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@ChillerMan.
@ChillerMan. Месяц назад
“That god damn warthunder!” Nobody is safe from the warthunder fans.
@ShawnF6FHellcat
@ShawnF6FHellcat Месяц назад
As another slave to the snail overlords, I fully endorse this statement.
@flightmaster529
@flightmaster529 Месяц назад
Especially when they want to prove a point and/or want more accurate gameplay with most vehicles. They really are a retarded, but talented community. And tactically toxic too.
@citieman
@citieman Месяц назад
Warthunder !?
@Vertutame
@Vertutame Месяц назад
they need to stop advertising being realistic and pissed veteran enough to leak the info.
@thejestor9378
@thejestor9378 Месяц назад
@@Vertutame That’s why I only provide unclassified info to it to ensure some old school planes will work like they are supposed to!!
@e-train765
@e-train765 Месяц назад
"Your soldiers on the front lines are like bananas; they start green, turn yellow & die in bunches." Not even Mr. Freeze could cool off that burn, holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SonicSlicer
@SonicSlicer Месяц назад
Not even Mr. Freeze in the middle of winter on Antarctica in the dead of the Ice Age could cool off that burn, my dude.
@chrisreynolds6143
@chrisreynolds6143 Месяц назад
Legit choked on coffee when I heard it
@MeatlBeastShred
@MeatlBeastShred Месяц назад
I laughed for an inordinate amount of time at this zinger. 🔥🔥🔥
@aulderx1437
@aulderx1437 Месяц назад
Someone call lord Gwyn, the age of fire will continue for a millennia more after that one.
@TheRibottoStudios
@TheRibottoStudios Месяц назад
A full restore wouldn't work either lol
@leosantana1309
@leosantana1309 Месяц назад
US: "If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly." Actual quote from David Hackworth
@jfletcher12
@jfletcher12 9 часов назад
"If you're not cheating you're not fucking trying hard enough" - Quote from my actual Drill Sergeant in 2004.
@Astr0-1408
@Astr0-1408 Месяц назад
This one straight up had the "There's no need to wonder where you God is... Cuz he's right here... And he's fresh out of mercy" energy
@irishbrewgaming2296
@irishbrewgaming2296 Месяц назад
@Astr0-1408 Now I gotta go back and watch the entire SAO abridged series......... because it's been recently updated.
@longwlenguyen4214
@longwlenguyen4214 Месяц назад
Lol Russia gonna be like: "You know calling someone a B***h seem so negative, what I meant they were brave and strong and F**king terrifying!"
@alxphx
@alxphx Месяц назад
“My wounds heal faster than you can make them. We could do this all day, and you would not be any closer to beating me, not that it wouldn’t be fun.“
@Astr0-1408
@Astr0-1408 Месяц назад
@@alxphx swe fans are everywhere...
@alxphx
@alxphx Месяц назад
@@Astr0-1408 “He’s in the walls…”
@kitsunescharnhorst9712
@kitsunescharnhorst9712 Месяц назад
"Gonna fart on his pillow" rides hard for us elder kin
@RobertO-rg7kk
@RobertO-rg7kk Месяц назад
Pink eye…….is one of my weaknesses
@stephenmenchaca7470
@stephenmenchaca7470 Месяц назад
I never actually laugh at videos. This one got me. Perfect delivery
@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Месяц назад
how so?
@Crazyashley42
@Crazyashley42 Месяц назад
better hope the pillow case is brown already
@dagger_bg
@dagger_bg Месяц назад
that it does
@metroidhunter965
@metroidhunter965 Месяц назад
“Stop making stupid people famous” No, we just put them into office. The most amount are in Congress. Runner up is the senate.
@haven_lady675
@haven_lady675 Месяц назад
That's technically the same thing
@SCH292
@SCH292 Месяц назад
One of them is the current VP. She knows how to invest and diverse her BODY.
@pirobot668beta
@pirobot668beta Месяц назад
Trump got famous hosting a crummy TV show... Talk about Celebs with undue power.
@MrAdamArce
@MrAdamArce Месяц назад
And then they become completely detached, near immortal fucks that won't leave until their EVENTUALLY dead
@SilvaDreams
@SilvaDreams Месяц назад
​@@pirobot668betaDifference is he was a businessman and people knew his name long before that stupid show.
@swordsmancs
@swordsmancs Месяц назад
“Your soldiers on the front lines are like bananas; they start green, turn yellow, and die in bunches” goes so fucking hard god _damn_ You single handedly are making me proud to be an American again
@maryvalentine9090
@maryvalentine9090 Месяц назад
Oh my gosh, that’s no lie!
@novanastalga
@novanastalga 18 дней назад
Get's that freedom boner goin and the blood pumpin. It's a gran ol flag just started playing all of a sudden.
@JM-iq8qc
@JM-iq8qc Месяц назад
“You’ve got one export variant Abrams in Moscow…keep it up and I’ll order the rest of the genuine articles to do our own parade.”
@freefall0483
@freefall0483 Месяц назад
As always, thank you HLC. Your many personalities have entertained us again.
@kelseythomason1303
@kelseythomason1303 Месяц назад
Fr
@tvfun1354
@tvfun1354 Месяц назад
Ong
@GeorgeOrwell-yz6zx
@GeorgeOrwell-yz6zx Месяц назад
This is the best channel on RU-vid
@burtbacarach5034
@burtbacarach5034 Месяц назад
Was just fixin to type the exact thing.Amazing how all the characters have their own,um,er,"personalitiies".Better and better.Oh nad "Sea Raptor?"Yes please.(I know all the dies tooling and blueprints were destroyed but,COME ON!)
@tracewallace23
@tracewallace23 Месяц назад
I'll second that OP 👍🏻😎
@flightmaster529
@flightmaster529 Месяц назад
"Fuck you, I'm gonna fart on his pillow" lol, that gives the same vibe as Eric Cartman's " fuck you guys, I'm goin home"
@madmax2069
@madmax2069 Месяц назад
Lmao
@AaronC.
@AaronC. Месяц назад
2:17 that John Wick quote it's pure fire.
@RotGolem
@RotGolem Месяц назад
"Celebrities are like Freddy Krueger: they only have power if you think they do" That is some serious fire.
@patrickdunne7957
@patrickdunne7957 Месяц назад
Missiles Wile E. Coyote wouldn't touch...that had me dying! 😅😅
@ij1376
@ij1376 Месяц назад
Best line by far.
@JayWheeler1981
@JayWheeler1981 Месяц назад
Best line, and it is 100% sincere
@dew.adventures6712
@dew.adventures6712 Месяц назад
Right 💯 😂😂
@charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660
@charlesdobronxcharlesdobro4660 Месяц назад
hiiiYAa! gonna fart on your pillow all the way from the great China
@abioticlife9087
@abioticlife9087 Месяц назад
​@@JayWheeler1981 imo the john wick boogeyman reference was better
@jacobgomos2418
@jacobgomos2418 Месяц назад
“Let him cook. I’m so fucking exited right now”. Definitely shows how into this Poland is. It’s very surprising that they didn’t ask anyone if they had popcorn.
@AmiRa-wj9jt
@AmiRa-wj9jt Месяц назад
Better have a beer and a sausage, that's our style ;).
@jacobgomos2418
@jacobgomos2418 Месяц назад
It does also sound like something that Germany would do if they wanted to get in on the action.
@zoevalk8645
@zoevalk8645 Месяц назад
I'll gladly share my popcorn with Poland.
@teru797
@teru797 Месяц назад
Poland actually doesn't want NATO war with Russia. Recently they even stated that their troops will not be entering Ukraine.
@kyleshepard3139
@kyleshepard3139 Месяц назад
Poland be like: Dick? Hard Russia Hatred? MAXIMUM Winged? HUSSARS ARRIVED
@Vuosta
@Vuosta Месяц назад
Russian T90's can't deal with a 40 year old IFV. If they think they're in any position to talk smack then they have some real rude awakenings coming.
@P.G13
@P.G13 Месяц назад
No T-90s were taken out by a M2A3 Bradley….i don’t even believe a Bradley can take out a T-90s….try again
@JIKwood
@JIKwood Месяц назад
​@@P.G13*ahem* the m2a3 Bradley is the Bradley. Just like the m1a2 Abrams is the Abrams. The Bradley's have been taking out every single Russian tank. Including those "precious" T-90's. It doesn't matter what the number after A is. The one after M is the one that says what vehicle it is. That and the general it's named after. Cause we already have enough confusion around M1, we don't need confusion around M2.
@danielsnook7362
@danielsnook7362 Месяц назад
​@@P.G13so? A Bradley is a Bradley the upgrade package is not that important. What really matters is if the core design is still useful. Upgrades alone will only go so far if the core design is crappy
@mariobadia4553
@mariobadia4553 Месяц назад
I'm not really concerning the fact that drones and artillery are wiping out the Bradley's. Yeah, I Bradley could take out T90, but then minutes later, that same Bradley gets wiped out by a drone or two
@mariobadia4553
@mariobadia4553 Месяц назад
​@@JIKwoodRussian artillery and drones have been taking out twice the number of bradleys.Then the bradley's have taken out to nineties. The same exact thing is happening to the abrams.
@austinrecreationaldirector3384
@austinrecreationaldirector3384 Месяц назад
"Start green, Turn Yellow and Die in bunches" That is an unreasonably hard bar for an unfortunately sad reality
@salenstormwing
@salenstormwing Месяц назад
For a second, I thought the USA was the Buff, because god damn was it dropping BOMBS.
@edgeldine3499
@edgeldine3499 Месяц назад
I mean you don't have one without the other
@cybercat7851
@cybercat7851 Месяц назад
“They look like they got their stuff from a Hunger Games Wish store” I burst out laughing. That is way too true
@noliver7913
@noliver7913 Месяц назад
Capitol People...
@509Gman
@509Gman Месяц назад
@@noliver7913 fr. Every time Hollywood comes out with shit about “the 1%” or some dumb shit I’m like “Y’all know you’re talking about yourself, right?” Real awkward watching Fallout talk about evil corporations while taking Daddy Bezos’ money (and now that Bethesda is owned by Microsoft…)
@user-po3ry3xh6y
@user-po3ry3xh6y Месяц назад
Why in the ever-loving fuck have I not heard the banana analogy before? Pure poetry.
@FinleyReed-il3so
@FinleyReed-il3so Месяц назад
- HLC ‘That godam Warthunder’ - Designer of the Challenger 3 ‘Ugh, the armour layout isn’t correct. Let me fix that.’ *Sends Classified armour layout info*
@the7starfighters
@the7starfighters Месяц назад
bro don't give blud any ideas 💀
@FinleyReed-il3so
@FinleyReed-il3so Месяц назад
He will start cookin 😂
@the7starfighters
@the7starfighters Месяц назад
@@FinleyReed-il3so ay from personal experience leaking the F-117 docs do NOT help get the plane in the game.(to the govt, in case this is how bad your sense of humor is, no I did NOT leak the docs(tho I do play the game))
@FinleyReed-il3so
@FinleyReed-il3so 29 дней назад
Ha! Next you will have to try the F-35 docs 😂
@jobanh7ify
@jobanh7ify Месяц назад
“Celebrities are like Freddy Krueger they only have power if you think they do” yep, just like politicians, dictators, salesmen and the “next episode” in every streaming platform…
@haven_lady675
@haven_lady675 Месяц назад
Yes
@lanereynolds4567
@lanereynolds4567 Месяц назад
Not true about politicians. They only have power so long as a single government enforcer lives. Government is nothing more than the biggest mafia on the block after all. Violence is the only thing government is cowed by. And frankly, the US population is too reticent to use it on the government.
@okforsureguy6668
@okforsureguy6668 Месяц назад
no man, "next episode" holds power beyond our comprehension
@L0stEngineer
@L0stEngineer Месяц назад
Counterpoint: Zendaya doesn't have IRS auditors. The politicians elected into the executive branch do indeed have power.
@ab5olut3zero95
@ab5olut3zero95 Месяц назад
@@L0stEngineerright up until Congress yanks the purse strings shut.. if they ever frakkin get around to it…..
@williamjohnson740
@williamjohnson740 Месяц назад
As a ambassador of Gen Z, you have our full support in this endeavor
@brandonmartin5785
@brandonmartin5785 Месяц назад
Na stfu you do not not even a percent. What you have is likes by confused people
@paulleach3612
@paulleach3612 Месяц назад
As a spokesperson of Gen X, who cares.
@Omega-nn4uj
@Omega-nn4uj Месяц назад
@@paulleach3612as part of the lower house of Gen Z , we do that’s y he’s ambassador
@bartbiniecki3711
@bartbiniecki3711 Месяц назад
😆 🤣 😂
@Gigachadent
@Gigachadent Месяц назад
​@@paulleach3612 as a generation in-between millennial and GenZ y'all both gotta work together else were up to our necks in shit.
@thetalee117
@thetalee117 Месяц назад
Considering the Met Gala is a Charity drive for the Metropolitan Museum of the Arts, in a time when those kind of institutes have to scrape and beg for pennies, idgaf if people get upset about it.
@carlyar5281
@carlyar5281 Месяц назад
Same. If people want to get annoyed about it, then just don’t pay attention. The gala can still happen without the public paying attention to it.
@ReficulDrakul
@ReficulDrakul Месяц назад
Sad part is only a small amount of the money raised goes to the actual MET. Most goes back into either celebrties, hosts, or to fund the next gala.
@zaco-km3su
@zaco-km3su Месяц назад
@@ReficulDrakul No, most goes to the museum. Don't lie. The celebrities go there for free.
@daebi37
@daebi37 2 дня назад
I will say looking at their finances. YIKES, there is some serious fat in their budget. They are definitely NOT scraping by.
@SonOfLiberty82
@SonOfLiberty82 2 дня назад
​@@zaco-km3su celebrities don't do anything for free
@oldman4021
@oldman4021 Месяц назад
We just heard and saw what we needed to hear and see!! Russia, you not know this BUT the American military is currently protecting you! From US! The American citizenry!!!
@matasa7463
@matasa7463 Месяц назад
This is so fucking true. In anything, America shifting to full wartime production might actually dramatically improve the economy. Imagine how many jobs will be made as production increases to war time levels.
@oldman4021
@oldman4021 Месяц назад
@@matasa7463 Yes but for that to happen we would need a radical shift in our higher national authority.
@castleincorporated
@castleincorporated 26 дней назад
every small town machine shop in America making 155s would be game over
@oldman4021
@oldman4021 26 дней назад
@@castleincorporated Love the idea of it! And, we can make MORE than one product
@raymondg7565
@raymondg7565 Месяц назад
The MET GALA? Meaningless.
@xymorm
@xymorm Месяц назад
the met gala is still a thing?
@ThumperE23
@ThumperE23 Месяц назад
@@xymorm@xymorm, how do you think the Met gets most of its money...the $75,000 tickets are a fundraiser.
@williamcox632
@williamcox632 Месяц назад
​@@xymorm apparently. Seriously thought that it ended about a decade ago
@m808bscorpionmbt3
@m808bscorpionmbt3 Месяц назад
I didn't even know that a thing called the met gala existed until a week ago
@zachscarbrough2727
@zachscarbrough2727 Месяц назад
I mean, I’ve heard of it as like an area in a movie sometimes, but I thought it was a thing of the past. Course I thought the same thing about ice cream trucks, because I never saw one except in movies, but then I move to a slightly larger town and there goes one driving by my house playing a tinny super Mario Bros theme song. Blew my mind honestly. 😅
@Deridus
@Deridus Месяц назад
As a Vet trying to get help (Seriously, the VA sucks but it's better than nothing), any source of humor is appreciated. What I would give to see my distant Polish kin when the Winged Hussars arrive. So f***ing proud of 'em!
@blackninja504
@blackninja504 Месяц назад
Thank you for your service brother.
@Sgt_Church
@Sgt_Church Месяц назад
Well said, thank you so much for your service 🫡
@robertf3479
@robertf3479 Месяц назад
As one Vet to another, thank you for your service shipmate. (I use the term "Shipmate" for the veterans of all our services, Brothers and Sisters in arms.)
@okforsureguy6668
@okforsureguy6668 Месяц назад
i believe in you man
@addison_v_ertisement1678
@addison_v_ertisement1678 Месяц назад
"And then the Winged Hussars arived!"
@joefromravenna
@joefromravenna Месяц назад
There are pretenders trying to be HLC, but accept no substitutes. The scripts are fire.
@KnawedOne
@KnawedOne Месяц назад
HLC , what can I say? You da bomb man!
@spikymikie
@spikymikie Месяц назад
"Fuck you, Im gonna go fart on his pillow" Im fucking crying!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dellowery
@dellowery Месяц назад
"Hunger Games Wish store" A famous Roastmaster can't even touch that joke because he probably shopped at the same place. 🤣
@reaper15a
@reaper15a Месяц назад
The TOW Missile line fucking got me this morning, I had just woken up and was drinking my coffee, and damn near spit it al over my desk ... lol.
@tearstoneactual9773
@tearstoneactual9773 Месяц назад
It's Hell on a Wire, for sure. :D
@jamesmckenzie3532
@jamesmckenzie3532 Месяц назад
It's actually an enhanced TOW2, but who would think that 1960s technology would be taking out 2000s tanks? I'm amazed at what Ukraine is doing with them.
@BiTi3030
@BiTi3030 Месяц назад
He said the thing! You know what that means?! *clears throat* “THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!”
@darthmeta6445
@darthmeta6445 27 дней назад
COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE!!!!
@unnamed1613
@unnamed1613 26 дней назад
Poland brings his winged Husars back, while germany integrates the new Panther into the Bundeswehr and force feeds the military. I´m intrested in how this will end.
@scotcoon1186
@scotcoon1186 15 дней назад
Will they arrive in September?
@darthmeta6445
@darthmeta6445 15 дней назад
@@scotcoon1186 And we'll remember!
@BiTi3030
@BiTi3030 15 дней назад
@@scotcoon1186 that is the night Vienna was freed.
@Knot_Sean
@Knot_Sean Месяц назад
I would say the Israeli response to Gaza is *”proportional”*
@leebuckley7436
@leebuckley7436 Месяц назад
America just became Baba Yaga 😳
@bigearl3867
@bigearl3867 Месяц назад
YES!
@AnimeAmvStar
@AnimeAmvStar Месяц назад
Honest we have been for a while, why many nations don't like us.
@Excalibur01
@Excalibur01 Месяц назад
Always were
@richardbolingbroke5464
@richardbolingbroke5464 Месяц назад
The old witch-lady who lives in the forest and flies in a mortar?
@TheRibottoStudios
@TheRibottoStudios Месяц назад
"Let them eat cake." was WILD. And now of course all the celebs are scrambling because of the digitine movement. Love that name by the way. It's almost like they're FINALLY realizing that WE gave them that power they have. And here's the funny thing about power...it's a trick. A shadow on the wall. Power only resides where men BELIEVE it resides.
@Aredel
@Aredel Месяц назад
“And I believe a short man can cast a very long shadow…”
@TheRibottoStudios
@TheRibottoStudios Месяц назад
@@Aredel MY GOD classic thrones had some banger monologues man that ring so true in reality.
@pirobot668beta
@pirobot668beta Месяц назад
While they were talking about Celebs having only the power we give them as a general case, I can't help but thinking about one Celeb with undue power. Trump is/was the host of a 'reality TV' show. Time we took his power away...just stop paying attention and the narcissist withers.
@WowCreativeUsername
@WowCreativeUsername Месяц назад
​@@pirobot668betaUnfortunately there's too many that think he's the second coming of Christ
@TheRibottoStudios
@TheRibottoStudios Месяц назад
@@pirobot668beta I really don't understand how he ever became President...I voted of course but so many thought "never gonna happen" and got complacent. The reason why so many rights are being stripped away....it all leads back to 2016. We can never be that complacent again.
@hellfire66683
@hellfire66683 Месяц назад
Your soldiers on the front lines comment was fucking gold. I'm glad I learned my lesson and refrain from drinking anything while watching your videos.
@TessBoze
@TessBoze Месяц назад
*THIS IS WHY I LOVE THE USA, HLC. THE EMBODIMENT OF THE SPIRIT OF SELF DETERMINATION LIKE YOU❣️ 🤗 I AM GOING TO LIVE THIS SUMMER LIKE IT IS MY 16TH - IT IS 1966 ON MY TIMELINE.
@DragonBoi3789
@DragonBoi3789 Месяц назад
I was almost hoping Russia would have started darting around, asking its 'allies' to back it up against America's truth bombs, and then just getting crickets.
@peekaboopeekaboo1165
@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Месяц назад
Zelensky's days are numbered. 🤫
@josephoday9995
@josephoday9995 Месяц назад
Russia's only allies are the fat man whose troops guts are full of tape worms and China, whose troops are holding up bridges that keep collapsing.
@longwlenguyen4214
@longwlenguyen4214 Месяц назад
Russia: "Hey guys, y'all gonna back me up in this?" Belorussia: "Cough nervously" Hungary: "Well I tried my best boss." Georgia: "sadistic smiling" Azerbaijan: "whistling while checking his finger nails." Armenia: "sitting quietly while eyeing at Azerbaijan cautiously." Kazakhstan: give an Asian parents disappointed judgmental look." Chechnya: "...." China: "pretending to be polite while secretly preparing debt papers work and treaty to annex Outer Manchuria and Sakhalin island." Serbia: "YEAH, you good MAN!" Other countries look at Serbia while China shushing Serbia
@josephoday9995
@josephoday9995 Месяц назад
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 no one cares.
@DragonBoi3789
@DragonBoi3789 Месяц назад
@@longwlenguyen4214 Poetry
@Goulmy86
@Goulmy86 Месяц назад
Benchmarking "How dark is your humor?" every episode
@IsaacxCasanova
@IsaacxCasanova Месяц назад
This man didn’t fucking miss with that break down of Russian the man was cooking in the writing stage with that disrespect. No lies were told in this video
@wraygehouse
@wraygehouse Месяц назад
I was a Bradley guy. For a piece of shit vehicle, they were pretty badass. They also killed more tanks in desert storm than the Abrams. Sometimes effective and not the best go hand in hand.
@ObiWanShinobi917
@ObiWanShinobi917 Месяц назад
Isn't that just because there were like a fuck ton more Bradleys on the ground than Abrams? Lol as far as I know, every time an Abrams hit a T-72 it was a one-shot kill.
@wraygehouse
@wraygehouse Месяц назад
That was part of it. Tactics played a bigger part. Bradley was the first contact and Abrams would provide support. They called the Bradley a “scout” vehicle. A running joke in the military. When we went mechanized infantry, “Infantry Fighting Vehicle” made more sense to me personally. Fitting a squad of dudes in gear in the troop hatch was a nightmare.
@joshuasitzema9920
@joshuasitzema9920 Месяц назад
​@@wraygehousehow does it compare to the BMP though? Seeing as how that was the idea the designers were going after since the APC is a bit underarmed and armored
@danielsnook7362
@danielsnook7362 Месяц назад
​@@joshuasitzema9920plus the newest iteration of the Bradley has Israeli iron fist installed plus improved tow and engine
@danielsnook7362
@danielsnook7362 Месяц назад
​@@joshuasitzema9920also bmps can die to the exact same things Bradley's can so both are just as vulnerable as each other
@TheWhite_Arrow
@TheWhite_Arrow Месяц назад
Poland got a bit *_too_* excited 💀
@patrickjanecke5894
@patrickjanecke5894 Месяц назад
They've been chomping at the bit since at least 1792.
@iamaloafofbread8926
@iamaloafofbread8926 Месяц назад
​@@patrickjanecke5894 AYO
@charityquill4965
@charityquill4965 Месяц назад
I don't blame them, they are sick and tired of being invaded. They have had it up to HERE with Russia's bullshit
@AmiRa-wj9jt
@AmiRa-wj9jt Месяц назад
Nah. If you were our size, between treacherous Germany and always scheming Russia... you would also be as overactive about war and preparations for it as my beloved country ;). I think most of us understand why it is worth not fighting with old rifles against tanks... next time. The technology of warfare is advancing and if your country wants to continue to exist... and your citizens to live... you must be prepared. Peace is a privilege, it's easy to forget about it.
@ElijahNMitchell
@ElijahNMitchell Месяц назад
Poland grew a new mountain with all that
@FullAutoSandwich
@FullAutoSandwich Месяц назад
The met gala outfits were like a fifth grade science fair. 💀 Edit: thanks HLC :) Edit 2: this was pinned and then I made the first edit.
@TheRibottoStudios
@TheRibottoStudios Месяц назад
the ONLY one I actually liked was Zendaya's....but that's par for the course she could wear a TRASH BAG and make it look stunning. God what a woman.
@Taolan8472
@Taolan8472 Месяц назад
A lot of the more wild ones being shared are fake. AI-generated images of people that didn't even attend.
@trailblazer632
@trailblazer632 Месяц назад
Im pretty sure at this point the met gala is a competition to see which outfit gets the most poors upset 😂
@TheGreatThicc
@TheGreatThicc Месяц назад
Fun fact for you editing a comment removes the heart the channel gives people
@FullAutoSandwich
@FullAutoSandwich Месяц назад
@@TheGreatThicc thanks for telling me 😂
@lanededominicis6068
@lanededominicis6068 Месяц назад
This is the best place to get a snapshot of news I potentially missed so I can look into it more later
@etsequentia6765
@etsequentia6765 Месяц назад
Thank you HLC. The supreme form of entertainment and witticisms - along with geopolitical analysis - that exists on YT, which of course, makes it the supreme form of entertainment and witticism anywhere, at any time.
@bj.bruner
@bj.bruner Месяц назад
"F you, I'm gonna go fart on his pillow" that sent me 🤣
@someguywithaphone5921
@someguywithaphone5921 Месяц назад
"Take the TOW Missiles off the side to make it a fair fight". -HLC, about a year ago
@EchosTackyTiki
@EchosTackyTiki Месяц назад
Raptor becoming more and more unstable is a treasure. Also love the banana line, top fucking tier.
@metabebop
@metabebop Месяц назад
I really want to say this again, your message on the other video about suicide I really appreciate. SOmeone is organizing a ruck sack march to stop veteran suicide. I am volunteering. I wrestle with suicide daily, I cant imagine what our veterans go through.
@elliottpeterson5021
@elliottpeterson5021 Месяц назад
Please make a video where you tell the kid about the delta dart! A us interceptor retired after 30 years without a single air to air kill!
@elliottpeterson5021
@elliottpeterson5021 Месяц назад
I imagine 35 dropping the news accidentally. Then utter silence from buff, f16, c130, ships, sams, everything. Then f22 just kinda has a building scream! Alarm bells in the us, Japan starts crying and incoherently babbling about boats, the uk is missing (you just hear running footsteps and a door closing), and russia acts like Russia and says it’s no big deal.
@electricdragon9366
@electricdragon9366 Месяц назад
@@elliottpeterson5021 I think Buff would know about the delta dart considering he arrived in 1955 and the F-106 Delta Dart arrived in 1959, though yeah, 35's a big-mouthed smartass sometimes, so 22 beating up 35 is a possibility and it would probably be gory. I did have to look up what the Delta Dart is and ouch, one of the reasons why it was retired was due to the arrival of 15.
@equarg
@equarg Месяц назад
22 would go insane….. Even Russia would be terrified.
@mfree80286
@mfree80286 Месяц назад
He'd have to work in how one managed to land and fart around in a frozen Montana cornfield for a few hours, all without it's pilot. Seriously, that happened. Wiki search for "Cornfield Bomber". Tough little airframe...
@digitalis2977
@digitalis2977 Месяц назад
​@@electricdragon9366 The primary reason was that McDonnell Douglas had the best lobbyists for the marginally better F-4 Phantom.
@thestew57
@thestew57 Месяц назад
"They do be doing that shit"
@darkdragonsoul99
@darkdragonsoul99 Месяц назад
Yes they do Israel also do be playing into it every chance they get which doesn't help.
@shahar_3411
@shahar_3411 Месяц назад
@@darkdragonsoul99 True. But it's quite a 'damned if you do damned if you don't' type of situation for Israel in many cases.
@michaelmcmeel914
@michaelmcmeel914 Месяц назад
@@darkdragonsoul99 Eh what can they do? They're dealing with people for whom step 1 of any plan is to lie about it, and with a foreign press conditioned to believe them every time.
@spartin001full
@spartin001full Месяц назад
Meanwhile Scotland is just sitting in the background saying THATS MY NEPHEW!!!
@carlyar5281
@carlyar5281 Месяц назад
“You can’t skip leg day.”😂😂😂 The F18s felt that burn.
@zephodb
@zephodb Месяц назад
Only FART on his pillow? :) Though, from a jet, that probably burns the pillow to cinders. :)
@TheZenyaNova
@TheZenyaNova Месяц назад
Nah farting is fine, we haven’t gotten to Amber Heard crazy status yet for the 22.
@crustybomb115
@crustybomb115 Месяц назад
it aint regular farts man... the kid has been beefing with raccoons over trash for ages now... also couple that with jet fuel and oooh boy... a chihuahuas shit smells way better than THAT monstrosity...
@SPD_driver
@SPD_driver Месяц назад
Option 2 is a handful of ground beef shoved up inside the boxspring .... it'll take a while, but....
@jackclark1994
@jackclark1994 Месяц назад
gives a new meaning to explosive diarrhea
@clevtrog
@clevtrog Месяц назад
@@crustybomb115 Even worse is the kid is stealth so you'll not know until it hits ya
@schauschau2552
@schauschau2552 Месяц назад
no hostages - no ceasefire
@salmansuliman4541
@salmansuliman4541 Месяц назад
Bro look at bibi government they don’t care at all bro
@stalker42
@stalker42 Месяц назад
I love that farting on a pillow line. I laughed longer than I had any business doing so.
@tonygarcia4414
@tonygarcia4414 Месяц назад
Boys never grow up, we just get more expensive toys!
@Jay_76
@Jay_76 Месяц назад
I knew the rebuttal was coming, and it was still both impressive and terrifying. Well done HLC!
@MithicShock
@MithicShock Месяц назад
My favorite RU-vid channel period lol I wish the videos were longer xD just cause I never want them to end xD (don't actually take this comment seriously I love the content and am grateful for any length video)
@Echo-bp7oc
@Echo-bp7oc Месяц назад
Best source of news
@hughbrackett343
@hughbrackett343 Месяц назад
It's really sad when you think about it. Humorous banter from talking maps keeps us more up to date than the evening news.
@peekaboopeekaboo1165
@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Месяц назад
Nah... it's propaganda too .
@toasterhavingabath6980
@toasterhavingabath6980 Месяц назад
​@@peekaboopeekaboo1165thats how war and news works
@peekaboopeekaboo1165
@peekaboopeekaboo1165 Месяц назад
@@toasterhavingabath6980 War is a racket .
@PABCOM1
@PABCOM1 Месяц назад
​@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 At least it's more accurate than Pro-Russia's bullshitery.
@BladeLigerV
@BladeLigerV Месяц назад
I love working remote. I can laugh out loud at your viceo caping jokes. Also a carrier capable 22 would be TERRIFYING.
@OneBiasedOpinion
@OneBiasedOpinion Месяц назад
It astonishes me that people are hating on Israel for actually having the balls to do what the rest of the world will not. It’s like actually waging effective war is illegal these days or something.
@Guy_Sandler
@Guy_Sandler Месяц назад
"buT tHey ArE BeInG OpPrrEsSed"
@ToastyMozart
@ToastyMozart Месяц назад
That's how it is with the Vibes Based International Law idiots. They're the same people to winge about the "Highway of Death" in Desert Storm somehow being a war crime because it wasn't *sporting* enough for their tastes.
@zaco-km3su
@zaco-km3su Месяц назад
@@Guy_Sandler When someone bombs you and someone is complaining about it, I really hope you get to see someone trying to be smart saying "buT tHey ArE BeInG OpPrrEsSed". Pal, the ISraelis BLOCKED THE PALESTINIANS ACCESS TO THE SEA so they won't be able to develop. Israel also LEGITIMISED HAMAS.
@IsaTehGothicMando
@IsaTehGothicMando Месяц назад
34,262 Civilian casualties. 70 percent women in children, in 7 months. That is half of the total civilian casualties of the Aghanistan occupation by the US over 22 fucking years. Half of the population are children, 11,000 children in 7 months have been murdered by the IDF. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
@colinneumeister4673
@colinneumeister4673 Месяц назад
my daily joy
@OzBezarius267
@OzBezarius267 Месяц назад
the bone I eagerly waited for since the last video
@karlsnod2784
@karlsnod2784 Месяц назад
One of the few things that gets me through the week is you Sarg... Keep making beautiful content
@secretsecret3528
@secretsecret3528 Месяц назад
Got to admit kinda tame response from Kid, was expecting him to say " if losing my legs is what it takes to get intercepted, then grab me a hacksaw & look away if you're squeamish "
@MugenZeroX
@MugenZeroX Месяц назад
Damn War Thunder! The recurring theme
@AustinBlack28
@AustinBlack28 Месяц назад
i honestly think Warthunder shouldn't have pushed into the modern age
@purdunetae2995
@purdunetae2995 Месяц назад
M-1 and Leo 2 had their turrets on their shoulders. Guess we lose the turret tossing competition! hahahahaha Actors are professional liars. They convince you they are someone they are not.
@CarlosRivera-rp1st
@CarlosRivera-rp1st Месяц назад
I think Poland got a stiffy hearing the John Wick line 😂😂😂
@ianbartelmez4720
@ianbartelmez4720 Месяц назад
This was great! And validating, one day farther from a toaster bath. When I feel like it didn't matter, you and Nick(The Fat Electrician) make me ok with it... PTSD hits different for everybody, based on time, theater and such(bosnia 98), I will not be number 22. Don't let the Intrusive thoughts win!
@Egonowhere
@Egonowhere Месяц назад
Going through some rough personal stuff… just wanted to say thank you for your vids, they have become a bright spot in my day… Hope to see you later tonight for the live stream.
@rawchicken3463
@rawchicken3463 Месяц назад
You do a great job at uploading right when i set down my phone for a little hit (i always have time right before you upload)
@kkmdew09
@kkmdew09 Месяц назад
That tow missile, it fucks. 😂 Damnit that’s the one that got me.
@aethertech
@aethertech Месяц назад
A line from Babylon 5 suddenly popped into my memory, and well... If you do not bother them[the israelis], they will not bother you.
@tntk3218
@tntk3218 Месяц назад
okey after this i gotta look up what a met gala is
@incoggnito1667
@incoggnito1667 Месяц назад
You're honestly better off not knowing :p
@crustybomb115
@crustybomb115 Месяц назад
basicly a giant meeting of celebs to sit in a closed room huffing eachothers farts for 8 hours... kinda pointless to know about it, youre better off with having that mental storage space used for something actually useful, or well... important for that matter...
@elduquecaradura1468
@elduquecaradura1468 Месяц назад
@@crustybomb115 well, he can remember your words wich describe the Meth Gala perfectly 😂
@crustybomb115
@crustybomb115 Месяц назад
@@elduquecaradura1468 meth gala lmao
@AnythingGoesEditz
@AnythingGoesEditz Месяц назад
"Celebrities are like Freddy Krueger, they only have power if you think they do, stop making stupid people famous." I'm taking that kind sir.
@captainwasabi
@captainwasabi Месяц назад
Man, this was one of your best! Thank you.
@dfmrcv862
@dfmrcv862 Месяц назад
Speaking of... anyone noticed that one of the "captured tanks" has a weird hole in it. Weird because it *looks* like a HEAT round hit it... except that can't be it because it's missing aspects of it upon close inspection (like the dents it leaves around the hole) so it just looks like they took a welder, cut a whole in the armor, and tried to make it look like they destroyed it with one of their tanks instead of... you know... four mines stuck together...
@mariobadia4553
@mariobadia4553 Месяц назад
Doesn't Change the fact that they are getting wiped out on the battlefield same with the Bradley's. The Russians are hunting down the Abrams like prized bucks. That tank is absolutely useless in Ukraine.
@AgnesIona
@AgnesIona 18 дней назад
😆
@GimbleOnDew
@GimbleOnDew Месяц назад
Raptor definitely has a peraonality of someone who skips leg day.
@Strange_florida_dude
@Strange_florida_dude Месяц назад
F22 getting sea legs thought I heard of everything but that might be funny as hell also a nightmare for everyone else
@FirstDagger
@FirstDagger Месяц назад
F-35B (STOVL) and F-35C (CATOBAR) are a thing. Also F-22N was shelved long ago, same with the stealth A-6 replacement A-12. Now FB-22 Strike Raptor, now that would have been a good thing.
@Strange_florida_dude
@Strange_florida_dude Месяц назад
@@FirstDagger you think we give the enough drugs and a endless budget you think they do it lol
@michaelreedx6823
@michaelreedx6823 Месяц назад
@@FirstDagger I dunno the F-22N with F-14 variable sweep wings looks awsome. The A-12 fly doritio I agree with not making that, unless it comes in cool ranch flavor. The FB-22 is a delta wing F-22 I wonder what the maneuverability would've been like with that much extra lifting surface.
@joeyfatboy8954
@joeyfatboy8954 Месяц назад
I really appreciate the longer content. These videos are the highlight of my day every day that they come out and this longer content is so much better. Thank you
@minemaster2392
@minemaster2392 Месяц назад
Raptor: “Fuck you, imma go fart on his pillow.” Lmao thanks man, really needed a laugh
@RoseKindred
@RoseKindred Месяц назад
"Stop making stupid people famous" But, we subbed to you! You are stupidly funny!
@MalfisByMidnight
@MalfisByMidnight Месяц назад
I can't stop laughing when I see these. Thank you sir!
@maxsmodels
@maxsmodels Месяц назад
OK, that last line cinched it! 🤣 I'm sorry, I know it's immature, but a good fart joke just wins!
@nicolewolfcry7408
@nicolewolfcry7408 Месяц назад
These have become one of the best parts of my day. A little smile in a world of insanity and chaos. Thanks
@OscarMike3770
@OscarMike3770 Месяц назад
"Im gonna go fart on his pillow" is the big brother energy i didnt know i needed today
@thesupportingcast6972
@thesupportingcast6972 Месяц назад
Holy shit, yes 😂 I am a Marine with brothers… as an only girl AND the youngest.
@OscarMike3770
@OscarMike3770 Месяц назад
@@thesupportingcast6972 I'm the oldest boy unfortunately. 2 older sisters, 5 younger brothers. So it's funny to see big brother energy in action other than from myself
@thesupportingcast6972
@thesupportingcast6972 Месяц назад
@@OscarMike3770 wanna know why boot camp didn’t scare me? No one could do anything worse to me than my brothers did 🤣 Two of them were over 6’3 and wrestled from age four to grads. Both went to college and wrestled. I got Tombstoned, Stunnered, farted on, Rock Bottomed. The Marines were almost a reprieve… but don’t make me call one of em. One is a purple, and the other a brown in Jiu-Jitsu now. I’m a lowly mid blue belt.
@OscarMike3770
@OscarMike3770 Месяц назад
@@thesupportingcast6972 I wish I would've thought to fart on my brothers growing up🤣🤣🤣 let them boys know from one big brother to another, they're awesome
@mitchellbailey7030
@mitchellbailey7030 Месяц назад
Dude your humor is killing my hernia. I’m board so I just watch your videos over and over. I think “I think I have a self liking of pain” 🤨 BTW- Poland getting excited 🤣😂🤣 that cooks just like the 22🫡🇺🇸👍🏻
@Wpns175
@Wpns175 Месяц назад
Ok... That was dope! Great work HLC! 💯 up votes!
@ryvisthemad3357
@ryvisthemad3357 Месяц назад
Just got changed after my shift. Put on my concert shirt from a Canadian band Our Lady Peace featuring the line Stop Making Stupid People Famous, and checked out RU-vid. Your video up first. The universe smiles!
@jondoe9389
@jondoe9389 Месяц назад
Actually alot of the aid if not most of it is being sized by Hamas, and what they don't keep,they sell to the people that it was meant for.
@redshirt5126
@redshirt5126 Месяц назад
"Between wars I got bored and almost made a sea raptor." Jesus Christ I can't believe we might have almost had a carrier born raptor.
@user-oy3jc3yg9l
@user-oy3jc3yg9l Месяц назад
I wait everyday for one of these i literally love these clips you an absolute genius for this
@CthulhuTheGAWD
@CthulhuTheGAWD Месяц назад
Ghost gun ad that played at the very end of this video is the most fed entrapment shit I’ve seen in a hawt minute lmfao.
@MichaelJCaboose013
@MichaelJCaboose013 Месяц назад
If war is art, then Russia is a child with a crayon, and America is the whole goddamn Renaissance.
@randomcenturion7264
@randomcenturion7264 Месяц назад
It's frightening, impressive and depressing how much they've put into warfare.
@mariobadia4553
@mariobadia4553 Месяц назад
If that was the case they wouldn't have lost in afghanistan and vietnam. Don't you even think about talking about statistics? Because well, that means nothing The american military fleed both of their countries with tails between their legs. America spent 20 years in Afghanistan and accomplished absolutely nothing.
@PABCOM1
@PABCOM1 Месяц назад
​​@@mariobadia4553Oh yeah, an old ranting of US army blunder that you guys keep yapping all these days, looking away from the fact that while US army still there, their enemies can only hide and shit their pants because they can't fight heads on. Only able to celebrate when their adversary finally leave. There's only thing in this world that can take down America, and that is American politics.
@SealPhin
@SealPhin Месяц назад
@@mariobadia4553 Don't know when people like you, who like to repeat uS LoSt ViEtNaM and AfGhAnIsTaN will learn but those were not military losses. The NVA and VC suffered a combined loss of 500,000 to 1,500,000 troops whereas the US lost 60,000. In the entirety of GWOT the US lost less than 10,000 troops while OPFOR casualties could be as high as 200,000+. Did the US achieve what they wanted in the middle east and Vietnam? No, but they fucking killed everyone who tried to appose them while they were there. And that was all with bullshit regulations and ROEs. If the American Armed Forces were let off their leash in today's day and age they'd level countries and turn them into parking lots.
@mota478
@mota478 Месяц назад
Warthunder do be leaking Military Intel. Sorry for you Germany XD
@ImagineFragons
@ImagineFragons Месяц назад
it blows me away that our gov't is obsessed with TikTok as a security leak and when WarThunder is mentioned there's crickets in their halls. I say this as a player, but daaaaaaamn
@mtmadigan82
@mtmadigan82 Месяц назад
The raptor being just a complete lunatic always makes my day.😂
@galzeev
@galzeev Месяц назад
I’m surprised there wasn’t a “Met Gaza” joke. Especially since “met” in Hebrew means dead (in single male.)
@KnawedOne
@KnawedOne Месяц назад
Ooooooohhhhhh 🔥🔥
@RealBrickHick
@RealBrickHick Месяц назад
HLC I’ve got a video coming out later today I think you’ll like. and keep up the good work Your stuff is awesome.
@duelistmachina
@duelistmachina 16 дней назад
Of all the skits you have done I haven’t felt more hyped about the militaries work then this episode 1:42
@gfunkenator7125
@gfunkenator7125 Месяц назад
$75k for fashion show tickets is exactly what a wonky economy needs. As long as people are willing to spend it, fuck yeah.
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