@@namantherockstarGet a real job you made yourself look like a ass hat with that "my parents will buy me a camera" statement get it yourself don't depend on your parents for it, like potato head Biden has said "come on man" 😂😂😂
also Everything is the supposed Brothels, Philippina Mafia, Taco Tuesday MIDRATs is anything But tacos... I mean there is a reason the Carrier being called a city at sea (The Bronx for east Coast, Compton for West Coast)... really, they could do Law & Order: AirLant and it would be a thing... but mostly it would cover the HT's constantly unpluming tampons in the aft pipes and the occasional investigating fan-room follies (cliff hangers being either the Chem-Lit bandit or the Phantom Shitter)...
Well, this took off, so I might as well put this. I work at the Naval Aviation Development Center in Fallon, and the team here, pilots and all, love your videos. We’ve got a few F-35 pilots that stop by and love the 22. Keep doing what you’re doing.
The only times war did determine who was right was during the American Civil War and World War II. Literally everyone knew who were the bad guys (Confederacy, Nazi Germany etc) in those wars.
I actually found it funny at 0:47 with the, "Talk shit behind my back all you want to but I will knock on your door and ask you what the fuck you want."
A-10: Started with a gun, ended up with an aircraft F-35: Started with a computer, ended up with a flying computer F-15: Started with a mission, ended up with a different one because the opps were too scared to show up F-22: Started with a dream, ended up without any enemies, not a single one
@LordElmo420 Alternatieve. B-52: Started with a B-17, ended up with the longest active serving aircraft *in the world*. I could be wrong though feel free to double-check that. Edit. I did check and it appears to be older aircrafts still in service. *However* these aircrafts are not the same as the Grandpa Buff. Like, the oldest fighter still technically in service is the MiG-17, developed in 1952. However we know it does not hold a candle to any other semi-modern aircrafts.
America accidentally turning everything into an aircraft is the equivalent of me trying not to play as a Stealth Archer every playthrough in Skyrim. It just happens and I have no idea how, but I like it!
@@zachelkins1229 "How did that happen?" "Well we took Florida Man and sent him to Japan as part of a research collaboration, with half of an unlimited defense budget..."
@@zachelkins1229welp…. The engineer who was behind the real life gundam tourist attraction teamed up with his son and let’s just say….. we are getting machines from the 86 anime. Shits fucking wild.
@nickhilbert9376 the Yokohama one? I've wanted to see it in person ever since I heard about it. Still it is exciting that soon™️ we might have something like even a Zaku or Leo.
"Who the fuck pissed off the USA?" Everyone, Ireland, everyone🤣 Glad to see a long skit, HLC! May your muse and current events bless you with the ability to make more like it. Free time pending, of course.
There is no such thing as overkill. If you are not significantly stinger than your opponent in a war something somewhere has gone HORRIBLY, HORRIBLY WRONG
Overkill's problem is it requires a good training program because real world experience is so hard to get. The only real experience you usually get are against opponents who lack understanding, mental capacity and a sense of their own mortality. (teenagers?)
In the wise words of Curtis LeMay - "Use overwhelming military force. Use too much and deliberately use too much; you’ll save lives, not only your own, but the enemy’s too."
As a Sailor, I love the fact you gave the USN carriers the Chong voice. Also, to quote a certain sci-fi series... Maxim 37: There is no overkill; only "open fire" and "I need to reload."
It hasn't been the first time for Israel in quite a few decades now, bud. They've literally been low key either removing Palestinians from their own homes in favour of illegal settlements or outright killing them almost since the word go.
I didn’t even serve on one, and I can attest that (aside from a few high strung individuals) the Navy is pretty chill. Just ask the other branches what our fitness levels are 😂
"Look man, we just sit here and watch the planes come and go. Make sure they got their packages for delivery. It's chill." Seems ... pretty accurate to me, also former Navy.
An extra 5 minute long HLC video is definitely a special blessing for us all I love how USA just gave an entire history lesson to the Iran and Iraq there along with him showing off his beautiful air force... *BUT HEY Now where was Grandpa BUFF in that!!*
Love peeking behind the scenes at your creativity. Also, it's totally appropriate that the carrier is chill, it's a well-defended ocean-going RV that is constantly taking in the scenery, after all. It's the rabid little children inside the RV that you have to worry about!
Also we kinda want that thing to be chill, considering the sheer terrifying amount of hate and pain it can just suddenly unload on everything within its considerable range. So he's chill.. until he's not.
Strangely that makes a hell of a lot of sense. He would have to be chill AF cause he's higher than the flight ceiling of what he's carrying so that he dosent loose his goddamn mind!😂
"It's the rabid little children inside the RV that you have to worry about!" Hmm...... not quite. If Carriers could hold F-22's, then that statement would be totally true. How about hyper-active little children?
"War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left." There's a level of honesty in all of these I appreciate the hell out of. Even as I wonder how many people might be missing the nuance.
just please, more a-10. im a scotsman who has loved that aircraft all my life because it feels like the spirit animal of my country, and now the voice is perfect!
It takes skill to create the right reverberating emotion through time. US military says "12 Days of Christmas," and most people say "nice song, but too repetitive." The people that know however, have a shiver run through them. That shiver, that is the goal.
11 carries. 9 amphibious that anywhere else would be called a carrier, but they also bring a few thousand marines. So 20. The US really has 20 aircraft carriers. We have a amazing resource in terms of capital ships. But we need some cheaper escorts so we can actually get places. A multi-billion dollar destroyer that can do everything is just not practical as a workhorse vessel
@@davidpascoe293I’m sorry, did you say the navy’s army? Soooo like are we saying the army’s air force? The air forces navy? The space forces infantry? That’s….odd….but to correct you on the real matter….the US Air Force has the biggest air force in the world….the US navy has the 2nd biggest air force in the world….literally
@@namantherockstarDo you have a smartphone? then you don't need a camera, your phone already has one. That and it will be significantly easier to upload to RU-vid from your phone than from a dedicated camera. Stop begging, start posting, and see if your content is worthy to be on the stage.
Isn't there now a missile in development the aim260 joint strike missile its roughly the size of an aim120 amraam but can shoot at air and ground targets and with f35s f16s f18s f15s and awacs where they can use eachothers radars to guide these things so in theory now an f35 can be a forward aircraft that can just be the guidance to f15ex's absolutely loaded with aim120s or the aim260
Ah the F-35. Gets outskilled by the Gripen in terms of ease of use, turnaround time, all weather capaility, amount of weaponry (For the F-35 internal), Price and maneuverability with the Gripen itself being a better AWACS than the F-35 could ever be with better datalink. Also Meteor, IRIS-T and ASRAAM go woooosh
As an American I feel like most of NATO stays in a perpetual state of wondering "who da fuk pissed off the USA?" And I love it. Also, much love from an American son with Irish heritage. 👍
It was LESS than 100 hours. I was there and I had a watch. Timed it. 96 and a half hours. That's when OUR officers and our administration stopped us. 👍🇺🇸
Yes, I'm from Texas listening to a man from Colorado stationed in Oklahoma talking about world events in funny voices and laughing my ass off. It's not my fault. My father (an Air Force E8) raised me this way!
As Retired US Navy Serviceman (Aug. 84 - Aug. 14 - Military Police) I approve of the usage of Tommy Chong as the voice of the USS Gerald R. Ford! One CO of a ship I was on had the entire collection of Tommy Chong's movies in the ships onboard video library! 😅
I was actually thinking Tommy Chong makes sense for the Ford because of all the development problems it's had with all the new systems. Launch and recovery systems, ordnance elevators, everything is just way too laid back and trippy to function the way the Department of the Boat People wants it to.
@@A_Qwynide F-22 - Started with a plan to make a stealth fighter jet. End with Well Whatever the F-22 is today. A wild crazy airborne weapon system that can suddenly decide it forgot how to fly.
"You know the Navy isn't going to like that" As a former squid who considers all international naval affairs as the world's largest game of "I'm not touching you lol", I do indeed like that. Carry on.
I love to think about it like some stoner guy came up with the idea: "Dude? What Dude? Dude, what if a big gun... but flight? Dude!!" In relation to the A10
@@bitze865 legend has it, the ginsu hellfire missile variant (sword knife arrow missile) was designed by a stoner who was into hunting, the missile is non-explosive and just before hitting the target it deploys several meter long swords to shred the target. This thing is the American attempt at a "flying gullotine" and has been used extensively to scalp important bad guys with surgical precision.
As a magic the gathering nerd, there is a card with the flavor text of “war is an act that determines not who is right, but who is left”, and it’s stuck with me for years. Real “the winners write the history books” energy. Thanks for working that in there!
The Navy from the view of Marines are the world's most chill Uber driver. That no matter what they pick you up in, there is never enough room for you to be comfortable.
There's another concept that I want to develop into something pithy: "Only the survivors of war get charged with war crimes," and/or "When war gets serious, the rules of war pack up and leave." Sort of corollaries of "It's never a War Crime the first time," but with the context of, "When you're serious or desperate enough, War Crimes start to look like War Doctrines." Maybe that's the one.
except no they dont and every country has been tried for war crimes after ww2 at least once england had dresden massacre and the US had the DEF debacle under eisenhouer. so no youre ass pulling like simple people who like to justify immoral practices from their allies always do.
@@sharktenko267 every country that has experienced a side of any war has dabbled in war crimes. If they were not charged it was because they didn't get caught or they had a better PR team.
As a Canadian with some experience bridging the gaps between Americans and British folk (a diaper = a nappy etc) you get the UK perfectly! The accent, the cracking decorum and the abject bafflement at everything American does is bang on, Buddy! Keep up the good work! PS could you please do a deep dive into Canada’s war crimes? This might be a good time to remind the world just who else runs with the big dogs. 🇨🇦❤🇺🇸❤🇬🇧
I want a time machine to go back and see the Roman version of you playing with little wooden figures talking about Legions, chariots, invading Britain and clapping Cleopatra’s cheeks
I always thought this guys A-10 immitation was "Dirty Harry the airplane 'do you feel lucky punk!?!?' " and his f-15 was "the grizzled vetran from texas- the airplane" I also thought his f-22 was "batman the airplane, screw loose while defending gotham and he is neurotic because he is fighting to save a city that is already lost; and the villains he is fighting? are shadowy reflections of himself" LOOOOOOOOOOOVE his wholesom moment video and story time with grampa buff video though!
The most effective news ever. This needs to be a show on tv because I’m actually paying attention And have learned above anything .. Don’t touch the boats
I was a below decker on a carrier during OEF and New Dawn. The carrier voice was appropriate. There's more chill at sea, especially with an enemy to hunt. Keeps the Kahki's occupied.
As a proud Navy Vet, I whole heartedly approve of the character for the CVN's. I was floating along in CVN-65 when 9/11 happened so I also agree that it's the rabid critters inside the RV that are the dangerous part. The RV is just how we get where we need to go in comfort and style. :) Nothing says "hello" or FAFO better then pulling up in 4.7 Acres of sovereign US territory with more aircraft and weapons that 95% of the other countries.
I think you got the carriers voice half right. When they are on route sailing, totally chill, enjoying the moment, relaxed. When they get on station, preforming operations, should transition to an overworked small town mayor/drill instructor/overloaded parent. How many sailors, aircraft, and secondary surface vessels does a carrier need to coordinate with? So, yeah, super chill, enjoying the down time when possible, super stressed and busy when -it hits the fan.
UK“Unite States, did you just send a second carrier group in there?” U.S “yeah I did, oh wait do you think two is not enough? I have like nine more” 😂 murica baby!
If you every have to do voices for the SM missiles like the SM-2, SM-3, SM-6, or other surface to air missiles. You should make them act like the aliens from Toy Story, but instead of the claw it’s Aegis selecting them.
A carrier being a stoner makes total sense though because think of it like this they're stoners because they're insane from having to hear the insane shit each aircraft tells them when they just want to vibe on the water
Love it. “Do You think two isn’t enough? I have like 9 more.” One carrier battle group is you peaked our interest and we’re keeping a eye on you, two is if you keep it up things will get real serious real fast.
I wish the History Channel would give you a budget to make a history of modern military equipment series for them. Each episode would be about 45 minutes in this format. 😂😂😂
So then please explain how Ukraine took three months and lost 80,000 people we trained to NATO standards using NATO methods and NATO equipment attacking the Russian defensive line and not even making it past the security perimeter ahead of the first real defenses. Also, check the news. Kupyansk. Avdiivka.
As someone who served 12 years Navy and 7 of em were on sea duty I whole heartedly approve of Ford being Tommy Chong! (Side note I'd love to see you give CG's some love along with the DDG and CVN. They're the modern battleship, while the last few of em are still floating around, and as an air defender I'm sure you'd appreciate the "it flies, it dies" motto)
I seem to remember an AnimarchyHistory video interviewing HLC where they touched on the Aegis system. One of them admitted that the SPY-1 radar and Aegis combat system actually scares them, probably because you can switch it to automatic and blow all those target icons into no shape at all without any further human input.
@@kemarisite Not quite true, there is still human input required as far as track designation. Once the system has no hostile tracks, the system would stop. That was how I spent much of my CIC watches in the Gulf, interrogating unknowns and comms with AWC on possibles. Same thing with CIWS, yes there is an "Auto" function, but there are parameters to prevent auto engagement. Without the "human in the loop" stuff, the system would be engaging every swell and false return that SPY picked up.
Really? I haven't heard anything about it in our public media, I know that our government provided free transport to all Poles who wanted to return to Poland and didn`t want to stay in Israel (so it would have to be someone kidnapped earlier, certainly not now)... All those interested have already returned to Poland safely. Where did you hear such information?
Hamas would genuinely stop existing the next day if that happened. And that's without bombing civilians and crying boo hoo, your bombs and planes are useless unless you commit war crimes.
That’s because they are propaganda that feeds into what you want to hear. For example, you don’t want to hear about the fact that Ukrainians trained up to NATO standards and using native equipment with native methods lost 80,000 people over three months. And failed to break out of the Russian outer security pickets That weren’t even meant to be seriously defended. Lazo, don’t want to hear the fact that America has been at war for all but 18 of its gears existing as a country and ever since 1868 America has been constantly at war and American troops have been overseas unceasingly for over a century. The only thing he got right was the stuff about Palestinian terrorists, Andand Iran giving them money.
Thank you these kids got the shortest memory I've ever seen in my life and remind them that generation that did it is very much alive and very much still here and we will do it again if we have to
"America? Why did you send 2 carrier battelgroups towards Hamas?" "Because its build, its funded and the people on there are in desperate need of some action. But the short answer is, because i can!"
While I agree with the voice for the Carrier, if you do a 7th Fleet destroyer, I recommend either an overworked, angry soccer mom or a coked-up, worn out, angry version of Sheldon. Especially if they’re an ASW platform.
@@realmenhavelittledogs2661 T-Agos 23 and 21 2014-2019, DDG-89 (Mustin) 2020-2021 (damn homeport shift). 7th Fleet is way more fun than the other in my opinion.
The good thing about a second carrier, if it's utilized properly, is the potential for humanitarian aid. Power gen, water filtration, housing. Alot of lives could be saved by those carriers.
When you eventually have the Iowas make a guest appearance, I want each to have it's own personality. Wisconsin has a temper, Missouri pretends they're still relevant because they haven't accepted they're no longer the center of attention, New Jersey is just a quiet badass, and Iowa is the drunk that shot itself in the foot.
@@CircusJeanie2399 Speak softly and carry a big stick. NJ is badass because she sunk an island, and quiet because she knows she's badass and ain't gotta prove it to nobody.
Moral of this video?: *DONT FUCK WITH THE US.* We’re like the Death Corps from Warhammer, except we don’t die (Also, can confirm the A-10 still sounds like a mental patient) Edit: I haven’t played 40k (I don’t have any way to play it *currently* ) so I’m sry if I didn’t use the right analogy. I just chose the Kreigsmen bc they are normal humans who dominate in a galaxy of super-powered beings (or so I’ve come to understand) and I just thought the U.S. is just like that, minus the complete lack of a self-preservation instinct
@@TheOriginalJphyper See the thing is, you're all black airforce energy all the time, about everything. That's what makes you so great at war. It just doesn't translate very well to things that aren't war.
A-10 “We turned this gun into a plane.” F-35 “We turned this computer into a plane.” F-16 “We turned the M16 into a plane.” F-15 “Oh shit, Russian propaganda. I need to beat that.” F-22 “Oh shit, Russian propaganda. I need to beat that (part 2).” This is a great breakdown video as always. Honestly kinda digging surfer aircraft carrier though!
"Standing up about as well as Steven Hawking" made my fucking ears ring dude holy SHIT. I find it wild as fuck how little most of the internet is talking about Hamas actively hiding in the civilian population though.
Because its old news, its what they do all the time. Its all they can do because they are such weak little losers who know they cant win no matter how hard they crotch thrust towards allah. The last time they started this we had all the stories of hamas snipers in churches and weapon stockpiles under schools being found. Now its just acknowledged as how they always work.
I kinda think of an aircraft carrier as having Cliff Clavin's voice, from Cheers: "Hey, ah, where did you want that mobile Naval Air Station located?" And yes, I know that a Cheers reference means I'm old.
Thank you for the longer video!! I enjoyed it greatly.... I hope you keep making longer ones.... Then again these types of videos are some of the favorite of mine of your videos, though I do watch the other videos as well....
I truly enjoy these bubba! Thank you for taking the time, as limited as it already is given that you’re busy defending our nation and instructing hundreds of others to do the same…not to mention being a husband and family man, so thank you to wifey as well! God Bless and Semper Fi 🖍️(I prefer green, but red was the only option🤷🏻♂️😂😂)
