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@roanokegaming go get some quercetin supplement (with or without bromelain)!!! I took it for bruising, it lessened my tinnitus to nearly gone as a side effect. Turns out that's why a lot of people take it. Don't get an expensive brand, it all works the same. Hope it helps!!
I like how some people fear things and think, "I must stay away." but then there's the people, like roanoke with angler fish and me with spiders, who just think, "I must kill it."
Anglerfish vary from about the size of a coffee cup to over 100 pounds. Some grow to over three feet long. Depending on the species, males may be just 1/10th the size of females. The largest anglerfish yet discovered are known as warty seadevils. Females of this species can reach up to three feet long, while males measure under an inch long.
People usually use the word "scream" for it, but horses' shrieking is a real thing... It isn't the worse sound they make, though. Squeals are what will scare the heck out of you, whether you're a nonhorseperson, or the owner, having a panic attack about wtf just happened to your horse. Just to keep life interesting, sometimes they'll do either, squeal or scream, when nothing bad at all is happening, but because they're super-excited.
I truly love your advocacy of staying strapped to avoid getting clapped. It isn't just with bad people, sometimes animals aren't too friendly either. I hope I never need to use my force multiplier but it's better to have one and not need it that need it and not have one.
Okay but, a horror based at sea. And one of the characters is terrified of Angler fish. Only for the sea monster to be revealed to be, a hundred foot long angler fish.
@@tsubakiofmelancholy6297and ever since then his spirit would be reincarnated as creatures that ether don’t life with the angler fish or as a Human that can nuke them into extinction!!!
Colossal squid were actually not discovered by going deep into the ocean. We found their beaks in the stomachs of sperm whales for a long time, so we knew that they were probably out there, but we couldn’t exactly classify a whole species based on some beaks and a description of tentacles from some Norwegian sailors. We didn’t see a whole colossal squid until the 1800s, but only a piece of it could be recovered. A whole colossal squid wasn’t recovered until later, but those were both corpses. I think a living colossal squid was found in the 90s, but it died within a few hours. And just like tales of the kraken, there have been tales of sea serpents that are even older, but they have never been validated. You have to remember that sailors of the past drank a LOT of alcohol on the job. When I say a lot, I mean enough to mistake a manatee for a mermaid, because that’s literally where the idea of mermaids came from. Absolutely hammered sailors seeing manatees. I kid you not.
Resident of Maine here. I can guarantee unless the person lives in Portland or Augusta if the words "man eating bear" crosses their lips every hunter and game warden in a ninety mile radius would be ready at moments notice to clap the creature with a copious amount of lead-injections
That's what I was thinking the whole time. If the hibernation cycle is no more than a year and even if it does move to another area after the previous hunt, there is no way that within the two month period that it is hunting the same area the local population wouldn't have gotten together, got strapped, and hunted the thing down. I can't think of any area in the USA where a man eating anything can start a killing spree and not get clapped immediately upon discovery of victims. That's literally human modus operandi, start killing people, get got.
after the man-eating sharks off the Jersey shore started killing people in the early 1900s, the entire east coast basically armed itself and started massacring every shark on sight. There is no way a creature could hunt Humans in the same area for so long without going down in a hail of bullets.
@@sacWeaponsI think that's more a Murica specific thing though, people aren't randomly armed to the teeth everywhere else in the world and if they are, they certainly aren't as trigger happy
The thumbnail reminds me of a show from like 2005 called surface. The sea creatures that came from no where and they some how warmed up the earths crust to raise the ocean levels globally up by 30 feet so they could invade and eat surface dwelling creatures. From what I learned from your channel this creatures biology makes absolutely no sense for something they are selling as non paranormal and originated from earth. Any way love your channel it makes me question so many movie monsters
I love how Roanoke calls BS on the dumb crap people do in horror movies. If I were a character in this movie I would get my friends together, load out with NVDs and IR gear, body armor and all the guns and set up a perimeter around that area
I feel like these sort of fantasies should be limited to what you actually have available, without listing things you don't already have access to. Like NVDs. Or friends.
@@DH-xw6jp Agreed. Like, you're just a normal dude. Even in America, you ain't getting a hold of an arsenal like that. Not legally anyway. And even if i'm mistaken and you somehow can, it's gonna be expensive af unless you're wealthy, and you're gonna get a very unfriendly visit from the ATF. Also, damn. That last line was cold bro lol
So the end of the movie, the sheriff and Max brought the body of the mother with them to show everyone so they can have backup to hunt the young and inform the townspeople to either stay indoors after it rains or leave the area, it should be like the Tremors sequels where after all this the two of them should be on the cover of National Geographic and the sheriff retires to raise ostriches, they have physical evidence of a massive zoological discovery
I was hoping you'd get to this movie eventually. Neat little creature features that gives me a tiny bit of X-Files vibes in how it handles the lead-up.
From what the creature looks like, I feel like it's related to the ancient "land crocodiles," basically the ancestors of modern crocodilians that were capable of living entirely on land and wereadapted for life on land than modern crocodiles. The ones in particular that these reptilians from Cryptid remind me of are either the Notosuchians or Sebecids. Sebecids like Barinasuchus (the largest Sebecid) lived in South America, growing to 6+ meters long. There was also another South American land croc known as Boverisuchus (not part of either Notosuchians or Sebecids, but part of another family known as Planocraniidae). Boverisuchus was VERY unusual as it had hooves, which allowed it to chase down prey. It also lived in Germany to western North America during the Eocene 50.3-41.2 million years ago. We even have some crocodile ancestors known as Rauisuchians, which some WERE bipedal like the infamous Postosuchus. Of course, all Rauisuchians lived during the Triassic period, and all went extinct during the Triassic period (though some fossile evidence suggests SOME may have lived into the Early Jurassic). The face and body structure remind me of the land crocodiles. I believe it is a descendant or a close relative that took the same evolutionary path to enable it to efficiently hunt on land, able to have both bipedal and quadrupedal locomotion.
This sounds like the monster my Grandfather use tell me about as a child. Except it lived in a nearby lake, not a hole in the ground. He had to stop telling the story because 8 year old me was caught waiting one rainy night with a baseball bat and fishing net. I was determined to capture it and end it's reign of terror. The monster was call the Paul Lake Monster.
Fun Fact about Anglerfish: Many species of anglerfish have proportionally larger females than males. Some of these species have evolved to have the males literally attach to the female when one is found and becomes apart of her to mate. Up to 6 are able to and it’s due to the vastness of deep ocean environments. They connect by biting onto her and slowly fuse with the bloodstream and all internal organs besides the testes fuse. I don’t understand your distaste for them Roanoke! 😂
As a wise squirrel once said, "It wouldn't kill you to think like a serial killer once in a while." Hell, a little common sense can save your life 99 times out of 100.
As a Mainer born and bred, it was a great state. Things have gone downhill pretty badly, started in the mid 00's when hard drugs started making their way up here. The people aren't like they used to be either, unfortunately. Tis what it is. Love ya, broseph. Keep up the good work.
I love this channel for providing me with life advice, an appropriate amount of angler fish hate and knowledge about creatures that may or may not try to unalive me someday.
Hey Roanoke. Talking about weird species that may or may not exist, have you heard of the "Sebago Lake Sweetwater Anglerfish" that lives in Sebago Lake, Maine?
A horse can in fact shriek when badly hurt and its an unsettling sound. Its really just the usual whinnying "doubt i spelled that right" but just so much more intense it kinda crosses the line into shrieking.
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Please continue to make these awesome videos! This and Tales are some of my favorite channels. Also, have you ever considered doing signed merch? Posters, or things of that nature
Which is why we should get really good at gene splicing and genetic modification for the sole purpose of creating cool creatures. Cryptid Park! What could possibly go wrong?
Me to myself: "Who's that discount Sam Winchester?" Roanoke 30 seconds later: "Temu version of Sam Winchester..." That's why you're my favourite youtuber!
This reminds me of an X-Files episode, or could have been one, especially if the deforestation was actually a cause. Along with monsters of the week and aliens, it had a surprising amount of, "don't F with nature" because when you do, it'll eat you.
Love your puns RoanoBro, Angler Fish, the "three talon Bear paws" and my favorite is ofcourse finding some nice Cougars in my local area! 😂 Love your videos, and just wanted to thank you for uploading such quality videos so often, and to keep up the great work sir!🍻
Roanoke I love how you react to hostile life the same way I do, homeostasis with nature through superior firepower and minor war crimes. I grew up very rural with large predators like cougars, bears, and canids, not to mention the various venomous snakes so I have a very jaundiced view of the beauty of nature and have taken on a very Imperium of Mankind attitude toward anything that can threaten us, particularly "No pity, no fear, no remorse."
As someone who lives in Colorado, the number of people who don't under stand the danger of bears is amazing. Also amazing are the people who have to question if they should be applying bear spray preemptively. Anyway, just like with The Beach House, I'll keep suggesting the worms from Blade of the Immortal until you tell me you forgot who suggested it and hate me for it. Finally, a movie where it makes sense that no one is strapped... it's a samurai movie.. with worms!
As a southern Nevadan resident, we go high alert when bobcats and cougars are seen near neighborhoods. The thought of a bear ANYWHERE in our state and we'd all be hopped up on our rad water ready to drop this NCR mascot
Neat fact. I was living in Alaska for a bit, working as part of a crew for a Bigfoot documentary. Late one night, I woke up to the walls of my tin and aluminum trailer BENDING INWARDS. A trail cam we set up revealed the culprit. Not Bigfoot, but a momma Grizz (or Kodiak?) With two cubs who woke up from hibernation a whole ass month early using my trailer as a back scratcher. We obviously had to scrap the project at that time. Could've found a Sasquatch in those woods if not for Bertha and her tikes
You said it yourself, people are leaving places like Maine in droves, causing the remaining populations to end up reproducing with semi-close relatives. Same case in Vermont where certain family names can’t reproduce with each other due to lack of diverse population
I’ve been playing monster Hunter 4 recently and the frenzy virus could make for a good video especially for that extra lore about how the monster that makes it reproduces by using it
With each Roanoke Cinema (Not so much the gaming nowadays lol) video, I am entertained while also wondering where the hell he finds out about these movies.
I literally didn't know this was a movie or coming out, but glad u did this video I'm watching the movie and this video tomorrow on my day off. And love all the videos u should do one about Critters soon i hope. I love cryptid creatures and learn about them and maybe hunt someday. So I'll love to join the Dogman hunt
The one good thing about RU-vid's censorship is that we get creative-writing-masterpieces like "unsceduled rapidly disassembled horse" out of Roanoke, and it frankly makes my day... @Roanokegaming, we appreciate your continous battle man...
The Angler fish did something it never should have done. It activated Roanokes Almonds and stole his salt for thoughts. Also, starting a petition to have Max be stated to be the male version of Amy
Man it's so weird watching all the videos from both channels and hearing you make references to both channels. Hearing you talk about the wolves in Paris I was like "wait a minute I saw that video a couple days ago too."
Usually don't do this, but I am going to make a recommendation for two movies, admittedly similar in premise, that you might want to take a look at, 'Black Sheep' featuring genetically modified killer sheep, and 'Isolation' featuring genetically modified killer calves.
Speaking as a marine biologist I am simultaneously... at odds with your hatred of the angler fish, while also knowing it's actually very justified. It's an interesting state of mind to be in lmao
There was a story I read about a bear that attacked a pair of people. One got help while the bear was eating his buddy and the bear ended them all and went back to his meal. Just Because You Have A Gun Doesn't Mean You AutoWin Against Nature.
Hell, just look at the man eaters of Tsavo. The fact that there were armed people at the workcamp did not stop those lions from killing loads of people.
You know, as someone who works in a force multiplier heavy industry, who carries one every day, who never has one out of reach a single second of the day, I just realized how much it bothers me when people aren't armed in these movies. For me it's part of my body almost, I couldn't imagine being without it, so seeing people get got because they didn't have one just unsettles me somehow. I don't know why.
Hey Roanoke, I think you should look at the HK virus evolved humans from dead island 3. I find their enhanced abillities with the retention of their humanity to be fasinating, and that the HK Virus could be refined to do this in all humans with time.
Oh man, i worked a job once fixing medical equipment, and one of their clients was a horse vet, and literally one of the most horrifying sounds I've ever heard is a pissed off half drugged mama horse screaming down the hallway because she's doped out and doesn't know where her kid is
Your quips are perfect timing. I'll catch myself day dreaming (its me, not you), and your little funny remark will snap me out of it. "The cops are there to zip up the bag.." kilt me
Roanoke please do the entire tremors franchise it's my favorite creature feature series of all time. Also it's not really in your line of movies but surf ninjas would be a fun one but then again that's my favorite movie as kid
Hey @RoanokeGaming I truly enjoy your videos and have been watching them off n on for some time now. I enjoy the scientific angle you provide in your videos when it comes to some of the monsters/creatures. I've recently come across a show called Scavengers Reign and it is really amazing, it is filled with loads of interesting life forms. So I said that to say this. Would it be possible for you to maybe take a peek at the show and maybe pick some of those life forms and maybe do your thing with them? Please and thank you Papa Roanoke.
Going off the foot print it seemed Theropod like, but i guess if a cricodiloform evolved to need only 3 toes, then that WOULD look similar, the best ways to call out what it is would be the ankles mainly
