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The Machinist experience - FFXIV 

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When I arrived to Ishgard for the first time as a FFXIV sprout i decided to check out machinist...
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@anti-macro
@anti-macro Год назад
Now go, do a crime.
@bellingtoned
@bellingtoned Год назад
From English crime to American crime
@henriedavid
@henriedavid Год назад
​@@bellingtoned Nah not English Crime. No wonder ARR has Relic in its title for that museum 💀
@OsuNightSky
@OsuNightSky Год назад
and you really just "shot" NPC in job quest line dfl;gkjdsfjgh
@Bourotte25
@Bourotte25 Год назад
Ultros reprezent
@HazardSJ
@HazardSJ Год назад
Reminder: the soul crystal you also get is empty and new, so all that jumping and back flips you do, they're your own spin on how all future machinists should be shooting. Machinists are basically recreating that one lobby scene from the Matrix.
@BirdCyclops
@BirdCyclops Год назад
fun fact, machinist, at level 90, gains a passive ability that teaches you how to turn the safety in your gun on!
@HazardSJ
@HazardSJ Год назад
@Adan It's only there so that Stephanivien can claim his guns are legal under the Ishgardian Rifles Association.
@bolladragon
@bolladragon Год назад
I … I completely forgot that. Oh my god that changes everything.
@redregalia8029
@redregalia8029 Год назад
"Are you certain that these techniques are what the machinists of eld were taught?" "Positive. Now do a gainer while reloading."
@millis6054
@millis6054 Год назад
If we are gonna define a fighting profession, we are gonna do it with style!
@thewayfarer8849
@thewayfarer8849 Год назад
"God made men, Machinists made men equal"
@garbagebandit5934
@garbagebandit5934 Год назад
Solidarity among Hounds.
@NekkoBlue
@NekkoBlue Год назад
Heading to Ishgard as a wanted fugitive was only just practice for the _actual_ crimes you’ll be committing
@jacobdagun3670
@jacobdagun3670 Год назад
My WoL: "Okay, getting framed for...that...was awful, and I never want to do anything even remotely illegal again." My WoL, 10 minutes after he enters Ishgard: "Greatsword? Kill the knights in town? Yes please!"
@invaderzam
@invaderzam Год назад
Upon arriving to Ishgard as a political refugee, the Warrior of Light immediately learned three disciplines 1. Vigilante with big sword 2. Heretic with a divining tool 3. Revolutionary with a gun
@Wintd1
@Wintd1 Год назад
I'm sensing a pattern here
@Trelior
@Trelior Год назад
The sad thing about AST is that it's not even the Ishagardians that want you dead for heresy. It's a psycho from Sharlayan.
@cyrus1380
@cyrus1380 Год назад
I love that himbo so much. "Why don't the nobles want me to arm the poors with guns???" It's cause they're haters Stephanivien don't listen to them.
@FemboyJoe
@FemboyJoe Год назад
Im CRYING. READING THIS.
@erikberger783
@erikberger783 11 месяцев назад
Lol without having played machinist it sounds like the AST quest line lv 30-60. “Why are we constantly being targeted by assassins from nobles?!” “Because I’m handing out means of power (knowledge) to the inferiors”
@notquitedovahkiin6243
@notquitedovahkiin6243 10 месяцев назад
Every time he had an issue he just armed 10 more commoners and that seemed to fix it. Good for him honestly
@123hattan
@123hattan 10 месяцев назад
​@@erikberger783Ah, basically all 3 Ishgardian Jobs mention that issue.
@KanaevM
@KanaevM Год назад
And then he wonders why higher ups see danger in his enterprise.
@chabon31
@chabon31 Год назад
As a matter of fact , i did unlock machinist by accident because i got lost in ishgard
@BirdCyclops
@BirdCyclops Год назад
just remember to keep your finger on the trigger at all times!
@entropy11
@entropy11 Год назад
@@BirdCyclops The first rule of gun safety is to Always Have Fun.
@BirdCyclops
@BirdCyclops Год назад
@@entropy11 that's why i like to call it FUN safety!
@disnagburnazog9552
@disnagburnazog9552 Год назад
I went there during msq and talked to this man instead of Biggs-Wedge
@tona4x7
@tona4x7 Год назад
Same. Best accident I ever made after being a Monk up to that point. First I learned Kung Fu, then I got guns. Lots of guns.
@stormychu5677
@stormychu5677 Год назад
I love how at the start of HW they ask you to not cause trouble then if you become a MCH you immediately attempt to create a shift in the social class system.
@wilcowhiteheart807
@wilcowhiteheart807 Год назад
Same with DRK Correction: DRK doesnt try to change anything, DRK just causes trouble XD
@femthingevelyn
@femthingevelyn Год назад
​@@wilcowhiteheart807Astrologian too! literally all 3 heavensward classes have questlines that involve pissing off the holy see
@donovan9324
@donovan9324 Год назад
"I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found. And all my friends just died in the bloody banquet, so..."
@Zedrinbot
@Zedrinbot Год назад
Who knew that Ishgard was actually based on the US rather than Medieval Europe?
@tona4x7
@tona4x7 Год назад
Top 10 anime plot twists lol
@Pepper_Pip
@Pepper_Pip Год назад
Crazy right??
@Nu_Rhythm
@Nu_Rhythm Год назад
"You do realize that was the Warrior of Light you just gave a gun to, right?" "The who?" "The known champion of Eorzea? The feller of primals and savior of many across the world?" "Oh... so how's that flamethrower attachment coming along?"
@shadowlight6084
@shadowlight6084 Год назад
"......your going to give them napalm aren't you."
@Wintd1
@Wintd1 Год назад
Not to mention that at this point in the MSQ, they're a wanted fugitive in Eorzea
@boneheaded8919
@boneheaded8919 Год назад
When I first played FF14 and got to Ishgard for the first time, my only goal at that time was "I WANT A GUN!"
@disnagburnazog9552
@disnagburnazog9552 Год назад
Mine was I WANT A GIANT SWORD and lolorito's head
@FoehnAlkaiser
@FoehnAlkaiser Год назад
What I got was feelings
@EmiTerasu_
@EmiTerasu_ Год назад
LITERALLY! 😂😂😂
@miguelregil4517
@miguelregil4517 Год назад
Same
@moonfurthetemmie8068
@moonfurthetemmie8068 Год назад
i wanted astro despite having 0 healing experience whatsoever bc i tried on one of the weapons I could craft as a goldsmith, and my au ra girl holding one of those while wearing a suit made me feel very gay
@InfinitusMG
@InfinitusMG Год назад
Remember, it's not a gun that makes you a Machinist. Pirates, Garleans, and even the the ancient Allagans have all been using guns for a long time. What makes a Machinist a Machinist is the tools they use alongside the gun. So don't forget your lunchbox.
@MaelraJade
@MaelraJade Год назад
the lunchbox is very important! It comes with warcrimes!
@cobalt968
@cobalt968 Год назад
The aether condenser they wear at the hip is essentially a continuously renewable supply of ammo too. It’s essentially an infinite ammo cheat for aetheric giants like the WoL.
@wilcowhiteheart807
@wilcowhiteheart807 Год назад
​@@cobalt968 I learnt recently as well (few months ago), that Thancred has to reload his gunblade normally, but we can just make the guns rounds appear Aetherically
@wotwott2319
@wotwott2319 Год назад
​@@wilcowhiteheart807 Your 1, 2, 3 combo as Gunbreaker is essentially used to steal your enemy's aether. The first hit wounds them, second pulls the aether out of them, and the third channels the aether you pulled into your cartridges.
@NomoregoodnamesD8
@NomoregoodnamesD8 Год назад
The Machinist job quests had you go around Ishgard lighting random townsfolk up.
@zeenasty
@zeenasty 11 месяцев назад
Just firing some Gauss Rounds to keep the Ishgard property values low, ofc
@RealStitchie
@RealStitchie Год назад
Listen, if you don't get strapped, you're gonna get clapped. That's rule number 1 in Ishgard
@KHMDarkness
@KHMDarkness Год назад
Oh no, everybody RUN! The Lala's got a GLOCK! 😨
@Nyx685
@Nyx685 Год назад
"I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found."
@DarkDranzer88
@DarkDranzer88 Год назад
Meanwhile in the Brume Fray: HEY KIDS!!! WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY???
@thornangel16
@thornangel16 Год назад
“Welcome to Ishgard! Here’s your complementary broomstick!”
@ProtoHelio1
@ProtoHelio1 Год назад
Boomstick** ;)
@assassinshock
@assassinshock Год назад
@@ProtoHelio1 the broomstick is a nickname for the mauser c96 from WWII (which also shares the same model with the cryptlurker pistol), they're basically handing you the equivalent of that when you get there
@ProtoHelio1
@ProtoHelio1 Год назад
@@assassinshock Oh, I wasn't actually trying to correct anyone, I was just trying to make a funny, my apologies ^^', although knowing that there's a pistol given to you that resembles the C96 (a personal favorite design of mine, along with the Luger) does help me appreciate the comment more and makes me want to get Machinist even sooner! Grinding it to StB levels for quests will be a pain but hey that's what roulettes are for, eh?
@assassinshock
@assassinshock Год назад
no worries not everyone knows everything. Personally I'd be looking forward to SE adding in a single barrel shotgun model like a trenchgun for the mainhand, that way I can shotgun while I use my upgraded aoe shotgun skill to shotgun with my shotgun even harder
@thornangel16
@thornangel16 Год назад
You know it took me this long to realize that autocorrect snuck one on me. Fortunately Adan and a bunch of other people understood what I actually meant, and I got fun facts about a type of gun I’ve never heard about as an additional bonus. All of you guys are really cool people. ☺️
@kittyshippercavegirl
@kittyshippercavegirl Год назад
I love the machinist it's so funny just having a gun and a robot friend and doing stupid backflips and wearing the stupid glams that are meant for bards
@lPsychoMax
@lPsychoMax Год назад
Last time I tried Machinist as a lala, I used a shotgun once and it carried me across the sea. That knockback sure is impressive!
@BirdCyclops
@BirdCyclops Год назад
you call it shooting, i call it loud flying
@Erhannis
@Erhannis Год назад
@@BirdCyclops Scale it up and it's called "Project Orion"
@wilcowhiteheart807
@wilcowhiteheart807 Год назад
Did you steal one of us Tall peoples shotgun or something?
@femthingevelyn
@femthingevelyn Год назад
​@@wilcowhiteheart807As a roegadyn you gotta be extremely careful in uldah, even most small arms can be classified as cannons bu the locals
@JayHog1992
@JayHog1992 Год назад
Also don't forget how the story line can be summed up to "You solved all our problems because you shot me in the face! Thank you, WoL!"
@wedran9225
@wedran9225 Год назад
Yup. I definitely didn't accidentally read the title as "Masochist" and get incredibly confused or anything.
@gratuitouslurking8610
@gratuitouslurking8610 Год назад
This course of action is sponsored in part by Dark Knight. It's not gonna clean itself.
@Stephline13
@Stephline13 Год назад
this guy remembers we helped bail his little brother out of trouble and just went "i hear you're on the run from the law! would you like some overwhelming violence about it? :)"
@bunnywaffles1190
@bunnywaffles1190 Год назад
"You look like a fine upstanding pirate, here have this gun and blueprints to make a flamethrower!" -Some dude meeting my lost Roe when she first arrives in Ishgard.
@PC-Doodle
@PC-Doodle Год назад
Literally handed us a gun and solved every problem on the spot
@damocles7406
@damocles7406 Год назад
The Scions: We're going to defeat you with the power of light and friendshi- WoL: AND THIS GUN I FOUND!
@doinyourdad_6969
@doinyourdad_6969 Год назад
Literally that elf dude solved everyone’s problems
@wotwott2319
@wotwott2319 Год назад
the answer? use a gun. and if that dont do it, use more gun.
@ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind
Ishgard is so much more gangster than it gets credit for.
@scoobydew2216
@scoobydew2216 Год назад
"Go. Do a revolution!"
@kylethomas9130
@kylethomas9130 Год назад
"Welcome to Fantasy America, here's your ID."
@zacharyprole9749
@zacharyprole9749 Год назад
*Fortunate Son* starts playing
@Sidequestkyle
@Sidequestkyle Год назад
Time to slay some dragons, murica style
@FreedomFighterEx
@FreedomFighterEx Год назад
We can't just let the Fury do all the work.
@dukehazzerd2600
@dukehazzerd2600 Год назад
As soon as i reached ishgard i made a beeline to machinist, my thinking was "I WANT GUN"
@Alpha00Fox
@Alpha00Fox Год назад
In every fantasy setting the power of *G U N* will always be my go to choice.
@RVBMichaelJCaboose
@RVBMichaelJCaboose Год назад
Me to Nidhogg: and THIS is my boomstick
@Nyx685
@Nyx685 Год назад
Me to a certain post Endwalker boss: "Yo, She-bitch. Let's go."
@Mocita
@Mocita Год назад
First time visitors of our great nation receive a gun as a gesture of good will.
@concentratedregret6394
@concentratedregret6394 Год назад
I literally only stumbled across this place because you have to talk to Cid to get the manacutter, then saw a blue quest and picked it up. Now I'm considering getting a fantasia, swapping to a lala, putting on goblin glam and renaming myself to Bigsmacks Longshoot
@GlitchGhost1285
@GlitchGhost1285 Год назад
Yay free gun!!
@darkedge221
@darkedge221 Год назад
Why is no one mentioning Steph's noodle neck?!!
@InfinitusMG
@InfinitusMG Год назад
That's just how Elezen are.
@JamesW609
@JamesW609 Год назад
Wait, he's different? He just looked liked every other elezen to me.
@absollum
@absollum Год назад
I picked up machinist so I can go through Stormblood attacking the Empire with a weapon they're familiar with. Bang bang
@tamasmarkus7231
@tamasmarkus7231 Год назад
I think he just arrived in Texas.
@BirdCyclops
@BirdCyclops Год назад
me when i take a wrong turn in cohertas and end in an open-carry state
@zbubbles4126
@zbubbles4126 Год назад
Don’t think so, the gun has a silencer.
@BirdCyclops
@BirdCyclops Год назад
@@zbubbles4126 its a fantasy loudener, its like a silencer but it makes your eardrums burst easier
@jamesbiggs8397
@jamesbiggs8397 Год назад
Good thing the Lala is already practicing trigger discipline.
@Wastingsometimehere
@Wastingsometimehere Год назад
Dragoons confused. Wait you don't have to fly up there? There's a weapon that does that for you?
@lightdragoon88
@lightdragoon88 Год назад
Machinist: Yup it's is called *Shotgun*
@zoruasnivy
@zoruasnivy Год назад
And for his neutral special...
@augustus1138
@augustus1138 Год назад
Without fail, you make me laugh out loud!
@BirdCyclops
@BirdCyclops Год назад
@augustus1138
@augustus1138 Год назад
@@BirdCyclops 😍🥰😁🤣
@Merilirem
@Merilirem Год назад
I mean, one way or the other, you won't be lost anymore.
@okllo
@okllo Год назад
Markman's Spite reigns supreme
@JamesW609
@JamesW609 Год назад
Always stay strapped brother
@Majima_Nowhere
@Majima_Nowhere Год назад
"Welcome to Ishgard, Primal Slayer! Here's a gun, go taze some people."
@CrossChan451
@CrossChan451 Месяц назад
"Dont worry this is how we greet each other in ishgardian. Never leave home without the good ol peacemaker.☺️"
@rangedpicasso9894
@rangedpicasso9894 Год назад
So FF takes place in fantasy America, got it.
@Bedbuggies
@Bedbuggies Год назад
Welcome to A̶m̶e̶r̶i̶c̶a̶ Ishgard, here have a gun.
@rickydargence5948
@rickydargence5948 Год назад
Also : Enter Ishgard as some sort of escapee refugee Proceed to kill some offciers after becoming a DRK 5 minutes later
@KuruSeed
@KuruSeed 8 месяцев назад
welcome to ishgard. here's a gun
@DevilSeiji
@DevilSeiji Год назад
And then at lvl 82: "BIGGER GUN HELL YEAH!"
@Loki_Donkey
@Loki_Donkey Год назад
You forgot the extremely loud hydraulic press XD
@BFTAC0
@BFTAC0 Год назад
I started the game needing a gun. I kicked that door in while open handed after FINALLY getting in through that DUMB gate. "Where's my free gun?". Worst wait period a lala ever had to experience.
@johnreese5739
@johnreese5739 Год назад
As a Texan I can confirm that this is what happens when you get here
@ZurichiVonVorst
@ZurichiVonVorst Год назад
Funny enough, That the quest in a nutshell. Show everyone guns are "Good enough" than spears, swords, and magic. NOW if we are talking about when MCH came out gameplay wise and not Lore wise, It was trash'ist mostly because if you had crappy internet you do less DPS and the whole thing with making your gun have a GAUSS BARREL on it to do other skill and making your gun look really ugly and stop your auto attacks, The Reload mechanic it wasn't bad just the skill was kind of meh. The only thing I missed from old MCH was the turrets. But MCH played like a 50% Bard just without music.
@InfinitusMG
@InfinitusMG Год назад
What I miss was queueing into an instance and immediately loading the gun and snapping the Gauss Barrel on. Really made it feel like I was prepping for battle.
@SuperAwesomeReasons
@SuperAwesomeReasons Год назад
Odin says, in the Hávámal, Friends should provide their friends with weapons and clothing; this kind of generosity shows. Generous mutual giving is the key to lifelong friendship. Given that, Cid and company are great buds. Not to mention all the other people who give out armor and job weapons.
@thesithlord45
@thesithlord45 Год назад
Having a gun as a lalafell feels strangely empowering.
@JS-kr8fs
@JS-kr8fs Год назад
"I've known you for all of two minutes. Here's a gun."
@rwagingsloth9528
@rwagingsloth9528 Год назад
First we arm the peasantry.....
@TheGodlikeDragon
@TheGodlikeDragon Год назад
Next, the flamethrower. BURN BABY BURN!
@goldexp1882
@goldexp1882 Год назад
"Here's a gun, kill a frog."
@christopherclayton5500
@christopherclayton5500 Год назад
Honestly this is very funny.
@Selvokaz
@Selvokaz Год назад
Welcome to America
@darkjackl999
@darkjackl999 Год назад
My friends told me that there was a job in heavensward that gives you a gun so i kinda hauled ass to them, picked it up, fell in love and played the job to 90
@crittomato7043
@crittomato7043 8 месяцев назад
I recdntly got in HW and got my gun, and this is how i felt, so yes this is 100% accurate :D
@suicidesylph
@suicidesylph Год назад
"wdym you have an issue with giving everyone a gun, and having them taught by a teenager with an alter ego and a drunken pirate"
@user-yg7sh9fh2y
@user-yg7sh9fh2y Год назад
It's dangerous to go alone, take this! *hands over gun*
@Rangtuk
@Rangtuk 11 месяцев назад
This isn't even far off from the first cutscene after you find the Marksmanship instructor. Steph hands you a gun and you're just standing there holding it like you have no clue what this alien device could be
@HolyNickTheHobbit
@HolyNickTheHobbit Год назад
Incredible accurate
@soldier660
@soldier660 Год назад
If a guy i just met just say to me " Hey how can i help you man my man " i will immediatly hug him.
@KenanVonKaiser
@KenanVonKaiser Год назад
Pew!
@ashinox
@ashinox Год назад
When the sword fails, you can always rely on your trusty *_9mm_* to get the job done!
@cvf4ever
@cvf4ever Год назад
In this country we have the Purists aka Dragoons and their sympathizers, Spearmasters that do lots of cool jump tricks; and the Rebels, the ones this country's society overlooks and tries to ignore: the gun freaks
@vincentbeton
@vincentbeton Год назад
A Gun that shoots Drills and Chainsaws no less. What could possibly go wrong handing those things out?
@kiwiofnazarick6455
@kiwiofnazarick6455 Год назад
"go, do a crime."
@GrassesOn97
@GrassesOn97 Год назад
You have entered Texas:
@emanuelcamuglia5984
@emanuelcamuglia5984 Год назад
CEERRCAA! ROSARIO SIEMPRE ESTUVO CERCAA!
@BirdCyclops
@BirdCyclops Год назад
FITO PAEZ VAMOS TODAVIAAAA ORGULLO NACIONALLLL PAAPAAAA
@emanuelcamuglia5984
@emanuelcamuglia5984 Год назад
@@BirdCyclops "this is how i play bard" *se aspira una linea de 60cm* UHHHH TODAAS LAS MAÑANAS QUE VIVÌ!!!
@SaraAliciaCaster
@SaraAliciaCaster Год назад
Believe in the stars and you can heal anyone Welcome to the dark side GUN
@IAmValefree
@IAmValefree Год назад
O shit I just finished my MCH quests this morning, then u upload this lol *HERE'S A GUN KID GO NUTS*
@jonathanwalker8243
@jonathanwalker8243 Год назад
Welcome to -America- Ishgard
@wahoobidy4912
@wahoobidy4912 Год назад
I thought this said masochist and immediately thought, "yea, healer."
@trystanreadman1764
@trystanreadman1764 Год назад
YOU, the legendary warrior of light, slay primals with sword and shield, or a lance, or your bare hands, and then this guy is like "this thing shoots small pieces of metal really fast, for you. wanna try?" and you decide that the only way to distinguish yourself on the battlefield anymore, is 'dem flips.
@ahorseofcourse7283
@ahorseofcourse7283 5 месяцев назад
Yup, Steve just hands out guns to everyone who walks into Ishgard. He was inspired by the US educational system.
@alexisrios4991
@alexisrios4991 Год назад
BIG. FAT. RANGE. DPS.
@ManFace1337
@ManFace1337 Год назад
This is why I want to get Machinist
@chelsthegameruiner8669
@chelsthegameruiner8669 Год назад
I'd have that reaction to if someone randomly put a gun in my hand. It's like that meme where someone hands Neco-Arc a gun and says "Go, do a crime."
@willq7323
@willq7323 Год назад
The Freedom Stick KKona
@JustBKiller
@JustBKiller Год назад
*hands me gun* Oh, oh my god, I didn't know we were in the USA
@mysnipe4227
@mysnipe4227 Год назад
This is America
@That1Smug
@That1Smug Год назад
You dont need any gun experience to be good at it, if you hold a gun your gonna protect goddamn Limsa if you like it or not.
@KenanVonKaiser
@KenanVonKaiser Год назад
Now Go Do Crime!
@XUIW
@XUIW Год назад
Must be Texas
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