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I remember this one kid would always say “unfortunately in existence” and we all thought it was funny at the time but I’m pretty sure now he’s in a psych ward and I feel pretty bad for him
When I was taking the bus back home from school as a kid, the bus driver would always ask ''okay, are we missing anyone?'' and then 3-4 hilarious comedians would always yell ''I miss my mom/dog/dad/grandpa etc.'' and this emits the same energy
in one of my old schools we had two girls called kelly so we went to surname initial but it was the same initial and… turns out they had the same surname. like they just had identical names. it was a menace for years
For me, it always starts with "here" and then someone says "yep" and then everyone after them says yep until someone eventually says "here" again and then for the rest of it, you get a weird mixture.
It took this social experiment for you realise that humans are sheep? Just look at the state of the world right now 😂 A cold got us all Muzzled like rabbid dogs with no end in sight. Humans are hilariously gullible and easily manipulated.
A kid in my class always said ‘flake team stand up’. He refused to stop until the entire class stood up when he said it. We kept this shit going all year and even our teacher thought it was funny
I'm that kid lol I just can't follow the damn instructions. I'll do about the same but not exactly what you asked me, so if an excercise says circle the right answer I'll underline it anyways.
I began the spiral by replacing "here" with "present" and then to "PREEzent" and then "Gift" and then "Christmas" then "Chrysler" and then "Ford" and then "car" and then "speed" and then "CA-CHOW". I couldn't continue the spiral because I graduated.
One I was in chorus I was waiting for my name cause there was roll call every class and i took the deepest breath I have ever in my entire life, and said here so loud it scared the shit out of everyone. the teacher just gave me a minor behavioral slip that meant nothing and said “I don’t think you deserve this but others think you do” and we both laughed.
in my grade 7 class, there was this guy who would always say 'present' during attendance. our whole class began to 'mock' him (not really) by starting to say 'present' during attendance too. so the kid started saying other things and this led to a chain of weird answers for attendance, including 'this is the voicemail box of...' and 'at your service'. you get the idea
One time at school my class just decided we'd all say "present" during history roll call, and it was the funniest thing ever, then the next day, we all decided to add on "present miss", we all did it and nobody could keep a straight face at the end of it
Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HANDSOME GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear na
I remember one time in kindergarten I yelled hamburger and it was the proudest moment of my life. Now whenever I pass my friends that were in my kindergarten class they yell “hamburger!”
God, this is so relatable as a substitute teacher. Cant tell you how many kids feel the need to shout "amongus" at several intervals throughout the day back to back when asked to do the simplest tasks.
Just beat them to the punch. When you get to the kid who shouts "amongus" the most, just say "Do we have [name] among us?" It'll blow his mind and he'll have to answer "yes", which isn't "here", but it also isn't "amongus".
one of the clowns in my middle school class would always say “not here” and wouldn’t stop even after the teacher asked so she just started marking him absent every time
As a student, I feel bad for teachers but I can't help it, it's funny- 😂😂😂 I have the urge to say something random, I'm pretty sure you might get use to it.
My moms a teacher, I said I wanted to be a teacher wen I grow up and she said no. I can see why, if those children make me talk more that 3 times i'm going to jail.
At my schools, it’s either present of here. Anything else, you see the person taken outside and then a loud noise outside and then the kid doesn’t come back.
Wait, what? Why? Everybody in my school says "present" and "here" is unheard of Then, again, I live in India, so idk what's happening that side of the pond
@@69_pigeons_in_a_trenchcoat i have the same question lol, im from mexico and here we all say "presente" during attendance so i don't know why would it be funny to say present
My math teacher in 8th grade was calling roll, called out this kid's name, and the kid responded by saying "he's not here" in the most normal way ever. Like if the kid had actually been absent, his friend would have said that in the exact same way. Teacher was like "oh, ok, Jacob is absent, thanks for letting me know-" then looked up and said "wait a second, you _are_ here!"
I actually understood present bc in different cultures people say present instead in school. So if you had at some point received schooling from a different culture you might just be used to saying present. Plus it means the same thing so imo it doesn't matter. But to anyone who anything beyond a single word I hope they attempted a career in standup comedy and failed miserably
the "which tyler" was very accurate. there's three logans in my class, (me being one) and two of us have the same initials. a sub came in once and took attendance, so she called logan, and we asked which one. she said logan m, and we had to ask which one again lol
Its wild whenever i hear about classes with multiple logans. My name is logan and ive only ever met two other logans in my life. One was in my grade but we never really interacted and the other was a little girl who i had to help try out softball bats at my job. A LITTLE GIRL
I shared classes with 2 girls named Pernille. Their last names were similar as well, different spelling, but pronouced the same. There was a 3rd girl with an identical last name to one of these 2, though they were not siblings or related as far as I know. When pronounced their last names sounded like "Hjul" (Danish word for wheel). Pernille and Pernille was "Front wheel" and "Rear wheel" and the one not named Pernille was "Spare wheel" It was absolutely hilarious.
When a new teacher or a sub was calling attendance for the first time, this one kid would try and coin a new nickname for himself “my friends call me Jimbo”
I remember there was some teachers that used to say ‘Goodmorning *name*’ & people would almost always respond saying goodmorning back, i always found that so much nicer than just names and ‘here’
It really sets the scene. It's autumn, kids have only been in school for a month or two, so this is the big field trip everyone's been looking forward to since the first day.
After a year of class roll being called in explicitly alphabetical order every single time, with the same Tyler always called first before the other one: Teacher: Tyler? Class: Which one?
