GET THE NEW JSCHLATT YOUTOOZ DROP!!! youtooz.com/collections/jschlatt Available for 2 weeks ONLY! Schlatt books a room at the Ritz Carlton Kyoto just so he can one-up Ludwig. Lol Edited by davi: / daviisaurr
i used to have this jschlatt youtooz that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud
@@quaketh6823five bucks US for each piece of clothing roughly which is total bullshit if I’m spending 4000$ a night on a hotel I’d expect they would either include a washing machine and dryer in the room or the laundry service to be free
Only Schlatt would spend 4k for the express purpose of flexing and spend the entire video complaining about how expensive everything is. Incredible, peak content!
Man got ripped off... That's basically a 5 star here (UK) with 3k extra just for some old ass phones and snacks you need to pay for. Okay. maybe 1k is for the ice...
schlatt going from loud to the most soft voice while talking to the housekeeping lady is my favourite phenomenon in japan. when you talk to japanese people you just go more soft and quiet. it will happen to you, there is no fighting it and i think that´s beautiful.
I'm an audio chuckler and I got introduced to schlatt through Ted's stuff and I never realized how handsome schlatt is. Like, on the podcast he's always talking about how he wants to be ugly and stuff but he's a real looker tbh. He's got nice hair
I worked at a dry cleaners for 4 years and those prices are actually about average to a tad under. They arent just washed they are dry cleaned and then also folded which still doesnt mean it should cost that much but dry cleaning machines are expensive to run and buy chemicals for. Rush fee at my place was 12.50$ flat for next day or within the day. 4 hours is insanely good. That means everyone elses clothes are put aside just to clean yours first. So that makes sense.
Funny Sticks™ already went under, I don't see how they can financially recover from this. Kevin O' Leary from the hit ABC show Sharktank™ would be disappointed
These places just expect you to not care about your money by the time you get here. The potato chips was the biggest crime, since they're already overpriced in the store. For rich people it's fine, but you have to feel bad for middle class people who save up money for a nice vacation, only to get hit by a ton of hidden fees.
Schlatt is the strangest man I have ever seen in my life man. This shit, this shit is why I subscribe, just a regular ass dude doing some wild out of nowhere shit
I'm so glad the Youtooz figure had the gun updated to be a silent pistol. Really goes to show that the figure can learn just like Schlatt did. He of all people knows how bad it can be when people hear your gun go off after you're trying to finish "important business"
@@joshbegly4207the difference is that the hotel is running ads that are advertising the hotel service, Jslutt is running ads for proudct that he is selling seperately
They could’ve just added the food stuff to the room charge, it would’ve been far nicer. But no they make a point of charging separate for all these little things despite the room being 4 grand a night. It’s insane.
I’ve been waiting for more content from your Japan trip, so thank you for this 😊 Also, I’ve never bought any merch from any YTer, but I’m considering getting a plushie for my kitties to tear up. It’s nice to know they’ve been trial tested by Jambo and the other one.
thank you for giving us a mere glimpse into what it's like to be rich schlatt, the last hotel i stayed in was an $100 hotel when my PT Cruiser overheated and left me stranded in debuque iowa
I love how fast Schlatt breaks character to become the most polite guy when interacting with actual people in between all his complaints over a room he chose to pay for
I love the vlogs that are produced on this channel. it feels like Schlatt puts all his effort in all of these. love to see someone so dedicated to capitalism.
I don't normally like the idea of making a video like this JUST to get some cash back on your room, but as someone who has seen first hand how stupidly expensive hotels like that are, ($10 for a damn mini bag of chips you can get for 75 cents at a gas station) more power to this video! Adblocks removed even!
I've wanted a rammie plush since they first came out but had been putting it off for ages. Finally stopped pussying around and ordered it today! So excited
How kind of Schlatt to be charitable enough to share such an experience with us! I can only imagine how much of a joy he was as a guest, as I presume he verbally and physically abused each employee in there, as one does when they’ve accumulated this level of wealth. Huzzah for Schlatt!
Shout out to the camera man who never says a word or shows his face. Great immersion, like I'm really there; too intimidated by Him to speak in His presence.
I think it is wonderful to see how respectful Schlatt is when actually interacting with people. Better than a lot of other tourists coming to Japan, like that one guy who went into a forest and now sells energy drinks...
3:14, as you can see on the calendar it says the date is 1999. any person who has watched "schlutt" for more than a day will tell you that this is the day he committed the horrible atrocity against humanity, but until now we have never known the exact day. this calendar tells us that the crime was committed on sep. 10. 1999.. this is also coincidentally "schitt's" birthday, this date also marks the death of the late Alfredo Kraus a famous Spanish tenor at age 71, could this have something to do with the case? ladies and gentlemen we have new "schlong" lore.
The only sponsors I watch on RU-vid are Schlatts because it’s so hypnotic when he says “Sponsored by. Me.” Unfortunately as a Eastern European man I am too poor to buy Big Mans big mech:(
Thank you for showing this, Schlark! You're so generous and kind to show that I am very poor that I can't even afford the laundry or even that 10$ potato chips. That is so nice of you! Happy being poor!
The laundering services are about as much as they would be in the US. I work at a dry cleaners and we charge $4 per shirt, $8 on sweaters, $7 on pants, $14 for jeans (because they get startched and are a longer process than pants). They're charging about $1 more lol
Schlatt: "They better not be late or else there will be a fricking problem." They come on times... Schlatt: "Can you please come back in like 20 minutes please."
Schlatt thanks for coming to Japan with me, the moments we shared after the filming of this video were some of the most passionate I’ve ever experienced!
