The Most Tone-Deaf Video Ever Made 

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she spent $18k on a whim and then vented to the internet about how she still got everything she wanted.

Nothing could’ve prepared me for the way her apology video started 💀

This is gonna sound like one of those fake “everybody clapped” stories, but right when Kurtis said “Thunder? I hardly know her,” a huge blast of thunder happened outside and it scared the shit out of me. It was like a vine boom irl.

her confessing to arousing her bird when she was addressed for something else feels like when hard rock nick went live and said “i never stole money from my mom”

Actually choked on my drink when she apologized for sexually arousing her bird... That was never on my bingo card

She’s exactly what I’d expect a friend of James Charles to be.

I just realized this is the same girl who also was involved in the whole “being straight but hooking up with girls for men thing” so that’s fun

Tara: Yeah, I got a bird with zero prior research and also sexually aroused it. Also Tara: I'm thE bEsT oWNeR fOr thAT bIrD

By "I've given away 10 tickets" she definitely means she brought a friend with her

I am overly confident that the ten tickets she "gave away" are the ones she bought for her friends.

As a bird person, she just makes me go "ew" in the most heartfelt way imaginable. Additionally: as a person who grew up poor and did not have access to luxuries like concerts, the way she acts just screams to me, "I am insufferable and you do not want to be around me!"

"I got a bird and did zero research beforehand" absolute nightmare of a sentence and unsurprised it led somewhere awful

"I never even say finna, it just sort of came out because I was flustered" has the exact same energy as the old "sorry for calling u shawty i say it when im nervous" tweet

Her apologizing for turning her bird on or whatever had me crying

If I had a Nickel for everytime a Creater had to apologize for arousing their pet, I would have 2 Nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

i cant be the only one who finds it incredibly strange that people seem to care more about her being tone deaf than her literally abusing her bird

the thing is half of the people weren't even inherently mad at her they were just making fun of her

this womans apology is like apologizing for murder when you got arrested for shoplifting

As someone who lives in South Africa... Being able to go to Harry styles concert more than once is a miracle. Non-African artists hardly ever ever come to anywhere in Africa, meanwhile South Africa is pretty westernised anyway so it's not even a massive uprooting from the other places they would go to on tour 😭 Like I remember when one direction came to SA and we went fucking mental, I went and lost my mind, I don't think we've recovered from it

I wanna tell you guys, she says that she was joking about how she still touches her bird on her back, she literally did it multiple times in the video people got mad at her for. It wasn’t just her admitting, she was actively doing it

The funniest part was finding out she went to almost every concert. Sometimes people get desperate to see their favorite artist if it’s one of those once in a lifetime things but… she’s seen this concert so many times. Like the exact same show. “What else was I supposed to do” wait until next week and go then?

“I don’t ever say finna, I only say it when I’m flustered” She should get married with the person who says shawty when they’re serious

Literally never even had $8,000 at a single point in time.

10:49 the SECOND she said she pet her bird on the back my jaw fucking dropped. not only did she not do research on her animal, but she was fucking masterbating it. as a bird owner the “WTF” is strong

That apology video is like someone apologizing and accidentally confessing to a bunch of stuff you didn't even know about

My fave part is Tara is all for “mental health” and then is like “if you get mad when I say offensive shit you’re just weak” 🤦🏽‍♀️

10:35 okay big red flag; for me at least, calling your pet 'it' or 'the thing' why not 'him' or 'the bird' or '(the bird's name)'

My heart really goes out to her for not receiving her tickets and then having to take the time to enter the parents' credit card again to buy new tickets. What an absolutely repugnant person.

it’s hilarious that she doesn’t realize that a majority of the people that were “mad” at her for the finna stuff were making fun of her

not surprising that she thinks it's funny to touch animals inappropriately if she's friends with james charles

I love how there's a brief side note that he met Jeff Goldblum and then just continues the video

Isnt this the same girl who said she likes kissing women only because men like it and when her boyfriend said it was weird she called him crazy 💀💀

Every time Kurtis makes an "I hardly know her" joke an angel get's it's wings and we have peace on earth for a second.

was not surprised to see tara say this. considering she was fine with throwing her furniture off a third floor balcony and got angry when someone was upset she almost hit them

This girl is actively hated in the queer community too for completely unrelated reasons & her apology for that was just as horrendous ❤

“I’m looking at you, John Wilkes Booth” took me out at the KNEES

I can’t imagine spending $10,000 to not sit down for four hours

i like how she straight up admitted that “finna” isn’t even part of her vernacular and then proceeded to get mad at people for calling her out for it 😭

i watched a drunk guy almost get kicked out of (or fully get kicked out of? idk it was 2017) an imagine dragons concert once. it stood out so much to me because like. WHO gets so drunk and rowdy at an IMAGINE DRAGONS CONCERT. also, yes, that was the tour for the album that "thunder" came from

i also would like to point out how in her 'apology' she said she never says 'finna', but in comments she has said 'it's part of her vocabulary' and that it 'slipped out' bc of how often she uses it

“She sounded like she was at a bar.” Does she realise that when you’re calling customer service you’re not calling people’s personal phone numbers?

Kurtis and Jenna’s fashion sense is impeccable. The wedding photos were immaculate

I cannot tell you how horrified I was as someone named Wren when you opened with “Sponsored by Wren” I had a mini heart attack- thank you Mayor Kurtis for waking me up again on this fine evening as I watch this for the first time 😂

9:36 this makes me mad because there are a lot of people who don’t get a chance to go to those concerts because people like her go every single night and buy a bunch of tickets. Save them for people who deserve to go.

Things I have learned about Tara include: she purposefully arouses her pet bird, she has multiple DUIs but still scolds people for drunk driving, she has taken out a gas pump, she tried to go to every Harry Styles concert, she once scolded people online for not doing anything and taking accountability when she has her rich dad getting her out of trouble for her drunk driving incidents and also mocked people for calling her out for being racist.

The bird thing makes me so sad, the arousal thing is funny for a second until you find out that repetitive sexual arousal can lead to birds mutilating themselves and cause depressive episodes. It is considered emotional abuse. Birds are very smart, like toddler smart :(.

Birds are such intelligent and emotional animals. Nothing is sadder than someone getting an animal, let alone something as demanding as a bird, for internet clout. She doesn’t even understand why the arousal thing is so important to keep in mind, instead it’s something she laughs childishly at and gets angry when she’s called out for not doing any diligent research before bringing it home to feature in her Tik Toks. I hope little birdie is safe, settled and looked after despite her motivation to bring it home

As a metal head whose seen many, many mosh pits, hearing "sitting in the pit" for a Harry Stiles concert had me on the floor 😅😅

Just want to add that Tara spent upwards of $30,000 last year on harry styles concerts. That’s the annual salary of many teachers across the country

"Just because worse things happen, doesn't mean the thing you did is automatically good" Preach Kurtis 🙌

can always rely on kurtis to humble the most punchable ppl

6:05 how did i JUST realize kurtis was using a tape dispenser as a phone in this skit????

Congrats on being Jenna’s husband!!! The bird moaning will forever be funny and I hope ppl stitch her videos with it cause it’s hilarious

Jeff Goldblum is so lucky. Imagine getting to meet Kurtis Conner.

11:37 ain’t no way you just did that 💀 Shane Dawson 💀💀

I was lucky enough to be able to get tickets to see Taylor at the Eras Tour, the entitlement this girl has to complain abt not getting pit seats for the 12th time is crazy

I can’t believe in her “apology” she literally said the line “if you’re mad at that you’re not gonna make it very far in this life” LIKE WHAT 😂

no one's gonna mention how she bought a whole bird without doing any research THEN said she won't defend why she's the best owner because she "loves it". she 100% just bought that bird to make tik toks with. i hatee influencer animals, but i guess i just won't make it in this life huh. F in the chat.

omg congrats dude, thats awesome!! I've been a supporter of the channel for a while and I love your vids. keep up the good work!

Harry-ween, doesn’t get any better than that name

Times are hard rn. But Kurtis is here to overuse that one barbie ‘balls’ clip and to present extra greetings, and for that we say thank you.

I’m so glad someone’s finally talking about the absurdity of all these Harry Styles girlies spending thousands of dollars to see the same show over and over all over the country. It’s ridiculous and I don’t understand where they get the money.

i just want to say, a few months ago, i had no idea who you were. now, youve helped me through so much and i am so thankful. seriously, thank you so much for what youve done.

Rewatching this and seeing the “keeping busy” joke and the hint he was bringing it to us at home was so good

this girl also posted a video saying “do people even work anymore” and, “people are so lazy” when they were in their bed when they posted their bereal. she’s insane

the most annoying part of her “apology” for me was that she doesn’t realize everyone is making fun of her most people aren’t angry they’re laughing at her

Can’t believe him and Danny finally got together

Love how humble and emotionally mature you are; you've been a big part of my own development in becoming an actual human.

Can’t believe our lord and savior Jeff Goldblum himself blessed Kurtis’ and Jenna’s union. Congratulations, you guys. I hope your marriage is long, healthy, happy, and full of joy and laughter ❤

she also had a video where she shamed people with normal jobs and stated that she works so much harder as an influencer

This us one of my favorite videos, i love how chill it feels and rhe editing is jsut perfect

Seeing the ring on your hand warmed my heart! Congrats! (I know Im late, Ive just started YT again lol)

i can imagine kurtis in a corner when he's scripting his videos, just laughing manically at his own jokes. king behavior.

If I had a nickle for every time an internet personality had to apologize for arousing their pets I'd have two nickles, which isn't that much, but it's weird that it happened twice.

15:37 ONG that’s how I feel abt the entire crowd singing at concerts through the WHOLE SHOW. Like bro I paid to hear Lady Gaga on stage, not Bethany Smith 2 feet away from me

That bird moan sound effect never fails to make me laugh out loud. My mind has degenerated to sudden funny noise funny

this is one of my pet peeves-there’s not a mosh pit at a harry styles concert. they don’t sell “pit” tickets. it’s GENERAL ADMISSION. she finna be in GA

congratulations Jeff Goldblum and Kurtis on your wedding! nice of jenna to be so supportive

Honestly, the point of the story is how much she had to spend because her original tickets didnt arrive, so the price is actually pretty important

When I got scammed out of tickets to convention last year, luckily I was able to get a Sunday pass. And I persisted this year and got some of my money back last year. I’m lucky I’m able to have disposable income rn but I know that won’t be for long cause I’m not in a situation where I’m guaranteed to have disposable income like I do now for the rest of my life, cause rent is getting so expensive now 😭

If she grew up poor she wouldn’t act like this period.

it's honestly astounding that with harry's entire brand being kindness and being respectful, this sort of behaviour isn't alien to a concerning part of his fanbase

Rewatching this right now, I just realized that the Jeff Goldblum pictures kinda look like he was the one who recognized kurtis, and that makes me smile.

4:47 I love the weird oh yeah

Oh Kurtis. Sincerely, congrats. It’s not every day someone gets new fingers. It truly is a beautiful moment. I’m sure you’ll never forget it as long as you live!

The whole arousing her bird thing infuriates me... research is always important when you get a pet, but it's ESPECIALLY important when it's an unusual pet like a reptile, amphibian, or bird.

5:14 concert tickets have gotten so expensive lately it’s ridiculous. I spent way more than I should’ve just to sit in the nosebleeds of Taylor swift who I’ve wanted to see for years. The whole Ticketmaster thing was screwed up.

12:50 Also she's not being rude to 'poor' people. She was getting Death Threats and people were VERY overdramatic about what she said. People make mistakes and I mean I don't even really see where her mistake was, but you know people see things differently and have their opinions and that's okie.

Gotta love how the first three minutes is just Kurtis talking about how good his life is going. Like we get it dude, you're happy and successful and cool and your doing great and we're all happy for you. that's it we're all happy for you

I feel like Tara is that girl who wholeheartedly believes that by going to every Harry Styles concert, he'll eventually notice her and think she's "not like the other girls", and fall in love 😒

I've had concert tickets not show up due to system errors before and I was on the verge of tears because I was convinced I would miss out on a concert I spent all of my birthday money on and ended up crying with relief when they gave me a free seat for it and the fact that when I bought that ticket I had to get on the phone with my bank saying it wasn't a fraudulent transaction for spending what amounted to taking two of my college's classes' worth of money on one of the best nights of my life, and it was *at most* ONE FIFTH OF WHAT SHE SPENT makes me angry. Like you said, if you can drop that amount of money and be fine please don't complain about spending that amount of money and expect the people out of your pay roll to sympathize with you. Also congrats on getting married!!!

Getting married AND running into Jeff Goldblum the same week ?! Daaamn ! Congratulations on your wedding Kurtis and Jenna !!

i like how he just glosses over meeting Jeff fucking Goldblum

Remember we had some budgies as kids, AND I was like "Look dad Look dad when I tickle its back it goes all funny!" He looked it up and said "dont do that anymore" :D

I love Curtis’ ads always comes at me at the funniest times “wait till you hear about nine el-“ (ad)

The most harmful video she ever made was the one where she was laughing at the fact that she pets her bird in a sexually stimulating way for the bird. She made a video laughing at people in the avian husbandry space who were telling her the way she was petting her parrot (in their errogenous zones) was funny and that she would do it anyway. For those that don’t know, petting a parrot in their errogenous zones (under the wings, on the back, on the stomach, etc.) signals to the bird that you want to be their sexual companion instead of their caregiver. Not only this but it has SERIOUS mental and physical ramifications on the parrot. I , as well as many others, take in neglected , abused, and unwanted parrots. Many of which have suffered from owners who pet errogenous zones (either intentional or not). It is really heart breaking and honestly lost all respect when she made a video laughing about it and was petting him sexually IN THE VIDEO and said something along the lines of them having “eggs together”-GROSS. If someone did that to a dog or cat they would be SICK-why is it “funny” when it’s a bird? Funny enough she made videos talking about his screaming -which is a screaming behavioral problem. Parrots only call at dawn and dusk with their occasional species specific vocalizations. The birds screaming could be a result of her sexually stimulating and frustrating the bird. Hopefully he won’t develop self mutilation behaviors due to her husbandry -such as plucking and many others.

The "apology" was crazy because instead of saying sorry, she called people stupid and sensitive for pointing out her racism 🥴

12:59 it was at this moment that a 25 second unskippable ad for some military airforce game interrupted my viewing experience. This shit was funny as fuck.

8:21 yooo Kurtis is a south park fan‼️‼️(at 3AM) (gone wrong😨)