(Some of) The Best of Daniel Tosh's Stand-Up 

I'm fr. NOT two, tho.

I legit died just now

But which one? WTC 7 or one of the other two?

NOT TWO. NOT. TWO…. WOAH

I finished hearing it as I read your comment. Yes it's sharp bit. Reminds me of Mark Normand.

That's the skill - get people laughing, go darker, keep them laughing... and then suddenly remind them just what they are laughing at. Evil genius.

it's unmatched for a fact

Bro the tower joke 😂😂 he said it was worth a tower but not two 😭😂😂 so funny yet could be so offensive 😂

Noice

Hahahah,,,,Tosh needs to steal this line

And I am glad it is still going! Never cancel Daniel!

@@drd1924 Not that good for me. Anthony jeselnik is the best

@@bojournersouthern2641 tosh.0 just got canceled 😔

The fact it was the only time I questioned if he broke character that entire special is the best part,. I genuinely think it was a warning when he seen how much folks were pulling back already. 😂

I think that was a reference to Parkinson's

😂🤣😆

@@dylanclare2343 I'd say it's both lol.

This is truly dark humor. I´m in love

urduib if you like him, look up Anthony jeselnik

@@SirGuidemere91 Will do :)

@@SirGuidemere91 I checked him out, thanks dude :) He is f... awesome. I´m from Denmark so i do not know much about the American stand-up scene. But i watch when i find good stuff. And this is gold

urduib Tom segura is great as well!

Ryan Springer Thaaaats the comment I was looking for 😂😂😂 he’s rich enough by now

Well the show was canceled so...

Right? 😂😂😂

It's now a fast and furious movie

Actually guys he did a cribs episode in his show Tosh.0

I died😂😂😂😂😭

My favorite bit of his

Dont judge me the bible says not to

@@drunkenmmamaster419 i hoped someone said that here

Yes yes yes

cool ass corncob maybe it’s a little too edgy....

He’s too loyal to Comedy Central. Can’t imagine what they’re paying him to be exclusive to their network.

I have heard him say he already plays on reruns all day.. he understands overexposure can kill your career.. he plays Vegas a couple months a year if you want to see his stand up..

Please

Anthony you like dark humor? S L A V E R Y

Dark humor is like food. Not everybody gets it.

MisfitWaylon lmao nice

Anthony.... hmmm you like dark humor huh..🤔 Anthony Jeselnik! Lol

@@bdubchevy He's a good one.

The Rakai shit had me dying 🤣

@@HeartlessGaming almost as much as the people in the tower itself..

Not two. Not TWO

Lmao the "NOT two" is what got me😂

He was ruthless and I loved it

What's the trick to hyperlink in a comment?

@@apedosmil99 number, colon (:) , then number.

his eyes opening for the sequel lol

You're gonna be waiting for the rest of your life.

Sean Jenkins for my dad to come back

Not funny enough

Pretty sure a large portion of the comedy community doesn’t like tosh. He’s been accused of stealing a lot of jokes.

@@nickcarew Pretty sure none of that is true and it also has nothing to do with it. What Daniel Tosh has said multiple times and Joe Rogan himself has shared this story, that Tosh will never do any podcast since he's on TV constantly and doesn't feel the need to over expose himself.

Thanks for your commentary on all time comedy leighton Huxley. Your 12 years of experience really helped it tilt it back to Mike Myers as Shrek

@@abranherrera9296 thanks for your commentary on absolutely nothing. Please feel free to explain yourself and I’ll try my hardest to think of a modest reply

I have toes.

honestly he is not that funny or famous

@@98leight hahahaha

@Ryan H I hope* ...

Yea man practice makes perfect

I was gonna say that first half was laugh less. Then it heated up

Agreed!

thats because back then he wasnt famous yet. he was still earning the courage to attempt those jokes. once he hit a level of fandom that he knew he could get away with it he didnt hesitate. he is smart as shit for that

Very true

Hes gonna be in Florida in November at the Mahaffey theater

Tosh > Jeselnik

You gay

@@chrisaleman7800 im gay

@@gabrielbennett8239 alright then

Yessss!!! 😂🙌🙌🙌🙌

Right on, Tosh. BOTH towers? We got jipped! It's just like an A-rab to take more from an american...like at every generic stop-n-shop how they always short change me be a few cents, and then act like it was an honest mistake and chastise me for being petty enough to notice. I may not be a smart/tech savvy A-rab, but shit I'm not Mexican!

Here on 911 to commemorate XD

Daniel Tosh went to high school in my hometown lol (Titusville, FL ...it’s near the Space Center). Our rival school, Astronaut. I only know/knew a few people old enough to be in HS at the same time as him, but no one ever even claimed to be friends with him, haha. It’s all like “yeah he was really quiet and just hung around with this one friend of his; they’d joke around in class but no one heard what he was saying.” No one even remembered his friend’s name. So yeah he was definitely a major introvert in high school, otherwise you KNOW people would be totally exaggerating their “friendship” with him.

Highly rated by us but offends the thin skinned who are many🙃

Facts this guys one of the best to do it

I agree, Hes an amazing stand up comic.

Most definitely!! I’d pay to see it. 😂

ItsJustKaii he actually got cancelled from some shit he said on a tour. Hahah

@@TheNewman38 Wouldnt have expected anything different. lol

ItsJustKaii what did he say?

@@666stormz some lady didn’t like a rape joke he told and spoke up during his show. So he said “can someone come down and rape her real quick” or something like that

@@ADancingRobot HAHSHSHSHSH

Ruben Perez what?

He is almost at full power

It looks like it’s about to explode

Who cares?

Wow u notice retarded things , congratulations

@@Drcocopuff its gonna get as tall as friezas 3rd form then shrink when he reaches full power

It's a rare comedian who will do a throw-away joke about Mormons, but make it more obscure just to be theologically accurate. That's a man who cares about his jokes.

@@Juggler4071 agreed lol

@Alvaro Chavarria lol preach

Look at old episodes (2009) he was seriously going bald. He got hair implants.

he's got a lot of work done. especially his hair

That’s Hollywood for you

@Alvaro Chavarria His voice in the first one ..

I knowww lmao

Wait why

Right?!

Behind Chappelle's & South Park & the daily show, sure

No...He's good, but not so great.. There are loads of wilder ones

@@frequentsee3815 daily show?

too true! I wanted to do that for a living,but no way, not anywhere near as funny as the pros :(

Jake Hebert I always say “that’s not nothin” now

His "juicy juicy juicy" line and "live your dream" in his sitting reverse toilet joke are probably my most used

Him or Pete Davidson

@@iGaveLiaHIV pete had the luxury of his dad writing the joke for him though

So true, too.

And I can use it to count backwards too.

He’s is from Florida, so I can see it

tims_always_fishing not tryna sound like a hater, cuz I like Schultz too, but his act is pretty much only solid when he’s doing crowd work. His actual material is kinda weak in my opinion . Tosh on the other hand is up there with some of the greats

You need to watch Richard Pryors standup stuff before he caught on fire. I think the name of it is "Wanted". Then give Eddie Murphy a spin. 80's stand up. You owe it to yourself. And have you seen Robin Williams stuff? Eddie izzard ain't bad either.

We all change . Hopefully it’s towards progression. I’d say so I’m his case. Love him!

He did that? And he's a Dolphins fan. That's awesome

@@LudaChez lol I felt honored back in the day

Check out Tosh.0 if you haven't! It's his own show! Pretty sure it's off the air, but it ran on Comedy Central for years.

@@coraphillips5873 That's de joke.gif

@@PurpleHazeVanNederlands that was a joke? I'm pretty sure this person genuinely doesn't know he has a show. Not a very funny joke

@@PurpleHazeVanNederlands wow

Can