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The Life-Changing Way to Take a Dump - Daniel Tosh 

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Daniel Tosh introduces a revolutionary new sitting position for the toilet and wonders what would happen if Brad Pitt and David Beckham had sex. (Contains strong language.)
Original Airdate: March 8, 2011
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Комментарии : 108   
@andrewkloha2595
@andrewkloha2595 4 года назад
Daniel Tosh was ahead of his time
@jaysmith2151
@jaysmith2151 4 года назад
He still is
@misanthropic985
@misanthropic985 4 года назад
How so?
@dive6785
@dive6785 4 года назад
ig?
@monkfitz
@monkfitz 4 года назад
@@misanthropic985 brave joke for 2011 on TV!
@Alr1ghtyThen
@Alr1ghtyThen 4 года назад
@@monkfitz actually that was the perfect time to do it. It's right before social media outage became a thing.
@Jux1401
@Jux1401 3 года назад
Many call him a dick but he is a mix of improv and truth on hus own situation in life. Makes a great stand up. Hope he does more specials in the future.
@jd42305
@jd42305 Год назад
Wait, you think this is improv? Do you also think pro wrestling is real? This is a special, it's all pre written nearly word for word beforehand.
@Filipinoimposter
@Filipinoimposter 4 года назад
I wish his stand ups were on Netflix
@brendonkirk4487
@brendonkirk4487 Год назад
Why do you wish Netflix was paying him to be who he already is?
@scottrmaynard
@scottrmaynard Год назад
I just miss him being aired on TV so we could see him more. He's hilarious! Miss Tosh.0
@justinbinion394
@justinbinion394 7 месяцев назад
Paramount
@patriciocorvalan1298
@patriciocorvalan1298 6 месяцев назад
Me too
@morphorod
@morphorod 2 года назад
2:30 is one of my favorite comedy moments. So funny to me.
@paulkelsey2458
@paulkelsey2458 3 года назад
I hope Southpark paid him for ripping off his joke with their "reverse cowgirl" episode
@AldoRyan
@AldoRyan 2 года назад
I need to take a shower after watching this. But first, I'm going to take a dump backwards on the bowl.
@yerfillinois8254
@yerfillinois8254 3 года назад
DT should come back. His jokes are such eye opening
@LucidDreamer54321
@LucidDreamer54321 2 года назад
When I worked as a nurse in a hospital, I was usually too busy to take a real break. I just got to run to the bathroom for a couple minutes. There were times I was so busy that I ate snack for while on the toilet. True story, but I wish it wasn't.
@internetj3r
@internetj3r 4 года назад
His mom dressed him for this special
@richs2807
@richs2807 3 года назад
and thaaats the way the news goes. that was fuuuunnnyyy...my goodness...this man is a genius.
@eligomez6760
@eligomez6760 3 года назад
I literally mounted a toilet backwards because of him
@hypnotoad28
@hypnotoad28 3 года назад
I literally just said "that's fucking brilliant" to the sitting on the toilet in reverse bit. I literally lean on the sink in front of me sometimes.. Why had I not thought of this before.
@corrado
@corrado 3 года назад
someone as intelligent and articulate as Daniel Tosh still gets "couldn't care less" wrong, each and every time. Amazing.
@scottareevesrecords
@scottareevesrecords 3 года назад
Who is this unspecified someone? Daniel Tosh wants to know, so he can chastise this equally intelligent and articulate person.
@AiNEntertainment101
@AiNEntertainment101 2 года назад
...thanks so much, Corrado! As someone who has never been in an English speaking country, I've asked myself SO MANY TIMES why some native speakers abuse that phrase like that. 😄
@annab9691
@annab9691 2 года назад
It makes logical sense both ways actually.
@apex_prey
@apex_prey Год назад
That always ALWAYS nags me, too.
@meandnotyoudude5678
@meandnotyoudude5678 4 года назад
Daniel make another stand up!!!!! you're tooooo funny.....
@laurastarbrook1308
@laurastarbrook1308 4 года назад
You had me at.. Life changing dump 😆
@Thanos5
@Thanos5 Год назад
I wished he did more specials
@vmundoortiz6105
@vmundoortiz6105 4 года назад
Always very funny never disappoints
@jaysmith2151
@jaysmith2151 4 года назад
You had me at hello
@misanthropic985
@misanthropic985 4 года назад
Jay Smith herro
@jefferysmom696
@jefferysmom696 4 года назад
*So this shows today's date???...is he ever going to do another stand up...This one is 9 years old!!!*
@Enzombie
@Enzombie 4 года назад
Mike H he did a special like one or two years ago I think, look it up
@dive6785
@dive6785 4 года назад
@@Enzombie people pleaser
@FalseHoodx
@FalseHoodx 3 года назад
People pleaser is goooood
@owlofwisdom
@owlofwisdom 3 года назад
Watching this while taking a dump
@llamaboy1991
@llamaboy1991 2 года назад
Me too, pimp.
@danielvolosin6614
@danielvolosin6614 4 года назад
His stand up is masterful, too bad his show isn't...
@hankhillsdisappointedsigh
@hankhillsdisappointedsigh 4 года назад
I feel like the interviews are always brilliant though.. he shines just casually interacting with the bizarre guests.
@mikehurtt6513
@mikehurtt6513 3 года назад
Daniel Tosh is the hero this PC society needs
@drshrimppuertorico8894
@drshrimppuertorico8894 4 года назад
The fact that people say Jeselnik is better than Tosh makes me question their taste in comedy
@kennymos9007
@kennymos9007 4 года назад
They are both brilliant.
@Vipa567
@Vipa567 4 года назад
He's much funnier
@SoulKingBK
@SoulKingBK 2 года назад
Tosh def funnier he's better at abstract jokes, where jesilnik is better at concrete formulaic jokes (think offensive knock knock jokes).
@kennymos9007
@kennymos9007 4 года назад
This guy is a genius.
@conniecutruzzula9199
@conniecutruzzula9199 3 года назад
You are so funny, I can't believe I'm just hearing about you. Damn I'm hooked, I can't remember the last time Iaughed so hard I almost pissed my pants. Actually a little came out, had to jump in the shower.
@All-Hail-Gayle
@All-Hail-Gayle 4 года назад
Who did the toilet joke first? South Parks Butters or Tosh?
@art2bbart
@art2bbart 4 года назад
Tosh, Butters said it in 2012
@fredfreddy1502
@fredfreddy1502 3 года назад
Love Tosh
@kas7344
@kas7344 3 года назад
Where your Netflix special
@benoliver5593
@benoliver5593 3 года назад
When tosh gets old he going to age like Norm MacDonald
@Mr.Isquierdo
@Mr.Isquierdo Год назад
Well norm aged like that because he had cancer. But I can see it
@supersaiyanzero386
@supersaiyanzero386 4 года назад
Daniel is 👍
@JavierFernandez01
@JavierFernandez01 4 года назад
Dont flex your abs and push on the left side of your stomach until you explode. Yw.
@tajtaj187
@tajtaj187 4 года назад
awsome tosh
@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo
@EvilishDem0nic8732WhatItDo 4 года назад
So Daneil , I'm thinking of.... *REPLACED*
@11Elver
@11Elver 4 года назад
Wot
@user-kp6eh2wp3o
@user-kp6eh2wp3o 4 года назад
What's up with his strange hand gestures when he says, 'You had me at hello, At 2:07 ?
@Dasmoose15
@Dasmoose15 3 года назад
That’s him opening the email
@SampfanCresta
@SampfanCresta 4 года назад
Always funny👍
@gregormiller4037
@gregormiller4037 4 года назад
Hi Christina:)
@painterpainting7056
@painterpainting7056 2 года назад
His intelligence ...
@stardust5531
@stardust5531 4 года назад
Always funny
@AinsleyTheBard
@AinsleyTheBard 4 года назад
Is it weird that i do the same thing
@Seethi_C
@Seethi_C 3 года назад
How is this guy Gen-X?
@officialdonnygrimm
@officialdonnygrimm 4 года назад
That baby line tho 🤔 might be too much, I shared before I heard it
@clumsiii
@clumsiii 4 года назад
kinda wonder if he's nice at all
@ArtSimpson
@ArtSimpson 4 года назад
i eat dirt
@stardust5531
@stardust5531 4 года назад
Yummy
@sycofya1677
@sycofya1677 4 года назад
I drink mud
@paleamigo8575
@paleamigo8575 4 года назад
🤣🤣🤣❗
@woodsmatful
@woodsmatful 3 года назад
O the laugh tracks.
@119Agent
@119Agent 3 года назад
Isn’t this Butter’s joke?
@dive6785
@dive6785 4 года назад
Furst
@TheMuddyMilesTrain
@TheMuddyMilesTrain 4 года назад
i was first, but you were furst
@TheMuddyMilesTrain
@TheMuddyMilesTrain 4 года назад
@Tenmil you forgot an emoji
@agentsmith2399
@agentsmith2399 4 года назад
@@TheMuddyMilesTrain 😂
@rootbeerdestroyer5909
@rootbeerdestroyer5909 4 года назад
Second lol
@choppedandbobbed9729
@choppedandbobbed9729 4 года назад
You stole this joke from South Park
@efrainsaucedo3134
@efrainsaucedo3134 4 года назад
This special came out 2010. The South Park episode "reverse cowgirl" came out 2012.
@billtheone3467
@billtheone3467 4 года назад
@@efrainsaucedo3134 lmao
@bigdikbubls
@bigdikbubls 4 года назад
How do you not check the dates of both before making that comment ?
@ehismichelle
@ehismichelle 3 года назад
This man irritates me ... check how he down grades his wife😒😒😒😒
@женяебеня
@женяебеня 4 года назад
Bit about his girlfriend was toxic
@blue_waldo
@blue_waldo 4 года назад
It's a joke 😂 he doesn't mean it
@twistedkarma9574
@twistedkarma9574 3 года назад
I pity you
@thomasfritts5145
@thomasfritts5145 2 года назад
You don't sound fun to be around
@scf7334
@scf7334 Год назад
🙄
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