The Kenobi Series Harvested my Kidneys and Sold Them on eBay (PART ONE) 

Somebody has never left their house before and been to anywhere

Sometimes for me a lot of swearing can be cringy but Sheev is able to deliver it in such a way where it works

1. This is the internet, get used to potty mouth bad words. 2. Can you link a study that shows how getting mad at a TV show/movie leads to medical issues? What medical issues does it lead to? How long do you have to hate a TV show before you devlope said medical issues?

It harvested his kidneys man!

thinking you can diagnose medical issues from how someone wrote their script is totally super normal and healthy on the other hand

And even if it's not Tatooine itself, they just use a clone of it like Jakku

Bro deadass didnt even notice how all the other shows always have the main characters end up on Tatooine. Most of them stay too!!

And meanwhile the ACTUAL center of the galaxy/most important planet (Coruscant) is completely ignored! (At least we’re finally going back there in Andor thank god😂)

@@delta.6160 except we're going back there with casio keyboard endor instead of an interesting character

It stopped being "nowhere" when it became Jabba's headquarters at the end of Esb.

More like autistically power walking while holding onto his dumbass cowboy hat

Yes but the original didn't have enough strong female characters, which is why this show is pretty much about Leia and Reva. Same reason as why Leia is beating Luke in lightsabre duels when he trained her. The Force is Female!

It would have required paying the author of the book every time people watched the episodes. Disney doesn't pay people for their intellectual property.

What's really wild is that there IS a strong female character in that book, but not the kind of 'Strong Female Character' on Disney's checklist. She's level-headed, mature, and is very close to the center of the conflict. But she's not a Jedi. As I recall, she's a mother (and a widow) who's taking care of her moisture farm and family as best as she can. She's still tough, but it's probably the wrong kind of tough for the execs FML. And this is making me remember how good that book is.

​@@MasterIceyyu mean ur a incel got it. The force is female isn't a slogan but I wish it was so you'd rot in seething despair

​@@lightpoint4426that wasn't the reason why at all they're just an incel anyone who's mad that the characters they don't like are girls is a misogynist. You can dislike them but if u focus on thier girls that's why the sucked they were tokens ur saying u really can't see any new characters be girls without hating them

Mara Jade would have needed five minutes for this job.

It's almost like Reva is badly written trash and only exists for ESG score and pandering.

I’m sure Reva tried, but apparently Bail was using NordVPN

@@connerclark3678 😂

​@@Elyseonu mean ur a. Racist incel got it

I haven’t even watched it but I’ve watched tons of breakdowns on the writing

JustSomeGuy has some great videos on it if youre interested

Thepikminbrawler17: I think I’ve consumed more Kenobi critique content at this point than the actual time I spent watching the 6 episodes She-Hulk: Hold my keg of estrogen

Yeah he does, but he's been more of an unscripted ranting commentator than a calm voiced one lately.

@@mrrictus doesnt matter to me personally if he has good points to make. Just saying if you like this you’ll prolly like him

Obi-Wan S2, 3, etc all the way to Kenobi series during ANH played by actor who looks similar to Alec Guiness like the Father from the 5th Element.

I want to see Kenobi and Maul's final duel in Live Action!

Yeah but then the Obi-Wan show would actually have to be about Obi-Wan ... We can't have that.

With like an ascetic inner journey and stuff that would be cool

The Sith inquisitors looking like live action Dick Tracy villains

Never watched this show but my kenobi is Guinness. Walked thru the whole death star no problem.

Yes, but that would require emotional maturity, insight into how people actually work, and the ability to write a clear and consistent story-line that spans more than a quarter of an episode. Which conveniently, are qualities the writers don't possess, seeing as they made their grand debut writing Star Wars fan-fiction on circle-jerk forums in their bedrooms in 2007. I have seen better writing out of actual high-school students, _and they plagiarized using ChatGPT._ I would be let down by the writers, hadn't i already hit rock bottom with the first star-wars sequel.

that's a show i'd watch.

Honestly, I wanted Jedi hunter Obi-Wan, I remember seeing a comic story about how he had to hunt down a few Jedi who discovered Luke and Leia's existence and to ensure their safety he had to hunt down and kill some of the very few remaining brothers and sisters he had left in the galaxy, on the hope that Luke or Leia would be able to bring balance to the force. I think it would have been a really great exploration into Obi-Wan, his moral dilemma, and personal conflict over his actions

​@@MasterIceyysounds heretical obiwan is no sith

@@dubachatron4094 He's not, I'm pretty sure in the story Qui-Gon tells Obi-Wan that some Jedi, found the droid that helped Padme give birth and was now actively looking for the children, thus Obi-Wan had to set aside his morals and honour to do what he felt was right to fulfil the prophecy and restore balance to the force through Luke

It really is the funniest habit.

tehnically its not outrunning because barry would just stand and stare at her instead of running.

Barry: there’s no where to run Leia walks off screen Barry: I wasn’t fast enough

She would break his ankles!

The best part is when someone runs out a door and vanishes from existence. The flash can search an entire city block in seconds but if someone goes out a door, well, what's he going to do? Check every direction from that door in a split second? Come on man. He's got to look around slowly while the camera zooms in on the defeated expression on his face 😅

The whole cutting yourself off from the force thing is such a get out of jail free card

The only really good way it was done was in KoTOR 2 where it was done out of a need of survival for the main character after witnessing so much death in their past that it would have killed them had they not (Accidentally) cut themselves off right then and there.

really, it's just a way for them to justify these established characters being lame.

What’s especially pathetic is that Luke and Obi-Wan are both characters who would not do such a thing if they are in character, because there’s a lot riding on these two. Obi-Wan should be retaining his understanding of the Force rather than giving up simply to train Luke or protect him, and Luke himself should absolutely not call quits when that is antithetical. What we get instead, is a putrid approach at storytelling.

@@UnendedGalaxy yes, but you have to understand, they're *men.* men *cannot* be allowed to do *anything* unless a woman can do it better. that's just how it works.

What, you don't like combat through editing?

Andor had great shots and i'm a sucker for that because it allows actually talented people to make cool edits or star wars tributes. I hope dudufilm is still going to make some video's and would love it for him to use some shots from andor.

@@Blackdeathgaming-yv1kk and presumably he doesn't meat Rogue One either.

The shaky cams and the stupid poor lighting during the vader and kenobi fight scene was so horrendous

@@flareboy41 agreed

Good point.

She just improvised all the good parts of her character on the spot. ... _Because even she could write a better show without even trying than the writers who very clearly made their debut on a fan-fiction forum._

​@@Volvith Don't diss all fanfic writers like that, there are plenty who could have done a WAY better job than the actual writers of this show

The lines were written by the lines?

​@@sladeallen7453yes, try to keep up

"The stars! Can't do it, all wrong, stars."

I can see the argument that Rosario Dawson is too old to play Ahsoka at the age she'd be in Kenobi, but still the question remains. All he has to say is that his other agent is busy, and Kenobi is his only shot. Actually, is he even aware she's alive? I'm pretty sure the last time they met was when Coruscant was invaded. I don't think it breaks Rebels continuity for Bail to tell Ben she's alive. (not that this show gives 2 fucks about Rebels' continuity)

“Ashoka is a grey Jedi 🤓”

@@GhostLink92 Tales of the Jedi just confirmed that she works directly with him at this point...

Because it had to do with rescuing the daughter of Anakin. At the time, the fact that the children of the chosen one/ the galaxy's hope lived was only known by Bail, Obi-Wan, Yoda, and R2. Obi-Wan was the best option. Yoda would have been caught if he left Dagobah so Obi-Wan was the best option.

Ok come on the show is bad but let's be real theres no way you'd mistake that ugly bald head

Bruh

...you liked that shit? You need to get a vasectomy

I am not a fan of Rebels, but yeah at first I thought too "Hey, this guy is probably of the same race as the Grand Inquisitor." Then I saw the bad acting and learned that this was just some poor attempt. Now with the video I learn it wasn't a poor attempt, more like a lazy 're-imagining of the character'

"Adapted"? Surely you can't be serious. The actors portraying those two inquisitors proudly established they didn't read up or study the Rebels Incarnation of those characters, demonstrating they had no respect for the way the characters had been developed by others. When you have preestablished characters you adapt to that character, you don't adapt the character to you. Being able to portray the character as it was originally created while minimizing the changes you make is a show of talent and respect for yourself and for the creators of that character. If it took you some time to realize what the character was, that should a be hint and a half for you right there. There was no adapting!

It's almost like these "Virgin vs Chad" memes

@@theketaminefrog6366 its EXACTLY like that..😑

Legends was never canon

@@WeirwoodNet It was officially canon, regardless of what Disney is saying

@@theketaminefrog6366 don't think it was was it and that had come from George himself so get off high horse

😂😂😂😂😂

@@sokhi4415 💯

@@sokhi4415 👍. Yep

I hope you mention how the writers didn't know that Obi-Wan knew Anikan was Darth Vader...

@@thegamingagent6822 WHAT

What character study? Andor is literally just Andor being an asshole and people telling him "Don't worry one day you will sacrifice yourself because that movie already happened". I really don't understand why people keep sucking this shows cock so much. Andor was worse than Kenobi.

You have typed truth here this day.

Didn't that show suck ass? You should be ashamed of yourself for still giving disney a chance.

This, 100%

And barely anyone watched it compared to Obi Wan, that’s why we don’t get good stuff often

Disney screwed the pooch!

Disney screwed up soooo hard with this and it’s hilarious and depressing

@@robertrissearbeobie5612👍👍👍. They did

Considering Bail didn't fight in the Clone Wars...that's always been a weird line since the PT.

​@@shanehudson3995It's like George Lucas didn't even watch his own work.

@@shanehudson3995there’s literally an episode of the clone wars where obi wan and Anakin send supplies to Bail as he’s pinned down by droids. So the line still works.

@sadchild9478 I don't think "Served my father during the clone wars" was meant to be interpreted as "served him dinner".

Ngl, I have written better stories for my TTRPG sessions

Same

Lol I never thought about that

To be fair the state he left Anakin in was terrible to say the least and he didn't learn his lesson with Maul.

The way they had it work in the EU is that Obi-Wan didn't even hear about Vader still being alive until several months of being on Tatooine.

Kenobi: "That's a nice suit, Darth. Must've cost you an arm and a leg." Darth: "RRRAAAAGH!"

Eh Luke did ask her if she remembered her real mother way back in Return of the Jedi so isn't particularly lore breaking that she knows she is adopted.

Yeah i don’t get how this doesn’t ruin the plot

@Momo After Dark Everything the evil mouse touches tarnishes the nostalgia they think will earn them money. It is quite nice to see them not only failing to profit off of other peoples' successes, but ALSO that they are creating a two generation nostalgia void that they will be very unhappy to inherit from. THEMSELVES! 🤣 Where oh where will they get their ideas when all they have to plunder is their own failures. 🤔

I thought Owen didn’t want Obi-Wan to train Luke.

@youwayo It's true. Owen prevented OW from being any part of Luke's life, which is why he knew nothing of the force and very little of the Empire and the rebellion.

Yoda claimed to Obi Wan in Empire Luke was too old. He likely made up for this by surviving a near death experience with Vader, which exposed his lack of training at the time.

I don't blame him after that behemoth Doctor Strange video

I mean, they covered it on EFAP. not the same, I know, but at least it was addressed in some form.

@@GhostLink92 can’t prove it, but it kinda seems like half this video is ripped from that podcast.

@@Mr_Sunday_Gary there’s a difference between taking inspiration and input from another’s work and ripping off.

Hey now abortions are legitimate medical procedures done by professionals, no need to disparage their hard work by comparing it to this... utterly deficient and incompetently cobbled together medical waste bin

Loved him in Revenge Of The Sith

@@chasehedges6775you loved him? Isn’t he in like 10 collective minutes of the finished film?

Yes, unfortunately you need have a not atomized body in order to enjoy immortality.

@@macree01 He gave a good performance in a good movie. Simple as that. 👍

@@chasehedges6775 Bail Organa is one of those side characters like Mon Mothma, there just isn’t enough personally for me to rate the performance. It’s a glorified cameo in my eyes. I realize narratively there’s a lot there. Because this character sides with the Jedi over the emerging Empire and because he is Leias future adoptive dad. But practically, he’s just there in a few scenes with a few lines.

Well when jj abrams made a new hope he obviously didn’t respect shittyttt

@@Jawnryeann Abrams destroyed the OG trilogy with the opening crawl of TFA, telling us that the ending of "Return of the Jedi" was meaningless now. Not to mention all the other plotholes he readily created. He is the destroyer of franchises. Ruin Johnson only rode on his tail, but Abrams laid all the groundwork. He's a fucking talentless hack that can only create mystery boxes but never deliver any satisfying, clever answers.

Abrams' adaptations were always influenced by the contemporary culture, which certainly harmed them. The emotional lability and childish outbursts in Star Trek 2009 are a great example of that. Films are always products of their times, and there was a lot of cultural change between 1966 and 2009. What we consider a normal person, what becomes the baseline for writing dialogue and character behavior in a film, is radically different today than it was in 1966. We have quite different expectations of characters. In 1966, a man screaming uncontrollably would have been laughed at. Today, it's just drama. It comes down to the loss of social norms and taboos, that's always going to creep into our media. And a hero is just a normal person plus some heroic qualities. Since self-discipline isn't expected anymore, it's no longer idealized in our media. Which is unfortunate, because while culture informs films, films also influence the culture, and they can reinforce negative trends like the degradation of our understanding of virtue, the trivialization of etiquette, etc. But all of this is largely unconscious, so it's hard to blame someone like Abrams for it. Some filmmakers do a great job of consciously avoiding this, and can even convincingly write ancient characters for example. But that's really, really rare. So I don't really fault Abrams for having internalized our contemporary character defects and unknowingly incorporating them into his adaptations of e.g. Spock, even though it contradicts Spock's well-established nature as a Vulcan (self-discipline being one of their defining traits). But I think these more recent franchise films and TV shows are very different. I think they have an express agenda. They aren't letting contemporary culture creep into their work and distort established characters. They are intentionally deforming established characters. They are even hiring the original actors (like Ewan McGregor and Mark Hamill) to reprise their roles, yet asking them to behave completely different. Just look at the pathetic, cowardly way Ewan carries himself physically in this show. He literally runs like a scared little girl, constantly hunched over, his wrists flapping limply at his sides. That doesn't happen by accident. If you asked him to play Kenobi, he would obviously naturally play the same character he played in the prequel trilogy. Since that's what he practiced for. To get him to behave in this grotesque way, you'd need to give him constant direction. You'd need to yell "cut" and correct him every time he instinctively acts like a man. The fact that they put so much effort into degrading and inverting these characters, even with the original actors, tells me that none of this is accidental. I can't say what exactly is their ultimate goal, but it seems to me they are trying to alter what we (the audience) understand heroism to be. They want to change our role models. Which means they want to change how we act, behave, think, and feel. It would not surprise me if they simply think this will make the male population more docile and less likely to revolt. Which will be important in coming years, as the banks buy up all the houses, as the great oligarchic powers increasingly want us all to crowd ourselves into rental apartments and live like peasants. I'm reminded of the bank robbery trope, where the bank robber says to all the patrons, "Everybody get down. Nobody try to be a hero." With each generation, our concept of heroism erodes a little more. It's already lost the quality of self-discipline, which can be seen in Star Trek's childish outbursts and tantrums. What more will it lose? Will there come a day when it is considered heroic to sit down, shut up, and make room for more important people? Isn't that kind of what they're getting at when they race swap characters anyway? The diversity agenda feels a lot like a vehicle for the domestication of white men. Convince them that the most heroic thing they can do is to go extinct or be subservient to the great idols of the new religion, and I guess it's a lot less likely that they will organize in armed resistance. So, frankly, it does seem plausible to me that the reason these adaptations are always so bad in exactly the same ways is because it's a social engineering effort. I really can't understate how important movies and TV shows are for culture, and especially for what we revere and idolize. These are our role models. If we are taught to model ourselves after Ewan McGregor in the Kenobi show, that is going to have a major effect. A single TV show won't have much effect, sure. Most people will completely reject it the first time they're exposed to these inverted role models. But we are inundated with a constant stream of this crap. Eventually, little bits and pieces are going to get through your armor. After multiple generations, the influence will be undeniable. The reason these soulless reboots and rehashes always castrate beloved male characters and introduce new female characters to handle the actual action is because that's how they want us to behave. They want men (the only people who can actually overthrow tyranny) to know their place, and they want women to act like how men used to act. Also probably helps to control population growth. And maybe the masculinization of women helps to demoralize men. These are just conjectures, of course. But what I'm absolutely certain of is that, unlike the flaws in Abrams' work, the character assassination in Disney Star Wars (and in many other franchises, like Amazon's Rings of Power) is intentional. One can only guess at what the intention is, but there absolutely IS an intention of some kind, with 100% certainty.

Her whole character was just "screams and wants to kill Obi-Wan." She was only made a survivor of Anakin's Jedi temple massacre to try to force sympathy for her. Then Disney do what they always do when a minority character gets criticised for reasons unrelated to that and called people racist for not liking Reva. They went back on killing her off for fear of people calling them racist.

@@Xehanort10 lmaooooo, so they literally retconned the crap out of her

Careful, dude, you don't want anyone thinking you're racist.

​@@SydneyPawYT I liked her in the first episode. She had, in my opinion, a good presence with shit fellow inquisitors. I hated her as soon as I realized, as @Xehanort10 put it, she's just "Lemme kill Obi XD" and the inquisitors just...what the fuck did they mix up the script with a crime thriller where the criminals keep telling them not to blow the whistle? That's the only option that is even 1% correct. They're not Jedi Sympathizers wasting Imperial resources and forging Jedi deaths so can't go with that. they had some backstory but they wasted it by waiting 6 episodes. A good writer knows how information adds tension, rather than takes away from it. a Hack writes things as they go without editing. It reminds me of the Lost in Space Netflix (Episode 1 so not really spoilers.) Throughout the episode, there's a robot that's endlessly chasing the child and the rest of the family is stranded because the space station was destroyed and they to use escape pods. Fine setup, but kid is just running from a robot that doesn't seem that scary. End of the episode shows a legion of the robots slaughtering the Humans in the aforementioned space station, revealing they were the ones to attack and the kid should've been scared. If that 'flashback' was just the episode start, it would've made the chase scene much better in both tension, impact and scare. It adds the needed context so the robot at the end of the episode helping them leads to questions a good writer can answer like "Is this a deviant? Are they all deviants with corrupted programming and McAfee Anti-Virus finally got off its lazy ass and deleted the virus? Are they okay with life but Humanity got close to say an ancient precursor?" That episode was, in all seriousness, truly an episode of all time. The characters were distinct and alright, the plot made sense and the conflict otherwise well-established, even if it didn't grab me. Move that in front of the show, I'd have confidence in the writers. Kenobi truly is one of WORST shows of all time with budget and starpower. It is a dumpster fire of wtf. The actors were good and that's it. No logic, common sense fucking ANYTHING. I checked. The Writer had NOTHING of note he wrote. If you have confidence in him, give him a show like Andor. Low stakes and if it's bad, who cares? Why aren't you grabbing your A+++ writers for fucks sake on this shit. Kenobi will draw in all the viewers by it being about a beloved character alone. How the fuck do you anti-manage it to the point where I honestly question if Disney is trying to kill Star Wars at this point. Judging by the first episode of Andor alone, that is a negative because that show has a plot end of sentence, unlike Obi-Wan. I entered rant territory but I mean everything I said.

Yeah how did she survive being stabbed?

In Legends Comic yeah

I remember that book. Gave me fucking chills. I don’t remember if it was the Vader book or the Kenobi book itself though

He almost fainted upon hearing the name

Well, they *do* use books and comics for ideas. They just leave out any of the good bits.

What vook and comic is that?

@leonidaspereirafilho499 obi wan book is called Kenobi and the vader book is The Dark Lord: The Rise of Darth Vader

Ew what the fuck kind of expression is that.

True, but these plot holes started way back in ANH where Vader didn't recognize Tatooine - somehow the nuWars critics are almost always oblivious to this, which is quite amusing.

@@username45739 To be fair what Beryl is talking about is a much larger plot hole than Vader simply not recognising Tatooine.

@@edwardbayfield1401 Idk, maybe it's larger

@@username45739 even if Vader realised it was the same planet he grew up on what difference does it make?

THAT would be incredibly brilliant in the meanest possible way. 😆

I'm pissed shaky cam made a comeback. For a blissful decade I was able to watch mainstream media without having to close my eyes and look away to avoid headaches.

Three's a crowd, my friend. An awesome crowd. Let me imagine that I'm hugging you and Sheev Talks right now.

To be honest the sequel’s had some pretty damn good music 🎶.

im glad they didnt. Im sick to death of the imperial march

@@bt3743 ur opinion sucks

@@bt3743 No way

@@Basspro69 Facts. There were entire theories deconstructing leitmotifs from the sequels and what they could mean.. Like similarities in Reys and Palpatines theme.. oh wait! John Williams did that on purpose because he‘s actually clever and can communicate storytelling without blatantly saying in your face: „You‘re Palpatine‘s granddaughter 🤓“ -Also: The sequels atleast looked grand and had meaningful-looking shots and scenes even if that was not the case. The cinematography was great for them and these newer star wars shows just fucking suck in that aspect

Then she sued me for the emotional damage procured from committing murder.

You could also literally copy the plot of some Korusawa movie for good measure. There‘s nothing wrong with a well-executed story clone. A bunch of Western Films did exactly that. For a franchise that has no idea what it‘s doing, this is far from the worst thing they could come up with.

Shoot man that sounds so good

@@raylast3873 The Magnificent Seven is one, if I’m not mistaken…

Why Not have a Not-Star Wars SW Movie where a Knight and a Samurai Lightsaber fight each other, to the entertainment of Darth Jar Jar who shows up as the big bad at the end?

​@@Ender7jwelp, Zack Snyder has now effectively done that, and it also sucks 😞

eh, difference between lifting a rock and holding a shirt.

I totally agree. It completely ruins any lightsaber fight, because you can just hold someone in place or their lightsaber in place and then stab them. It’s a stupid idea to put that in a fight scene.

You gotta love most of those are pretty recent all things considered

@@Markm8 Yeah, man, it's almost like brains are no longer allowed in the modern film industry

Grown ups 2 is such an odd choice lmfaoo

@@kirayoshikage3258 My brother used to put it on repeat three times a week when we had dinner so I have a deep rooted hatred towards the movie because every time the humor gets more painful. I mean, watching it one time was bad enough, but now imagine watching it several times a week

@@omarrojo9484 true man but it’s an Adam Sandler movie, that’d be like watching Just Go with It over and over which is I think objectively terrible

You were the smart one. They were too blinded by nostalgia and Fanservice and stupidity to notice the flaws

@@chasehedges6775 facts bro like that scene when his lightsaber bounced off of storm trooper armor or when he held back the water from breaking the glass i was like “the fuck is this 😂😂😂😂” it broke my heart tho. Obi wan has been my (and probably a large majority of peoples) favorite star wars character. goes to show how much they care about their fans

@@mr.dr.prof.patrick7284 💯💯. They care VERY little

Get smarter friends.

@@bertimusprime7900 or stop bitching about a show for kids

Also Bail was a Senator in a Galactic scale war. There had to be tons of Jedi who served under him. So was Reva going to keep kidnapping Leia until he sent the Jedi she wanted.

I think they explain that She knows bail was friends with Kenobi in the past or something. And from her point of view it would be quite the coincidence that this senators Friend was one of the only Jedi Survivors

⁠@@Captianmex1C0 The major issue with this is that the show tries to suggest Reva is the FIRST / only ? Imperial agent to Ever think this connection idea up - not even Vader or Palpatine have pondered this possibility… only Reva, from ‘going through the old archives’… came up with this notion 🤔..

It wouldn't even need to be sympathetic, it would just make sense. Because they are in charge and he's part of their regime!

people liked boba fett? I thought most people agreed that it was a mediocre show AT BEST

If they were gonna do a kenobi show it should've simply been a character study of both kenobi and Vader running parallel to eachother. It would've worked exceedingly well had they simply showed us the struggles of kenobi to find self worth on backwater planet and his attempts to contact qui gon thru the force. They could've shown him fighting off raiders and pirates while struggling not to use the force and bring unwanted attention. Then on the other hand, we see Vader still trying to find obi Wan as he ruthlessly and personally runs thru jedi after jedi in hiding, using any methods he can to obtain information. We can see his struggles to understand and deal with his injuries, his uncomfortable suit, and his weekly dead skin removals as all those things breed even more hate for kenobi and make him more powerful in the dark side. These are just ideas that are off the top of my head and I'm not even a huge star wars fan. I like star wars but I've never bought a single piece of merchandise or read anything from eu. I'm just a normal fan and I would rather have watched something I came up with myself in 5 minutes than the lore breaking garbage that Disney thru up all over the screen. It's not hard to write stories when the characters already have plenty of traits and background to pull from and it's not hard to adhere to continuity when u already know what ultimately happens before u write ur first sentence on the page. Star wars should be an easy win almost everytime. I see regular fans writing easy slam dunks (such as this one) in comment sections all the time. It's utterly baffling how bad Disney has fucked up a franchise that could easily be printing money like the FED.

You watch RU-vid too much.

even if the last one failed, as long as it's faithful people can say "Yes it was bad but hey Disney really tried this time." I genuinely cannot say that about this collective of 42 minute items, each more worthless than the last.

Star Wars kenobi would be an excellent place to start. Disney made this series into a fiasco.

Exactly nobody really knew Vader was Palpateen right hand man! Imperials disrespected him and the Emperor had royal guards! Vader was a ghost 👻

​@delmarfrazier2727 but everyone knows who Vader is. From generic Rebel soldiers, to stormtroopers, to Imperial Officers, Vader is far from a ghost. Mara Jade is significantly more ghostly than Vader.

Same. This video is just beautiful and wonderful

I just found it today. Genuinely impressed. 👏

That’s a very logical story. Disney however thinks our attention span is too short and so they think we need an action scene every 5 minutes and planet hopping

That would have been horribly boring

@@robertgilley6288 You are a perfect example for the post above

More like in front of him

💯💯💯👍

As a casual Star Wars fan, they DID EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE wrong and dirty. This is one of the most mediocre things that have ever seen.

His voice is infinitely better in Rebels, I highly recommend rewatching his scenes

Brother, you can’t say “Everyone and Everything” was done dirty and then call it “mediocre”. Just say it’s bad. It’s ok! You’re among friends here.

@@joeymobb8438 okay then, it's bad and I wish this show did better

@@logankelley99 rewatching it now yeah plus I love his tone in rebels since it fits better

Trust me these 2 pieces of garbage will not get re-watched ever might as well be memory holed

Cant wait to rewatch this while my 7y daughter screams "THIS IS ABSOLUTE IDIOCY" for hours on end 😊😊😇

This show had its moments yeah. This show and Book Of Boba are mediocre offering that beyond terrible

Obi-Wan is a side character in his own show. 💯💯

Only compliment that I can give the book of Boba Fett is that it's so outlandishly stupid that it's funny at points, this show does not have even that, it's just a complete and utter disappointment but not a major one at least because due to the previous show's produced I lost any type of hope that they would do anything competent or respectful towards any of these two characters that people know and love, they hate them all because they aren't their pathetic creations, but they have to pretend to like the female ones while butchering their characters as well. Sorry I had to edit because I realized that made a mistake because half of the characters they've done aren't even their own characters, it's just stolen s*** from the stuff they De-canonized merged together and badly and or nonsensically done, Example. The Stolen story of Rogue one or Kylo Ren, who is just a mishmash of characters badly stolen and the Kenobi show is a dumbass way to retroactively fix him being weirdly named as well having of course stolen Luke's son's name, it's fine though I guess it wouldn't have made much sense for them to have multiple children considering they made Han into a bum-ass and Leia into a cold witch (unless you're Rey of course) and Luke into a pathetic hermit with no life, no wife, no family, no Academy and no goddamn sense.

Writer: "The entrance is guarded by a legion of troopers with tanks and flying scout vessels that force Obi-Wan--" Studio: "No." Writer: "The entrance is guarded by a garrison of two squads of troopers with heavy weapons a--" Studio: "Too expensive." Writer: "The entrance is guarded by a dozen troopers--" Studio: "Three." Writer: "The entrance is guarded by three troopers but they have special augments that make them more eff--" Studio: "No additional props." Writer: "The augments are invisible but we have an establishing shot demonstrating their--" Studio: "Too much screentime. That'd cut into merch." Writer: "There is a throwaway line about the difficulty--" Studio: "No extra screentime." Writer: "... it uh it's just three troopers in normal suits. So uh. So uhm..." Studio: "Temp workers in black-and-white track suits and stormtrooper masks made from printouts." Writer: "Right. Uhm..." Studio: "And we don't see them for more than 5 seconds, so we don't have to pay them." Writer: "Uhm. Yea. Uhm it would be good if" Studio: "Write an epic scene!" Writer: "Yea I'll" Studio: "Put Baby Yoda in it somehow." Writer: "Hmkay."

Am I the only one who realizes that Reva's motive for attempting to kill Like was to cut off the Skywalker bloodline, therefore getting a piece of the revenge she sought from Darth Vader?

@@flarpyz7613 so, how did she know he was Vader's son? All she had found was "a connection in the Archives" between the Organas and Obi Wan, then later on she founds out that Luke exists (period). For all she knew, it was Obi Wan's bastard child... She did have Vader's daugther (who would've remain alive btw, therefore the Skywalker bloodline would be fine), and she didn't realize it was his daughter, so what's different about Luke? What you say could work, but it was not in the script. She just does things because the plot requires it.

lol

cinematography and quality of vfx was still super trash - the story isnt even my main issue its just how amateur the whole thing looks, same thing with the book of boba. The fight scenes look like goofy larp fights with atrociuos camera shake and a lot of scenes are cut in a super strange way. Its just objectively incompetently made (im sure the people working on it are very skilled, my money is either on tight deadlines, badly spent budget or bad direction. Probably all at once tbh)

"Alderaan and the Senator's Office are already seen as a nuisance by the Empire, and we're suspected of Rebellious Intent, we can't let this get out any further than it already is. That will just invite the Empire to Alderaan, they'll take control and will very likely find out about everything we've been working towards for 10 years, and worse yet, Vader might become aware of Leia's heritage. We've hired a few bounty hunters already, but they're all unable to get any leads, you're the only person we think that can find Leia quickly and quietly. Help us, you're her only hope."

As a 2001 kid, I'm not sure how to respond to this

90s star wars fan here, same.

I mean, would want to go through fire again?? Lol

Or even just clear it with the force like he just did seconds earlier.

Or just go around it? Like 10 meters to the left?

Disney shills: "hE lIkEs ThE cHaSe" 😂

@@TheJay1979Relationship with sand, over. Now he doesn't like fire.