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Over an hour of the top posts from r/Funny Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Robin ► / xycronva
Jack ► / @jaymick
Robin | sorry wHAT: 00:00:00
Jack | two bros: 00:08:30
Robin | What did you just call me: 00:18:34
Jack | i'm tyred: 00:27:22
Robin | Cursed Zoom call: 00:40:09
Jack | lean moment: 00:54:00
Jack | movie advertising be wild!: 01:06:43
Robin | Leaving as reward: 01:21:56
Jack | run run rUN RUN RUN!!!!: 1:31:20
Robin | under the missile toad: 01:45:14
Jack | This is comedy moment: 01:55:04
Robin | you seeing this: 02:08:37
Jack | gotem!: 02:18:57

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@AdiG1 7 месяцев назад

For anyone not in the know, the image at 0:27 was an enforceable law in the UK, particularly around Halloween, where kids would buy up eggs and flour to do what you think young teens not given sweets would do. Make a cake. Can't have competition if you make it illegal to make their own sweet goods

@malthe236 7 месяцев назад

@draalttom844 6 месяцев назад

That the deal na? Here qe say candies or a curse, thats the curse, here they prefer explosives

@Jivvi 6 месяцев назад

So there's no trick or treat anymore, just treat or nothing.

@draalttom844 6 месяцев назад

@@Jivvi eggs as a trick? Youre that bad at it?

@plasticwrapcharlie 6 месяцев назад

@@draalttom844what would you suggest?

@cheech7900 7 месяцев назад

The 3 sea shells is a reference to a scene in Demolition Man, staring Sly Stallone, Wesley Snipes and Sandra Bullock from 1993.

@TheCelestialLegend 7 месяцев назад

Thank you~ was looking for an explanation

@taicollins2303 7 месяцев назад

THANK YOU KIND STRANGER

@ahegaototthot7712 7 месяцев назад

Thank you for explaining! I figured it was just a joke because of Shell gas stations

@ragedrake2403 4 месяца назад

I was getting ready to say something I'm glad somebody else knows this. Awesome movie

@groknet 4 месяца назад

It’s actually a tribute to Asimov’s foundation series. Not sure which book though, might be robots of dawn. Interesting that so few people think it’s from the film. It’s already an easter egg in the film.

@RlyehRamon 7 месяцев назад

7:27 The sea shells are a reference to Demolition Man.

@raspberry9250 3 месяца назад

thx

@sharonyoung4277 2 месяца назад

demoman tf2?$???!%y21458h6uqh6ju7w2hu8u4j6ynjwju4smurhmjytsdjmfdjmkfytytuktrxhfgxifgjbfbugfjnudjgfibjgn

@AhNee 7 месяцев назад

The funniest thing about the bird who stole a tank? Know someone whose dad's name was Hank...and he stole a tank when he was in the Marines, after repairing it, ran it out of gas in the middle of the desert, and just left it there. To his dying day, he hated peeling potatoes---he got a LOT of PK duty.

@Hershewed 2 месяца назад

I’m sorry but this has me cackling, Hank sounded like a kickass dude 😂

@AhNee 2 месяца назад

@@Hershewed He could be...or scary as hell!

@Leethepiggypro Месяц назад

Thought this was some kind of poem at first

@reikosuzuka8608 3 месяца назад

Im autistic, so maybe i just dont get it, but i think why a flea would tell aliens that most earthlings are smaller, is because most earthlings are bacteria and other micro organisms.

@M.C.C_Mellypope Месяц назад

I don’t get it much either (except I ain’t got any disorder if I’m correct), but I honestly thought that it was that the flea wanted to watch them suffer and said that they’re smaller as a lie-

@s0upy_w0py_me0w Месяц назад

I thought that the flea forgor how to flea and zoned out and then was like "holy shart, scary I must answer quickly"

@hiddendesire3076 7 месяцев назад

0:29 They do. Neighbor’s kids stockpiled eggs since mid-October. They egged a teacher’s house.

@josequins9099 7 месяцев назад

Who the hell can afford to stockpile eggs just to waste them?

@sillysillythingy 7 месяцев назад

@@josequins9099 idiots

@trypotherapy7478 2 месяца назад

@@josequins9099 Kids with access to their parents' credit cards.

@JadeTheProtogen1 7 месяцев назад

29:46 if you think about it from a different perspective... it's wholesome... because he's calling them all his favourite son. Meaning when they see he called them all his favourite they'll know that he loves them all equally... with his entire being. Times 5.

@FreshestCool 4 месяца назад

5 love = 5 dad. This is how cloning works.

@heypikachu276 7 месяцев назад

Seashells joke really did go right over his head. It was a great reference too!

@fishnugget3672 7 месяцев назад

then hwats the joke?!

@DSoSJohnH 7 месяцев назад

@@fishnugget3672 Yeah, I'm not getting it either, and I feel like I should :| .... nvm, found another comment below that explained it... Still don't get it, since I haven't watched the movie Demolition Man

@Hokuhikene 7 месяцев назад

@@DSoSJohnHIn themovie Demolition man, they also joke about those who don't understand what the shells are for... 💩🤔🐚

@zemorph42 7 месяцев назад

I have watched the movie. I liked it.

@ViridianFlow 7 месяцев назад

@@fishnugget3672Old movie reference. Big dumb shooty shoot guy is woken up in the future to catch a criminal they're not equipped for because they've forgotten how violence works or something ridiculous. He doesn't know how to use the bathroom because the toilet just has 3 seashells instead of paper and everyone in the movie is confused why he doesn't know how to use the seashells. 18:50 references the same thing

@GAZ-TRX 7 месяцев назад

Robin doesn't know how to use the three sea shells lol 🤣

@GopnikSupreme21 6 месяцев назад

26:41 That Uno Reverse and the gun was personal

@shady8479 7 месяцев назад

Dean tells Sam, "Driver picks the music..." etc, that in Supernatural, didnt know it got onto a sticker. That pond decoration is bloody scary😮😂

@thegoldencrystal9677 7 месяцев назад

Every time I see a couch from the 70s, I can't help but remember my great uncle's ex wife, who my mom said always dressed like a 70s couch. Apparently she would blend in with them.

@davidlaymanpiano 7 месяцев назад

“Slutty brownies“ is a risky Google search…

@VitaTheMerm 2 месяца назад

Why? I look that up all time

@Dafurrydisolver 2 месяца назад

True

@sammyhull3737 7 месяцев назад

im never letting robin cook me a steak after hearing what he said @21:07 Boy needs lessons in marbleing

@tacticallemon7518 7 месяцев назад

Marbling is the fat “mixed” into the meat fat (like how it is in the comic) would just be a slab, the shit you trim off a brisket

@AzureTheEnbyCat 7 месяцев назад

00:02 such a distinguished gentleman

@Nexiusthecore 7 месяцев назад

Agreed

@AzureTheEnbyCat 7 месяцев назад

@@Nexiusthecore i say we hand him an award for his gentleman-ness

@ThinkingCrimson 3 месяца назад

@@AzureTheEnbyCat yes, hes quite the gentleman.

@scootergirl4817 7 месяцев назад

16:19 just imagine the squeaking when he moves…

@brockbracken318 7 месяцев назад

Ironic how r/funny is rarely ever actually funny.

@malikhanoo6915 7 месяцев назад

yes... thats the subreddit's purpose...

@AzureTheEnbyCat 7 месяцев назад

r/wooosh

@RG746OG 7 месяцев назад

Jack and Robin kind of make it funny

@coner47 7 месяцев назад

No way bro😮

@StoryTheSilly 7 месяцев назад

yea

@bananakittycat5477 4 месяца назад

the fact that i’ve watched this 28:40 multiple times and i would still think that it meant you were actually supposed to squeeze the garlic.

@Barakon 6 месяцев назад

8:48 his dad blond though so it fits the pea chart.

@thegamingjelly1719 7 месяцев назад

22:33 This is genius though, because by which toothbrush is hidden, she'll know which little shit spilled and didn't clean it up

@fivepainbbles 7 месяцев назад

02:08:40 I never thought I’d ever hear Robin doing a carl wheezer impression in my lifr

@ViridianFlow 5 месяцев назад

21:20, in a survival situation the fat guy has more life sustaining calories. The body builder has more protein (and if you're into that, I guess would be "tastier"), but you can survive longer on the fat guy. Cats don't care about the good meats, they just want enough energy to get up at 3am and run a quick 400m parkour loop around any open rooms in the house. If you're eating people in a not life or death survival situation, please report directly to your local police station.

@TEH_BEST_RAB 5 месяцев назад

NO, DONT JUDGE MY HOBBIES

@J14078 6 месяцев назад

2:12 THOSE 3 CATS LOOK *EXACTLY* LIKE MY THREE CATS WHAT IS GOING ON

@derp606 2 месяца назад

breeds

@TheSideWaysA Месяц назад

different kinds of Breeds

@Barakon 6 месяцев назад

5:20 meat coffee is a piece of meat marinated in black coffee. It’s black so it can still be kosher.

@davidwestlake6047 7 месяцев назад

Anyone who goes out with the eggsalad girl needs to put a ring on it. She's a keeper

@trystankitty5393 6 месяцев назад

17:12 they had to out the pink piece somewhere

@Bjornson77 7 месяцев назад

Fun fact: In Norse myth, Hela is Loki's daughter.

@thelunchlady8276 7 месяцев назад

Wow, that IS fun!

@davesaylor7829 5 месяцев назад

Yes. She's also half corpse. The Aesir were so disgusted by her that they banished her from all from all realms; making her the first inhabitant and ruler of Hel, the land of inglorious death. Basically, unless you die in battle, this is where you would go to wait for Ragnarok. At which point you become a member of her undead army and fight against the "champions" of Valhalla. Don't let that intimidate you though; they've all been killed in combat before, and they'll be vastly outnumbered.

@Bjornson77 5 месяцев назад

@@davesaylor7829 Yes, but you forgot to mention that life in Hel was actually not that bad. There'd be feasts, and revelry while you wait for your impending doom.

@davesaylor7829 5 месяцев назад

@@Bjornson77 That makes sense. It's not a place of punishment, like Christian Hell. It's just a place to go when you die if you're not welcome in Vallhalla. Which just means you didn't die in battle.

@AcAbook 2 месяца назад

Not to mention the fact that Loki is also not Thor’s brother

@Ramsey276one 7 месяцев назад

3:40 "I *LOVE* my job. He even volunteered!" XD

@BlueSkyGaming732 6 месяцев назад

8:37 why is Hell wearing fishnet stockings??

@MazochistaRozsas 7 месяцев назад

4:58 I'm Hungarian and I've never heard anyone joke about Scotland wtf. The only country I can think of that we joke about is Romania.

@user-vt5qg7hj1m 7 месяцев назад

I guess we're even then (I'm romanian) Although I would have thought our self deprecating humour outweighed the xenophobia...hm

@yahyayazgi 2 месяца назад

i am turkish and suprised by the fact that we don't make fun of mostly in any countury would have expected atleast greece but nope!

@GandhiTheDerg 7 месяцев назад

5:30 Everyone who played Horizon:Zero Dawn knows why this is a bad idea

@shwahgamer 2 месяца назад

Exactly.

@TormentDaProtogen 7 месяцев назад

5:29 I think anyone who plays any of the Horizon games knows exactly what this is leading to

@dfined3630 7 месяцев назад

Yep... Nothing could possibly go wrong with this, right?

@cryskingwiththetankfromMSpaint 3 месяца назад

yep :) Whale shushy!

@Nexiusthecore 7 месяцев назад

5:37 suddenly an oven

@Jack_Walten32 6 месяцев назад

25:30: Plot twist, *It has a cane like hook on the end*

@demonmurasame733 7 месяцев назад

20:07 Yup, literally had the smell in my nose and I am not a smoker. Thanks brain!

@bigfootadmirer8627 4 месяца назад

33:34 after a solid 3 minutes of laughter I realized it’s a scanner not a actual gun

@katelyncapistrano7726 7 месяцев назад

Hey genuine question. How long do you usually make vids to post per day or twice a day? But still I find your vids very entertaining :3

@cataza9767 7 месяцев назад

Stop with the “:3”

@SpectacleSpark 7 месяцев назад

@@cataza9767 :3

@BreadBot_ 7 месяцев назад

@@cataza9767ok :3

@Chronostra 7 месяцев назад

@@cataza9767:3

@73pennce 7 месяцев назад

@@cataza9767 :3

@countryjohn4137 5 месяцев назад

34:27 has me laughing so hard and I don't know why. Is my humour broken or did someone else laugh at this harder than they should?

@Pink-Lemons 4 месяца назад

29:23 So, poutine is fries, with gravy and cheese and it’s amazing

@DollyBoy_1923 3 месяца назад

Popular in Quebec. Can confirm it is delicious.

@goldfishchromee 7 месяцев назад

2:15:21 Reminds me of a certain robot structure from a certain game where it rains while playing as a small slimy feline...

@Nexiusthecore 7 месяцев назад

4:36 well that escalated quickly

@myounakami 5 месяцев назад

23:44 Sorry, but that is indeed a pizza you can find in in Italy because I've seen the exact same thing when I went to a pizzeria in Naples; it's called a Pizza Americana and consists of hot dog slices, french fries, ketchup, and mayo on cooked pizza dough.

@chrishale7480 2 месяца назад

They have a really jacked up idea of how we like our pizza. We’re weird but not that weird.

@racesmith3075 3 месяца назад

3 shells in the bathroom - watch judge dread with Bullock and Stallone. He couldn't figure it out either 😂

@NafrytiNosferatu 6 месяцев назад

13:54 Battlestar Galactica

@itzumetric 7 месяцев назад

19:12 "PIVOT!!!"

@Ramsey276one 7 месяцев назад

5:07 checking restaurant samples...

@mikukurisaki3413 15 часов назад

"You heard of 'K-9.' Now get ready for 'Kit-10!'"

@OLBICHL 6 месяцев назад

1:55:35 as a survivor of my childhood trauma where flesh fused with metal, all I can say is... be very careful and very afraid (best just stick your butt out while zippin'em up... that was the life lesson I learned that day)

@galomendo 4 месяца назад

new fear unlocked: (also, what happened to ur... uhm)

@OLBICHL 4 месяца назад

@@galomendo survived... all good, I only have this involuntary jerking that makes the distance of flesh and metal larger when the zip is going up... a remnant of the traumatic experience memorized in areas outside my self's capabilities >....

@galomendo 4 месяца назад

@@OLBICHL geez. hope ur dooing good!

@silverk3046 7 месяцев назад

1:00:18 THEY SAID THE THING thats from Supernatural.

@Virtualblueart 2 месяца назад

5:26 military robot that can use biomass as fuel? So Horizon Zero Dawn's plot is becoming reality. Thats just great.

@surge21xx 7 месяцев назад

24:42 is a Squid Game reference

@JoobyMcGee 7 месяцев назад

I don't get it

@AlexxitheVoidboi 6 месяцев назад

Thank you, I scrolled so far to get an explanation!

@Tuxed0Panda 4 месяца назад

1:19:53 i know, i'm stupid, but that water fountain is literally one letter in the alphabet from spelling "Emkay"

@mrlox9576 7 месяцев назад

33:24 His first thought was "oh god, starbucks staff are robbing customers at gun point now" lol 🤣 I know the economy has been doing it tough in recent years, but damn. 🤣

@LemmingOfEvil 4 месяца назад

Ha! He doesn't know how to use the Three Seashells!

@Roman_Adrian 5 месяцев назад

I always called the bishop, "Grover" lol

@incompatible_with_life 7 месяцев назад

9:28 windows 98 car

@shawnlespar5495 7 месяцев назад

man I fell for that link trap like a dear in headlight 🤣🤣

@hydramorph590 2 месяца назад

It was exactly 5 27 pm for me when 2:26:46 played, my heart is racing.

@moonrain6184 6 месяцев назад

That looks Ike my grandma’s bathroom 18:53

@JinkxItUp 7 месяцев назад

I wouldn't be surprised to see the eggs over 18 sign in the UK at some point. Not only do kids egg houses, there was a time not too long ago where they were egging busses... While they were in the middle of their route with passengers on. They were throwing the eggs straight at the windshield. Where I used to live (Hull in Yorkshire), there was a section of the bus route where busses wouldn't go for a while. Annoying the street right outside my old house.

@draalttom844 6 месяцев назад

Its in the uk

@Nexiusthecore 7 месяцев назад

4:16 how do how does

@TheHungarianMan 7 месяцев назад

01:00:55 There IS a Transformers with balls.... It's an Upgrade kit for Revenge of the Fallen Studio Series Devastator, that includes a pair of demolition balls that can be hanged from the crotch area of the figure to recreate a scene from the movie.

@HellishSpawn 2 месяца назад

robin is such a joykiller lmao

@meatman79 7 месяцев назад

1:00:15 I see Supernatural everywhere I go.

@vasama3 6 месяцев назад

I’m so happy someone else got the reference!!

@lazy_loser_edits 7 месяцев назад

YES, WE DO! WE ❤ KARL'S MOM!! WHO GETS IT!?

@mikeplaysgamez7095 15 дней назад

1:31:05 ive never heard robin laugh so much before 😭😭

@iupitar 18 дней назад

24:05 i love how everyone took the “post no signs” sign literally

@emilymicchels7702 6 месяцев назад

56:06 bro what was that moan💀💀

@Ang3ll0vin 5 месяцев назад

56:03 actually

@theslaya1576 6 месяцев назад

7:13 i dont get it either

@DaxSudo 4 месяца назад

11:37 thats HeMan

@Aubergine_Eggplant_Man 5 месяцев назад

I love the voices you do. Funny.

@NikkiTheOtter 6 месяцев назад

Ok, so that truck one...My dad built a garage specifically to fit his truck. Got it certified, permitted, built and wired, all the way to the roof underlayer...and then realized that the garage door was 2 feet too short to clear the roof. So we had to cut off the roof and lift it 2 feet.

@129140163 7 месяцев назад

1:58:21 caught me off guard! 😂

@meinm3575 7 месяцев назад

22:48 - The Holy Grail omg xD

@crue4124 3 месяца назад

0:33 we don’t egg house’s anymore we use speggetios

@msotmivan381 5 месяцев назад

2:25:00 it is as follows (brackets are always first) quadration exponentiation/root subtraction multliplication/division addition/subtraction after that it is from left to right so in this case it is 2+1 (=3)

@Selnathorn 2 месяца назад

And it's even easier to visualize when you turn the devision and the result of the brackets into fractions as you multiply both numerators and both denominators together

@Theo_x 7 месяцев назад

r/funny

@artemisargent8623 5 месяцев назад

At 11:46 this is a genuine practice called "5S". Those are the steps. It makes you far more efficient and makes the place neater as well as safer.

@Unuseddata2021 7 месяцев назад

4:03 hank didn't steal no ordinary tank!that is a Soviet T-34! 75mm main gun and almost no tanks could pen its amor! It was in the movie T-34!

@LimezzGGs 7 месяцев назад

Love your content it always makes my day it makes me laugh ever time (except for the angry or sad sub Reddit’s) but I love your videos. Cool vids and also first not to brag

@1309westernmaryland 7 месяцев назад

35:03 That ain’t Wednesday mate thats thursday with a lowercase t

@arca9e295 2 месяца назад

1:14:19 I want jack to be the official weatherman

@lilykmit3854 4 месяца назад

8:30 omg that comic is just too cute!!!

@NathanAlexHart 7 месяцев назад

I love the readers. Lexi is like listening to a sitcom, Robin is like listening to stand up. Both are great.

@lenajk2004 7 месяцев назад

but what about Jack?

@NathanAlexHart 6 месяцев назад

I am a fool and heard Jack but did not know it was him.@@lenajk2004

@Dieselworks123 7 месяцев назад

13:48 is it just me or can anyone else hear the devil from the cuphead show in that spider 😂

@zukostryder 7 месяцев назад

46:52 this show is soooo freaking funny it's called 'Disenchantment'

@lisaridener7514 2 месяца назад

I’ve been watching this for five months and I finally got to Robin leaving as reward

@Jivvi Месяц назад

I think the joke at 4:56 is that most countries joke about their neighbours, just Italy jokes about themselves.

@ActionYakPolice 7 месяцев назад

I'm sure this has been pointed out already but 25:52 is from a sketch about roving gangs of hooligan grannies

@Mexican-Inquisition 3 месяца назад

Lmao, he doesn't know how to use the three seashells. Joke brought to you by "Demolition man"

@thespudlord686 2 месяца назад

42:17 Thanks for the reminder to clean my PC case, Robin Running much cooler & quieter now

@M11FR. 7 месяцев назад

my disappointment is non-existent and my day is fixed.

@rubenvd3913 7 месяцев назад

The spaceships are Cylon basestars from 2004's Battlestar Galactica. I'm getting old.

@Shivablade 6 месяцев назад

1:31:05 the result when someone takes the FB meme seriously of "you have to name him the last thing you ate"

@Atakashi_Blazen 7 месяцев назад

2:17:52 this is a ford commercial. if you watch long enough you would see a giant mec suit and Godzilla in the background. 10/10

@generaloofoffical 7 месяцев назад

0:21 what

@gretholondeporey8527 7 месяцев назад

3 Seashells - Demolition Man. Should only leave the Seashells at Taco Bell.

@lifeless5064 7 месяцев назад

1:20 The interesting thing, is the listing on the website is still open, they even have a number on the website, but i didnt call it though

@colleens1107 5 месяцев назад

14:02 pretty sure those are Cylon basestars from Battlestar Galactica

@sylvie-chantrainer1842 7 месяцев назад

I have the unicorn from that bone octopus's makers! They're basically all 'this is what happens when necromancers get Creative while Bored.'

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