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PsySlik
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A coder, programmer, gamer, fitnessholic, car-enthusiast.
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@CertifiedNEETClassic
@CertifiedNEETClassic 4 месяца назад
"2688.3 hours played past 2 weeks." 112 days of gameplay in 14 days. Now *that's* a speedrun. 😂
@0rganfarmer
@0rganfarmer 4 месяца назад
Man's breaking space and time to play more Terraria. Respect I guess?
@DaveTheGuy792
@DaveTheGuy792 4 месяца назад
average terraria fan
@JustWowNick
@JustWowNick 4 месяца назад
Dude discovered wormholes and now he's just having fun.
@raccoon.legion
@raccoon.legion 4 месяца назад
EFFICIENCY MAKES THE MAN!!!!
@Fafr
@Fafr 4 месяца назад
That thing actually can be done without any weird things, it's a bug, a person I know has it too, the number of hours just keeps going up without decreasing, they're at 545 hours played past 2 weeks right now
@cornycob
@cornycob 4 месяца назад
mfs who fake playing games just to look 'cool' on steam is WILD
@PsySlik
@PsySlik 4 месяца назад
Holy shit a checkmark
@ChumpRumpkis
@ChumpRumpkis 4 месяца назад
@@PsySlik i think your video is finally getting recommended to more people
@justuraverageplayer_
@justuraverageplayer_ 4 месяца назад
​@@PsySlikNot only that but a well known roblox youtuber, suprised no one else has commented
@traguis4699
@traguis4699 4 месяца назад
@@justuraverageplayer_ his content is for 3 year old's
@swolzer
@swolzer 4 месяца назад
@@traguis4699 real
@silburrrrdurrr
@silburrrrdurrr 5 месяцев назад
TWELVE THOUSAND HOURS ON FUCKING UNO.
@pavlemarjanovic1896
@pavlemarjanovic1896 5 месяцев назад
Weird how he plays by him self.
@Hipp0Cr1tical
@Hipp0Cr1tical 5 месяцев назад
It came free with his xbox
@Artemi22
@Artemi22 4 месяца назад
bro wants a master's degree on uno
@Mart-E12
@Mart-E12 4 месяца назад
That has to be legit
@takeachance2
@takeachance2 4 месяца назад
this mf is uno certified
@wegMachMeister
@wegMachMeister Год назад
isn’t that like 13.6 years of non stop playing
@Purlime
@Purlime Год назад
he was born playing
@pussyslayr
@pussyslayr Год назад
Fetus gaming
@rowabout
@rowabout Год назад
da grind never stops.
@Floyx
@Floyx Год назад
No it’s 2 years on da grind
@justse7963
@justse7963 11 месяцев назад
bro pre-grinded those hours in his mother's womb..
@theblob1716
@theblob1716 4 месяца назад
>bots 9 gazillion hours on steam games to look “cool” >fitnessholic
@thisisnotfunny69
@thisisnotfunny69 4 месяца назад
obiviously a bot.
@G-Cole-01
@G-Cole-01 4 месяца назад
bro may not be a fitnessholic but his chair certainly is
@thisisnotfunny69
@thisisnotfunny69 4 месяца назад
you know whos stronger than the guy sitting on the chair? *the chair itself*@@G-Cole-01
@apersonontheinternet7595
@apersonontheinternet7595 3 месяца назад
SAM moment
@wegMachMeister
@wegMachMeister 3 месяца назад
pick one
@Cheezy_Bunz
@Cheezy_Bunz 4 месяца назад
He’s gotta own a “Eat, Sleep, Game, Repeat” t-shirt
@watermelonbeaterscorp
@watermelonbeaterscorp 4 месяца назад
ong
@Socket32
@Socket32 4 месяца назад
So THAT'S how their profile looks like...
@alicudechimario3896
@alicudechimario3896 4 месяца назад
dat's wild
@markus2847
@markus2847 4 месяца назад
''paused my game to be here''
@_cyber_cookie_
@_cyber_cookie_ 4 месяца назад
"dont make me mad. you look like just enough XP for me to level up"
@monstersponge9096
@monstersponge9096 4 месяца назад
Guarantee he has over 10k hours in some games just so he can write a steam review for said game saying "it's ok".
@StafkiGTN
@StafkiGTN 4 месяца назад
It's funny though tbh
@Cheezy_Bunz
@Cheezy_Bunz 4 месяца назад
@@StafkiGTNThe first time yea
@m1bl4n
@m1bl4n 4 месяца назад
@@StafkiGTN the first 2-3 times
@LiterallyMe459
@LiterallyMe459 4 месяца назад
@@m1bl4n the first 4-5 times
@pizdrinkah
@pizdrinkah 4 месяца назад
@@LiterallyMe459 the first 6-7 times
@cbra9399
@cbra9399 5 месяцев назад
That mf got 12k hours in postal 2💀
@Perun_1
@Perun_1 5 месяцев назад
I have around 500 hours on it and literally played it my whole life
@wobbuffet8357
@wobbuffet8357 4 месяца назад
I regret nothing!
@Perun_1
@Perun_1 4 месяца назад
@@MX_4_Life they are some people, who have 12k and more, but this is fake.
@moister3727
@moister3727 4 месяца назад
truly insane man
@clyde_frogger1684
@clyde_frogger1684 4 месяца назад
I mean I have 800 in just 2 months of owning it. So...
@shapeshifter16
@shapeshifter16 8 месяцев назад
1:05 I adore his "quotes that piss me off" with insults like "you insicure shit", "fuctard", "indigent junkie" and "blind whale"
@monsterupdatewhen
@monsterupdatewhen 4 месяца назад
also apparently just asking "who are you" deserves an "insecure shit"? this is the only time i've ever actually meant saying this, but this guy unironically has no real friends
@yasiegonlastie5483
@yasiegonlastie5483 4 месяца назад
I hate how good of lines they are LMFAO
@TheLinposterIsSus
@TheLinposterIsSus 4 месяца назад
I mean he’s a got a point about the “who are you” thing.
@monsterupdatewhen
@monsterupdatewhen 4 месяца назад
@@TheLinposterIsSus not really? i mean, if someone just randomly added me i'd prefer to know why or who this is, i also don't see how that makes someone insecure
@psycho308th
@psycho308th 4 месяца назад
@@TheLinposterIsSus not really,if someone add you randomly,normally is a bot or some scammer,if someone idk adds me,i ask where do i know him and why(play,trade, chat,etc)
@locodesert2
@locodesert2 11 месяцев назад
managed to talk to the guy before and when I asked on how on earth he has so many hours on his games he downright refused to even give a clear answer. He kept trying to talk about his modding skills and even when I tried to point out how it's baffling he has so much hours on his games which shouldn't even be possible he just called me toxic and blocked me.
@deelie
@deelie 11 месяцев назад
Hes just using an idle program to simulate gametime in games, he's actually not playing at all
@ashtonvalentine7496
@ashtonvalentine7496 7 месяцев назад
@@deeliedude typed “start” onto asf now he’s a programmer
@vortexsux
@vortexsux 4 месяца назад
“I downloaded steam achievement manager now I’m a pro modder 😎”
@locodesert2
@locodesert2 4 месяца назад
@@deelie that explains so much considering the guy downright refused to even mention how he had so many achievements and hours.
@guhvner
@guhvner 4 месяца назад
@@locodesert2 He may have had multiple games running at once, which collects hours on all of them
@Pebbsi_official
@Pebbsi_official 4 месяца назад
bro plays more hours in day than actual day has
@balls806
@balls806 4 месяца назад
wut
@Leaper8674
@Leaper8674 4 месяца назад
Right? I don't think he would know funny if he saw it!
@doktorhabilitowanystanczyk
@doktorhabilitowanystanczyk 4 месяца назад
time dilation
@Eman82536
@Eman82536 4 месяца назад
breaking the laws of space and time to use that +4 card in digital uno
@thecaptain6520
@thecaptain6520 3 месяца назад
"So I did the math..."
@nasion420
@nasion420 4 месяца назад
I would also doubt that he is a car enthusiast, no car-related games in his profile in sight.
@Ryuga117
@Ryuga117 4 месяца назад
dude would rather drive in gta than assetto
@nasion420
@nasion420 4 месяца назад
fr@@Ryuga117lmao
@talpatv512
@talpatv512 4 месяца назад
​@@Ryuga117me too, racing games suck its so boring 🗣️
@edgarmorin9530
@edgarmorin9530 4 месяца назад
Which is funny I am car enthusiast and my whole Steam profile is pretty much filled with racing and car stuff
@toyocolla6374
@toyocolla6374 4 месяца назад
True, a car enthusiast would at least have like BeamNG
@scientistB
@scientistB 5 месяцев назад
Guy once friended me and asked me to join his Terraria world because apparently he was building an ultra epic huge adventure map with impossibly advanced wiring or some crud. I didn't care that much so I said "Maybe if I find time." He retorted "Yeah well if you 'find time' let me know." We never spoke again, he eventually removed me. Seeing how he presents himself and talks to others, he seems incredibly insecure and defensive. Spare yourself the headache.
@pueraeternus.
@pueraeternus. 4 месяца назад
that one sounds fair unlike most of the comments about him.
@BierBart12
@BierBart12 4 месяца назад
Reminds me of playing civilization with someone who would get incomprehensibly mad and leave when he didn't get to do his exact strat He was that way in every other game we played too, even Castle Crashers. Would've never learned about this if I hadn't entertained his weird obsession by letting him cook. There are some interesting people out there
@TurtleShroom3
@TurtleShroom3 4 месяца назад
I want to add him just to ask how he got twelve hours on "Uno".
@AfianySnow29802
@AfianySnow29802 4 месяца назад
Okay ..... 😒.
@AfianySnow29802
@AfianySnow29802 4 месяца назад
​@@BierBart12Nah.
@Hex_Crashmania
@Hex_Crashmania 4 месяца назад
You should check his profile nowadays He's got 100% achievements on "Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth: Complete Edition", but only 1 MINUTE OF PLAYTIME
@OokiiPeter
@OokiiPeter 4 месяца назад
Man's not even trying to hide it anymore lmaooo
@TheError235
@TheError235 4 месяца назад
@@OokiiPeter Nah, bro just has "Dreem speedrun music" on 25/8
@dadsa-yf6mq
@dadsa-yf6mq 3 месяца назад
@@TheError235 really unfunny
@mechadeka
@mechadeka 3 месяца назад
Shame, he's missing out on a good game.
@Goobstalicious
@Goobstalicious 3 месяца назад
he has more than 57 years of gameplay in 7 years of service. I didn't even add the hundreds only the thousands.
@Kacper42PL
@Kacper42PL 11 месяцев назад
I thought the title was a bit of an over exaggeration until I saw the hours played lmfao. "2,688.3 hours past 2 seeks" Bro's shameless
@cadenibz
@cadenibz 5 месяцев назад
like bro how does he have 3 months of playtime in the past 2 weeks. clearly just leaves his games open on his pc to inflate his playtime
@Mart-E12
@Mart-E12 4 месяца назад
He just has a good gaming chair
@DaniZeAlmighty
@DaniZeAlmighty 4 месяца назад
He got the gamer carpet
@No_Life_Alex
@No_Life_Alex 4 месяца назад
there are 336 hours in 2 weeks btw
@Swordsoulreaver
@Swordsoulreaver 4 месяца назад
@@cadenibz He uses some sort of program to modify or "trick" steam into thinking he's played longer than he has.
@JudgeNicodemus
@JudgeNicodemus 4 месяца назад
We found him. We found John Insecurity! The CEO of the Inferiority complex.
@demosneokleous4877
@demosneokleous4877 3 месяца назад
Underrated
@tripodman322
@tripodman322 4 месяца назад
I once found a guy with a combined 9 YEARS in shitty puzzle porn games 😭
@micahbell7763
@micahbell7763 3 месяца назад
leave bro alone he is trying to do wr of fastest playthrough with one hand
@valentinrosner4181
@valentinrosner4181 2 месяца назад
At least he did it legit, which is more than this guy lol. Also i respect the hell out of anyone who has the balls to not hide his porn games on steam
@vanillabatcave5677
@vanillabatcave5677 Месяц назад
...jaysus.
@trollfacewithagun6654
@trollfacewithagun6654 Месяц назад
9 YEARS!? That is 3285 days, 78840 hours, 4730400 minutes, and 283824000 seconds of shitty porn games 😂
@TheCoolBananaMan-rv2my
@TheCoolBananaMan-rv2my 4 дня назад
At that point just go outside or even better get a relationship partner, Jesus
@VAC100
@VAC100 4 месяца назад
HE HAS WINDOWS 8.1 LMFAOO
@sirizalot
@sirizalot 4 месяца назад
My beloved Also, what? Where do you see that?
@VAC100
@VAC100 4 месяца назад
@@sirizaloti visited his profile
@sirizalot
@sirizalot 4 месяца назад
Ah yeah, I did too now. His entire setup is a potato xD
@VAC100
@VAC100 4 месяца назад
@@sirizaloti literally have a better cpu then him btw im still shocked he played terraria for 3 years lol
@sirizalot
@sirizalot 4 месяца назад
@@VAC100 his CPU isn't exactly hard to top 😁 also he almost definitely just left his achievement spoofer running like he did with the rest of his games
@Derpixied
@Derpixied 5 месяцев назад
bro thinks using cheats makes him a "programmer" lmfao what a fucking joke
@MYHEADASPLODE
@MYHEADASPLODE 4 месяца назад
yea Steam Achievement Manager is a free program anyone can use, but he thinks he's the one who made it lol
@dominikrni
@dominikrni 4 месяца назад
what makes you think he thinks that using sam makes him a programmer?
@neththeobnoxioussponge8929
@neththeobnoxioussponge8929 4 месяца назад
i bet the only program he knows how to code is print("Hello World")
@xenos096
@xenos096 4 месяца назад
I didnt expect to see you here derpy
@speedyx3493
@speedyx3493 4 месяца назад
I went into the rabbithole, he claims to be a fucking cybersec specialist and claims knowledge of 10 different languages and 20 different fucking frameworks lmao. I actually checked his projects, all of them are either just copied from other people or clearly written from tutorials, and they are all minecraft/terraria mods/cheats or BATCH/Basic sripts. The cherry on top is that he is a Rick&Morty fan, you can't make this shit up
@counterfeit6089
@counterfeit6089 4 месяца назад
>fitnessholic doubt.jpg
@NoobPCGamer1267
@NoobPCGamer1267 4 месяца назад
It's probably assholic instead of everything he listed
@BelethorsGeneralGoodsStore
@BelethorsGeneralGoodsStore 3 месяца назад
Loud incorrect buzzer frfr
@eyeblech2001
@eyeblech2001 3 месяца назад
Did you mean: alcoholic
@NinetyUnderScore
@NinetyUnderScore 4 месяца назад
DUDE THIS GUY TRIED TO DOX ME A LONG TIME AGO LMFAO I didn't let him join my PRIVATE castleminer Z server simply because he randomly friended me and messaged me. Then his justification for doxing me was that I "said no" without explaining that it was for close friends only. He also has a god complex! Very cool person... If you make a castleminer Z server, public or private, because they show up in the public server list no matter what, he will ask to join, and if you say no, he does something similar to this, and will grab your ip via the server list, single-handedly ruining all castleminer z multiplayer on steam
@NinetyUnderScore
@NinetyUnderScore 4 месяца назад
This guy seriously needs to have a whole in depth investigation on him, he is seriously a fucking psychopath, its not even funny at this point.
@newt4050
@newt4050 4 месяца назад
So pathetic. I could not be able to feel bad for him.
@ocinprofession
@ocinprofession 3 месяца назад
@@newt4050 BUT WHAT IF HE HAD ALZHIMERSSS??????????????????????????????????????????????????
@newt4050
@newt4050 3 месяца назад
@@ocinprofession i don't remember asking 😎
@Fartfunnyhaha
@Fartfunnyhaha 3 месяца назад
nah how many enemies has this man made, this is the second person who has ive seen in this comment section who has encountered him online before 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@MyUsersDark
@MyUsersDark 4 месяца назад
"I think to qualify as a gamer, you have to actually *play* the games" Damn, murdered...
@testedhawk
@testedhawk 4 месяца назад
So because I have too much time on my hands, I decided to go ahead and add up ALL the hours of every Steam game shown in the video (even Zup! 4 which is seen for only a frame). The total amount of hours is 133,076. That is equivalent to 5545 days, 182 months, and 15.2 years. I also noticed that he has a Steam badge with a little "5" icon. This is how many years that a Steam user has been on the platform. So you're telling me, this dude who has only had an account for 5 years, somehow put in 15.2 years of gaming?
@mikadosannoji553
@mikadosannoji553 4 месяца назад
if you check his profile now he has 100% on some games without even 10 minutes of playtime, dude doesnt even bother anymore
@watermelonbeaterscorp
@watermelonbeaterscorp 4 месяца назад
@@mikadosannoji553bro’s not even trying to hide it
@G-Cole-01
@G-Cole-01 4 месяца назад
@@mikadosannoji553 bro stole His gaming chair
@duncanchillake8024
@duncanchillake8024 2 месяца назад
Goddamn, i have a total of like 4000 at most. Around half a year.
@nothingclick2786
@nothingclick2786 4 месяца назад
The castleminer community know him quite well because he uses his own custom made hacks to create insane pixel art and then pass it off as real, honestly pathetic that you would waste a modding skill on a fucking minecraft clone from 10 years ago
@pitiantifriz
@pitiantifriz 4 месяца назад
isnt this also on 3ds? i swear i remember playing this on there
@TheGermanShepard
@TheGermanShepard 4 месяца назад
​@@pitiantifrizno it's only on 360 and PC
@pitiantifriz
@pitiantifriz 4 месяца назад
@@TheGermanShepard i swear i am Mandela affecting here Bc it was basically Minecraft with giant ants and guns, and less blocks, right? Or am I wrong
@susanoo6962
@susanoo6962 4 месяца назад
@@pitiantifriz its a zombie game with building elements, just bad memory of what u played.
@MohaveWanderer
@MohaveWanderer 4 месяца назад
@@pitiantifrizwas it murder miners?
@G-Cole-01
@G-Cole-01 4 месяца назад
dude is calling anyone who asks him who he is "insecure" while his entire being is a goddamn containment breach
@benjaminzarkhin1293
@benjaminzarkhin1293 4 месяца назад
That's a fucking mint comment. I'm taking that. Please sue me for $20.50 if you recognize the quote in work with my name.
@Madcat1331
@Madcat1331 3 месяца назад
LMAO dude, good one 😂😂😂
@Poopenfarden
@Poopenfarden 3 месяца назад
bro's the fucking third trumpet in lobotomy corporation
@Vileplume87
@Vileplume87 Месяц назад
Bro is a goddamn appolyon class entity
@Max_el_furro-tactico
@Max_el_furro-tactico 21 день назад
​@@Vileplume87HE IS IN FACT LOL, someone made a calculation of all his hours in all his games (15 games) and the result was around 63 YEARS OF NON STOP GAMING. Bro is the real Ancient Gamer
@LightningE-iy8fr
@LightningE-iy8fr 5 месяцев назад
Oh my god I used to know this guy. He was really active on the terraria steam forums back in 2017. His pfp used to say the plural of a slur instead of the Boiz btw
@mentos124
@mentos124 5 месяцев назад
pathetickest
@basedneutral1173
@basedneutral1173 4 месяца назад
thats good
@FishVirus
@FishVirus 4 месяца назад
which one? i assume f slur
@LightningE-iy8fr
@LightningE-iy8fr 4 месяца назад
@@FishVirus The N word
@FishVirus
@FishVirus 4 месяца назад
@@LightningE-iy8fr OH. that’s worse than I expected
@RiRiRiPoks
@RiRiRiPoks 4 месяца назад
Trying to be cool on steam is like trying to be cool on Reddit. It just doesn’t work.
@dark-local
@dark-local 3 месяца назад
yeah literally no one cares, no one checks your profile either unless in rare cases lol
@RiRiRiPoks
@RiRiRiPoks 3 месяца назад
@@dark-local yeah no one is here to get to know each other, steam is for gaming and Reddit is for sharing informations.
@dark-local
@dark-local 2 месяца назад
@@RiRiRiPoks exactly
@xboxed7202
@xboxed7202 2 месяца назад
​​@@RiRiRiPoksYou'd be surprised. Steam is full of people who use it as an actual social networking site. There are people who actually take the time to make a list of their "closest friends" in their info box or even refer to their friends as their "family." It's so cringe to me how much people dedicate their lives on a platform intended for gaming.
@RiRiRiPoks
@RiRiRiPoks 2 месяца назад
@@xboxed7202 No, I'm not saying that I don't know that people use it for socializing lmao. I'm just saying that it's pathetic as people who use it for socializing (there's people who circle erk on dms and podcasts in their own groups, on reddit lol.)
@fort1nit3_balls
@fort1nit3_balls 4 месяца назад
His 3 most played games literally surpass for how long his account existed lol
@lilla4010
@lilla4010 5 месяцев назад
Castleminer Z was the shit tho back in middle school
@PsySlik
@PsySlik 5 месяцев назад
Real
@billybob3086
@billybob3086 5 месяцев назад
Getting that bloodstone and alien goo or whatever it was was life changing
@fort1nit3_balls
@fort1nit3_balls 4 месяца назад
Yeah but that shit Literally was an xbox 360 indie game btw no way he got almost 15k hours legit
@kabob0077
@kabob0077 4 месяца назад
@@fort1nit3_ballsIt's a shame the dev is an NFT bro, could have made more money porting that game to the Xbox One and actually adding more content to it.
@fort1nit3_balls
@fort1nit3_balls 4 месяца назад
@@kabob0077yeah wouldve been also cool if it was on the game pass
@OptiJams
@OptiJams 4 месяца назад
0:33 That's the only one I can believe, it took me 104 hours to get all the elden achievements the rest are really silly though
@nsk1911
@nsk1911 4 месяца назад
I can confirm
@KaddicusElfslayer
@KaddicusElfslayer 4 месяца назад
Similar, took me about 112
@toilet_king1338
@toilet_king1338 Месяц назад
12k hours in postal 2 while you can beat one difficulty in like less than a day
@GrandAngel
@GrandAngel 20 дней назад
Can't agree. 1,700 hours in and I still haven't gotten all the endings 😔 I dilly daddle so much doing stupid shit, like trying to get to the top of the Church of Elleh's bell tower, then actually play the damn game
@CloudDealing
@CloudDealing 3 месяца назад
programmer and coder were automatically thrown out of the window after he said fitnessholic
@officialteamsombie
@officialteamsombie 2 месяца назад
bro thinks he's Kaze Emanuar
@genericguy102
@genericguy102 5 месяцев назад
lmao one of his reviews on a game said it was the worst game he has ever played and then it says he has 18k hours on it
@dudeguy8553
@dudeguy8553 4 месяца назад
he wants to be on a meme or smth
@Aedlmonrl
@Aedlmonrl 3 месяца назад
@@dudeguy8553 when you want to do a bit, this truly is just a [Incredibly Loud Incorrect Buzzer] moment
@lilithspicynugget
@lilithspicynugget 3 месяца назад
​@@dudeguy8553he is a meme already but a sad one
@ryanwaasdorp
@ryanwaasdorp 4 месяца назад
As someone who actually tries to grind achievements, this just makes me so sad to see someone fake unlocking them just to show off. It completely destroys the purpose of achievements.
@niconotoneshot
@niconotoneshot Год назад
Used to be friends with this guy when i first joined steam, he unfriended over a small argument. Thank god it happened early, seeing what happened.
@bigdick4090ti
@bigdick4090ti 11 месяцев назад
The RU-vidr?
@luvkikimeow
@luvkikimeow 5 месяцев назад
niko
@ElStashSecret
@ElStashSecret 5 месяцев назад
@@luvkikimeow huntress wizard
@Chromeno
@Chromeno 5 месяцев назад
niko oneshot hi!!!
@_ACVP_real
@_ACVP_real 4 месяца назад
Interrsting name
@moelesterjr.8088
@moelesterjr.8088 Год назад
i have come across cringe profiles like this tons of times and I feel you bro 😭😭
@MariusKennedy
@MariusKennedy 4 месяца назад
I just felt the same as both of you...
@DuumKraddle
@DuumKraddle 4 месяца назад
been there, in both sides. been the cringe pfp and cringed at pfp.
@Cool_Kid95
@Cool_Kid95 3 месяца назад
How do you find em?
@Eman82536
@Eman82536 4 месяца назад
imagine him actually playing with friends. "hey bro wanna do terraria?" "oh- yeah sure..." "why do you suck? you have every achievement and like 18,000 hours." "well- you see..."
@dark-local
@dark-local 3 месяца назад
I'm sure he has no friends, from what everyone else is saying he just seems to friend people to boost his ego
@William11987
@William11987 3 месяца назад
​@@dark-local lmao
@Ben_19M
@Ben_19M 5 месяцев назад
LMAO THE GAME IN THE DESCRIPTION
@Piercing_Mitez
@Piercing_Mitez 3 месяца назад
"Sadness"
@Sharethepain
@Sharethepain 5 месяцев назад
I've seen similar and worse cases, there was one dude who had anywhere from 10k to 30k hours on tens of his games, of course all of them perfected too. In the end I think he had about 30 years of game time on a roughly 10 year old account, for clarification one year is about 8600 hours. These people are so cringe, i especially dislike all the people who flex their perfect games with all of them being obviously SAMed - they tend to unlock half or all the games achievements at the very same minute, dont even try to make it seem realistic, just plain blatant cheating.
@princesscrystal6410
@princesscrystal6410 5 месяцев назад
Funny enough I only used Sam to get a time locked achievement for a singular game but I ended up mass unlocking my entire library. Couldn’t be assed to reunlock it but I stoped showing off my rarest achievements cause I got so many fakes
@paperclip6377
@paperclip6377 5 месяцев назад
What's wrong with people enjoying a game?
@fleurala
@fleurala 5 месяцев назад
i can barely comprehend "perfecting" games for a steam profile.. when i made mine a few years back, i didnt even bother to put a description. i was to excited to buy and *play* a new game that i didnt bat an eye to my profile. this is just incomprehensible for me..like my whole life i thought steam was just a thing to buy games on and talk about the games like wtf
@Swordsoulreaver
@Swordsoulreaver 4 месяца назад
@@paperclip6377 He isn't enjoying the games, he is using a program to auto-unlock all the achievements and boost his playtime number.
@Don_Momoringo
@Don_Momoringo 4 месяца назад
​@paperclip6377 There’s nothing wrong with enjoying a game and spending a couple hundred hours just for that game alone. When you start to hack in hours for a game that you brought not even a minute ago just to look like you "played" the game, then there's some serious issues that are currently being had right there.
@Gamer_2003x
@Gamer_2003x 9 месяцев назад
He blocked me after I didnt reply to his message
@PsySlik
@PsySlik 9 месяцев назад
Lol
@destroything
@destroything 4 месяца назад
...so that you couldnt reply to his message. Genius!
@Amythiz
@Amythiz 4 месяца назад
Love how yt says game in the video is just "Sadness"
@shadow9319
@shadow9319 4 месяца назад
bro's room is the entire fallout saga. my man is so smelly that even the games gave him the 100% so he would stop playing and go to the shower like damn...
@Agente13840
@Agente13840 3 месяца назад
this is the best comment here. cooked and seasoned.
@nightmare5510
@nightmare5510 Месяц назад
+100 radiation whenever you’re in a mile radius of this guy
@TheSpiritedFendron
@TheSpiritedFendron 4 месяца назад
as an actual achievement hunter, the easiest way to see if someone is cheating or not is to see the time where that person earned its achievement, in what order and estimate the time
@NoobPCGamer1267
@NoobPCGamer1267 4 месяца назад
Imagine he's playing dead rising and got zombie genocider before zombie slayer
@TheSpiritedFendron
@TheSpiritedFendron 4 месяца назад
@@NoobPCGamer1267 or shit like that, yeah
@gday2000
@gday2000 2 месяца назад
why would anyone care
@TheSpiritedFendron
@TheSpiritedFendron 2 месяца назад
@@gday2000 because people prove their skill as a gamer
@gday2000
@gday2000 2 месяца назад
@@TheSpiritedFendron by getting steam achievements? most achievements are "launch the game" or "kill 25 enemies".
@711_skiddlz
@711_skiddlz 4 месяца назад
No sane man would spend even 50 hours in MK11
@Agente13840
@Agente13840 3 месяца назад
I did. But keep in mind I'm deranged
@neevko267
@neevko267 3 месяца назад
I spent more than 50 hours on the switch version of MK11 I am the opposite of sane
@JustRandomAsuka
@JustRandomAsuka 3 месяца назад
I got 700 or so hours on Central Fiction lel. Fg players are mentally deranged anyway
@yungjunkie666
@yungjunkie666 3 месяца назад
Get good at the game then
@furry.killer.69
@furry.killer.69 3 месяца назад
why not? 1000x better than mk1
@ベクソ
@ベクソ 4 месяца назад
those play hours probably add up to more than his actual age
@DARKANDGRIDDY1984
@DARKANDGRIDDY1984 4 месяца назад
...duh???
@user-fh3im9xe9u
@user-fh3im9xe9u 4 месяца назад
my man he could buy a game and play it for 10 minutes and that statement would still be true
@Agente13840
@Agente13840 3 месяца назад
no shit bro he has like 500 on a single game. that surpasses your age too.
@ベクソ
@ベクソ 3 месяца назад
well not really 500 hours equals to roughly 20 days, And I'm about to turn 19 which is approximately ~158752 hours so yeah it's no where close@@Agente13840
@dark-local
@dark-local 3 месяца назад
​@@Agente13840500 days uno tho, a literal year on uno, it is _painfully_ obvious this dude only cares about numbers
@thereddye
@thereddye 4 месяца назад
If he played games for 5 hours every day which is a generous metric he'd have to play for 62 years to have those stats.
@user-oe5ti6wm2f
@user-oe5ti6wm2f 2 месяца назад
This poor guy gonna have major suicidal problems when he looks back at this in life out of shame
@goomy_
@goomy_ 4 месяца назад
bro got the "xX Xx" between his name 💀
@j0hnballs049
@j0hnballs049 3 месяца назад
"Kk bae xxxx" 💀 Mf fr be thinking xxxx's make u badass 💀🔫
@gamingsweetlynxx1476
@gamingsweetlynxx1476 4 месяца назад
Holy cow I just converted 12k hours to days. He spent 500 FREAKING DAYS playing UNO!????? For reference, in that time, he could’ve learnt at least 2-3 languages as it takes around 6 months more or less to learn a language.
@LightBoltDash
@LightBoltDash 4 месяца назад
Bro the "6 months to learn a language" is such a fad no language in the world is that casual people gotta stop treating it like that shit. To become sincerely fluent enough in one you gotta dedicate years to every single aspect of it. From speaking to listening to writing and reading this shit not some video game you just get on and grind a few months to plat / 100% or whatever lmao, ironic considering the video we're on, but yes. This legit kinda pisses me off being a linguist myself
@MyUsersDark
@MyUsersDark 4 месяца назад
@@LightBoltDash Agreed
@tipf
@tipf 4 месяца назад
he didn't actually play it. did you watch the video?
@crabbycakey
@crabbycakey 3 месяца назад
@@LightBoltDash I know this comment is like, a month old but considering Cryptic Night was boasting about being a programmer, I think the original commenter meant *coding* languages which fit the bill of “approximately 6 months to learn and master” a lot better. Not like, *actual* languages. Then again, I might be wrong because I can’t really say for sure *myself* what this guy meant but I am just pointing that out as a possibility.
@CertifiedWTRPerson
@CertifiedWTRPerson 2 месяца назад
"a coder, programmer" he sure knows his shit if hes a programmer twice
@lynneplex
@lynneplex 2 месяца назад
I thought the same thing 💀
@neththeobnoxioussponge8929
@neththeobnoxioussponge8929 Месяц назад
he typed in print("Hello World") on python once and now he thunks he's a certified programmer
@uncommonusername
@uncommonusername 4 месяца назад
who the hell is playing uno for 12000 hours
@G-Cole-01
@G-Cole-01 4 месяца назад
people who have uno
@user-uo8ny1kj4c
@user-uo8ny1kj4c 2 месяца назад
Everybody has uno dipshit it came with your fucking xbox
@Proto_Divi
@Proto_Divi Месяц назад
old people
@Lolpy.
@Lolpy. 24 дня назад
Average Uno game takes 24000 hours to complete so honestly a bit low
@Shemiryy
@Shemiryy 2 месяца назад
0:47 no, that's not castlefuckingminer z. that's the original. castlefuckingminer z is the adult reimagining of castleminer z
@PsySlik
@PsySlik 2 месяца назад
LMAO
@PsySlik
@PsySlik 2 месяца назад
Nah u get a heart for that one
@Tomodachifan
@Tomodachifan 2 месяца назад
6 hour ago on a 2 years old ago vie lmao
@PsySlik
@PsySlik 2 месяца назад
Yeah man I read my comments
@omnipotentowlproductions
@omnipotentowlproductions 2 месяца назад
The new trailer for castlefuckingminer 2 just dropped. Looks lit. But I wonder why the reimagining came before the actual sequel
@breakfost
@breakfost Год назад
My man has 18 thousand hours in teraria, didn't even mine, place or kill a single enemy (by place or mine I meant blocks)
@Donir100
@Donir100 4 месяца назад
Why is this only blowing up now? Bet after he sees this he will write in his profile: famous on youtube.
@MonochromeVrana
@MonochromeVrana 4 месяца назад
The funniest part is how the times of the games played combined are not even possible, he played terraria for like, 750 DAYS ALONE
@rivuletsmokingafatblunt
@rivuletsmokingafatblunt 4 месяца назад
he just has a good gaming chair
@haruhara_haruko
@haruhara_haruko 4 месяца назад
I went to his profile and found out that bro literally has GTX 750 for "Gaming" 💀💀💀💀
@guywhoexists6
@guywhoexists6 4 месяца назад
i dont get it
@haruhara_haruko
@haruhara_haruko 4 месяца назад
@guywhoexists6 It's a graphic card literally a decade ago
@Advert85
@Advert85 4 месяца назад
lmfao 💀💀bro was playing elden ring with -28 fps
@G-Cole-01
@G-Cole-01 4 месяца назад
@@Advert85 that's how he got so many hours: time travel
@xektor_xd
@xektor_xd 2 месяца назад
..And I thought my 1050ti was getting old
@scrumptioussteak8516
@scrumptioussteak8516 4 месяца назад
i doubt this man is a "fitnessholic"
@BelethorsGeneralGoodsStore
@BelethorsGeneralGoodsStore 3 месяца назад
the chances of him being a fitnessholic are extremely slim... unlike how he probably looks in real life.
@LemarSullivan821
@LemarSullivan821 3 месяца назад
12k+ hours in each game claims to be a fitness-holic bro capping hard
@S.J.C._Entertainment
@S.J.C._Entertainment 2 месяца назад
Maybe his fingers are the fit part.
@vortexsux
@vortexsux 4 месяца назад
“I’m not addicted… …promise.”
@ryder7331
@ryder7331 8 месяцев назад
he boosted all those hours , what a clowhn
@WANDRRR
@WANDRRR 2 месяца назад
this profile is either made by a 10 year old who is trying to look cool or a 50 year old thats just trying to fit in with the younger generation
@Eavontide
@Eavontide 4 месяца назад
Isn't this the guy who uses TEdit to paste images into Terraria while acting like he made them himself, and everyone on the community tab just falls for it?
@mikadosannoji553
@mikadosannoji553 4 месяца назад
i consider getting blocked by this guy a badge of honor because all i said to him was "why"
@Doodle128
@Doodle128 4 месяца назад
Pretty sure the most pathetic is that one guy who themed his whole profile around one character from a shitty dating sim and only owns dating sim games, he's like 40 or 50.
@coolcatcastle8
@coolcatcastle8 4 месяца назад
that's just depressing.
@b.w.s3165
@b.w.s3165 4 месяца назад
Nah this still takes the cake.
@G-Cole-01
@G-Cole-01 4 месяца назад
nah that's just depression, this profile is outright maliciousness
@ArtwellI
@ArtwellI 4 месяца назад
People fake hours??? Thats kind of lame
@Jackfromshack
@Jackfromshack 9 дней назад
At least his achievements are legit 😏
@eyeblech2001
@eyeblech2001 4 месяца назад
He's so GAMER that he bends time and space to be EVEN MORE GAMER
@undead-dd1bq
@undead-dd1bq 2 года назад
*me trying to get all achievements in Enter the Gungeon and Nuclear Thorne* Him:oh ok thos are easy to get *turns on achievement cheats and leaves he's PC for decayed*
@PsySlik
@PsySlik 2 года назад
lmao
@X3RNEA5
@X3RNEA5 6 месяцев назад
Nuclear Throne player spotted Opinion Accepted
@Agente13840
@Agente13840 3 месяца назад
grammer. englesh too hard for u? go to scool
@DTPandemonium
@DTPandemonium 4 месяца назад
Elden ring is the only achievable one. I got all trophies around that time without starting to try until 210 hours.
@Joel-oy5zc
@Joel-oy5zc 4 месяца назад
I hope this dude finds this video and sees what the comments really think about him. Seems like someone who really needs to be humbled.
@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943
@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 3 месяца назад
You cannot humble something that isn't sentient
@dark-local
@dark-local 3 месяца назад
​@@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943nah bro's less than sentient
@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943
@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943 3 месяца назад
@@dark-local I don't think you can be less than sentient?
@gengarrhea
@gengarrhea 4 месяца назад
y'know...every once in a while.. you just need a good steam profile bullying video.
@coolcatcastle8
@coolcatcastle8 4 месяца назад
do i though?
@Idkwhattoputhere8082
@Idkwhattoputhere8082 4 месяца назад
dude, my steam profile is so basic, its literally just a profile picture of the one hundred yard stare and play games when im bored, you cant be so bad to get accepted in society to make that.
@mikadosannoji553
@mikadosannoji553 4 месяца назад
that dude seems like he would cry if someone were to raise their voice at him
@Pgpxd
@Pgpxd Год назад
i spent 1k hours on geometry dash because i create levels a lot and looking back it feels weird to have chosen this destiny
@squidzo1d
@squidzo1d Год назад
1k hours in geometry dash isnt even that bad lol
@Pgpxd
@Pgpxd Год назад
@@squidzo1d yeah knowing it's literally entirely based on grinding levels over and over until you get a new highscore
@tabaki3099
@tabaki3099 11 месяцев назад
I have 510 hours on payday 2 and was so close to getting the death sentence one down mask (hardest difficulty) now my payday 2 won’t even open lol
@squidzo1d
@squidzo1d 11 месяцев назад
@@tabaki3099 510 hours on payday is good
@tabaki3099
@tabaki3099 11 месяцев назад
@@squidzo1d real also surprises me why anyone would actually afk hours in a game while using an achievement spoofer unironically
@Funko727
@Funko727 4 месяца назад
For a second I didn't realize it was fake and kept questioning what the hell was he doing for 4.5k hours in mk11
@lynneplex
@lynneplex 2 месяца назад
Uno scared me before I found out it was fake
@doktorhabilitowanystanczyk
@doktorhabilitowanystanczyk 4 месяца назад
honestly, I'd be embarrassed to have such high playtimes, i dont want people to think i dont go outside lmao
@bloodyidit4506
@bloodyidit4506 25 дней назад
Having a 100 percent achievement rate means that he's cheating, since the rate would go down on each new played game until completed, which would bump it back up to 100. A lot of his games displayed are either cheap or popular, the cheap ones inflate his overall statistics, the popular ones prove his "status" as a "true gamer" lol Likely using an idling script kiddie program that activates multiple games at once without actually turning them on, since most of them have roughly the same amount of hours logged, meaning he does this in waves.
@Micha-Hil
@Micha-Hil 4 месяца назад
you know this profile wouldn't be that bad if it wasn't for the inherent fake game grinds
@boggle667
@boggle667 4 месяца назад
tbh, this is one of the more tame steam accounts out there.. You can find a wayyy worse one playing csgo for 10 mins
@glezo90
@glezo90 2 месяца назад
bro really played some minecraft knock off for 14000 hours 💀💀💀
@mann4826
@mann4826 29 дней назад
Bro's fitness is walking to the fridge😭🙏(nvm bro's faking everything, he's actually a loser, like at least try bro)
@PhysicalToast
@PhysicalToast 2 месяца назад
He isn’t the clown. He is the entire circus.
@MessDeadeye
@MessDeadeye 4 месяца назад
i think i would actually be afraid of anyone who legitimately had 12000 hours in uno
@neon_844
@neon_844 22 дня назад
YOU HAVE UNO
@DaniZeAlmighty
@DaniZeAlmighty 10 дней назад
dont worry, his hours are botted anyway
@Wiverhn
@Wiverhn 3 месяца назад
might be a little late but i wanted to point out how his terraria hours converted to days is 787.5 days. thats about 3 years of NON-STOP terraria playing. Jynxi would fear this man (not even mentioning the other 10k hours he has on basically every other game)
@goodboi6329
@goodboi6329 4 месяца назад
This looks more like a myspace page, or a personal website, good on them
@morbidity2008
@morbidity2008 13 дней назад
Just makes me sad how he just buys games to fill up hrs, not even play them.
@missk1697
@missk1697 Месяц назад
At least it's not a cringe hentai profile, that gives him some redeeming quality.
@ninshu9073
@ninshu9073 4 месяца назад
i have footage of this mf hacking in terraria PvP, which was taken pretty seriously by me and a small community of others back when this video was recorded. not only did he cheat, he lied about this and had a persistent toxic demeanor in the community. i'm not sure how to post it because it looks like posting links in comments gets them filtered, but i do have the video and can easily provide it if needed.
@breadtheloafening6260
@breadtheloafening6260 4 месяца назад
I want to see it
@mikadosannoji553
@mikadosannoji553 4 месяца назад
post it in your channel
@MariusKennedy
@MariusKennedy 4 месяца назад
can you upload the footage?
@zenith0079
@zenith0079 3 месяца назад
Its ninshu. I've talked with him before hes activer on a bunch of different programming forms, but as for cheating definitely i could see that happening lol. His thread he made about beating the game with like 9 achievements or something, i dont think he actually spent time to do it and just wrote about it and pretended to do it.
@cool-soap
@cool-soap 26 дней назад
this guy out here saying "my bois need me" as if he's a cod bro but looks like a Tootsie Roll.
@waddle_playr863
@waddle_playr863 4 месяца назад
LMAO the game in the description of the video is labeled sadness
@UbeR000
@UbeR000 2 месяца назад
“My steam account is better than yours because it shows that I do nothing but sit in my room and play UNO🤓👆”
@Poopenfarden
@Poopenfarden Месяц назад
he must've become some sort of omnipotent uno master demi god from playing that much Uno Jesus christ
@sc6undrel
@sc6undrel 3 месяца назад
people dont realize this but this is just the average steam profile
@vax.8491
@vax.8491 4 месяца назад
oh yeah that guy blocked me because i cheated my fishing achievements in terraria LMAO
@superseriousbagels9341
@superseriousbagels9341 4 месяца назад
who wouldnt cheat them? they're so hard
@tiorast6802
@tiorast6802 3 месяца назад
he can cheat but you can´t xD
@MashonDev
@MashonDev 22 дня назад
@@superseriousbagels9341 It's not hard. It's TEDIOUS
@vax.8491
@vax.8491 17 дней назад
@@tiorast6802 RIGHT like how are you gonna blatantly bot all of your hours and say that im cheating
@tiorast6802
@tiorast6802 17 дней назад
@@vax.8491 truly hypo guy right there xD
@practic4l349
@practic4l349 4 месяца назад
Mf is using his entire wage on electric bills
@G-Cole-01
@G-Cole-01 4 месяца назад
his 2 atom computer is getting mcfucking ubercharged trying to run all that stuff
@Fartfunnyhaha
@Fartfunnyhaha 3 месяца назад
mf has a free water bill
@ArtwellI
@ArtwellI 3 месяца назад
this is like the saying "empty browser history says more than a full one" or something like that. Like come on those numbers aren't even believable
@TheKingofBunga2912
@TheKingofBunga2912 3 месяца назад
There's also another profile who's literally the most hated person of Steam. He spams links and tons of people hate him and even send him death threats on his steam comment pages. Even wild than this.
@jadenharris1822
@jadenharris1822 4 месяца назад
as a texan we do not claim him
@CheezeDoodler
@CheezeDoodler 2 месяца назад
Has a 5 years on steam badge, If you sum up the hours on the top four games that he has played it sums up to around 56000 hours, A year has around 8000 hours, 56000 is around 7 years, this man played more hours, than years of his steam accounts existence
@bestsuvinthemarket
@bestsuvinthemarket 4 месяца назад
gotta love the world of weird ass steam profiles man
@colmitecportal4291
@colmitecportal4291 2 месяца назад
this is the first time I have ever heard of achievement spoofing, damn that's just sad
@denispahomov7221
@denispahomov7221 4 месяца назад
Mfs breaking the reality just by playing around 2000 hours in 2 weeks lmfao
@kizbo69
@kizbo69 4 месяца назад
Whoever plays terraria is either very based or ninjas who would have animated anime girls on their profile
@Nigjaslayer9000
@Nigjaslayer9000 3 месяца назад
based? based on what?
@Proto_Divi
@Proto_Divi Месяц назад
not if you like mods
@LOLMGS
@LOLMGS 2 месяца назад
What's funny is that some games can't even be completed 100% in one day. My guy just doesn't want to hide it anymore
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