The Mount and Blade Vaegir Experience 

The Enemy has taken you prisoner. Lost Item: Virginity.

Watching this after playing Bannerlord is like visiting a museum.

ım watching this while my family fighting

Rhodok experience is just sitting in a castle and sniping mountain bandits

And so began the mass migration of Slavs from CS GO to M&B Warband...all eager to show everyone their knife skills and their 360 no scopes...what an age we live in.

Wow nice swadian armour you got there Comrade

Ah the Vaegirs, the faction most known for their archers, and having an extreme weakness to other archers.

When you're a Vaegir, you laugh at the idea of using archery on horseback.

Apyr - друг. Друг - Friend.

5:38 That priceless moment when you singlehandedly win your first siege ever in Mount&Blade and THIS happens

Apyr’s choice for secondary weapon is just him being the covid responsible warrior, mac range always

You defile my beautiful Д with a latin A, I'll have your hands for that reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Slav: check Hardbass: check Cheeki: check Breeki: check Eradicate the filthy nords: check Good content comrade

Simo in warband: Human ed shot machine Simo in bannerlord: dude why are my men running 😁

After sinking so many hours in Mount and Blade Warband, I can verify that it is great.

The first faction I ever played *MEMORIES*

Bardiche is the best weapon, fait me

(Sry for mistakes) You woke up , killed people that were trying to rob you , ate butter , sieged castle , came home and played mount and блять. 11/10 Voronezh simulator

2:10 "Angry russian tank instructor"

"the faction of the Vaegir, a faction that is specialized in Archery, and whose main enemy is the faction of the Nords." Says it all.

Simo, we need to talk about that character you've made that almost resembles a human being. That must have taken you at least a couple hours playing with the sliders. This is an intervention. We need you to stop wasting your time in character creation. You're an addict, you need help.

"That's a nice head you have on your shoulders" *_Intensifies_*

As somebody who cannot play a run without turning to Longbow/Two handed weapons (or Longbow/Polearm) at some point, this was oddly satisfying to watch

2:20 chasing ur little brother around the table

Друг vs Ironman **duel of the fates starts playing**

This is definately going to get me back into warband. I missed those times when i could 80 man zerg a 10 man group of asshole raiders. And then out of nowhere came the steppe army to kick my ass.

"its everyday bro but in russian" LMAO i lost it

I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR.... RU-vid CHANNEL

360 no draw

4:06 ахахх ору.

Lol fun ending. Really enjoyed the video mate. Thanks for uploading and making my day brighter.

As a slav I am pleased with this chekkibrekki M&BW montage

Bardiche is my waifu

As someone who's first playthrough was an archer build who Marshalled the Vaegirs to full conquest, I feel this in my bones

"Melee combat in Kingdom Come isn't realistic at all. If you want a more realistic combat system, play Mount and Blade!" Mmkay...

Vaegirs,AKA Filthy Hanzo Mains.

Stalker is such a banging game

This super awesome and entertaining montage! Just. Great.

Please keep up the good work ❤ Absolutely love your vids

Well, сукаблядь, sorry for my bad english, but i just need to say it. Your content is just amazing, i really enjoy to watch your every video. This one make me feel really close to cry with laughter, cause all this russian memes and stuff. Keep it going, and thank you, товарищ.

Oh gosh... I'm Russian, and this vid EVEN MORE HILARIOUS fo me xD On 2:11 I actually fell under the table in laughing convulsions

When you were shooting at the shields, aim lower for leg shots or slightly higher for a headshot. Also pretty satisfying when you get an army of 200+ of solely archers, then tell them to 'fire at will' when the enemy is 50 yards away - the enemy being common looters. Very satisfying.

Man i love your edits hahaha

8/10 Needs more gopniks squatting listening to hard bass

If you loop this video it pretty much sums up my experience playing as the Vaegirs: endlessly flipping control of Reyvadin with the Nords.

This is the best edit that I saw for a looooooong time

The moment when you are so into Simo's and Koifish's videos you start reading "Realistic! No Squatting without saving"

Nothing like watching Simo shoot a bow for almost 6 minutes

can't wait for the vaegir commujnist revolution

WTF i dont know how i found this channel but you're the best man, thank you very much for making me laugh so much, im binge watching all your videos now, greetings from brazil dude subscribed

Is there something wrong with your graphics card? This mordhau footage seems really scuffed

The best way for playing Vaegirs: Create a Slavic Waifu Healer... All Skills on INT and CHA Surgery and others healing skills-10 Leadership-10 Engineer-10 Just enjoy how your wave of slavs demolish everything...

Tri-Tri- Tri arrowski. Congrats on 55k. What, you're not there yet? Check again. Meteoric, boio!

I love this content already. Subbed.

damn, where have you been all my life, i always wanted videos like this... i love it

2:10 "на максимальных оборотах хуяк пошел в автобус скорей бля"? WTF where did you find that? Oo

Thanks for great vídeo humble Morrocan tea and date salesman! For Nord experience pls consider using Ivar's Revenge by Danheim. Very good song. Have a good day!

Another Boris fan doing videos. Great stuff!

the Scream reference got the sub, fecking lol Keep it up!

4:07 The most russian thing I've seen yeet

I am but a simple slav. I hear hardbass, I press like.

I really like how you used top tier Alex Jones memes. It really pulled this video together.

This video, I come back to it every so often... This is just a treasure

Had an all vaegir archer army once, with whatever other troops I had as meatshield/frontline. When on an open field, cycle the maps until you got one with a river or a steep hill/cliff. Let the arrows fly and retreat before they reach your frontlines. Sieges was even easier, using the same tactics. Cuz quivers get refilled when a new battle starts and you never send them into the castle.

"Hand to bow combat"... GENIUS!

lol, I did almost the same build last night, Vaegir Archer, yet I hadn't even seen this video prior. I just wanted to create a Legolas-kind of character, and after winning a few battles, I thought "hey, let's check youtube to see if anyone else has done this" and, boom ! I stumbled upon this masterpiece !

This has to be the best of yours.

Dude wow! You'r my saver!! I recently bought this game, after playing hundreds of hours in cs go.. Btw I started back days with Age of Empires 2 and some Lineage 2 clone games, and I always love to play somethings like this. Last night played few hours and build decant army: 50 solders with some upgrades- 500 weekly cost (all unit tipes: inf,cav, arch/arb). and many of bandits run away from me, even mighty Vikings aka Sea raiders. So yeah I'll go now to get few companions to train them and some backup, but yeah playing solo vs 10-15 is so fun and boost your skill so much (for me block hit, lead horse to right direction as well as attacking from right direction is kinda hard, but I feel it's not as that hard as master several recoil patterns, train ~30minutes before each game to not be newbie even after +1000 hours and deal with trolls,cheaters and just toxic persons or just big ego loosers who think they are the best of the best... of the best, and anyway they are better even your the best.. anyway you get my point of view). Nice video dude :)

someone actually made mount and blade fun to watch... he did it...

lol one of the best warband vids ive seen. i usually play as a horse archer/lancer and my current army is rhodoks crossbows and swadian knights

Infowars and cheeki breeki within the first 40 seconds.. LIKED AND SUBSCRIBED!

About time *rushes for headphones in class*

Man, this honestly makes me wanna improve my archery skill....

The swadian experience was the best. made me laugh so hard. I like your editing man, keep it up

Bro, those Alex Jones edits are fucking genius. Such a great representation of my reaction in game 😂

Having played 1.3k hours of Warband, 3k hours of CS and embracing a multiplicity of different meme cultures, I can say this is my No. 1 wholesome video with all the phattest and thoroughbred memes. Ps. Subbed

Blin this is good

great video!

When you hit cheeki breeki just right.

Never thought id see a mount and blade mlg montage but then this showed up in my reccomended

RAZ RAZ ETO HARDBAS!

The ending sums up every time i retake a castle/town Ps bannerlord when

Liked and subbed within 20 seconds of the video, gg

bro what a accuracy you got there!

Pretty sure how fast those melee swings are you eitehr grinded or cheated yourself to max stats

Simo мое уважение! Хорошая попытка написать слово друг( До сих пор не могу понять, где вы находите эту музыку)

This editing was hilarious

The content is unreal. Good job LOL

2:13 Where can I get the audio of this beautiful voice ?

y no glorious Vaegir cavalry charge ;_;

I pray for this video every day.. Thank you Simo

"you- lemme tell you something you filthy *sea riders* !!" This one got me crack 😭

seems like you understand russian... all memes realy funny in the moment Like/Заебись

I love your sense of tumor 0_o

This hardbass makes this video much better and more satysfying to watch

This channel is awesome...❤

*ОООУ УЕАН БОĬ, BRINЮ TЖE PAIИ!!1! APYR МЖВЯЧНЕ ВЗДРЫЖНИ* 😎👌 some nice rashing B going down on this battlefield, suyka blyad

Omg 1:25 Thorin sounds like a Mob Boss threatening the guy whos ruining his duaghter's wedding with his right hand man one-deagin' him.

Sweet editing