the Moon is made of Cheese (but i can't taste it) 

xDDDDDDDDDDDD

canada

Maple

Syrup

@@_Arcimx MOOSE

Yeah.. kind of deep too

@revref It doesn’t have a deep meaning or anything, I just think it’s generally cool

Breaking stereotypes

power move

Pfft B)) i suck.

Why are there no replies

fun fact he is really mastering new editing program

I agree

Cheese.

The moon is pretty cheap

And the ants crawling on the Earth's surface, apparently.

wack

I like it. XD

Shit, you right

Now I’m pregnant with moon lickers

Andy N oof

Yep

Same though

I just had a dream were I am watching this

Exactly

That's an even better dream than even the greatest dreams. Cuz it's just a better dream that you dream. And you dream a little dream like that. Man that's the best kinda dream.

well it kind of does have horrible stuff

@@johnbitar5566 *r34*

@Rey Skywalker how did your mother tell you? You don’t know your parents? Also how are you accessing earths internet? And why was your last film so bad?

@@thecountercounter9127 oh boy if you think r34 is horrible you should visit 4chan and r/meatpancake

@@nehankaranch2149 its an example not a statement of what is the worst. i do not know the worst nor do i want to, thanks.

Underrated comment

Bill should sing this

yes

Good, but still too much cohesion... Never though this could be said (written) Mango

This says a lot about society

Ah yes. That is a brilliant idea. How many wurtz's do you think this video was? My measurements approximate it at 5,000Wz.

@@starcubey that'd be about right

5kWz

It's like a scale. Of 1-100 wurtz's. Meaning 1 being absolutely no pleasure and 100 as complete bliss I'm doing it. Solid 80 wurtz's

Yeah my Wurtzometer got me a nice 5.007kWz which we can round at 5kWz

Holy shit this is accurate 😂😂

Pena Da Pineapple facts lol

Please do

Read that wrong thought it said you were going to I uhhhhh

Mr.Quakers the II what the fuck was the point in that?

He's been real quiet since this dropped

@@silverfox5002 He was actually pretty quiet exactly after death, I mean like "dude speak something" Albert replies (after his death Ofcours): ........

Don't get to high for you might get your PC pregnant

Lol

Instructions unclear, now about to set off a nuclear bomb.

Cheese Eater 3000 remember drugs dont do kids

Bill is naturally high

Sounds accurate

Either that, or his dreams. Or that weird state where, like, you're sorta kinda dreaming, I guess, but it's a light sleep that's easy to wake up from, so maybe it's just daydreaming that's weird enough to pass as a dream? Am I the only one who experiences this?

@@catbatrat1760 No i experiance that all the time

Momento Mori

@@catbatrat1760 that's the most I dream it's really fun because I can come up with stories and I don't have to write them I just store them in my brain hole

But he doesn't even need the acid. It's just Bill and Wurtz

wurtz in afghanistanian means acid (real)

Who's gonna tell him?

Some ants can fly🤷‍♂️

@@clashroyalemaster1028 ssst

Well yes, but actually no

Yea

Teacher: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the- Your Computer: And the TV is on the radio, and the telephone is on the stereo.

can we get an f in the chat gamers

F

F

F

BUT I CaNT TASTE IT

To be fair, humanity is saying the moon is made of cheese, singe cheese was made the first time. Every child knows that

You're right, this is WAY better than a dumb ol' flying car.

Ever heard of helicopters lol

Buttery Sky (but I can’t taste it)

The mix is soo good, he does so much panning, the vocals are crisp too

I really want to see Bill Wurtz done by AI. Like how much weirder can it get than that?

Maybe he is an ai

sounds like something an ai would comment

@@guyiu809iuighyuihjgfvrtyu4 sounds like something an AI would reply

@@strawberrycrepe3865 sounds like something an ai would reply to a human replying to an ai

haha why not both? What up bud, I try not to do this often as I hate asking but people should give others a chance ^^ I make music. I am Making a new genre of synth / electronic music! I work really really hard at it.. some might say obsessively, like day and night. I am just passionate about trying something new .. why make music that everyone already knows? I want to be original haha but youtube does not really like being original these days. People say I have talent .. I just want my music to go somewhere and build my craft and some day have my music as a career because sadly right now it is not. I am just a poor nerd at 21 haha ^^ anyway please sub / check me out and keep doing what makes you happy :D seriously this comes from the heart - if you are not interested I understand just ignore this - I come in peace XD - I also just started a let's play of lotr this old tacky game - so ripe full of memes - P.S please check out the cyberpunk track I made myself which the developers even thumbed up :) get me working for them guys XD

You could make a religion out of that.

Saviour 3.0 your music is trash u gotta be high on black tar heroin to even think that shit sounds remotely non autisric

Legally*** ftfy

o 44 jeez chill its not that bad

Its like the dali method but you stay half asleep.

Yeah it's called Surrealism

Mr. Cheemps it really do be that way

Maybe he goes to sleep and then every time he has a dreams, he quickly wakes up and writes down as much as he can remember! 😱

True Bill's songs are like my dreams

so much like

It was actually singing those lyrics when I was reading it

Ezaiah Cisneros me too dude, me too

I read this as the line was playing

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We know

They are trying to spread the word of the Cheesy Pasta

Ayy love ur vids man.

Tf you doing here crazy voto?

0:40 Canadian propaganda

That sounds like a fun English class.

Yonko woah there friend, you may need to slow down

Yonko Now I need to stop you right there.

Yonko Having a bad day?

@YonkoAn Angry Weeabo is an Ugly Weeabo

🧀

"Mmmhh, tastes like dust. Also all liquids in my body are boiling and freezing and I'm dead."

L

I enjoy cheese

Yum

Cool

Gru from despicable me buys it for free

As well as niel Armstrong

But i like the way the surface feels when i touch it in the store And the rumor starts to go round that im gonna steal it, cause i cant even afford it But i guess they dont know me! The street the store is on is now bendy to remind people that it would be hard to steal the moon! And the news is on the table, and the phone is on the flashlight And the signs change to a colorful shade of *PERRYWINKLE!!!!!* And the trees are made of birds, think i've explained this and the fly around in an airplane in the economy section and the bees march and play jazz, and the hamsters fly through the air! And the orchestra is playing symphonies for $29.99!!!!!!! and the bridge has the money The moon is pretty nice

you might be able to if you hire a samurai

The moon is reflecting the light from THE DEADLY LASER

But the Sun is not a deadly laser, there is blanket now

Sneha Biswas and they died in a tornado

@@valterestevao1182 still no, there is no food

There is no blanket on the moon, though. THE MOON IS MELTING!

lazer* *triggered*

I know a ton of other RU-vidrs I can't explain to my friends

@@georgekhoory1521 unus annus my god

Berd gets several drawings then posts videos of them dying/dancing/screaming/swearing

@@jb35056 Graystillplays plays games where he tries to be as gruesome as possible. In happy wheels, he laughs whenever the his character is killed in ways beyond human perception

@@jb35056 you mean [REDACTED]?

Tell me to delete this comment if this is wat you wanted because you have like no replys and i dont wanna ruin it

@@dianethvzqz1635 I'm utterly confused but you're cool bro

Haha thats so funny it made me laugh so hard i bet NASA would be like "uh did i see this video huh" Lol

1000th luke

@sad bear did you go to *_URANUS_* by any chance?

Daniel Thrasher ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh facts

sick marxist analysis bro

To be fair don't you know anyone down on the ground who deserves a good pooping.

A great musician commenting on a great musician's video.

Oof, biting.

GENIUS .. HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE A NOVEL PEACE PRIZE????!!

but he just cant taste it. truly fascinating analysis

Spacehyper78 I don't even know

Jake Dillon thank you, I am in fact a genius of the sciences and arts

omfg i was so prepared for a 5 paragraph analysis to just pop out at me that caught me too off guard

Yee

I literally just hear the part you were talking about lol

ikr, it honestly slaps

Me: can I press read more? RU-vid: no

0:32 ur welcome

MONIKA I WANT NATSUKI, YURI AND SAYORI BACK!

@@iamanormaldude I just want yuri

Who’s bull wurtz

@@gmgunnhildr2711 ur mom

Scarily accurate

Yes, probably the only communication is good vids

That...is disturbingly plausible...somehow.

Maybe the history of the world was a sign of Knoledge of otherworldly entities(his perspective)

Bill Wurtz? More like BILL CIPHER. Rip Alex Hirsch

keep asking question

omg i think im starting to understand the pshchology in this tysmtysmtysm!!!111!!!!1

Michael Reilly okay ik this comment was stupid but u didn’t have to do me like that bro u didn’t have to do me like that

@@AEZAKM1 yea he straight up murdered you there

This was sad

wait no i was actually confused like i dont get whats going on seriously, its hard to tell tones on the internet but i promise i wasnt being sarcastic

It’s called being poor

Best part of the song!

Craw ❤️

Caveman orgasm

Elan what the heck did you do

😂😂😂

You can make a religion out of this

In what context would a teacher specifically ask you what your favorite song is?

I agree

That's pretty much what writing is though.

Wait thats not how you normally do it

Haha

I suppose that a good thing tho

Peter Griffin yeah

poppy the moth shut up meg

ouch I’m sorry I was agreeing

Copied from top comment

LSD

you're so right wtf

He's not doing a very good job I think

He's warning us of how the world ends.

Thats why he says the moon is pretty cheap-

@@greggmayles2733 mount st helens is about to blow up

Same

exactly

@@sillyT_T woah someone replied to my 4 month old comment

@@Potato2017 exactly

Yep

Yeah he already explained this

Let me add something more to your things so you forgot the The moon It's made of cheese but I can't taste it part of your comment

Dave Card woah

since he got back home he's been regressing into a curious child, so that would make sense.

That is a pretty good analysis, but it only explains one line of the song.

@Quinn Gray not likely

English teachers be like...

think he's explained this.

It's part of a two step program: Step 1: Think of objects. Step 3: Song is ready.

I could teach you. I understand it. All of it. You would not even have to pay me.

Tell me

He feels it in his bones. Do you?

It is fact tho

Hey, you could make a religion out of this.

Bill... Decipher... Another dimesion... You sure you aren't trying to imply anything?

Time to dig through the Bill Wurtz lore in .5 A presses

So in other words he's composing while high?

@@FunnyFany An A press is an A press. You can't say it's only half.

*forward

No it is back, it is like back to the future

Everyone in 2020 be like:

@@mikeshirona1319 ;-;

100th like booooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

True

Yesssssss

"My dad owns this dealership" "he also owns the moon"

David Wallerstein aaaaaaaaand.... end. Fml. Why is the moon cheap? *EXPLAIN YOURSELF VIDEO!*

Uh I was just about to comment that

@@thomasturner6980 Beat you to it :P

@@davidwallerstein3113, oh don't worry, my revenge will be sweet

I have ADHD (modern way of saying ADD) and this is a visual representation of my mind on a Normal day

i can relate

Joewhyman rt

ADHD person here. Can confirm Bill Wurtz is my spirit animal

Joewhyman ADD and ADHD aren’t the same thing

No.

Don't

yes, do

The church holds the key, after all

Freaking *C H E E S I S M* ?

Yozzle actually, lets not do that

the church holds the key

No dont

No, don't.

Please no

Yes .... please!!

I'm interested.

Billoonism that's the name

The church does hold the key after all

Yes and I did *it’s called peak comedy*

still the best bill wurtz song imo

So... The history of the entire world I guess will be very useful.

@@raymints9583 mhm

imagine that this is actually comprehendible to the aliens and they manage to get the message that humans communicate by singing and background music is natural.

His history video is pretty good

yikes

I like your profile picture

the new justin y?

CoolMinecraftGuy / Techno *old

why not just take a piece of it and eat it live

me? i want to go down *on* the history books

that's another good theory, but i think the other one fitted better into my wurtz headcanon

Abigail Benyam Yep

Dang that's deep

Yeah prbly option 2

You did think too hard

Or maybe... both?

Miky no he makes the future

He is trying to ascended

Yes

I think parallel universe and he’s also high

Use 2lb of cocoaine to understand

MrBeast be like: Take my entire wallet.

1 acre of the moon is about £25. This guys been selling it for like 10 years lol 😂

RandomHuman45 Ill take that one up I’ll be owning a bit of the mood soon

Well, no one has really paid for it, but we all have one.

kristin wallack that would actually be pretty. i think. idk i love turquoise and hate orange and yellow

kristin wallack its common knowledge

Lord Wafflecat I agreeee

Then the rumour start to go around the world that Super7steve’s Cat is crazy ‘cuz it can’t even taste sugar But I guess they don’t know Super7steve’s Cat

I feel the same way, I was enjoying it until he said he explained it and then I thought “what if this is serious” and then he said “the Church holds the key” and now I’m pretty sure he’s leading is on a treasure hunt or into a religious cult we all are brainwashed to join

You guys must be fun at parties.

Atakan Özel damn, I wish I had deep conspiracies at parties

@@jasonstafford5842 like sun will melt our moon because it is a cheese?

Atakan Özel more like we need to keep the moon away from the sun because 1. The sun will melt our moon which sounds delicious, but we can’t even taste it so it’s a waste 2. The sun is just combusting gases so we should probably keep that away from the moon if we don’t want stinky cheese