It's like when a foreigner gets another country's saying wrong. 😅

@@ericpowell4350- I get that, but yellow is flavorful? I’m lost. LOL!

heres my shot in the dark: "yellow snow is more flavorful" (lmao)

@@clothokaftan - Eweeee! 🤢🤮🤣

WAAAAAAGGGHHH! Yellow is da 'splosive color ya git'! Only dems tru boyz con 'precciate dat on dems' tonges!

USA/ Canada, 1859 The Pig War in the San Juan Islands.

And one over a bucket

I like oversimplified to 😂

Good animal

Hence the saying 'Holy Shit'

I suppose you can tell us how such a thing is physically possible, then? I mean, heavier-than-air flight and faster-than-sound travel both _seemed_ impossible,_ but they weren't beyond the laws of physics. They were just beyond our capabilities, which is VERY different to being physically impossible. If you "know" that ftl exists, it must be because you "know" that it's physically possible - ie - within the laws of physics. So please" Share with us this knowledge. You don't have to tell us how ftl works, just tell us how it's possible for ftl travel to exist within this universe.

@@Raz.C just knowing it's possible would be a big help

​@Raz.C maybe we just haven't figured the calculation right. There are many theories about FTL and how it could function but we have no way of knowing, testing, or developing it due to our limited understanding of the wider universe. We are an infant, comparatively speaking, to the universes age. And even now we find out that the universe is far older than we thought. By a billion years at least.

It worked for the G'wo in ringworld. In reality we don't have devices that could give us meaningful infortmation on FTL, because it's completely outside our current understanding of physics. Also reverse engineering isn't that simple, if you sent a nuclear reactor bak to the 1800s everyone trying to dissasemble it would die of radiation poisoning trying to take it apart.

The problem is that they are not random comments left on social media platforms, but actual messages sent directly to their own comms. It's like someone saying "I will kill the president" on Twitter vs giving a physical letter straight to the presidency of the same message.

What did you just say? Your imaginary friend is cooler than mine?, ill show you" *100 jears of war*

I'm 12 and this is so deep!!!

Why? He did not write the story's?

What could be more important to fight over than that?

territory isn't the dumbest thing: consider this: -rivers provide drinking water and easy irrigation methods, provide natural defensible borders -arable land -grazing lands for cattle In short: living standards are not a dumb thing and they're defenitely based on what you can provide for your people and often enough those things were in too high demand to share.

in fairness tho if you look at most species on earth they don't tend to have tribes they tend to operate on 1 individual survival 2 family unity survival or 3 species survival so it could be that we as a tribe based species are a abnormality in terms of sentient beings meaning our insane level of fractured divide could easily be unimaginable to someone who's species and who has met plenty of other species are all operating on the same wavelength so it could be they are incredibly tolerant but have never met our equivalent because most wipe themselves out.

Humans try to survive even if against a meteor

"it's outrageous, it's unfair"

Would have probably made of humanity an enemy for eternity, and you don't want humanity as an enemy for eternity

Or adds for Viagra… 🤭

the asteroid wasn't destroyed, it was redirected out of earth's path and is just floating there. knocking it into the sun was the alien's plan, humans nuked it away

While that asteroid was taken care of, earths atmosphere was full of drones hauling asteroids to orbital refineries. It wouldn't be too hard for the Aliens to knock one or several out of alignment and wiping out or severely harming the planet before humanity could react in time.

the asteroid wasn't gone, just not a threat. it was in orbit around earth

The asteroid was deflected into a low earth orbit, the ultimatum was to: drop it on us and punish the 1 who poisoned the ambassador, let us live and deal with it ourselves and refuse our entry to the galactic community, or let us live deal with it ourselves and continue negations.

The ultimatum he placed on them wasn't threat. But that the public didn't have as much of an understanding. He placed them in a position between the public and what they both knew. This he created a situation where the public was pressuring them to make a decision in the favor of humans. He bargained on knowing the prejudices of his own soceity.

I’d have given it a 9 myself. 😎

Uniting humanity is easy. You all just have to follow my ideology and mine alone without resistance /s

@@utarefson9 yea no

I did not realize that maybe?

Fear of the unknown kept us alive. Hate of the unknown kept us from learning. Stay in your nearest bible belt and leave the rest of us civilized people until you understand the difference.

Yea it’s pretty good

Yes you are projecting as Babylon 5 was shit, this on the other hand is enjoyable.

​@@ntal5859no one was referring to your life, don't feel bad, give your mom her phone bad and go back to bed

​@@jamesu1540he have the right his opinion you act like a mother hen

@@ntal5859 WHAT?

idek tbh i lost track of it lol

I play these back at 1.75x speed with captions on , in my head, the actual alien could sound like gurgles or or farts or whistles or crunchy sounds, therefore, the automated & yet somewhat personalized as the point of view is obviously from a continued contact with an individual with a personal interest/ concern as to the end result of the event!

#TheMoteInAGodlingsEyeRemovedAtLast.

Of course not. He's the opposite of smooth and rich.

Because people telling the peaceful Aliens to "go back where they came from" are simpletons that cant think long term. the earlier you are part of the wider galaxy, you can influence decisions. you can ease the way forward to the day humanity as a whole caught up to the rest of the galaxy. if you told them to piss off, in the possibly hundreds of years between now and then, the galaxy could have changed without our influence in a way that war would be the only option left if we ever hope to colonize another planet. And getting technology handed to us by new friends is always better than to have to figure them out on our own. So our leaders do the right thing to diplomatically say to us plebs: "shut up, the adults are handling this"

So when humanity is dead?

once we've entered their space domains we might prefer that they don't come back once we have the means to take any contact away from our 'home base' & find a non- conflicted , congested, civilian adjacent or otherwise potentially combustive location wherein to indulge in social congress & meeting of minds & cultures.

If he says it’s human nature to be tribal and disagreeable, then rails against an intolerant upbringing causing the xenophobia. That it is his belief that goes against what it is to be human. He is the aberration. And he wishes humanity to not exist.

let me guess, you're a north korean sleeper that tries to sway public opinion to your side for your own selfish gain? sorry but that tactic is quite old and both russia and china's sleepers are perfect examples of its failure.

Hated?

Useless and inept?