The Knight Before Christmas is the dumbest movie

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@phoenomenon 4 года назад

The name sir Cole just sounds like everyone's calling him "circle" the entire movie

@crazyowlgirlcncowner 4 года назад

I thought the same thing the whole time, even though I watched it in Spanish.

@hopelesswanderer682 4 года назад

I was literally thinking that and could not stop laughing the whole movie 😂😂

@moosenman 4 года назад

Phoebe Anderson Well he’s a knight of the *round* table That probably is completely incorrect but shh

@luciakaminski779 4 года назад

Yes! Glad it wasn't just me

@sassyalligator7683 4 года назад

Throw that ass in a Sir Cole

@stephanie-rv2gb 4 года назад

“brooke’s niece falls in the lake and dies or something” i’m sorry, *WHAT*

@trinaq 4 года назад

Literally my reaction, the clincher is the casual way Alex delivers that line, as if it's no big deal!😆

@dataexpunged6969 4 года назад

I did a double take at that and had to rewind it when it hit me 😂

@KnilchTV 4 года назад

He said it so casually because she doesn´t die. She gets saved by him.. And yeah I watched this bad movie (sorry)

@fujoshipeanut5074 4 года назад

For a minute there, I thought I was watching 24 frames of nick 😂😂🤔

@vkjungenberg4110 4 года назад

wait where did I miss something XD

@bex9158 3 года назад

Cole: *decides to stay in 2019* 2020: I'm about to end this whole man's career

@alisaurus4224 3 года назад

Rebecca Richards TBF sword combat skills, a good set of armor and general wilderness survival skills are looking more and more useful

@majorblitz3846 3 года назад

@@alisaurus4224 In this year, not that much, but in next year? Perhaps. No, no, not because Zombie apocalypse or anything, it's more of the mass protesting around the world because the protestors were waiting the pandemic to stop for like years.

@TinkBellQ 3 года назад

So he went from one plague to another plague.

@m.c.martin 3 года назад

He brought the plague with him! 😂

@huntergrayson4931 3 года назад

This video is bad

@trangl8606 4 года назад

"you're not dating the five years into the future version of them, you're dating them now" dang alex giving us some good advice here

@queentee2806 3 года назад

Right? Dropping knowledge

@projekttaku1 2 года назад

he be dropping facts while watch a dumb christmas movie.

@superkamiguru4615 4 года назад

Lmao I love how this guy got hit by a CAR and thinks he’s a medieval knight but the doctors are like “eh he’s fine the scans came back normal, send him home” 😂😂

@ChrisHarperBooks 4 года назад

probably didn't have any insurance.

@seraphimwiththecheese5880 4 года назад

Well of course he was fine. Armor makes you invincible.

@DeniseF 4 года назад

Ah he be grand lol

@blumax961 4 года назад

@@seraphimwiththecheese5880 yeah, what's his armor made out of? Mithril? Vibranium? Adamantium?

@Last555555555 4 года назад

@@blumax961 obviously unobtainium

@m1sterch3f7 4 года назад

Bruh this guys literally named “circle”

@ravenpotter3 4 года назад

M1ster Ch3f he also has a brothers named: triangle, trapezoid, square, rectangle, and dodecahedron. His parents were obsessed with Geometry and were bad at naming kids.

@sophiesometimessews 4 года назад

Ravenpotter sir cumference

@christiansuchil7181 4 года назад

It's sir cole

@makaylagore7415 4 года назад

Dead Girl Talking omg i forgot about that book... also is ur user a heathers reference??

@m1sterch3f7 4 года назад

Christian Suchil r/wooosh

@llladybird. 4 года назад

imagine failing your midterm bc of a guy, like imagine explaining that to your parents and especially arabic/asian/black/hispanic parents, i’d rather die

@squidwardtentacles7144 3 года назад

What boyfriend? That's not allowed. 😂

@puddleduck1405 3 года назад

lmaoo i'd be disowned if i get anything less than a grade 7 (A)

@justusdunn9123 3 года назад

honestly my dad would do one of two things 1. beat some sense into me 2. say im an idiot for failing a class because of a girl and 3 that conversation at dinner would be awkward im white and my parents pretty much act like how a black or hispanic family would

@_larchiviste_ 3 года назад

It'd be to consider we could have relationships 😂😂

@cosmonaut5509 3 года назад

My parents: If it ain’t an A, this will be your final day

@sshy_indigoo 3 года назад

This is me being a history nerd, but he speaks Early Modern English. I'd expect him to speak Middle English...?

@squidwardtentacles7144 3 года назад

Right. You won't even have to be a history major to know that. I've read excerpts from the 19th century that sound more foreign than him. And also since it's the 13th century how come he's not acting like women are beneath since he's a man. Or am I thinking about it too much?🤔

@sshy_indigoo 3 года назад

@@squidwardtentacles7144 If you are then I am as well lol. And I'd expect him to be pretty religious and not know what she's saying (since they're speaking two different forms of English)

@ParadiseClouds 3 года назад

Right? Like, I'm neither a history major nor an English major but this threw me off so much. I know it's supposed to be a cheesy feel-good Christmas story but c'mon. 700 years between them and the only difference is that he says "thee" instead of "you?" I'm all for suspension of disbelief but this film went a little too far.

@979aljm 3 года назад

Nothing to say about the "XIV century armor"?

@ingloriousMachina 3 года назад

And his fucking armour...

@sunebeukes4670 4 года назад

“Late 20’s adult who just kinda exists”- me

@kimberlys8422 4 года назад

I'm gonna be 30 in February so 😫

@DukeofLorraine 4 года назад

kimberly s ok boomer

@kimberlys8422 4 года назад

@@DukeofLorraine 😂🤣

@pienyx8017 4 года назад

kimberly s what a boomer response

@kimberlys8422 4 года назад

@@pienyx8017 My parents are boomers, not me!

@OriginalPinkPenguin 4 года назад

The most unrealistic part about this movie: A teacher...with a GUEST HOUSE?!? I mean damn.

@v9710 4 года назад

Lool I watched it , i was her dead parents house

@evelynfrias5933 4 года назад

@andrastefanmusic 4 года назад

Thought she said gas house 😂... I was a little confused there.

@meghanschuler4739 4 года назад

In Ohio if possible if she's on the outskirts I would like a big city but it's entirely possible that she would have a house with a guest house. Anne Illinois where I'm from on the Iowa border you can buy a really really really big house with a guest house for 60000 easy

@meghanschuler4739 4 года назад

Post my old teacher who was my favorite teacher just travelled the entire world or at least places where people live. No joke she had every single continent. And she on the huge horse farm all from teaching

@AlbinoTuxedo 3 года назад

Genuinely would be interested to see a version of this movie where they take the premise seriously and Cole is an accurate portrayal of a 13th century person who thinks that women wearing pants is ghastly and he suffers a conniption when he realizes every person he ever loved or cared about died hundreds of years ago and his king and entire purpose is now meaningless

@veenar7843 Год назад

YES. ABSOLUTELY YES.

@happyjellycatsquid 4 года назад

I love how she’s a science teacher, but she’s never questioning anything! Like bro I know you teach in high school and you ain’t a researcher, but you should be questioning and look for a logical explanation! Come on, she’s a science teacher yet she appears as smart as a goldfish and goddamn personalityless.

@aur9035 3 года назад

Science is always open to the "impossible" and is all about looking for the logical explanation behind the action. If you weren't open to the impossible and only sticks to the current rules of the universe, you're just in the same state of the common citizens before the modern days that reject every new theory that has been proven to this day. Science wouldn't be a thing and the society wont grow if you cant accept that there will always be new unexplainable things, labeled as the "impossible" as of now.

@DecemberSfy 3 года назад

No, I think she's not even as smart as a goldfish.

@accio_firewhiskey8256 3 года назад

Hate to be that person but goldfish actually aren't that dumb especially in memory terms, for fish there memory is very good. They can remember things for up to 3 days which for fish is remarkably good

@crystalkittycat8517 4 года назад

In 10 years this will all be recommended to us, and people who are small when they watched this movie, when ten years have passed, they will say, “wow, this hurt my childhood!”

@cecefernandes5657 4 года назад

That's a scary thought

@restingsadface 4 года назад

"this video killed my childhood"

@MEG4nerd 4 года назад

Nahh under COPPA the comments will go away

@Daveluvutube 4 года назад

I don’t think it will be

@sparkthegirl 4 года назад

bold of you to assume youtube will last that long lmao

@Alexrider02 4 года назад

"I'm from the 1400's! That's why I have a generic British accent instead of speaking Middle English or Norman French."

@arcy_arts7378 4 года назад

Exactly I mean no language is stationary it changes over time. Old English is more like German.

@Schneeeulenwetter 4 года назад

Son Valte i was also very confused that he knew how to open the fridge. and didn’t ask more questions sometimes. he was so accepting. but i liked the movie

@arcy_arts7378 4 года назад

@@Schneeeulenwetter The chilliest guy from 14th century. Not sexism. Not racism. I mean he could have been at least bit surprised to see she not white nor black. And not married by her age.

@arcy_arts7378 4 года назад

@Matthew H. The English took part in the crusade in the 11th century to the 12th century I think. But he would be surprised of the religious freedom and Christmas ( which was not a real big thing back then)

@arcy_arts7378 4 года назад

@Hans Hanzo that French film? Now that I think about the plot are similar lmao 😂😆😁

@jlambuth 4 года назад

Netflix: OK Vanessa. This is our deal for you: Tons of movies where you play the same 1-dimensional girl for Christmas and we just swap around the guy. Vanessa: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

@collegerebel 3 года назад

She's gotta pay her bills and plastic surgery somehow. For actor, a steady movie deal with Netflix doesn't seem so bad.

@daniboy4153 3 года назад

Her career was kinda dying from 2010 or 11?

@Hi-jq7ic 3 года назад

She has to be able to pay rent somehow

@SunWukongYT 3 года назад

Or what if, Cole was the guy that broke up with her in the princess switch

@eduardoterrific1685 3 года назад

I think people here needs to watch "Gimme Shelter" or "Grease Live"

@origami6479 3 года назад

"All little girls wants to be a princess, get married with a knight in a shiny armor and be happy ever after" WRONG !!! When I was little, I wanted to be a witcher able to turn myself into a winged blue unicorn with stars tattoos on my butt I dare you to tell me that getting married to a knight is better than that

@tracybai6546 3 года назад

Omg me too, but thats cuz I watched my little pony with my sister 😂

@adedayoadeyinka1861 3 года назад

Same

@akankshachauhan7922 3 года назад

I just wanted a giant castle all to myself with gold n stuff

@c.8043 3 года назад

I wanted to become a knight myself not marry one

@fuunosenshi 3 года назад

When I was little, the ghostbusters were very popular (the originals, I'm that old, LOL), and I wanted to become one. Disney Princesses were a thing too, like always, but I never wanted to be them.

@atalldepresso 4 года назад

she has a lovely house AAAAND a guest house being a high school science teacher? a knight time traveling from the 14th century to 2019 is no longer the most unbelievable thing in this film

@yuktika3901 4 года назад

99spectrums she does mention that it’s her parents house

@__Queen_of_Hearts__ 4 года назад

That's probably one of the few things that made sense- the house belonged to her parents. She said it in the show.

@atalldepresso 4 года назад

@@yuktika3901 oh lmao sorry i completely missed that

@spiderpunk1265 4 года назад

Portia M. Yeah but she still has to pay for the house

@__Queen_of_Hearts__ 4 года назад

@@spiderpunk1265 For what? The maintenance? It's her alone so I'm sure she can at least cover that. Plus, her parents looked rich so I'm sure she also inherited money. As I said, it was one of the parts of the show that actually made sense.

@FabulousKilljoy917 4 года назад

Like… am I the only one who’s thinking that Cole is the least medieval name Netflix couldn’t come up with😐

@yorukaadams940 4 года назад

Compared to Emico (I forgot his place of origin, that thing you get in people like Joan _of_ Arc), yes Cole is dull.

@VicereineKillbride 4 года назад

Yeah, what about Bartholomew, Cornelius, Johannes, or Tristram? 🤣

@manuelat6549 4 года назад

i think it was because of the joke “circle”

@fatimahnadeem5878 4 года назад

Sir coleslaw comes to save lady brooke.

@gracekim25 4 года назад

FabulousKilljoy917 yeah not close to medieval in the slightest

@panpani5079 4 года назад

"We were all fantasizing about being a princess and true love..." I was fantasizing about becoming a power ranger so yeah

@tsifirakiehl4250 2 года назад

I was fantasizing about being a Pokémon trainer.

@pz4642 3 года назад

Plot twist: coel was the most skilled knight in england and now that he's gone noone can stop the witch from conquering england

@chichi_b 4 года назад

This guy has no job, no education and no references. Shes going to support him on a high school teacher's salary forever.

@a.l.michael6240 4 года назад

She has to be rich though. She has a HUGE house and a huge guest house. Definitely has old money. Or maybe real estate is really cheap in Ohio.

@amishkaramdhani6170 4 года назад

But also. He can bake and maybe be a police man. So he's... Got that going for him?

@arachnesakura9375 4 года назад

Guys its easy.. he becomes the PE teacher and trains all the young lads and ladies into becoming knights. kids thinks its a shtick but have fun with it all the same and learn to be gentlemen and gentleladies.

@luciakaminski779 4 года назад

@@arachnesakura9375 Now THAT sounds like a better movie

@azula2399 4 года назад

Lucía Kaminski like a reverse School of rock?

@elleyeah746 4 года назад

Everyone: hey, Netflix? Do you think we could get characters with, you know, personalities?? Netflix: yeh but what if we made a KNIGHT movie with V hUdGe

@elliest55 4 года назад

I have a theory that all these terrible Netflix romcoms are not written by humans but by an AI that's been programmed to learn all the cliches from every romcom ever written and just rearrange them in a script that doesn't have to make sense or have any character development/consistency.

@manavudgirkar3345 4 года назад

V huDGE

@mattevans4377 4 года назад

It's called the Dragon Prince

@aiden604 4 года назад

@@mattevans4377 someone knows whatsupp

@sunflowerpresent4463 4 года назад

elliest 55 ok why is that actually genius I-

@Iris-kb9ns 4 года назад

"I want the face of Harry styles The voice of Harry Styles And the hair of... Harry Styles You know what Jessica I think I do have a problem." (2:40) Oh my god I laughed so hard at this Because it's actually soo true 😂😂😳😌

@namjoonsbonsai3817 3 года назад

That's actually mee

@sophieschroer42 Год назад

Wait till Cole finds out how much the hospital visit costs. He'll wanna go back for sure.

@renaissancenerd3801 4 года назад

"She sent him 700 years into the future so he can make out with a high school science teacher" 😂

@10418 4 года назад

So the quest was really that ?

@venillapalaniandy2712 4 года назад

I love his feedback 😂😂😂

@alaynaarthur456 4 года назад

That sent me rolling

@Rspsand07 4 года назад

@@10418 Yes

@cryguy0000 4 года назад

This movie is GENIUS!

@PigeonMilk_216 Год назад

So are we just politely ignoring the fact that Alex made the movie 100% more interesting by suggesting that the witch is just sending all of the knight to various parts of the future to overtake the castle?

@RiriStarzz 3 года назад

Is anyone else gonna ask why was COLE holding a sword and everybody just like : Oh, just normal!

@LisaMariavanHarmelen 4 года назад

Her “small” guesthouse is bigger than my ACTUAL house 😂

@user-dr2yz8um3d 4 года назад

Lisa Maria van Harmelen My 2nd house was 3x bigger

@melaniejade2637 4 года назад

J nobody cares

@user-jf1tr7pi7d 4 года назад

J weird flex but ok

@metanoia3438 4 года назад

J nobody asked

@hannahjoy396 4 года назад

@@user-dr2yz8um3d wow what a lame, random lie lol are you 12 years old? Because my third house is 4x as big, so...

@thatbooknerdoverthere7899 4 года назад

"She is no lady, in high school she was voted as biggest flirt!!1" Ah yes, the family friendly version of "She a ho!"

@maxyperson 4 года назад

Thought the same thing 😂

@DrNeat 4 года назад

HA! legendary.

@isiaadiel3468 4 года назад

I needed this! Thank you.

@margaritam.9118 4 года назад

I wish they would give school kids ribbons with “Biggest Ho” on them :D

@hydras5947 4 года назад

Dove Nightingale oh, just middle class suburban white christian culture

@lachlanbarton401 3 года назад

“Brooke’s niece falls in the lake and dies or something” Alex Meyers 2019

@EdieBird Год назад

If I'm not mistaken, THIS Vanessa Hudgens has a Christmas ornament from the kingdom in The Christmas Prince. This means...she's part of the Vanessa Hudgens Army that will eventually consume the globe.

@cvox607 4 года назад

The old lady is like a giggly fangirl who ship two characters from different series and have no choice but to write fanfics about them to satisfy herself

@maria.q99 4 года назад

LOL! This sounds Legit!🤣😂😂

@anonme_ 4 года назад

You mean something like the writer who wrote fanfic on Harry Styles and it's a movie now? XDDD PS: The movie's name is After.

@mnikhk 4 года назад

100%

@chileanyways196 4 года назад

LMAOOO

@genesisnashuatec1829 4 года назад

That was me back in 2008

@miaaaa9817 4 года назад

I don’t get why she let him stay in her house with a *sword* and then continues to let him bring it places.

@GUnit40W 4 года назад

Would you say no and start ordering a random guy around who was armed with a sword? I would just let him go where he wants.............at least until I could get my hands on a gun or taser. I would at minimum have my own sword before I felt comfortable enough to start telling him what he can and can't do. Haha!

@internetghost469 4 года назад

@@GUnit40W facts tho

@nxtalie2374 4 года назад

Mia aaa he even started a fire in the front of her house on like the first or second day he was staying there

@krizzygirl206 4 года назад

Uh, it's obviously a killer fashion accessory she's not gonna fashion police this dude. She respects his style.

@WarriorMondenkind 4 года назад

And guns are safer? It takes skill to use a sword and years of training, any idiot can pull a trigger and kill somebody. Plus this is America, the freedom to bear arms includes swords.

@birch2377 3 года назад

The knight dude's hair reminds me of sinjin from victorious.

@jalynncummings1774 3 года назад

Okay guys. Probably my favorite part of his videos is that every single time there is a kissing scene he puts a vacuuming grandma including the sound !! Love it!!

@melinawest9104 4 года назад

Alex: turn one dad joke into an entire movie Netflix: *well boys, we’ve been exposed*

@anushkasrivastav5643 4 года назад

More like we've been exposed

@MissEasyPeasySleasy 4 года назад

anushka srivastav um...🧐🤔🤨😐 means the same thing.😑🤫

@i___270___x8 4 года назад

Fr, lmaooo

@prettygay 4 года назад

@@MissEasyPeasySleasy nah not really

@bekleedee 4 года назад

Lol!!!

@magic_chipmunk3672 4 года назад

Netflix should just stay away from anything remotely historical

@lucillebenavides4568 4 года назад

Actually, there's a really good movie called The King on Netflix about king henry the 5th. Really good movie, although it depends on what you like. So netflix just sucks at rom coms

@lokilaufeyson2537 4 года назад

@@lucillebenavides4568 aww man that's the best.

@mariontandy1376 4 года назад

@@lucillebenavides4568 Yes but The King, even if it is a good movie, is actually very inaccurate historically. Wich would not be a problem (after all, it's a fiction) if Netflix had not presented it precisely as an historical movie. So yeah, Netflix should stay away from historical content...Or hire a consulting historian on their movie and actually listen to him. ^^'

@evilhag8115 4 года назад

@@mariontandy1376 Didn't they based The King on Shakespeare's play? (maybe that's why it's different than the actual events)

@lucillebenavides4568 4 года назад

@@mariontandy1376 still, it was at least a good movie that had actual elements of what that time was like a little bit. This was more of a rom com, and honestly, netflix rom coms are the worst

@diamondowl9321 3 года назад

13:56 Well it worked for Jane Foster...... Wait, this movie is basically Thor minus any antagonist. Medieval warrior man and science lady meet and fall in love after she hits him with her car and takes him to a hospital, then cue the fish-out-of water romance story. I'm onto you, Netflix.

@caitforte2456 2 года назад

Damn someone had to say it.

@pixleprincess9424 3 года назад

Witch: Your quest was to fall in love Cole: So one of the girls around here? Witch: Nah Imma send you to 2019 cuz reasons

@randomnorh5367 4 года назад

_They should’ve made a movie about how did she afford this house_

@Stonytude 4 года назад

FaMiLy MoNeY

@jannamohamed2568 4 года назад

Norah Saad it’s her parents she got it after they both died

@TheOther-Dude 4 года назад

I know right? There's no way a high school teacher could afford the mortgage for that place! The guest house is bigger than my apartment 😭

@r3a1itygamezz14 4 года назад

Norah Saad “oh so you can’t afford the rent hmmm maybe we could work something out......” that’s how 😂

@ravenpotter3 4 года назад

Tax evasion and tax fraud (or whatever that stuff is called) and selling illegal science stuff

@georgiac.5352 4 года назад

I love how the hospital said he was fine and let him leave when he was obviously not ok. This guy thought he was a 13th century knight. Then she lets this mentally unwell guy that she doesn’t know come and stay in her home.

@adolphaselrah9506 4 года назад

Georgia C. And the guy has flawless skin, perfect teeth, and hasn’t died of the plague or several diseases yet. How has he not spread diseases or caught them is beyond me. And they are not freaking out about how this guy isn’t in any government system. And how is he understanding what they are saying? English ain’t what it used to be back in the 1300’s. The 1600’s is where things start becoming unrecognizable so how is he able to speak and understand modern English?

@oldclem_ 4 года назад

@@adolphaselrah9506 apparently people's teeth might not have been as bad as you'd think (well, for Saxons at least, so maybe early middle ages too) as there was, well, no sugar in their diet.. But believe me, I'm certainly not defending this film either way!

@witchf4ce310 4 года назад

Lucy Lu 13th century???? 1300’s you mean?

@witchf4ce310 4 года назад

Adolpha Selrah damn now when you mention it. English became England’s official language in the 15th century lmao

@pippi2285 4 года назад

@@adolphaselrah9506 medieval people didn't have bad teeth, because, believe it or not, they actually had really good dental hygiene because they thought diseases came from bad smells

@brennanolson5401 4 года назад

"A witch sent Cole 500 years in the future just so he could make out with some high school science teacher" gets me every time!😂

@user-in8dc3hz9j 4 года назад

Me: *Hears Cole's accent* My brain: Monty Python and the holy grail

@pandacakee 4 года назад

Vanessa never broke her smile throughout the entire movie. The ENTIRE movie.

@multifandomz8221 4 года назад

she was thinking of the pay check the entire time

@mathiaskjlseth1474 4 года назад

10:38 half a second of her not smiling.

@simplyawful543 4 года назад

I read this in Alex's voice

@RyanLBrown9396 4 года назад

Y S Something beautiful should never be broken

@veronicaf7233 4 года назад

Even when she was crying hahaha

@itssnll 4 года назад

i lost it at "you can take one dad joke and turn it into an entire movie"

@devanshi864 4 года назад

The best😂😂

@misspcp7003 3 года назад

@xPXGx 2 года назад

Alex gives VERY good life/ relationship advice in this video. He says: "If you go into a relationship, hoping or expecting the other person to change for you, you only have yourself to blame when they disappoint you" Four years ago, regrettably, I did exactly that. I was in a codependent relationship. It took a lot of soul searching and courage to recognize that and end it. Be with someone because you genuinely enjoy their company and because they're a positive influence. In time, if you can realistically envision a workable future with that person, fantastic. But ABSOLUTELY DO NOT settle for someone, hoping that they change later on. That only puts extraordinary pressure on them and will ultimately disappoint you.

@8nana8 4 года назад

"You wanna cosplay as my ex boyfriend" 😂😂😂😂

@TheDisneyGeekette 3 года назад

Cracked me up! 🤣 °o°

@Wattizdat 4 года назад

"That's right everybody, the witch in the forest sent Cole 700 years in the future so that he can make out with an high school science teacher" Hahahaha, this line right there made me laughed so much. Netflix Christmas Originals are just the best, dumbest movie ideas ever

@mystii8134 4 года назад

KyngSob89 I want a woman to go back in time and deal with the constant sexism and her strong ideas being turned down and being punished for paganism whilst being a scullery maid having to learn old English. Netflix make that a movie huh?

@Wattizdat 4 года назад

@@mystii8134 Hahaha, it would be a whole different Christmas movie. In the end, she also decide to go back to his time to live happily ever, but after a year he becomes one of the victim of the Black Death, so she is stuck in 1300's England, alone, and her knowledge of science, make other people uneasy, so she becomes secluded. Wishing to go back to her time, she begins to study magic, and try to find any artefact related to time travelling, that is where she finds a blue medallion working only around Christmas time, so she goes back in time to find her Cole and..you guessed it, all this time, the old lady in forest was in fact V-Hughe from another timeline trying to repair the mistake from the past. BOOM!

@valentinafartais7238 4 года назад

for whatever reason the most annoying aspect of all films like that is how the hell does every woman have an endless supply of gorgeous coats

@jasminguiza6227 4 года назад

Valentina Fartais For real tho. I only have like 5 gorgeous coats and I barely have the chance to use them.

@haidamzeme2305 4 года назад

I have none. 😂

@shirleykeeldar9662 4 года назад

I know, right! They have a ridiculously expensive, beautifully tailored coat to match every jumper, blouse and scarf they own, and then we're expected to believe they're not secretly millionares.

@jasminguiza6227 4 года назад

Shirley Keeldar So unrealistic. Like are we sure that they are some regular people cause they sure af don’t act like it.

@Ambivalence22 4 года назад

I would agree, but I’m the person that has that many coats. I just find them on sale after the cold seasons and pack them up in air tight bags during the summer so they last me forever.

@NguyenReactions 3 года назад

12:38 When the science teacher disregarded science...

@jietroraximoff2805 3 года назад

3:29 I love Mrs. Claus' reaction. She's like "whoa! Okaayy..."😕😬

@empod 4 года назад

this movie is basically christmas Thor.

@ananya9852 4 года назад

empod i thought i was the only one who thought that!

@LoveK1 4 года назад

Yes! And that scene in the diner where he demanded another drink like Thor did. I had to roll my eyes at the blatant rip off.

@ananya9852 4 года назад

LoveK and like hitting him with a car then going to the hospital

@sofiayoung9660 4 года назад

It's enchanted but very poor written

@ebrillswan7235 4 года назад

@@ananya9852 And having your ex's clothes still in your house that happen to fit the man dressed in the renfair clothes.

@pennywise5662 4 года назад

The most unbelievable thing is a high school teacher having a guest house.

@realnoobbot 4 года назад

It’s her parents house - who sadly passed away.

@samaraisnt 4 года назад

It's part of her inheritance.

@eden-.-3483 4 года назад

We should ask YOU why you haven't lost any teeth

@pastaery_379 4 года назад

Shut up pennywise & go back to your sewage hole.

@serenityatkinson901 4 года назад

lies the most unbelievable thing is that she don't live in the damn school

@justlex1173 3 года назад

Why would the knight want to come to this time. Doesn’t he know it’s almost a huge pandemic 😷

@MatthewKaplan 3 года назад

“ if you’re looking for true love, just start hitting people with cars and somethings bound to work out.” -Alex Myers 2019

@FpAeItTeHr 4 года назад

Imagin they break up 😂 like this guy is now stuck in a whole lifetime

@a.l.michael6240 4 года назад

Lol 😂

@darkangel4994 4 года назад

Also they can’t even get married cause , with his lack of identity and records, he basically doesn’t exist lmao

@mystii8134 4 года назад

Dark Angel he can’t get a job either. Life’s gonna suck.

@janellemora1728 4 года назад

@@darkangel4994 Maybe the witch can fix that and conjure up a birth certificate or something 🤷‍♀️

@laur-unstagenameactuallyca1587 4 года назад

you guys are killing me with this comments 😂😂😂

@asinnerontheright 4 года назад

Seeing Vanessa star as a teacher is weird. I'm just so used to her a Gabriella lmao.

@Rognik 4 года назад

The circle is complete...

@conbiniii 4 года назад

Her being a teacher was so pointless. She was a teacher for like, the first two minutes of the movie and then it wasn’t really mentioned again until the end, haha. 😅

@ozeirGD 4 года назад

Don't care about Gabriella but her character from Spring Breakers though....

@truthrodianow7328 4 года назад

To be fair she looks about the same age as the student lol

@keetinlong6330 4 года назад

After graduating high school & college Gabriella became a teacher.

@luvvlymorrigan 3 года назад

14:33 OH MY LORD ALEX HAS SOLVED THE MYSTERY LADIES , GENTS AND MORE, *THE WITCH WAS THE VILLAN THIS WHOLE TIME*

@pauladudleycreatfeat 4 года назад

"Someone put a dog in a sock, Brook!" Killed me

@Parasmores 4 года назад

I'm mainly concerned at how Cole will live as a human in 2019 without a social security number, birth certificate, etc. 😂

@jaybee4118 4 года назад

Bethany Coomes not easily! I’m not from the US, but it isn’t much different. I used to work with this woman in the UK who was married to man that was a quite a bit older (he’d be in his 80s now) and was born into a Romany family. They’d never registered his birth. He didn’t have a birth certificate, national insurance number, which is like a social security number, he couldn’t get a passport and he couldn’t work unless it was off the books. Luckily healthcare is easier in the UK, if you have a British accent no one even thinks twice about questioning if you should be getting completely free healthcare or not! It was a bit rubbish for them though! He didn’t even try to make himself “legal” until he was in this 30s, and by then no one could remember when exactly he was born! They didn’t celebrate birthdays so no one really bothered to keep track. He wasn’t exactly sure how old he was even.

@ppatel23 4 года назад

This comment needs more likes. Great thinking

@MaripositaNessa 4 года назад

This is exactly what I was wondering at the end of the movie lol

@hanjaessi 4 года назад

Bethany Coomes same 😂

@kimnaia8616 4 года назад

Lol that just came to my mind!! 😂

@madisoned 4 года назад

"Fall in love with people for who they are now, not who they could be in the future" Came for a movie review, got a dating lesson

@gwendolynjimenez6435 4 года назад

And yet the whole movie is about a guy falling in love with a girl from the future 😂😂

@madisoned 4 года назад

@@gwendolynjimenez6435 lol, though not all of us can time travel

@rollingapples6579 4 года назад

madisoned You can’t make yourself fall in love with someone, unfortunately

@bbking006 4 года назад

500 days of summer in a nutshell

@acoolducksloveryeahweexist 4 года назад

same 😂😂

@naomi1256 3 года назад

"I want the face of Harry Styles and The voice of Harry Styles and the Hair of Harry Styles" same alex same

@alisaurus4224 3 года назад

4:32 when she hits him with her car, he yells “EGAD!”

@jediglory13 4 года назад

"Hello, I am boring and attractive." " ok cool, me too. "

@papayadoodlez9994 4 года назад

Love your profile pic dude!

@echsemia 4 года назад

*Roll credits*

@jeremiahjeno 4 года назад

Me: *ok cool, I'm not*

@MrSweetpoeticjustice 4 года назад

*best comment*

@guccicupcakeandsunshineboo6315 3 года назад

Atleast you have attractive going on for you. I'm just boring.

@kamp7898 4 года назад

Sir Cole sounds like circle. That’s all. That’s the comment.

@WilliamsPinch 4 года назад

Kaelani Amputch a genius.

@4GU5GA6 4 года назад

C I R C L E

@abel5695 4 года назад

That's all i thought about when watching the movie C I R C L E

@raphaellecantin7161 4 года назад

and he used to be a square.

@heatherd5421 4 года назад

*mind blown

@emilystone8109 2 года назад

I love how he says the niece dies so casually

@neitherlink6612 2 года назад

Honestly, I’m more interested in knowing why a witch powerful enough to time travel is wondering about in one of the worse times in human history… willingly. If you have that kind of power, why are you so old, is it a disguise, and if it is, why does she need it?

@lynngatrell7965 4 года назад

Hallmark: There's a limit to how monotonous and stupid our Christmas movies should be. Netflix: Hold my beer.

@scrapbookpavilion1721 4 года назад

Lynn Gatrell Netflix: hold my Wattpad volunteer writers

@karelymoreno5337 4 года назад

@@scrapbookpavilion1721 accurate AF hahah omg im dying

@boomingbob1579 4 года назад

Very accurate

@boomingbob1579 4 года назад

Zoe White hilarious

@captainobvious6779 4 года назад

Hold my eggnog.

@xeverlore 4 года назад

I love how Alex is like “If he’s actually from the 14th century all she should be asking is how he has so many teeth and hasnt died from like 10 different diseases”

@jasminemoon1889 4 года назад

DreamImpossibleThings lol

@yumine9196 4 года назад

Hahaha I thought he was going to talk about him having an awful breath (if he's actually from 14th century)

@babswilcox9941 4 года назад

Shouldn't he also not be speaking modern English? So, like picture someone speaking exclusively like everyone in the Canterbury Tales. He's also pretty damn tall for someone from the 1300s, isn't he?

@xeverlore 4 года назад

Barbara Wilcox HAHA so many plot holes

@ddsjgvk 4 года назад

@@yumine9196 Humans have been bushing their teeth a lot longer than you would think.

@throwback74 4 года назад

The whole movie my family were trying to call out the moment when Cole would say "You are my quest", it took longer than any of us expected, but we were not disappointed 😂

@juke3657 3 года назад

4:06 the music 7:28 manly dude 11:25 vacuuming commences 13:21 ohio and old crone 13:55 well I mean back to the future follows that too

@kemikomolafe1314 4 года назад

That "british" accent was terrible and they really did that black girl dirty with that styling 🤧🤧

@Ladyniona 4 года назад

It was weird how his accent kept changing throughout the movie...especially since the actor is truly is British lol

@sophieborgmeyer9771 4 года назад

the wig... oh no...

@easywhitechocolate 4 года назад

I was gonna lose it at someone over that wig but I found the girls instagram account and that's actually how she styles her own hair so.... 🤷🏻‍♀️

@sophieborgmeyer9771 4 года назад

@@easywhitechocolate oh okay then that's not ours to critique

@stopcommentingshit 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣You girls are so bitchy what happened to woman empowerment? Shame on all of you.

@Pebbllz 4 года назад

“Brooke’s niece falls in a lake and dies or whatever. Anyways-“ Me: *excuse me, what?*

@ghulam237 4 года назад

i would've taken drowned in a puddle

@luciakaminski779 4 года назад

She's fine! The knight instucts her to shimmy towards solid ground

@youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640 4 года назад

My dad watched that movie a couple days ago, Cole saved her niece lmao

@colleenm850 4 года назад

You Don't Need To Know Who I Am sure… “my dad”

@youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640 4 года назад

@@colleenm850 yeah I was unfortunately in the living room when he watched it lmao

@brittanyfehlings6838 Год назад

When she lets him barrow the car, I thought she was crazy!

@sleepysmartboy6287 4 года назад

She's REALLY into magic and shit for a science teacher

@skinnysnorlax1876 4 года назад

She's into the Dr. Doom brand of science

@abidhussainbhatti2502 4 года назад

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT I WAS THE THINKING THE SAME THING

@awesometown1000 4 года назад

It kinda makes sense. A part of being a science teacher is an extreme desire to understand how the world works. So if someone came into our world using magic (something that logically shouldn’t exist) wouldn’t you want to understand how that works?

@aaao8030 3 года назад

I like your pfp

@cynthiaramirezdiaz 4 года назад

They put movies like this and Netflix still cancel Anne with an e

@wendyhere7204 4 года назад

Wait, what?! They cancelled Anne with an e? :( Why? It is loved by basically everyone.

@cynthiaramirezdiaz 4 года назад

Wendy Here not sure why but many fans are trying to get it renewed on twitter and let Netflix know that we want a season 4

@SleepyheadFilms 4 года назад

It’s funny because Netflix is like roblox they have creators producing for them

@Nico_Mar 4 года назад

I thought they were going to release it after Canada finished running it. Season 3 is filming...

@omolea 4 года назад

Guys sign the petition we will get a season 4 or I will die

@space4654 3 года назад

Cole: Helps Brooke with kneading bread. Me: Puking to death on the floor

@MissJJoan 2 года назад

You're right. There's no conflict or obstacle. How did I not notice that? Another good question is how was I able to watch a movie like this without getting bored? I'm baffled.

@thefantasyfallstheatre1876 4 года назад

“For a chin like that, I’m willing to look past A LOT OF THINGS.”

@itbelikethat4940 4 года назад

PopcornPeril #ALLmystraightfriends

@thefantasyfallstheatre1876 4 года назад

Reyna Avila I feel that. Oof XD

@okay207 4 года назад

@@thefantasyfallstheatre1876 I dont get it

@Sabrina-sc1db 4 года назад

Same tho

@Mindcrashed 4 года назад

same tbh

@JC-ev2ns 4 года назад

A single high school teacher having a guest house is the most fantastical part of this entire movie.

@hannahstarinieri1351 4 года назад

J C yeah especially a teacher in the United States

@maxyperson 4 года назад

Maybe it was inherited?

@cynthiabeck620 4 года назад

It was inherited, both of her parents passed away

@georgiatsambis 4 года назад

Omggggg 😂😂😂😂

@georgiatsambis 4 года назад

Both of my parents are teachers sooo

@catlover2223 4 года назад

I would totally watch a movie where the old crone sends all the knights to the future and takes over the castle.

@yeah_i_likeCartoons Год назад

There’s so many plot issues that I had with this movie but one of those is a 1300s man learning how to ride 2010s Car completely by himself in about 10 minutes 😪

@eiveive 4 года назад

brooke mate don’t marry him he’s from norwich his parents are cousins

@Rose-th7kt 4 года назад

😂😂😂

@lucyk4119 4 года назад

Wait only cousins, with Norwich shouldn't they be siblings instead or something?

@eiveive 4 года назад

Shaggy Doo shh i was trying to be nice

@jemmalarkman186 4 года назад

Hahaha I’m from Norwich 😂

@funkdancingforselfdefense5278 4 года назад

This had me rolling

@isobeldoyle3783 4 года назад

Vanessa Hudgens is slowly becoming the Michael Buble of christmas movies 🤣

@poweroffriendship2.0 4 года назад

Ever since High School Musical trilogies?

@isobeldoyle3783 4 года назад

@@poweroffriendship2.0 yeah that's the joke

@sahirdiesh6386 4 года назад

You probably were thinking that this joke would’ve been better next year but that was too long to wait and you’d forget about it anyways

@isobeldoyle3783 4 года назад

@@sahirdiesh6386 no I was just tryna make ppl smile

@sahirdiesh6386 4 года назад

@@isobeldoyle3783 ok

@pomelvi 3 года назад

"So after Brooke and Cole do their thing..." *animated Cole casually turns into the Demogorgon from Stranger Things and eats animated Brooke*

@sruthivenkatraman3762 4 года назад

" Feeny her way into her student's lives" Me: OMG, boy meets world....

@Hedgpig 4 года назад

"The witch sent Cole seven hundred years in the future [and to a different continent] so he could make out with a high-school science teacher" Well when you put it like that, of course it sounds dumb

@tosinakin2508 4 года назад

Think about it though. Let's say the witch meant to turn him from medieval knight to "knight in shining armor." Brooke can't be the only heartbroken ex-girlfriend during Christmas. Why does she care about her specifically?

@Schneeeulenwetter 4 года назад

Hedgpig that was actually the thing that confused me from the beginning

@WhitneyDahlin 4 года назад

The most unrealistic thing about this whole movie is the fact a high school science teacher can afford to own, pay taxes on, heat and pay for up keep on a mansion. Way too unrealistic for me. Totally took me out of the movie and ruined my suspension of disbelief.

@Sugarypop13 4 года назад

Whitney Dahlin MAYBE she inherited old money 😂

@crystala7x182 4 года назад

Yes that was so much more unrealistic than the time traveling knight 😂

@WhitneyDahlin 4 года назад

@@crystala7x182 I agree. Time travel, fine, hospital treating a car crash victim without insurance, stretching it a little bit but still okay, witches that live in the woods, fine, highschool teacher that's rich, NOPE. Too unrealistic for me. I tap out.

@urmomsgf420 4 года назад

It’s not necessarily a mansion it’s a nice sized home with a guest home which is fairly expensive but it is still unrealistic

@tiafayed7545 4 года назад

In the film, she says it’s her parents’ house.

@SpicePrincess1890 Год назад

There's this fantasy book genre known as Cozy Fantasy and I've always seen this movie falling into that same category. It's a genre where the stakes are very low, nothing big or super high fantasy happens, it's just a quaint story that takes place in a fantasy setting, with fantasy elements, and some emotional or romantic development. Ergo, the "cozy".

@molbotuk6557 3 года назад

14:11 *Used to date Zac Effrontery really cracks me up*

@screamingatm 4 года назад

i've been ignoring this film on netflix because i know alex meyers will watch it for me

@hurremanastasia7322 4 года назад

Right

@boncals 4 года назад

Same haha

@eliannalinde228 4 года назад

Lol me too

@trinaq 4 года назад

Too right, I don't need to watch many of these movies or shows, namely because Alex's reaction tells me everything I need to know!😅

@rik0904 4 года назад

I have alex game. I watch it and then guess what he gonna say about it. For every wrong guess one shoot, for every good one you get one point. Winner is the one with most points and conscious.

@premiumheadpats4150 3 года назад

I am so confused by the plot of this movie. I was especially confused for a minute when you said the niece died. lol Your idea for the plot both destroyed my funny bone and sounds way more interesting than anything else I just saw.

@HighlandHellboy 3 года назад

Cole has to be the most unlucky person, having to deal with both the bubonic plague and Covid

@gillianmarie5895 4 года назад

Alex: “If you want to find true love, just start hitting people with cars.” So, Jane and Thor?

@sednanref 4 года назад

Gillian Marie was that true love tho?

@shsltrash6685 4 года назад

Abigail Fernandes hah no, where is Jane anyway?

@attiasprouse682 4 года назад

Jane IS Thor!

@KeithTreason 4 года назад

ಠﭛಠ ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-FFwF5AOhZrw.html

@kiyaradunuwille9228 4 года назад

Omg I was thinking of the exact same thing😂

@robylopezvi 4 года назад

I can’t get over how “Sir Cole” sounds like circle

@sonalsanjanwala7211 4 года назад

Lmfao

@JackalopeBunny 4 года назад

lol Omg

@Em_Elizabeth 4 года назад

Sir Cole? Where's "Sir Cumference"?

@thealmightybucket5930 4 года назад

Hey you’re Marceline too!

@cornylovesnature 4 года назад

You are one of the nicest channels out there! I can watch your videos like a dozen times and they still are fun to watch! Keep on going!

@kimberlyoldschool 3 года назад

Wait, was “Christmas Eve” actually a thing in England in the 13th century? And doesn’t Vanessa’s character live alone in that big house? If so, why does she have 4 stockings hung?

@andreacaininstinct 4 года назад

Imagine having to say those lines with a straight face

@gloriamarie830 4 года назад

“I want the face of Harry Styles, the voice of Harry Styles, the hair of Harry Styles” I was ATTACKED

@erinbridgen2886 4 года назад

Same!!

@laylaxo1660 4 года назад

DEAD ASS

@mystii8134 4 года назад

“I want the hair of Harry Styles, the voice of Harry Styles, the hair of Harry Styles And the psychology of Jason Dean (from Heathers)” -Preferably not though-

@twig9433 4 года назад

Same!

@lafee3760 4 года назад

same

@davidmurphysandiego 3 года назад

Was I the only what who thought for a split second that her ex-boyfriend James was Tom Holland? Because I was about to scream at the top of my lungs that she made the biggest mistake in the history of big mistakes...