The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants (Official Music Video) 

mutt streams its because he rhymed saw with horror

The funniest lyric and I can't explain why lol

Fact the sign in the background just says "horror film" gets me

@Damian Howard sounds veryyyy much like an infection .weak bowel?

It is better because they use the brittish pronounciation so that it rhymes lmao

Not original

Fine jizz.

@@tommybro5313 what was the original

@@elitemangudai1016 The comment, that's nothing new.

The older the berry the sweeter the juice

"You call it premature but I call it ecstasy" is a good competition

@@kevanmodi6017 Also “do things alone now mostily”.

And don't forget the anglo pronunciation... "I sar a film" lololol

@@casey9081 no

@@casey9081 I'm pretty sure self promoting makes you the loser

Also he says "saw" with a British accent "sawr" to make it rhyme. Lmao

@@gamingbtc sawr uh film And hawr uh film That’s what makes it so great, it’s like a perfect rhyme in a different accent. How many songwriters can actually do that?

That doesn't really rhyme

@@rmacgregor5823 it rhymes in British English but not in American English. That’s why it’s impressive. It requires the linking R between “saw” and “a”, the unstressed “a” and “or” and dropping the R at the end of “horror”. Wouldn’t even remotely rhyme in an American accent.

​@user-qv8zs4vb6n it's a bit like how Shakespeare doesn't really seem to rhyme... but it does when you read it in it's original pronunciation

This song is truly timeless and ageless.

Same

sandakureva same here

It’s a classic

Saaaame

@@Bladeck1234 It probably has in the UK.

kanye eat your heart out

@@Bladeck1234 He said "I sore a film" Like an English accent😎

Guy Ferz top ten rappers Eminem is afraid to diss

Idk why but I love that line

Same!

Same lol

Welcome ta bri'in

Saaaaaaaaaame

I wish I could have experienced the song like you did 🤣

i thought i was the only one

Cook

Definitely is. I saw someone say it sounds like an Eminem/D12 breakdown. They're not wrong, as if I heard it without knowing who the artist was I would definitely guess the same.

@@ericlane8077 exactly . i was just about to say all i hear is eminem . i hope they asked permission . ^_ LOL

​@@trig763 I actually started to look into this, as after listening to the song one more time I was trying to figure out which member of The Lonely Island was singing damn near identical to Eminem. There's a Vice article that revisited this song a decade later, and they actually think Eminem sang on the breakdown (they speculate that since Samberg hosted the MTV music awards that year, where Eminem agreed to be in on a joke with Sacha Cohen, that he also secretly agreed to sing on this track). Unfortunately, just as they say in the article, if he did sing it was entirely uncredited/in secret.

Yes 😍

Hot Rod will always be my favorite movie😂

@@shhlimmy *replies

Spewn Disaster how you going to tell me how to spell my name nigga😂

@@shhlimmy hahahaha

Fr😂😂

Man, what did you do I've been listening to this for more than a decade and I never noticed that. Seven seasons of B99 and I haven't noticed he did this...

if it was truly english song, it's be called "jizz in my trousers"

@@kermitthefrog6787 Nope, in British English, pants is short for underpants (i.e. boxers)

Sorry, but as an Englishman I can categorically state that at no point in this song did an English accent appear...

Agreed

Timbaland and Timberlake style

Very true

I agree

You at 69 likes. Nobody like this comment

If you like this kind of music, have you heard of Bloodhound Gang Much better sound, while still being a joke band

​@@RetroKingOGcmon now bloodhound gang are not better than lonely island they're way more obnoxious

🤣🤣🤣

@@user-cr8tn5ic1w real

@@RetroKingOG Gunther's not bad in style, it's not just ding ding dong

2008.

No it wasn't lol

@Ghost Heart what do you consider the 2000s? 2000 to 2009?

Late 2000s

All time the best

*re-coall (in british)

Caiden Kempt the nonce Hunter I’m English and I agree

Lmaooooo

And I-

High quality shit right there 😂

Nobunaga1981 lol

I read this comment and I J1ZZED IN MY PANTS

Gave This Comment A Like and I *JIZZED IN MY PANTS*

I laughed so hard I *JIZZED IN MY PANTS*

Saw this comment and I scrolled on down and I *JIZZ IN MY PANTS.*

I bet it makes you:

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

RIGHT!

@@ShadowKNighT788 JIZZ IN YOUR PANTS

honestly it just seems like this video and others are some of peraltas cover identities that got just a tad out of hand

Nah this is actually how boys react

Wtf type of boys yall be around?

Are they wrong though?

Where is this, Iran?

@@flawless_Cowboy exactly

@@casey9081 wow, self promo. Not cool dude

@@Kwasmo i do what i want

@@casey9081 I can tell, just try not do it too much. People get annoyed

Had a similar encounter too once. Was young and didn't understand what jizz was and was singing it when my stepmom asked me about it.

@@rafmaciejewski7477 let me clarify, I was well aware what I was showing them

I didnt even hear that yet

I just kept listening to... "JiZz In My pAnTs"

@Grubby Grubb Spoiler alert

I knew it was coming, still brilliant

It's so priceless that it's the thumbnail Edit: well, it WAS the thumbnail at one point

I agree that’s my favorite line as well haha

Same

I dont get it.

​@@CepbIuLOLthe e in mostely is usually silent.

@@pandaman1331 so is it some kind of joke or just funny pronouciation in song? Im not native english speaker.

Lol

Lmaooo

Mine's Motherlover

You kow this isn't Justin Timberlake, right?

@@AA-jb5cs he’s the janitor

*cousin

Dave Does Animation I see your into incest

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Christian Grey you’re*

My crush asked me for a ruler So I gave her Then she asked why there's mark on 11cm? I Jizzed in my pants

spunkflunk 😂😂😂😂

Danial Thapper that was the best pun I've seen all day XD

Lol

spunkflunk me to

You're my hero

I remember watching Sixth Sense for the first time recently & then during the middle of the shit,I remembered this 😭💀

@@shahanahsan05 Tell us what happened next... pants-wise

@@thevoxdeusi think we all know what happened next😂

probably your opinion will be the same when you are 41 mate

@@llneo Hope so!

That's exactly when I found it and how old I am now too. This song is a bop.

Imma be an old man and still have this humor

@@llneo I'm 40, this shit is still hilarious!

I just had seeexxxx

These songs and the SNL sketches like dear sister, that was a great era for comedy, imo right before the declining in comedy overall.

Indeed man, the lonely island was HUGE when i was in high school. Those songs were even played at local parties and they got a lot of air time on local music TV. They dominated the early meme game with their songs

Facts

@@alfredogonzalez9420 Comedy is illegal now. It offends the attention seeking woke brigade 🙄

seriously underrated comment

@@izzybeth >.>

A lot better than “HaHa GuYs QuArAnTiNe GoT mE wAtChInG tHiS”

cringe comment

And I *jizz* in my pants

Pet Shop boys feel. Song is genius.

Booooooneee!!!!

C A S E ! ! !

Lmao!!

You Even Signed with the sincerely Raymond holt! It must be you!

He’s trynna B O N E

That’s hardly a spoiler; Bruce Willis always dies in his movies!

@@joehumpston7937 uhhh....wat

@@np9145 well obviously no always, I mean, he doesn’t die in the 5th Element, but have you never seen Armageddon, or Sin City or Glass?

@@joehumpston7937 die hardx4 ....i'm assuming you're trolling...

@@np9145 Yep! Also, Willis does often appear on lists of Actors who always die on screen

I don't know why but that's my favourite line out of the entire song 😂

That’s my second favorite line of the song 😂 my favorite is “She turned to me, that’s when she said it, looked me dead in the face and asked ‘Cash or credit?’ and I...”

😂😂😂 shit is so funny

Shit still funnier than most shit out there😂😂😂😂

*I SAWR A FILM*

Unfortunately

Oh oh me

Yessss

2024 and still jizzing in my pants

Yes

Mobius _ I swear I’ve watched it every day for a week now

They don't search it, it's on the daily playlist haha

Got me there

Us.

Yes

damn

Lol add a divorce. Likewise

@@unlmtdmndst cant restrict the JIZZ

Everything same for me just not the kids

Get a life lmao

Hahahaha...

Ozzy Osbourne can rhyme masses with masses

'saw a' rhymes with 'horror'

And can make it work elaborately

hahahahhaaaa

Hahaha true. My teenage years were the worst 😃😃😃

Not true its the same as boys

@@meepmeep7321 I just ate a grape and I jazzed in my pants

(he pet his can)I jizzed in my pants

At least your not a human ketchup packet of blood

I know right

I agree! I've forgotten all about this since I was fifteen back in 2010!

***** Yup.The group is The Lonely Island. They have a lot of great stuff.

6 years my friend, 6 years

Ikr soooooooo funny

Mine was the opposite lol. Played this a lot of times cause my parents first of all couldn't make out the words properly and second they didn't know what jizz meant.

@@spacejesus4747 Haha.

That was me with "Scotty doesn't know". I never understood what exactly he didn't know and then i listened to it 10 years later and felt so bad for poor Scotty

When you understood what the lyrics meant you jizzed in your pants

LMAOOOO

🙌

*May 4th 2024* J1zz In My Pants !!!

yes

This rapper is so desperate for attention that he even shouts at a sweet old lady ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-heLTOxTuc5Y.html

Are they?

They're making fun of Pet Shop Boys

Jizz in my trousers

You're clearly not British then cos I can't think of a place where'd they speak like this.

@tek O It is though.

This is exactly why I am here today! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

If I had to come back today have a reminder in a comment notification XD

When I was younger I thought it said 'I shiz in my pants' and I genuinely thought he would just shit himself and was dancing in front of my mam in the living room to it 😂😂

And I wondered why jizz was censored in roblox

I was pretty young when I heard this song and asked my older brother what jizz meant, he told me it was saying I pissed in my pants. Couple days later in school during a class I raise my hand and asked the teacher if I can go to the bathroom cuz I need to take a jizz. It made some classmates burst into laughter and even the teacher was smirking I’m guessing trying hard to hold in her laugh. She just said yeah go ahead and walking to the restroom I couldn’t help but be confused af thinking wtf I did to get a reaction like that lmao

@@zombiealien100 Oh my god😂😂😂😂😂

Isn't that what it actually looks like

Me too

this was blast back in 2009 .... lonely isalnd and weird al yankovic were the shit shit back than

Same my man🤣

Kk me too

same

No

Agreed

I love this song. I wisht they'd have made some "serious" songs, I'd love these too

Facts

It’s really not, it’s just kinda verse chorus verse chorus bridge. Like, I don’t know, every song ever? Not super hard. The hook is kinda catchy I guess...

that's the art

Eat your cereal

@@andremartinez3140 Do you put the milk or the cereal in first?

eat your cereal

😂😂 that part was definitely inspired by eminem

I don’t get it

@@shinigami1357 get what?

what it means@@LordLloyd478

@@ludvigs2389 What is wrong with his spelling?

@@ludvigs2389 Literally doesn't say Editted

@@kevino2657 hei på deg din jævel

I don't fucking doubt it

Ludvig S a shit tonne of people lie about their ages on social media and it really doesn’t matter

This rapper is so desperate for attention that he even shouts at a sweet old lady ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-heLTOxTuc5Y.html

I thought I was the only one! Also, when someone likes the same part of the song I like I...:

its got an eminem flair

It’s because Justin Timberlake is singing the backup vocals

Parody ASMR

General Grievous yah it’s really good

“There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.” 4th Doctor (Doctor Who). I was talking a out this song a few days ago n today I was watching a CinemaTherapy video where they use a clip from this video I eneded up wanting to keep singing so I stopped watching n came here to sing outloud to the full song xD

Grow up sucks anyway

nieherwilli

@@locabsgg94 You came here :) I hope you cleaned it up.

You don't have to grow up

Karen's Divorce Money this comment now has 69 likes

@@LallanAlexHockstetter wish it had stayed that way

Iden Elliott DAMMIT 😢🤣🤣

SAME

Facts bro😂

"Whore"-er film...or is that just me?

@@ritvikraina5081 think it's just you xD Idk though

The sign is the best part

"just one more thing, I'm going to pay by cheque" is the line that cracks me up.

I'm convinced this song is meant to be like a very weird parody of the Pet Shop Boys (think of their most famous single 'West End Girls' - very similar spoken-word style and imagery of sexual desire and the seedy underbelly of the city). They're speaking all the lines with a very British-English accent. Andy even expertly throws in that 'R' sound that British people do when two vowels run into each other: "I sawr a film". Not only that, but notice how stereotypically British their attire is. (Not when they're playing the DJs, but when they're playing the men with the unfortunate 'jizzing' problem.) They're dressed like a cross between Neil Tennant (Pet Shop Boys singer) and Benedict Cumberbatch in _BBC Sherlock_ ! And funnily enough, someone has made a hilarious slash fanvid of Sherlock / John set to this very song... You're welcome. *Sherlock (BBC 2010) - Sherlock'd In His Pants* ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-xXKIOv5aI6E.html

Say it loud and proud buddy!

Lol ikr

You arent alone. Fear no mortal man. This song is a comical banger.

Aliena Marsh 100%

Did you ment : I'm scared to say this... but this song is genuinely dumpster fire ? Because yes it should be banned from the internet.

Wait what

lordzerobeast u read it right

@@water4486 yee

There's no way your relatives would play that song at your funeral. I M M O R T A L I T Y

you don't have to take you to your funeral without asking for consent

HOLY SHIT YES IT IS !

i knew it !! Thank you bro 😂

wanted to like but you got 69

I’ll be waiting brother

MrKanez well was this in your recommended

hello sir, this was on my recommendations. Hope all is swell Brooks ! :)

Probably only 6

Maori Boy You can’t read numbers apparently.

Maori Boy it’s from 2009

Lazy sundays

Uh....how? Are all young people stupid?

@Maori Boy 2008

Hello pfp bro

@@rocksen9283 pfp?

@@daviddoe6228 ProFile Picture

I think I need sleep. I read that last sentence without the word “laughing” … and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

i've seen people pay by check at the grocery store, it's so weird

JIZZ, IN MY PANTS.

...assert my dominance and punch her in the face out of reflex

buttraep her.

She says “please socially distance” and I...

Omg these comments, I-

he's right you know. b4 google bought youtube

@@aaronm97oh10 Google bought RU-vid in 2006.

@Short 4A Stormtrooper Big 4Your Mom en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_RU-vid#Purchase_by_Google_(2006)

It really was... makes me nostalgic as fuck :( Now its all jimmy kimmel bullshit, gameplays and 0 creativity

Ugh I wanna go back being 8(except I was 7 when that vid was out) now I’m a depressed trashy 19 yrs old boi

Nooo why do I see this NOW? This would have been too good!!!

There's always next year don't worry!

Tbh I really want to do this

Genius

Oh no! I wish I’d seen this before 😂 I listened to Africa by Toto instead

Jorma's accent is everything 😭

I think it is entirely so Andy can rhyme "Sawr a film" with "Horror Film", lmao

Haha

Sir Skobbels what’s it called?

@@gumbowallace yh whats it called?

@@LastGenRichtofenn the answer is- *dies*

Bro just do ctrl F

That's like 100 years ago in internet years.

Spirit Guard Eli JIZZED IN MY PANTS

@Ranter What??? never......

@@lambohh8172 he is lol

@@karimaii8378 woosh

@@Laughstation loosh?

Lol

U gotta watch the clean version

I used to do that in Class but got sent to the office

there are a few moments a year when a comment makes the video even better

😂😂

I think 40million of them are me LOLLOLLOL

Nice

@Shannon Shaw it would take a few years

one more thing and I'll pay by cheque!

@@zainaman710 because I'm a motherlover.

@@zainaman710 That caught me off guard xD

as i JIZZ IN MY PANTS

This rapper is so desperate for attention that he even shouts at a sweet old lady ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-heLTOxTuc5Y.html

Oh what I’d do to go back to that day😩 kids now growing up with songs like wap😂

This song is literally just the cooler WAP

Yeah, young people are doing good things with this song :)

You’re awesome to have been old enough to hear this the day came it out.

Stop convincing mental patients into doing terrorisms, FBI

he was so traumatized that he said: "One last thing i'm gonna pay by check" ahhahahha

"Oh, we're gonna need a clean-up on aisle three."

It was at that point of the song when I read this!

@Jimmy L. 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

Leaf Of a Tree *cuts to disappointed Justin timberlake*

I mean the sad thing is this is reasonable 😂

It's a timeless classic

@@matthewsmith218 That it is.

title of your s*x tape!

@Adolf Hitler LMFAO 😂

11*

That actually tickled me 😂😂😂

replied to your comment and i... J I Z Z E D I N M Y P A N T S

I saw you have 69 likes and i J I Z Z E D I N M Y P A N T S

Saw there was a J I Z Z E D I N M Y P A N T S chain and I..... J I Z Z E D I N M Y P A N T S

Continued the chain and I ..... J I Z Z E D I N M Y P A N T S

Saw there was a new (edited) chain and I..... J I Z Z E D I N M Y P A N T S

it is

You were too young back then.

I KNOW RIGTH? I NEED TO SHOW THIS TO THE WOLRD

I would of found this video sooner, but I Jizzed in my pants.

Itsjustme 123 You were probably born in 2005 or later. I’m only 18 and I remember this being super popular when I was younger.

I mean....are they wrong xd

@@InitiateDee ... what.

@@histranger7988 Idk I was refering to that excuse rapists have "well if she didn't want me to rape her then she shouldn't have dressed like that"

@@InitiateDee the fuck?

@@itsdebeast5280 Man I don't even know what my point was anymore, or rather I do but it seems nobody gets it at all Basically here rapists use what I said as an actual reason to rape someone, so I was trying to make a joke that connects to it, saying "Are they wrong" referencing men as being pigs or something in a cynical way (because feminists use that unsarcastically) Basically if you're not from the balkans you probably don't understand what I'm saying at all

Will Hardman I like 0:00 to 0:30

Best part of the song.

I like 0:00 to 2:30

It reminds me of an eminem song but I can't figure out which one :( PLEASE tell me if someone knows

@@schnotty8566 Eminem has multiple songs that sound similar to that part, the most popular being the chorus of "No Love" which is probably what you're thinking of. Other similar sounding parts: The chorus of "Elevator", the chorus and ending of "Cold Wind Blows", 2:42 in "Beautiful Pain", the majority of "Stronger Than I Was"

BRUHHH LMAOOOOO

@crowthrone Trump when he saw 14 year olds on epstein's Island.

@crowthrone Trump when he sees his daughter.

crowthrone did trump win the election yet? Wait... he didn't so why are you still talking about him?

@@pleasesendhelpk413 Well he’s not dead and he’s still very famous regardless if he’s the president of the US or not.

The best part

Sounds more like Eminem trying to sing.

@@chileanguyfleegman1908 You're right, it does have some elements of D12-era Eminem in there

All that was missing was a couple of guys in suits doing keepy ups with an adidas world cup ball

He was in the video so it makes sense

For real

Oh, FUCK! I love that song.

Holy shit

And the guy who did "show me your genitals" and "E=MC vagina" wrote everything is awesome, for lonely Island to sing

Mattrocks124 That just came back to me and I realized they did 🤣

Are you tryin to tell us something?

@@jahircartagena8753 Yeah the guy should be on a cop comedy show, I think I have a good name for it, "Brooklyn Nine Nine" whatdya think?

It should be about him and a few other detectives getting into some crazy and funny antics with a gay black captain and Terry crews as their Sgt.

@@austinmcneil5016 This is genius, why hasn't this been done yet? Someone like Netflix should totally pick this up!

I really don't know why, but somehow I want to watch Die Hard after reading all this

Because they're copying The Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls. Listen to it sometime.

Sotero Mares LMAO!!!!

And it's also a rip-off of Flight of the Conchords' "Inner City Pressure".

@@Onheste umm no...

@@kate3808 umm have you even listened to it? ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-7wqfcwgT0Ds.html

Word.

That’s why she was put in the video XD. You’re right though

Vanillastump :| like a 6/10 I guess

@@ismaelhernandez5045 Say what? Dude. She's like an 11:30/10.

that’s fucking Meadow Soprano

well... I'm sure everyone had a blast atleast. you have my respect

Bruh

@@rohithkumar8708 a.. A blast?

@@friendlyreminder3280 its a double entendre

@Rohith kumar heh... blast

Jose Ponce like hot rod😂 best movie ever

Ive seen him in movies and heard the songs then saw b99 but never realized

I recognized him from that's my boy and his cameo in grown ups 2. I also watched the whole series of Brooklyn nine nine last week

I always recognized him from The Lonely Island 😂

@@ava8109 "you look pretty" "What did you say?" "Uhhh I said you look shitty"

yes it does, best line I thought though was "clean-up in aisle 3" and the look on the guys face. lol

@@whttrails that guy is Justin Timberlake

i mean it is

My 7 year-old self says hi. XD

That’s why I play the song my neck, my back..(..) to my father all the time

Like the yarichin bitch club song

I know English and i still find it catchy