The Muppet Show Compilations: Ep. 5 - Statler and Waldorf's comments (Season 1) [COMPLETE VERSION] 

Too many to count lol😂

Por qué?

@@carysschmidt6983 Stater : wow this is Elmo's World balls Waldorf : What's Happened to ball Statler : Squeaking of ball (Laughing)

9:35-9:40

10:39-10:45

Classic

7:02-7:08

What does it mean?

@@kyleblack2226 I literally said I didn't understand it.

@@brainstorm623 this episode guest starred Sandy Duncan and everyone kept going on and on about the infamous "banana sketch". Kermit wants to know what the joke is about, but everytime someone tries to explain it to him, they end up laughing due to it being that funny.

Waldorf: I love the French tongue. Statler: I love PIG'S tongue! Waldorf: ... Pig's tongue? I don't get that- Oh, wait, I know. Both: [I/You] didn't order any. (Statler Laughs)

5:14-5:23

@@jonathanalbarran76875:23-5:32

+Statler and Waldorf Did somebody say bang?

Waldorf: NO!!!! [smacks you]

(I knew I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT.)

When was this

If I wanna darn you, then I would with my paint brush! Uhh..summer..I don't think you should do that..but at least were not a bunch of gym bars! Your actually right skeeter, but at least they aren't candy bars!! *both laugh*

Disney +, my friend.

@@JeremyCarter1984 Pretty sure they meant "make a new show that's like this one."

@@TheEmeraldWeirdo oh.

Imagine their own review channel lol 😂

@@JeremyCarter1984 wow

6:34-6:39

taylor walters *isn’t he?

@@FireLordJohn3191 Sorry, my mistake.

10:18-10:28

Xeno Morph sorry to hear that, may he rest in peace

I can understand what that's like. I lost both of my grandfathers. And yet, I feel they're still watching over the family. Rest in peace to all good souls.

@@DarkPaladin24 Yeah! And so did I.

6:34-6:39

Literally The Most Funniest Thing From Statler And Waldorf😂

@@bobabb7942Yeah! That’s one of them.

Yes, they are. And I LOVE Statler and Waldorf too, man.

Don’t we all?

Hey, Waldorf, I was wondering if maybe you'd-

DuckyTheGlockenspiel Darn, I better get some new batteries for my hearing aid.

HAHAHAHA!! I fool him everytime! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

MAHNA MAHNA!!! Do doo do do doo MAHNA MAHNA! Do doo do do doo

SuperMarioJustin4 (punches you in the face)

*Mr. Waldorf

I prefer Jerry Nelson as Crazy Harry rather than John Lovelady.

Ty Hill Broussard I think it’s both.

Yeah they love to hate the show.

They also really like heckling the Muppets.

@@knightofarkronia9968Yes, it is.

@@knightofarkronia9968 … ‘cause they’re really actually enjoying the show and hating the show at the same time.

0:54 was my favourite, but I have to admit, your favourites are pretty funny too.

I Also Like “Something’s Starting to grab You” And “Time For A Tea Break”

0:30 Infinity War in a nutshell

Mine too.

Yeah, but it's the audience who should be doing the running.

Deanmo23 Another Statler & Waldorf video will come. Hopefully it'll actually be complete.

Can you do a complete Wayne and Wanda Compilation?

⁠​⁠​⁠@@samp.8099 So, here’s how it’s actually going to be… *Episode 101: Juliet Prowse* 1. Statler asks what a Mahna Mahna is, and Waldorf responds with "The question is, who cares?". 2. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments during Gonzo's Stunt *WALDORF: He’s doing it. He’s eating a tire.* *STATLER: Amazing!* *WALDORF: Astounding!* *STATLER: Boring!* 3. After Juliet vanishes into the background at the end of the song, Waldorf wonders how she managed the trick, so Statler demonstrates it for him. 4. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the Talk Spot Segment *WALDORF: More! More!* *STATLER: Less! Less!* 5. Waldorf tells Statler, who is now holding a lit cigar, that the way the Muppets find explosions funny is why he always thought the Muppets were weird. He does not think explosions are funny, and then Statler's cigar explodes when he brings it to his mouth and Waldorf confesses "Although some of them are really quite droll." 6. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the “Simon Smith” Segment 7. Just as Statler admits that watching the show was better than sitting home and watching television, Mahna Mahna invades their box. *Episode 102: Connie Stevens* 8. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the opening number 9. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the “Teenager in Love” Song 10. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the Talk Spot Segment 11. Statler & Waldorf’s Ending Comments *Episode 103: Joel Grey* 12. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the opening number 13. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the “Willkommen” Segment 14. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the Talk Spot Segment 15. Statler & Waldorf's Comments after the Wayne & Wanda Segment *WALDORF: I told you they were all wet.* *(Statler chuckles)* 16. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after Fozzie’s Comedy Act 17. Statler & Waldorf’s Ending Comments *Episode 104: Ruth Buzzi* 18. Statler tells Waldorf that he's going out to stretch his legs, but Animal agrees to stretch them for him. 19. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the Talk Spot Segment 20. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after Fozzie’s Comedy Act 21. Statler & Waldorf's Comments after the “Panel Discussion” Segment *STATLER: Bravo! Bravo!* *WALDORF: Wonderful!* 22. Statler & Waldorf’s Ending Comments *Episode 105: Rita Moreno* 23. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the Muppet News Flash Segment 24. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the “Panel Discussion” Segment 25. Statler & Waldorf’s Ending Comments *Episode 106: Jim Nabors* 26. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the opening number 27. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the “Gone with the Wind” Song 28. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the “At the Dance” Segment 29. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after Fozzie’s Comedy Act 30. Statler & Waldorf’s Ending Comments *Episode 107: Florence Henderson* 31. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the opening act 32. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the “Panel Discussion” Segment 33. Statler & Waldorf's Comments after Fozzie's Comedy Act *WALDORF: You know, he’s getting better.* *STATLER: Yeah, or we’re getting worse.* 34. Statler & Waldorf's Ending Comments *Episode 108: Paul Williams* 35. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after Paul Simon’s “An Old Fashioned Love Song” 36. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the Muppet Labs Segment 37. Statler & Waldorf's Comments after the Telephone Pole Sketch *STATLER: Good Old Fozzie. He’s never been better!* *WALDORF:* Or shorter.* *STATLER: Same difference. *(Both laugh)* *WALDORF: Hey, shhh.* *STATLER: Oh.* 38. Statler & Waldorf’s Ending Comments *Episode 109: Charles Aznavour* 39. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after “The Old Fashioned Way” Segment 40. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the Talk Spot Segment 41. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after Fozzie’s Comedy Act 42. Statler & Waldorf's Ending Comments *Episode 110: Harvey Korman* 43. Statler suggests that it's better than starting the show with a "bang", leading him and Waldorf to face down Crazy Harry. 44. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the opening number 45. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the “Panel Discussion” Segment 46. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the Talk Spot Segment 47. Statler & Waldorf's Comments after Fozzie's Comedy Act with Kermit *STATLER: Did you understand that joke?* *WALDORF: No, but I don’t speak Italian.* 48. Statler & Waldorf's Ending Comments *Episode 111: Lena Horne* 49. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the opening number 50. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the “I Got a Name” Song 51. Statler & Waldorf's Ending Comments *Episode 112: Peter Ustinov* 52. Statler comments on music soothing the savage beast. However, Waldorf points out that it is not the case here when Animal joins them in their box to shake them. 53. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the Muppet Labs Segment 54. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the “Panel Discussion” Segment 55. Statler & Waldorf's Ending Comments *Episode 113: Bruce Forsyth* 56. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the opening number 57. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the “All I Need is the Girl” Song 58. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the Talk Spot Segment 59. Statler & Waldorf’s Ending Comments *Episode 114: Sandy Duncan* 60. Kermit announces that the show will be a real "bang-up affair". Crazy Harry picks up on this cue, blasting Kermit off the stage and sending him flying into Statler and Waldorf's Box. Kermit then announces that the opening number was staged by Scooter, so it could be a bomb. Crazy Harry blows up Kermit again, leaving Fozzie to introduce the number. 61. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the opening number 62. Statler & Waldorf's Comments after the Talk Spot Segment *WALDORF: Tell me the truth, Statler. Do you get the banana sketch?* *STATLER: No. I get The New York Times and the Manchester Guardian.* *WALDORF: Sorry I asked.* 63. Waldorf's Comments without Statler, after the Veterinarian's Hospital Segment *WALDORF: That's wonderful, wonderful, right, Statler?* *(He notices Statler's not there. He looks over the balcony.)* *WALDORF: Good grief, did he jump?* 64. Statler & Waldorf’s Ending Comments *Episode 115: Candice Bergen* 65. Statler & Waldorf’s Ending Comments *Episode 116: Avery Schreiber* 66. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the opening number 67. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the Gladiator Match 68. Statler & Waldorf’s Ending Comments *Episode 117: Ben Vereen* 69. Waldorf claims the show is starting to "grab him", when a pair of fuzzy hands grab him and drag him under his seat. 70. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the “Mr. Cellophane” Song 71. Waldorf says it's time for a tea break, and Statler complies by knocking his tea cup off the ledge. 72. Statler & Waldorf’s Ending Comments *Episode 118: Phyllis Diller* 73. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the opening number 74. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after Rowlf’s Segment with Phyllis Diller 75. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the “Hugga Wugga” Segment 76. Statler & Waldorf’s Ending Comments *Episode 119: Vincent Price* 77. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the opening number 78. Statler believes Vincent Price is the scariest actor since Thudge McGerk. When he appears in Statler and Waldorf's Box, he scares Statler right out of his seat. 79. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the “Panel Discussion” Segment 80. Statler & Waldorf's Comments after the Talk Spot Segment *STATLER: By the way, I thought your wife was coming tonight.* *WALDORF: The old bat couldn’t come.* *(Bats fly up to their box)* *STATLER: The rest of ‘em sure made it.* 81. Waldorf's Ending Comments with Thudge McGerk filling in for Statler *Episode 120: Valerie Harper* 82. Statler and Waldorf, impressed with Valerie's performance (and beauty), argue over who will go backstage to meet her. The decide to flip for her, and Statler wins the flip. 83. Waldorf's Comments without Statler, after Rowlf's Poem about "The Butterfly" *WALDORF: Ehh, Statler would have loved that one. But I hated it.* 84. Waldorf, jealous of his friend and left to his own devices, tries to amuse himself by making faces and tickling himself. 85. Waldorf's Ending Comments without Statler *Episode 121: Twiggy* 86. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the opening number 87. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the “In My Life” Song 88. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the “Vendaface” Segment 89. Statler & Waldorf's Comments after the Muppet News Flash Segment *STATLER: She didn’t make a fool of him.* *WALDORF: No. He managed it all by himself.* *(They chuckle)* 90. Statler & Waldorf’s Ending Comments *Episode 122: Ethel Merman* 91. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the opening number 92. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the “Duets with Ethel” Segment 93. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the Talk Spot Segment 94. Statler & Waldorf's Comments after the first part of Richard Bradshaw's Shadow Puppetry Act *STATLER: More! More!* *WALDORF: Hey, wait. Look, there is more.* *STATLER: Oh, good grief. They heard me.* 95. Statler & Waldorf’s Ending Comments *Episode 123: Kaye Ballard* 96. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the opening number 97. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the “Oh Babe What Would You Say” Song 98. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments during the Barbershop Segment *Episode 124: Mummenschanz* 99. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the opening number 100. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after Mummenschanz’s Segment 101. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the UK Spot Segment 102. Statler & Waldorf’s Comments after the Talk Spot Segment 103. Statler & Waldorf’s Ending Comments

Well, this is America and I am entitled to my opinion and my opinion is that I do not like Miley Cyrus or her twerking.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

John Dauphinais 90.

John Dauphinais why did you have to tell me I was having such a good time?!!

John Dauphinais you’re a traitor to your class.

Heh, puppets, I always hated puppets.

​@@chiebukachibee-zoraedu SHIT!

@@mrwtuber1217 aw, you're a traitor to your class!

John Dauphinais French fries, I don’t get that.

John Dauphinais pig’s tongue I don’t get it- oh wait- I get it. (together) You didn’t order any!

Yeah, me too!

Did waldorf find his little girl 🙇

John Dauphinais (Animal attacks)

John Dauphinais (Animal attacks you) Yeah! Get him!

John Dauphinais the host was just consumed.

John Dauphinais hey, this is our box fellow! Let me see your ticket stub!

irony

No, they’ve always looked like that! DOHOHOHOHO

It’s one way to flip for it

DP Productions Every week your eyesight gets worse!

John Dauphinais I said beat! Beat, you old fool! Why don’t you turn up your hearing aid?!

John Dauphinais I give up.

John Dauphinais AUGH!!

John Dauphinais Rudolph Besser is dead?

John Dauphinais Statler, you always get me with that same dumb joke!

@@Morningstar91939 well maybe it's no the joke that's dumb. If you catch my drift.

Waldorf: So what? You also love World War ll.

DP Productions Are you sure you didn’t just forget to put them on again?

John Dauphinais oh. Wake me when it’s over.

John Dauphinais (laughs) I fool him every time! (laughs)

DP Productions Good, can we leave?

John Dauphinais I HATED IT!