THE KING OF ARSTOTZKA! | Papers, Please (Revisited) Part 5 ENDING

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I will gladly take my crown as the king of Arstotzka in Papers, Please!
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@jacksepticeye 5 лет назад

In hindsight.... I probably should have let her in! But nothing compromises GLORY GREATEST!

@fridge45 5 лет назад

DETAINED!!

@theaprilist8668 5 лет назад

Yep

@pezplays9712 5 лет назад

DO ALL OF THE ENDINGS PLEASE

@alif6933 5 лет назад

Lol

@gschico379 5 лет назад

Yes you really should have

@brendan9734 5 лет назад

"Where is my passport?" "It is being confiscated." "How will I travel?" "I dunno, with your f*ckin' legs!?"

@cjjack9536 5 лет назад

Brendan I read this right as he said it

@BushAustralian 5 лет назад

Brendan that was my comment!

@Randomperson-vd3tq 5 лет назад

@Sniper-g99 5 лет назад

Dog this shit fucking killed me

@trmmythias 5 лет назад

He said that with the perfect accent too 😂😂😂

@hitoshishinsou1978 10 месяцев назад

For people who don't know, if you let her in, they sergui and Elisa ran at each other and end up hugging for a while. After the day ends she ends up giving you 100. The next day, sergui comes by and tells you "Thank you friend, Elisa wants to name our first child after you! But I told her I want a girl first!"

@suedaa31 3 месяца назад

aww thats so cute i really wanted him to do that

@ekamarie6632 3 месяца назад

That is the sweetest fucking thing to have not happened in this video 😅

@marigoldbells9581 2 месяца назад

And then he dies

@foolishfool1963 3 года назад

You'd think that after days of ignoring their tasks, EZIC would figure that the Inspector doesn't want to help them.

@Nellethiel 2 года назад

Super late reply, sorry. But they're like those guys who send women they barely know "hey" and "how u doin" messages over and over in spite of receiving no replies from said woman. Can't take a hint.

@ramdog2536 2 года назад

They eventually figure out you’re loyal to Arstotzka. On the other hand, if you do all their tasks, they warn you of the attack they do at the end of the game (with their car), telling you not to shoot them when they come to blow up the border wall.

@CherryTanker Год назад

@@ramdog2536 One of their tasks include killing the man in red, which cuts the game short, and you don't make it to that point. You have to refuse to do that specific task in order to get that far.

@SpiceDiceGame Год назад

I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND EZIC! GET OUT OF MY LINE!

@DustySiren 8 месяцев назад

2:40

@viljar_5339 5 лет назад

"I am seeking asylum" "You have no grant for asylum" "What is that?"

@dereklynch05 5 лет назад

lol wat time is dat at

@jumpscreed3426 5 лет назад

@@dereklynch05 at about 34:00

@mush1e979 5 лет назад

Smarts 100 Illusion 100

@davidhiggins550 5 лет назад

😂 Lol

@projectg-vlogs6716 4 года назад

She needs a insane asylum grant

@MortalMarigold8 5 лет назад

Jack: I don’t trust anyone with two names. Also Jack: Seán

@marthabaylis9626 4 года назад

Sean is an Irish name that can mean Jack in English so it both is and isn't the same name depending on how you want to view it

@shikarifox4337 4 года назад

I use that sticker a lot

@shikarifox4337 4 года назад

@@marthabaylis9626 Very insightful, thank you.

@dimez3702 4 года назад

Martha Baylis this is not true jack was Sean’s childhood nickname he got from his mom

@pavement7530 4 года назад

Is joke calm the fuck down

@WanderingKumquat 4 года назад

Jack: literally throws out random yes and no stamps to try getting more poeple Also Jack: wont allow a single citation to help that guys love

@bragelie5258 4 года назад

9:42 Jack: well i didn’t do too badly last time Jack’s last ending: execution

@d2ltaday 3 года назад

he means last time as in the last episode edit: THANKS FOR THE LIKE KIND STRANGER

@segaking5846 Год назад

@@d2ltaday r/ihavereddit

@jimwormmaster 5 лет назад

Roses are red So is some wine Don't have the right papers? GET DA FACK OUTTA MY LINE!

@TheHoodedKnight 5 лет назад

Hahaha good one! that was a good one.

@lukasgonzalez6774 5 лет назад

Haha

@gstar9061 5 лет назад

jimwormmaster This is poetry at its finest

@MaNameDrew 5 лет назад

This is actually holy writing reincarnated

@anthonyberger810 5 лет назад

Good one😂😂😂😂 this is why I read the comment section😂😂😂😂

@Abduladinn 5 лет назад

You let in a man for being lonely but you couldn’t let sergiu’s love in

@XX-fe2qe 4 года назад

Max H he had his papers in order tho she didn’t

@blokvader8283 4 года назад

I think when he does that, Sergiu stops working there. If that's the case, then denying Elisa is good because during the final day Sergiu would die during the terrorist attack.

@benjamintanchingjui6741 4 года назад

@@blokvader8283 i think sergui died last time cause um jack was a shit shot now he can actually shoot so sergui is still alive . Btw sergui and elisa has a child if u let them in.

@spencersim1809 4 года назад

[Late comment] If you let Elisa in while Sergiu is alive for the rest of the day, then Sergiu will ask for the pendant(if you have not passed Elisa the pendant). Afterwards, he will say that he will be transferred to prison to do his job.

@blokvader8283 4 года назад

@@benjamintanchingjui6741 I remembered the van pulling up on the last day (from the EZIC order) and doing so, they rammed right into Sergiu.

@jesikinteb1377 3 года назад

Jack: this game is supposed to be about humanity Also Jack: doesn't let true lovers be together

@oreoz0288 2 года назад

Doesn’t let man kill his daughters reason of demise 😓hurt so much to see how insensitive Sean was for the game but i still enjoyed watching it

@oreoz0288 Год назад

@phantom thief alibaba relax buddy you’re clearly taking too much in with my comment 😂I know it’s a game I said I still enjoyed it , all vibes over here 💯

@SoggyWetCheese 4 года назад

Visitor: *Has passport one day late* Also visitor: I don’t know wha- Jack: DETAINED. GO KEEP JORJI COMPANY.

@TheDoubleTea 2 месяца назад

577 likes and 0 replies? Lemme fix that

@RICH1FLOYD 5 лет назад

4 years ago (12/25/15) Jack lets Elisa in but he didn’t kill the terrorist on time and Sergiu died. Everyone: Upset at Jack 4 years later (06/16/19) Jack denies Elisa but kills terrorist in time and Sergiu lives. Everyone: Upset at Jack.

@twinodoom 5 лет назад

One must do both to achieve perfection.

@vijaz5559 5 лет назад

he has to be perfect, he can be, u dumb dumb

@trentypoo 5 лет назад

Rizky Iman Bagaswara English?

@YARGGG_GG 5 лет назад

he's become better at games, but a worse person. RIP elisa

@yasminchan7425 5 лет назад

@UCxsjlzlZQmvcTmrSRps1suw at the start of the video he put a note in the upper corner telling us why

@karahstoffel1792 5 лет назад

" How will I travel? " " I dont know, *WITH YOUR FACKING LEGS!* " 😂😂

@ponikojijedekroasan9995 5 лет назад

Yeah,that killed me 😂😂

@maryann2419 5 лет назад

_BEECH_

@enochmorrell6459 5 лет назад

I liked this but the number of likes on your comment went up to 421 so I unliked it. Lmao 😂

@catherinex5582 5 лет назад

*FECKING

@Alex-cg9dy 5 лет назад

If anyone needs it, 18:11

@cba2make1up 3 года назад

so compared to 2016's playthrough, he: - played the game for 47 minutes less - processed 72 more people - approved 39 more people - denied 18 more - D E T A I N E D 14 more - got 4 less citations - applied 53 more stamps all in all 2019's playthrough was a success!

@francescalanigan-meade9615 3 года назад

that is...impressive that you worked this out, 👏🏼

@dgrubs46 3 года назад

I was so annoyed watching this because he was just acting like every other RU-vidr with the dabbing and screaming extra loud because screaming equals funny and it just wasn’t shit was just not like him and annoying

@maxaco5017 3 года назад

also got 500 dollars

@zsofiaberger1044 3 года назад

@@dgrubs46 you do realize you're not obligated to watch his videos, right?

@iulia.bianca.b 3 года назад

@@dgrubs46 Screaming extra loud is "not like him"? 😂🤣 How many of Seán's videos did you watch? One? That's EXACTLY how he is, usually. Toned down a bit nowadays as he's getting older, but he admitted that was his real personality, as he gained more confidence and got to be more like himself.

@ceaserfacchini682 3 года назад

I love how he denies the lady Because he doesn’t want another citation and then 2 minutes later says I don’t care how many citations I get

@Profuscus 5 лет назад

Jack: *has an extra like $300* Also Jack: I can't let Elisa in because I'll lose money! ($5)

@FastirelangBlake 5 лет назад

i legit couldnt finish the episode because of that

@XenoSFM 5 лет назад

Don't say "like" in the wrong context, it's incorrect English.

@beedemon 5 лет назад

@th1smomentisfate but sergiu died, and Jack didn't get the money or the thank you from sergiu

@RealismFTW 5 лет назад

@@XenoSFM r/IAmVerySmart

@bellawinchester6200 5 лет назад

She would have given him 100 credits too lmao worth the -5

@munners 5 лет назад

HE FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO COMPARE THE FINGER PRINTS HALLELUJAH

@maeborowski2471 5 лет назад

Munners AMEN

@samanthakate2117 5 лет назад

On the very last episode :')

@nagashimayt9083 5 лет назад

Are you a Jack sponsor??

@cody-uh9in 5 лет назад

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

@kawaiiknaifu3128 5 лет назад

yea

@crimson7968 3 года назад

“All entrants must carry a valid certificate of vaccination” 2020:WRITE THAT DOWN

@lordofblankets4047 3 года назад

YASSS I LOVE HOW YOUR PROFILE IS BABY GANGSTA

@crimson7968 3 года назад

@@lordofblankets4047 YESS BABY GANSTA SUPREMACY

@redbeardreturns3550 3 года назад

This upsets me

@gayidk9006 3 года назад

@@redbeardreturns3550 lol same but its kinda funny

@redbeardreturns3550 3 года назад

@@gayidk9006 this is true. Funny how much this game actually pertains to the real world and our modern 2021 issues.

@erynblakeley4252 3 года назад

Jack: let’s in a few criminals Also Jack: Screw your love and passion Surgio, also your little girl is dead to me sir

@A1t3ra 5 лет назад

Jack: lets Criminal pass accidently Elisa: *Am i a joke to you?*

@cookieplz93 5 лет назад

@Gachatha 🙄

@earthlyezy4585 5 лет назад

T o r d M y B o I.

@musicequalslife509 5 лет назад

TORD

@collinramsey3935 5 лет назад

Jack: *Says Papers, Please in intro* Me: **Discrepancy Detected** Jack: *notices this and rewinds to intro to shout Glory Greatest* Me: **Discrepancy Cleared**

@warfareevan603 5 лет назад

Nice

@jacobwebster7498 5 лет назад

Nice

@alexcunniffecahill216 5 лет назад

Nice

@dinkolando7584 5 лет назад

No corrolation

@kieranyt8484 5 лет назад

Nice

@velvetsky3451 3 года назад

“Your passport has been confiscated.” “How will I travel?” “I dunno, with your fucking legs?” i love how raw that sentence was

@huer2870 2 года назад

savage level 9000

@lauraeisenschenk9386 5 лет назад

Escape to Obristan by yourself? Jack: No! That's horrible! Jack 2016: F*ck it, I'm escaping

@blxoom 5 лет назад

Jack: ELISA GET DENIED ! Also Jack: OH GODDD IS SHE GONNA DIE IM SORRY D;

@spilledsalt8505 5 лет назад

no he stayed with his family first got chopped by the state then went back to escape

@mychanel1406 5 лет назад

@Master_Cheeks 5 лет назад

Actually 🤣

@emt2076 5 лет назад

ForQ Forqetting literally everyone did

@riovacuity3877 5 лет назад

2016 jack: LITTLE POTATO MAN! 2019 jack: Jorji!

@pyb6 5 лет назад

izzy and lilly 119 Rip XD

@brendan9734 5 лет назад

He's said 'potato man' every time up til now though. He said jorji only once... 💁🏻‍♀️

@Nikko_no_Tabi 5 лет назад

Πω πω ενα διαβατηριο... Έλα Jorji

@TheHeadcase 5 лет назад

Supah Hackah what

@deyluv_lexi8870 5 лет назад

@@Nikko_no_Tabi what??

@KaedyWadey1474 2 года назад

18:57 Woman does not give passport immediately- Sean: “I said to have your fucking documents ready, bitch!” Sean, a few seconds later, laughing: that was so unnecessary- I love him sm

@siranonymous_3757 3 года назад

Jack: *C'MON GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DETAIN HIM WITH* Citizen: **Intense Sweating**

@CrisT13 5 лет назад

awww, should have let Elisa in. Even if you end up losing 5 credits, Sergiu will give you 100 at the end

@cinnaxbunbun 5 лет назад

He let her in in his first playthrough

@trueblue2475 5 лет назад

@@cinnaxbunbun but he wasn't paying attention to the scene when they were hugging He was busy checking papers "-(

@meowmeow3778 5 лет назад

Yeah, if he was lucky enough to save Sergiu...

@henrygaylordswanson 5 лет назад

CrissTeh Good Advice

@Waxy_K 5 лет назад

Jack just has a ragged heart you know that

@bernhardinek 4 года назад

Jack: "I'mma just let you through to save time" Also Jack: "Sorry, I could not let in your one true love. She did not have proper documents"

@liamcoy5865 4 года назад

me:*sigh* jack lemme show you how to really do it

@mercedeslopez7156 3 года назад

@@liamcoy5865 t p poop poop pzp

@carlowojtyla4347 3 года назад

@@mercedeslopez7156 well said

@CoolJoshido212 3 года назад

i don’t know why these youtubers deny people like Elisa even though it would be a measly penalty

@zachy6254 2 года назад

A true capitialist

@oofree1808 3 года назад

I hate it when the people will be like: “You have no passport.” “Sorry, I have it here” Like since when are we just not going to show our papers at a border?

@Doi- 2 года назад

Well it isn't 2001 yet so it was much less strict

@USAlien234 Год назад

Happens everyday in the States. We are literally the only country I can think of that lets people come in without papers. I cant even get into Canada without showing papers thou.

@michaeljones7447 3 года назад

2012, 12-year old me: Entry tickets, vaccination cards, there’s no way it’s this complicated in real life. 2020, 20-year old me: Aw shit.

@thereseachers7895 2 года назад

oh it happened now covid haha

@frankb.2201 5 лет назад

The people in line just see Jack detaining everyone coming through. "Maybe we make mistake coming here."

@moik4037 5 лет назад

Which Frank cause I can think of 2 bi ones

@cyn9614 5 лет назад

Bi frank

@jacksepticeye 5 лет назад

Frank Bi i’mma end this line’s whole career

@moik4037 5 лет назад

@@jacksepticeye oh my god he's here Jackaboy's here

@eff0165 5 лет назад

jacksepticeye precisely

@zor05 5 лет назад

Jack: No, I won't let Elisa through because I'll get a citation. Also Jack: Ahh, whatever I don't care if I get a citation.

@deadpoolisgod7253 5 лет назад

Zoro i cant remeber what i ate for breakfast today 🤦‍♂️😂😂

@yildiraypinar6439 5 лет назад

DEADPOOL IS God | Um... how is that relevant to this?

@willtolive2252 5 лет назад

Deadpool is God I think you ate a chimichanga

@Loot1377 5 лет назад

@@willtolive2252 🤣

@skr1365 5 лет назад

Tu parles français

@GippyHappy 2 года назад

Some poor person: “please let me in or I’ll die!” Jack: “sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of you being *_DETAINED!”_*

@xXMissRoseArts 3 года назад

“What’s your purpose of entry?” “Just VISITING.” Document says TRANSIT. JACK LITERALLY HOVERS HIS POINTER OVER IT- “Hell yeah looks accurate to me!” He Gets citation “What?!”

@mafianpingu9399 5 лет назад

You deny Elisa because of fear of citation Segri will remember that Elisa will remember that Everyone will definitely remember that

@imancicaw 5 лет назад

Sergiu*

@imancicaw 5 лет назад

But yeah im mad at jack that he denied her

@sablonanime650 5 лет назад

If you detain her there’s a bad ending

@ericyu9298 5 лет назад

And i thought he couldnt make any more stupid decisions

@Katie-ws7xp 5 лет назад

That part just pissed me off

@spectralbread 5 лет назад

Jack: *has 380 credits* Also Jack: Worried about losing 5 credits

@Marcus_Aurelius42 5 лет назад

Loses himself 100 credits from gift he would’ve got if he let her through *slow clap*

@GoblinLord 5 лет назад

Times are rough in Glory Greatest, takes a lot of glory greatest credits to keep glory greatest lifestyle being so glory greatest, no?

@nowsherali1590 5 лет назад

also jack : I don't care bout no citations!

@kirothenekogamer4495 5 лет назад

JACK DON'T YOU DARE IGNORE THIS COMMENT! YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO PLAY A GAME CALLED VIVIAN ON THE CHANNEL & YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO LOOK UP ANYTHING ABOUT THE STORY. It's an rpg horror game. Similar to the Witch's House, Mad Father, ect.

@edwardwelsh3067 3 года назад

Jesus it legitimately made me mad when jack denied Elisa now he’s gonna get a bad ending

@justyourfriendlyneighborho2061 2 года назад

He didn't get a bad ending?

@polygontower Год назад

Wdym He got the best ending How: The inspector must not have completed any EZIC tasks given during the game. On day 31, he must neutralize both EZIC attackers and must not escape to Obristan afterwards. In the next morning, his information audit shows only minor infractions and he is permitted to return to work. A deal with Kolechia is reached and the checkpoint will reopen on January 1st. This is the only ending that will unlock the code for endless mode (62131).

@cerealdig Год назад

Denying/accepting Elisa doesn’t affect any endings, the only thing you get from accepting her (in game) is that she gives you 100 credits at the end of the day (if you managed to shoot the terrorists early enough for them to not kill Sergiu)

@cerealdig Год назад

@@polygontowerI’d say that there are 3 good endings, then being overthrowing the government with EZIC (since they give you a well-paid job and give your family an actually good home), escaping to Obristan with ALL of your family (since you won’t have to deal with Arstotzka’s and EZIC’s shit anymore), and the ending you’ve mentioned. All of the other endings are mostly either arrested or executed

@loganstewart3369 3 года назад

Ezic: im here to collect passport Jack: i dont have it Ezic:... Jack:... Ezic: ight imma head out

@JessiV2 5 лет назад

Traveler: My passport? Jack: Confiscated. Traveler: How will I travel? Jack: I don't know. With your f*cking legs? *LEGEND*

@momentumplayz4310 5 лет назад

Jessi V what was the time?

@Mister_Burner 5 лет назад

Legend *100* Dad joke *100*

@dylanshort1661 5 лет назад

But what if he's Sweden? they don't have legs you know

@spookylord894 5 лет назад

Shrek1000000

@stardustpan 5 лет назад

Miikka Hulkkonen at 51:08 😂😂

@amandastockton2998 4 года назад

Jack: does no one see that they’re bad guys?... they’re dressed as bad guys 1st time Jack: ooooo the order, what do you need I will do it !!

@Orangeyouglad870 3 года назад

Jack: these anonymous men in hoods that seek to overthrow the government are bad news Assassin’s Creed fans: uh oh

@casillastan8719 3 года назад

“ I’ll get as many citations as I please “ Dosent let Sergiu’s love inside “Then I’ll get another citation😖”

@showtimeloaf8608 5 лет назад

Elisa: Let me through please Sean: I aiNt loSiNg 5 crEdiTs from citations Sean later: i dOnT caRe aBoUt ciTatiOns

@user-xe9xc5lp2d 5 лет назад

I ain't losing 5 credits from citation. But I will lose 100 credits from gift that Elisa could give to me

@Takotaschukraft 5 лет назад

@@user-xe9xc5lp2d IKR XD

@drakeboger1741 5 лет назад

That shit bothered me

@showtimeloaf8608 5 лет назад

@@drakeboger1741 same

@legoman863 5 лет назад

Potato man: DRUGS Sean: ok Legit everyone: *one centremetere out of height* Sean: DETAINED, THE FUCK OUT MY LINE

@Relhio 5 лет назад

How much is love worth? 5 credits according to Jack.

@jacksepticeye 5 лет назад

AbyssFiend the love for Arstotzka far outweighs everything else!!!

@GamesHacker1000 5 лет назад

jacksepticeye hahaha

@gloriouswaterbottle8968 5 лет назад

jacksepticeye 😂 hahahaha

@goldminer1275 5 лет назад

Joshua Mohlman ooo now thats 6 credits

@jaydenarenas2309 5 лет назад

@@jacksepticeye lol GLORY TO ARSTOTZSKA

@ronanhuizar1139 4 года назад

51:56 Sean: "get out of my line, don't shoot any of my boys though" His boys ten seconds later: dead

@stariverse5916 2 года назад

person: "i dont know what to say." jack: "well i know what to say!" soldiers: "oh my god, hes going to do it again." jack: "DETAIN!" soldiers: *having to walk over to detain someone for the billionth time*

@moonstruckery 4 года назад

HE FINALLY REALIZED HOW TO DO THE FINGERPRINT THING OHMYGOD I'VE BEEN CURED OF MY DISEASE

@zeddiehtooswe3768 4 года назад

Polio disease?

@qui-gonjinnfromlegostarwar5487 4 года назад

@@zeddiehtooswe3768 Coronavirus

@lnefty 4 года назад

@@qui-gonjinnfromlegostarwar5487 Hold on, there's a cure?

@sirkkax 4 года назад

Crabbers Crabbing Crab pesto and ketchup

@yandwl4162 4 года назад

Crabbers Crabbing Crab raccoon piss obviously

@trashboyl1385 5 лет назад

Jack doesn't let elisa in: everyone disliked that

@CrazeeAdam 5 лет назад

He's so worried about a citation anx yet he has so much money he can spare =/

@myowncomputerstuff 5 лет назад

*"You and .0001% of players denied Elisa at the checkpoint."*

@ravenous-wolf3115 5 лет назад

Also jack a few moments later: "I'm gonna get as many citations as I please". Poeple watching: Nani the f*ck!?!?

@willtolive2252 5 лет назад

@@myowncomputerstuff going back to Minecraft story mode stuff geez that's the first time I've seen anyone do that in a long time

@myowncomputerstuff 5 лет назад

Never played Minecraft. I had Life is Strange in mind.

@maijethemage2501 3 года назад

"Oh please let me detain your sorry ass" is the best thing I've ever heard

@gabbycaseykeegan8748 3 года назад

"All entrants must carry a valid certification of vaccination" That sure hits different in 2021

@dionemartins0212 3 года назад

Wanna know what hits different? The inspector telling the Unitedfed person "Keep your sickness out of my country"

@gabbycaseykeegan8748 3 года назад

@@dionemartins0212 gotta admit, you're on the ball with that one.

@silverphantomme99 Год назад

Yeah.

@evelynnvernaz 5 лет назад

Me: *disappointed with Jack because he doesn't do fingerprints properly* Jack: *finally takes a look at the person's fingerprints* Me: *looks at him with hope* Jack: *sees that the fingerprints match but rejects her anyway* Me: *flips the table*

@TapeFolder 5 лет назад

Dude same it's been giving me anxiety when he doesn't look at the fingerprints properly and he actually does it for once, then just *denied*

@chrismorris6865 5 лет назад

I know, how does he still not know how to play this game? It's infuriating to watch.

@karrde5566 5 лет назад

@@TapeFolder SAME! haha lol

@ciulindenissa4318 5 лет назад

mood

@jaybrewer419 5 лет назад

It’s like i sit there thinking “Do it, do it, please do it, *sigh* he didn’t do it

@frankgaudio40 5 лет назад

I have a felling that the only reason he started being thorough was to find more reasons to DETAIN people

@jacksepticeye 5 лет назад

Frank Gaudio this is exactly why!

@user-nh2rl7ov9d 5 лет назад

Are you real

@JustFqded 5 лет назад

@@user-nh2rl7ov9dBruh of course he's real ;-;

@user-nh2rl7ov9d 5 лет назад

@@JustFqded prove it

@JustFqded 5 лет назад

@@user-nh2rl7ov9dhis name is verified you idiot

@IT-sx8gq 3 года назад

no ones talking about Jori ACTUALLY GETTING IN GLORY GREATEST

@audreyheng8275 Год назад

Jack when first playing the game: “You feel bad when you deny people” “I love matching data” Jack now: “I’m upset that bad things can’t happen to these people” “I wanna detain you” “I hate matching data” He is slowing darkening.

@_Content-Deleted_ Год назад

Antisepticeye real

@kaiyola7519 5 лет назад

Sean: *dosen’t let Elisa in* [Sergiu didn’t like that]

@brendan9734 5 лет назад

-Sergiu will remember that...

@MoAhmed75 5 лет назад

This has changed your story

@ashburger9082 5 лет назад

@@brendan9734 THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

@uniqueusername_ 5 лет назад

[Everyone Disliked That]

@ashburger9082 5 лет назад

@@uniqueusername_ true

@veggie0 5 лет назад

Jack *denies Elisa*: I can't let her in because I'll get so many citations in this round Also Jack: I get as many citations as I please

@Alex_Abdoukhakimov 5 лет назад

Hmm. Curious

@travisturck470 5 лет назад

Jack is an idiot sometimes, I can't believe he didn't let Elisa in.

@brookesydney5543 5 лет назад

bilgn IM SO DISAPPOINTED

@statingtheobvious8119 5 лет назад

Was about to comment that lmao

@sandman10kk7 5 лет назад

Mein Mein Same

@renn5331 4 года назад

Jack: I can't be judge Judy and executioner Me: Thats not how-

@puddipuddi2176 3 года назад

I love how he just slides the passport off of the stamper. I imagine them getting it back smudged

@ipadipaidipeed3805 5 лет назад

Jack : will you be staying for 1 month ? Person : no, I'm staying for 730.001 hours

@King_Luigi 5 лет назад

_[Time Discrepancy Detected]_ "You know, we are not in February right now." "I do not know what to say." "..." *[DETAINED!]*

@dominickmorsell7319 5 лет назад

When

@julianrodriguez1185 5 лет назад

@@prismacrafter that's the joke

@kking7838 5 лет назад

@@prismacrafter yea that's the joke

@julianrodriguez1185 5 лет назад

@Marios Bairaktarhs holy sh*t you're right

@alessandrosilvestri3691 5 лет назад

Jack: Oh no, if I let Elisa in Imma get so many citations today! Jack’s 400 credits: Am I a joke to you?

@feldbiss6417 5 лет назад

Yeah, he would have gotten 100 bucks and a better feeling if he had Let her through

@bruolingo4620 5 лет назад

PayneSiege shut the hell up and dont call sean retarded

@hughmongoose9854 5 лет назад

@@bruolingo4620 just a prank bro

@alessandrosilvestri3691 5 лет назад

Hey guys thank ya for 380 likes! That’s crazy!

@cpmenaceneon 3 года назад

The amount of times he mixed up transit and visit is insane

@usernameremoved3512 3 года назад

Jack: Aw I feel bad, but I can’t have a citation *denies her* Will she die?! Also Jack like 1 minute later: I’M A GAMER I’LL GET AS MANY CITATIONS AS I WANT

@TheRoyalGuardian 5 лет назад

Don't be surprised if you end up seeing Jorji Castava as a border inspector in Obristan with god-like inspecting skills

@jacksepticeye 5 лет назад

TheRoyalGuardian he learned from the best!

@TheRoyalGuardian 5 лет назад

My life is complete. I'm putting this on my refrigerator

@sho5a5_fera5 5 лет назад

both ur comments got hearted dang you're lucky

@muffin3022 5 лет назад

Some guy: my passport? Jack: is being confiscated Guy: how will I travel out of arstotzka Jack *pulls out gun* YOU NEVER LEAVE GLORY GREATEST

@supremekirby1892 5 лет назад

FrostyZilla05 I’m dying 😂

@lilithknight117 5 лет назад

This is your home now

@animusharmony9092 5 лет назад

He detains everyone on the last day

@aagnikraj5657 5 лет назад

Shhhhhh , no witnesses

@bigchungus1119 5 лет назад

I was the 666th like im a devil

@desyreesmith2557 3 года назад

The thing that jack keeps talking about in the last playthrough that took him 5 minuets to do is... The person didn't have their passport

@aaronaykut2879 3 года назад

Yeah and it was painful to watch.

@that_guy_upstairs6968 2 года назад

Jack: ILL GET AS MAY CITATIONS AS I PLEASE Elise: *can you guys still hear me?*

@pokemon10177 5 лет назад

Jack: *Denies Sergiu's lady because of citations* Also Jack: I GET AS MANY CITATIONS AS I PLEASE!!!!

@mopingfrog 5 лет назад

Fr like hecc

@georgsimon7083 5 лет назад

*jack denise sergui's girlfriend* Everyone disliked that.

@JacksTrashHeap 5 лет назад

Poor Sergiu ;--;

@quickbbq5748 5 лет назад

As I «Papers» please....

@darklord884 5 лет назад

Fun fact, he actually did let her in in his previous playthrough...only to get Sergiu killed in a bombing the next day.

@charliespaceace 5 лет назад

Jack in the beginning: "WELCOME TO GLORY GREATEST" Jack now: "Nobody's getting through. You should all be in jail" xD

@rasyldarif8808 5 лет назад

GLLLLLLLLLOOOORRRRYYYY TO ARZZTOTZKA

@uraveragejohndoe2180 5 лет назад

lmao XD

@HyperBlazingg 5 лет назад

welcome to jail- i mean GLOORY GREATESSTTT!

@rasyldarif8808 5 лет назад

Lol beautiful

@Jadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 2 года назад

Okay, I tend to watch some of Seán’s series to fall asleep, usually the ones I’ve seen many times. And papers pleases is a very relaxing one which helps me sleep, well when I was half asleep watching this I hear this (53:16) and it’s like 20 expresso shots, a bucket of ice water and the loudest alarm possible all at once….Seán- your energy never seizes to impress, I love it

@101Cutecupcake Год назад

me too!! although little miss fortune, firewatch, & night in the woods are my top choices for this

@cryogelatin1952 3 года назад

my boi goes from 6 processes per day 2 years ago to 14 processes per day in this series. what a chad gamer

@sirtieman 10 месяцев назад

yes because jack finally learned how to read instead of using the inspection tool

@mariahmonica2001 5 лет назад

Random Person: sir have you seen my so- Jack: DETAINED!

@jcrossx 5 лет назад

Jack in 2016: Matching Data, oh soo good, feels good... Jack now: I hate matching data....

@nighter9093 3 года назад

Jack : I don’t trust nobody with two names. Yeah ok Jack, or should I say Shaun.

@skylovermc2146 3 года назад

Seán

@dom6451 2 года назад

Lol

@YouFoundMeSomehow 2 года назад

Lol stolen comment

@leagueofawesomeness3442 2 года назад

Double negative.

@packpocket2746 4 года назад

The best ending by far has to be the 19th ending with the order of ezic. The fact that Arstotzka is a country with a corrupt leader makes the phrase glory to Artsotzka have no meaning. But when you do the 19th ending Artsotzka becomes a better country your family is alive your alive and all is well. It's a shame that Jack didn't work with the Ezic but it doesn't matter he played the game the way he wanted to.

@everykelmemeiscanon3437 3 года назад

Yea I also wanted him to work with the ezic corporation but that was his decision

@everykelmemeiscanon3437 3 года назад

I also think thats the best ending

@captaincaption 3 года назад

Thanks, didn't know that.

@ghost_deaths1 Год назад

That seems subjective, is it canon??

@markonov Год назад

@@ghost_deaths1 Yes it's subjective. However I think that EZIC is as bad or even worse than the current government. Plus given the fact that at the end of the game they blow up the wall, allowing people to run into the country is also bad. My favourite ending is escaping to Obristan. It's fun to gain all passports required and also I find it funny that Jori of all people helps you.

@Maidenstear 5 лет назад

Height is the first thing you check because you need to check if they measure up to Glory Greatest's standards.

@homosixual6189 5 лет назад

Guy: I'm here for diplomats passport Jack: don't have it Guy: 👁👄👁 Guy:....*leaves*

@draugar4027 5 лет назад

well this was say to play Evil Erich Sann?

@academicninja8532 5 лет назад

Hold on, where are you going? DETAINED!!!

@ToVods 5 лет назад

Emma leave a space between dot and *(this thing) *leaves* is the correct one

@tinyshawty 5 лет назад

hahaha

@driftermorshu5397 5 лет назад

. 🗿 🔫🥋 👖 👞

@josh8215 3 года назад

By the time he detained a 4th person in a row I was already laughing like a mad man, but my 41:15 I was cackling like a witch standing over a cauldron.

@AfraidCrawdad 3 года назад

As of 7:30 he has still not realized that visiting and transit are indeed different reasons for entry

@fiftycalbullets2354 5 лет назад

You missed one of the sweetest and wholesome moments in this entire game by denying Elisa, all for only 5 credits loss....

@PunkRockGenius 5 лет назад

Not like he has 400 credits to spare or anything

@rashhd1497 5 лет назад

@@PunkRockGenius IKR

@thumbsup5524 5 лет назад

Legit I was like “JACK YOU HAVE MONEY” he also just said “I can have as many citations as I want!”

@GhostyCJ 5 лет назад

He let her in in the original series but completely ignored the scene

@sorathepenguin 5 лет назад

FiftyCal Bullets If you give her the locket and let her through the following day you get 100$ from her and Sergiu

@Zaphure0 5 лет назад

Jack: yOu tHiNk you SpeCial wItH yOur TwO nAmEs Also jack: being named Sean and Jack 51:37

@motodog242 5 лет назад

Wow, calm down bro, lol.

@mitchsorenstein2242 5 лет назад

@@motodog242 shut the fuck up bro

@mitchsorenstein2242 5 лет назад

Lol

@Alex-ze5fe 5 лет назад

wtf

@gecko2023 5 лет назад

motodog242... why’d you regard the comment as, not calm

@tammyhamilton7044 4 года назад

It was so funny when he yelled at the girl cause of not giving passport Jack: I SAID HAVE YOUR DOCUMENTATION READY!! 18:44

@rickywilliams1586 3 года назад

So we're all in agreement that Jack should never gain power right?

@Kayla-Deathbysnusnu 5 лет назад

Jack: " I never trust someone with one name. " This is why he is Jack and Sean, otherwise he couldn't trust himself.

@tonyb3059 5 лет назад

So Wich is his birth name

@Kayla-Deathbysnusnu 5 лет назад

@@tonyb3059 Sean. Pronounced Shawn. And its like the Irish version of John so his mom always called him Jack which is apparently a nickname for John lol

@aces5thalternateaccount464 5 лет назад

Sean Mcgaughlin or some shyat.

@skylovermc2146 3 года назад

*Seán

@skylovermc2146 3 года назад

@@aces5thalternateaccount464 Seán.

@DFHui 5 лет назад

25:30 Jack: I'm about to end this man's whole career. Man's whole career: *ends* Jack: *surprised*

@alpha-pathetic4168 5 лет назад

*Ends the man's whole life*

@DanielSvensson666 5 лет назад

He didn't shooot the guy though. He didn't get any sharpshooter cash. So when he said he didn't even do it, he didn't lie or joke. So he didn't even get the chance to end his career. I'd be surprised too.😂

@Floofy_fluff 5 лет назад

*Surprised Pikachu Face*

@Ryan_Mythic 5 лет назад

Jack: *pikachu suprise face*

@chihabbouchareb2869 Год назад

Jack be like :I don't want to get too many citations Jack at 11:15 :CAN'T WAIT TO LOSE MONEY TODAY *guy walks in*WHATSA DUDE I laugh asf for 2min

@BlaiddDrwg2009 3 года назад

Thank God he figured out the fingerprints! Seeing him leave the slip the person provided on the counter and just look at his record of them had me almost screaming at my TV in the older episodes.

@papyrus8205 5 лет назад

Jack: Has like 400 Credits Also Jack: Can't lose 5 Credits for a lone girl searching for her love

@angushenderson4137 5 лет назад

Papyrus spaghetti

@TheLuckyLuke314 5 лет назад

Papyrus you're hella right!! Jack low-key lost 15% of my respec that was fucking stupid

@aleczen6973 5 лет назад

NOT ONLY THAT, the exact next day Sergiu comes in and says he is really happy so as a thank you Elisa delivers 100 credits to the inspector.

@TheOneWhoAsked99 5 лет назад

Hey papy

@jgbmx5692 5 лет назад

@@TheLuckyLuke314 fuck you bitch hes playing not you

@neskey 5 лет назад

jack : you don't have the required vaccination woman : i'm anti-vaxx jack : *DETAINED*

@AIphaZone 5 лет назад

Women/Karen: ugh may I speak to your manager

@mckaleighwatson3942 5 лет назад

I wish

@gkky_ 5 лет назад

easiest joke of 2019

@martinial 5 лет назад

@@AIphaZone no but you can speak to the guards that are about to detain you

@AIphaZone 5 лет назад

Martin lol

@toad_sage8525 3 года назад

thank you so much for replaying this game, it was definitely one of my favorites to watch the first time and just as good, if not better the second time

@FuzzyImages Год назад

I just love this thought of Sean scrambling through papers as a guy stares at him like an idiot " Errr ehhh uhh FUCK IT DETAINED!" And congrats on finally figuring out the fingerprints at the last day of a second play through! XD

@peachymillie1526 5 лет назад

Me: hey I lost my pencil have u see- Jack: DETAINED

@gecko2023 5 лет назад

I can only imagine jack working at a store, and someone asks for a refund, you just see jack smile and suddenly shout detained

@ThEaWeSoMeNeSs11111 5 лет назад

@@gecko2023 Yes Sean would make a great cashier detaining those with invalid receipts XD

@iicaru2 5 лет назад

jack: lets in a criminal, again. citation: WHEN WILL YOU _LEARN!?_ WHEN WILL YOU *_LEARN!?_* *_THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!?_*

@Jay-Gruener 5 лет назад

I remember seeing a criminal on the bulletin and I'm like: SHIT DON'T APPROVE HIM! Jack:*Approves* I think I can let you in Me: DAMNIT JACK!

@Eclipse_101 5 лет назад

I love this.

@poggu9776 5 лет назад

YOU FRICKING FRICKS

@jeremygelwicks1177 5 лет назад

He hasn't learned from the walking Dead

@awebtoonreader4979 5 лет назад

🤣

@calenskyes 3 года назад

I gave that guy Simon Wens' passport because I didn't have the soul to make him not avenge his daughter.

@Angel0fD34th Год назад

I love that he's played this twice now and he only just noticed how to use the fingerprints, this is why I love watching Jack

@cyrilgigee4630 5 лет назад

Jack: "I can't let you in because I can't get a citation." Also Jack: "I'll get as many citations as I want!"

@jacksepticeye 5 лет назад

Cyril Gigee first time huh?!

@krisymac3514 5 лет назад

@@jacksepticeye XD

@cyrilgigee4630 5 лет назад

@@jacksepticeye Heh, thanks for the heart Jack.

@latvia1 5 лет назад

Jack: * Has 400 credits * Also Jack: My family can survive without food for 5 days

@princesssunshine7559 Год назад

I just wanted to say thanks Sean, right now it’s 2:08AM and I’m in one of the worst depression spirals in a while…but listening to you talk really helps distract my brain and relax enough to fall asleep. I can’t count the number of times you’ve done this for me, thank you❤