The Most Brutal Attack Of The 2024 US Chess Championship 

Premature attackulation is nothing to be ashamed of. Lot's of chess players struggle with it.

Dude, you're just so damned entertaining. Bravo.

3:11 To all those who are wondering why one cannot be both a superGM and a naughty boy at once, it goes back to 1995 when Garry Kasparov and Nigel Short (Nigel medium and Nigel long didnt join) formed a campaign against Tickling Under the Armpit which was allowed by FIDE up to that point , but some GMs tickled spots that was not allowed by the rules of FIDE and when they were told Why did yo do that? the response was always the same: - It wasnt me, it was that naughty boy.. so there you have it. FIDE decided that you have to be either a super GM or a naughty boy

i was watching the round 3 live and this game was so fun that i've been waiting for your analysis video to come out. your videos are the perfect blend of humour and education on another level

That rook move at the end is sick. Love it.

Another awesome one. While learning that Ruy Lopez's called after J-Lo's uncle... that after hearing that the whole Royal Navy named their vessels _in the past_ in honor of future _American_ but - German named! - Hans Niemann. Not sure if there were better ways for me, to wake up someone who could've been sleeping. Could go on praising the multiple explosive surprises, but not gonna bore you, specially after you had to put up with this match... Thanks so much once again James!

I absolutely love Tania's awkward smile thinking none of this pre stuff is funny.

Your meme game has been out of control lately, good work buddy.

Hans, the "Eddie Guerrero" of Chess. 🎵 I lie, I cheat, I steal!... I dont care if you dont like me, everybody wants to fight me. 💪🎵

I'm usually not a huge fan of puns, but this is some incredible stuff, especially when combined with these clips inbetween and the nonchalant delivery. Great content

retreating faster than my hairline hahaha

Hans is the Bud Bundy of chess

0:18 how I felt when I won a few thousand dollars fast playing a straight flush against a guy with a full house.

With your accent whenever you say "Prawn" I always think of District 9 😂

Love a bit of epic cheese at bedtime

I don’t know if the sexual innuendoes around the 2:10 mark were on purpose but I am going to pretend they were 😂

Your title's have really taken a lot of variety now! But I don't watch videos for the titles, I watch them to hear about your escapades with your students, like the one that is learning to put on headphones while turning a record. Btw, for the longest time I thought the Hans(on)-Hikki showdown happened in Montreal, thanks for clarifying that it was at St. Louis,

Waiting on Hans to spew pea soup and his head to spin around.

Sorry, I only watch videos of Hans losing.

Hans the warrior.

I just realised, is calling the pieces "prawn" a reference to the Holly vs Queeg game in Red Dwarf? lol

That premature attaculation clip makes me cringe so hard my toenails start to curl upwards. It's not as bad as a Grandmaster trying to shake hands with a normal human being, but it is still fucking awful.

Don't tell the wife you're getting "down under" pictures from a lady on the Internet.

You know it's boring when GMs don't make horsie noises

You used the Hikaru karate pose that I mentioned! Love to see it 😂

Haha, are you gonna be punished for that "Mrs" jibe? :D :D

clicked for the dj

Magus Quantumson, the Great Wizard, farts a fireball in dragon Niemanns general direction, and it is Game Over! I guess i`ll be in my room thinking through what i just said and how people might perceive me.

I guess the first few seonds was Eric's Checkmate Choke on Hikaru . I heard Eric tell the story on Chessbrah channel.

Nice to see you at 5 am today James ;-)

Has the hairline reference been used in an Epic Chess video before? In any case, I laughed. 😅 Btw, I heard that they corrected the thing about the numerous draws in a row. It was draws AND wins. Makes more sense too.

Awesome facts delivered in this video. Who would have known that the Ruy Lopez opening is named after Jennifer Lopez uncle???

Yet hope remains while the company is true…

HAHAHAHAH THE F WITH THAT PREMATURE ATTACKULATION

you forgot ‘the cheat.’

rook c2 for the shoreline reverse fiancheeto

Hans the premature GM. Chess savior of baldness next to magnus of course

Did Hans Finegold draw this round?

Your videos are goated

It's a fairy tale: Hans white and the 8 pawns

For once I disagree with Epic Cheese: Hikaru's recaps are nowhere near as goated as Epic Cheese recaps. I'll take Epic Cheese's intro of Giant-Haired Magnus practicing in the Horse Show any day over shattering my eardrums every time Hikaru starts his recaps with the super clowny "For today's videos" intro. Which, ironically, makes Hikaru's recaps far cheesier than Epic Cheese. (But not in the brie-and-cheddar kinda cheesy, more like cut-the-cheesy cheesy.) Sorry if this comment is as clear as Hans Niemann explaining how to not induce not inducing the French defense.

Swans Gleemin

Premature Attackulation 😂

Hans Goatman

Not first - 5min in SMHFH

Hans energy is 😢 I pass once again

Hans on the thumbnail, instant thumbs down.

Hans Niemann energy is a total turnoff. Can't watch this one

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Will magnus say sorry for his claims? the drama is intense

Hope u put a disclaimer as a intro

Did Hans French?

hahahahaha omg!!! omgggg Premature attak,,,,,,, lolol

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