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The Kissing Booth - NETFLIX'S WORST MOVIE 

Jinlong The Golden Dragon
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#thekissingbooth is one of the most watched and #trending movies on #netflix . This movie made me physically ill, and was painful to watch. Join me on this legendary journey to dissect this "movie" point by point to prove why it's the worst thing to ever grace TV screens.
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@JinlongTheGoldenDragon
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon Год назад
Tag yourself below, I am Idiot Virgin
@perfectnobodyy
@perfectnobodyy Год назад
I’m background character #36
@grapeshot
@grapeshot Год назад
Netflix that streaming service that basically says stalking is okay as long as the person that's doing it is hot.
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon Год назад
The worst part is it sells
@StephenKterror
@StephenKterror Год назад
Netflix: (sees Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio, Wendell and Wild, and All is Quiet on the Western Front), bah Humbug.... (sees Kissing Booth, 365 days, and etc.) Now this is cinema... Another great and analytical video that deserves attention by you, Jinlong!👏👏👏👏
@robbycooper6787
@robbycooper6787 Год назад
hey netflix can you adapt an ocscure crossover fanfiction that's between 2 things that no one cares about because it couldn't be worse than this
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon Год назад
I'd rather they not, as they'd ruin a good story this time instead of a bad one from the beginning. Though to be honest I would love to see an adaptation of the airplanes meme of Twilight Sparkle x Mordecai, which originally came from a crossover fic
@robbycooper6787
@robbycooper6787 Год назад
@@JinlongTheGoldenDragon that would be interesting, I have found some strange crossovers, but the worst one is anything with warriors because they have to turn everything in to a cat just to make it function as a story so it’s not just naryto in a forest with weird cats that he can’t communicate with and the only thing he could do at that point is awkwardly watch a bunch of slightly intelligent cats fight or something so the crossover shouldn’t even exist, so Netflix would probably say yes to it.
@ShadeNocturne
@ShadeNocturne Год назад
WOOT! HELL YEAH! My buddy Jin is back at it again with that 🔥 content! Hilarious, insightful and always unashamedly you; we're all glad to be watching more from the Golden Dragon 🐉 ❤️ welcome back, bud!
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon Год назад
Thanks so much bud... can't wait for your next vid
@vvvxt
@vvvxt Год назад
its great to see you again Jinlong!
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon Год назад
Thanks so much!
@jamesstigall4885
@jamesstigall4885 Год назад
Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger have better chemistry than this.
@BrandonCroker
@BrandonCroker Год назад
Kissing is a dangerous game. Also, Netflix is cray cray.
@michaelfireheart8300
@michaelfireheart8300 Год назад
The only thing worse than this mess, is the After series as it has a college age girl leaving a healthy relationship for a British bad boy, who actually uses her for her virginity. Sadly, it's also written by another girl on Wattpad, who had an army of girls defending her from criticism.
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon Год назад
I know all about After sadly, and every movie that comes out the relationship becomes more and more toxic
@michaelfireheart8300
@michaelfireheart8300 Год назад
@@JinlongTheGoldenDragon Exactly, he breaks their entire home, constantly is controlling over her, and so on. You'd think she would know better, considering she's in college, but nope as the bad boy is just so dreamy, unlike that supportive guy.
@raisorblade
@raisorblade Год назад
Starting the new year right with a Jinlong video! It's good to see you back!
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon Год назад
Thanks so much Raisor!
@gabriellavedier9650
@gabriellavedier9650 Год назад
The triumphant return! And on the subject of a truly bad movie. And the worst part? It's just mediocre bad. It doesn't even reach the glory of terribad titans like Robot Monster, The Room, The Amazing Bulk, or the other 365 Days movie. It's only another nothing teen movie destined for the scrap heap. And you did a great job of dissecting the creepy and antiquated notions that could have come from the 80s or 90s like teen girl bikinis and undressing, and controlling the sexuality of the girl character. Great to see the return of the noodle, and looking forward to more.
@stephenarts1422
@stephenarts1422 Год назад
Oh my gosh you're back! I hope you're doing well. You've quickly become one of my favorites! First discovered you through RaisorBlade and I DO NOT refret it! Sending wholesome love and hugs your way!💖💖
@jeremyusreevu237
@jeremyusreevu237 Год назад
It's amazing how Netflix can give us awesome stuff like Aunty Donna's Big Ol' House Of Fun, I Think You Should Leave, Midnight Gospel, Inside Job, GDT'S Pinocchio, Office Invasion, and God's Favorite Idiot, yet also gives us garbage like Cuties, Marmaduke, Emily In Paris, 13 Reasons Why, 365 Days, Tall Girl, and this. Truly a Jekyll and Hyde kind of company.
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon Год назад
It seems like most of their popular animated content is amazing, and most of their popular live action movies is trash like this
@jeremyusreevu237
@jeremyusreevu237 Год назад
@@JinlongTheGoldenDragon I mean, Big Mouth is one of their more popular animated shows, and it's terrible, so the former isn't entirely True. As for the latter, yeah. There are some good Live action Netflix movies, but most of them are overshadowed by garbage like Kissing Booth.
@gabriellavedier9650
@gabriellavedier9650 Год назад
@@jeremyusreevu237 Soft disagree about Big Mouth, but that's because style is subjective. Unless it's subject matter but you seem young and educated. People who hate sex ed tend to be old and ignorant and mostly religious fanatics who haven't learned to organize an attack bloc yet.
@jeremyusreevu237
@jeremyusreevu237 Год назад
@@gabriellavedier9650 I'm fine with sex ed, I just don't think Big Mouth is funny.
@Naiki_Eri_Vescida_Yanmi
@Naiki_Eri_Vescida_Yanmi 5 месяцев назад
Awesome review Jinlong! I wonder what mad scientist was crazy enough to come up with such a wretched abomination of a movie.
@alexisdominey6487
@alexisdominey6487 8 месяцев назад
This movie should have been called "The Ignored Red Flags".
@Bubbleskittymaster
@Bubbleskittymaster Год назад
in my experience in a more upper middle class school yeah even though we live in a pretty rich side of the twin cities and the school still doesn't look that nice granted it a public school but still there are plenty of well off people there. also i am a senior in high school and i have honest to god never dated anyone in high school. also i used to live in California mosquitos are not much of a thing there cause there is no water there. up here in honorary Canada and Michigan the bugs will littely just carry you away there are so many.
@zz_peyton_zz5666
@zz_peyton_zz5666 Год назад
I wanna be Arbitrary Background Character 7 being the one saying “oh my gosh bro, a female!”
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon Год назад
Tbh my favorite background character is the one black guy in the middle of the crowd of gorillas in the men's bathroom, while the others are busy cat calling her, he seems to be legitimately suffering from a stroke
@michaelfireheart8300
@michaelfireheart8300 Год назад
All three main characters are terrible, but sadly this isn't an unrealistic movie, especially how easy it is to get into colleges like Harvard now and how a lot of women do act like Elle. It's why these stories still remain prevalent and why men think it's okay to act like this, since middle age women as well as teenage girls write these actions in a glorified way.
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon Год назад
In what way is getting into Harvard easy? Especially for this girl whose only accomplishments in life is dance dance revolution and a kissing booth at school? Unless the way they got in is through money, because they live in California. That on the other hand is completely believable.
@michaelfireheart8300
@michaelfireheart8300 Год назад
@@JinlongTheGoldenDragon the money as you said, but also if you fit under a specific quota of either race or gender, which puts you above other people to get into the college so they can be inclusive, and specific sports players can get in just through a sports scholarship. It's not unrealistic that a wealthy white girl gets into college, considering how many have gone and become gender studies professors, let alone the abusive jock who probably got in on a sports scholarship. I mean just look at the amount of people lying about their ethnicity on their paperwork, since they know it'll give them a higher chance of getting into those colleges through their diversity quotas.
@bruh-shinjikasaienjoyer
@bruh-shinjikasaienjoyer Год назад
Yooo a new Jinlong vid at the start of the new year, very nice 😎
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon Год назад
Thank you!
@TheReaperofHades
@TheReaperofHades Год назад
They dragged poor Ramona Quimby through this stuff....3 times
@dislike_button33
@dislike_button33 Год назад
After hearing that Collab review of Mulan 2, I decided to check out your channel. This being the most recent I clicked. I very much enjoyed your review! I've seen this trainwreck reviewed before, but I needed to see another opinion on it. Also keep at the long distance! I was in one for 2 years and now I'm married to her! I sincerely hope the best with yours because you know how relationships work as evidenced by how much this movie hurt you. Keep up the reviews and the cool art you have!
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon Год назад
Thank you so much. Raisor is an old friend of mine lol. And yes, as a matter of fact I've been in my long distance for about 2 years now. We love each other deeply and I am working on a plan to close that distance. I know he's worth it.
@dislike_button33
@dislike_button33 Год назад
@@JinlongTheGoldenDragon You sound like me haha may the luck of the Irish aid you in your endeavors!
@dragontoes7805
@dragontoes7805 Год назад
Every time she uploads it's always a good day I'm glad you are back.
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon Год назад
I'm glad you enjoyed❤
@dragontoes7805
@dragontoes7805 Год назад
@@JinlongTheGoldenDragon no problem
@ロマニー
@ロマニー Год назад
Its great to see you back Jinlong! Great video as always!
@nickit7655
@nickit7655 Год назад
I don’t know why your channel isn’t more popular!
@perfectnobodyy
@perfectnobodyy Год назад
W content i love you personally, enthusiasm and humor 😭 i’ll be sure to stay tuned for the next video 🙏❤️
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon Год назад
Thank you so much!!
@C9-The-dragon
@C9-The-dragon Год назад
Jin long got drip
@ACougarSwagnum
@ACougarSwagnum 8 месяцев назад
you are good and i thank you for great uploads that are very entertaining thank you !
@kikosquirrel4967
@kikosquirrel4967 9 месяцев назад
Hey Jin, nice review here. Definitely going more in the details of the movie.. Do you know someone named "Cynical Review"? A Doug man who also reviewed this movie? This review gives me a deja vu vibe from this and l'm sure if it is on purpose or not.
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon 9 месяцев назад
Hey, thanks. I don't know who that is but admittedly because so many people already covered this movie, some points are bound to be repeated.
@kikosquirrel4967
@kikosquirrel4967 9 месяцев назад
Ayooo, this is wicked! First Raisorblade replied my comment before, then Shade and now you.. 🤩🤩 Boy, this must be my lucky day! ^^ And yeah, he's one of few people l saw reviewing this and the other two. Which reminds me, are you gonna do the other two as well? Like l know you said how much this movie has "broke" you, but screw it! If we love to see Shade and Raisor being tortured by the sequels, you should join in as well. It's tradition~ 😎
@thehedgehoggamer8471
@thehedgehoggamer8471 Год назад
Jinlong pls come back D':
@masonwalsh3546
@masonwalsh3546 Год назад
The kissing booth is really bad like that twilight film.
@tickle83
@tickle83 Год назад
Im here because of your ticklish boyfriend hihihihi
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon
@JinlongTheGoldenDragon Год назад
Oh you know him lol
@Spyro757
@Spyro757 Год назад
Most of the stories are great lol
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