The Music Man | #1 | ASMR 

@Drunk Elmo wait what....-

Same omg

Imagine if you will, something something the twilight zone

I am waiting for the day he switches it up and says "Alright then, picture this if you will: 10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51. Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing with just a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this. Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping... Holy fucking shit! Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa, Did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants." So light in his way, Like an apparition, He had me crying out, "Fuck me. It's gotta be Deadhead Chemistry. The blotter got right on top of me. Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!" And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not." Me. The Chosen One? They chose me! And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school. You'd better... You'd better... You'd better... You'd better listen Then he looked right through me With somniferous almond eyes. Don't even know what that means Must remember to write it down. This is so real. Like the time Dave floated away. See my heart is pounding, 'Cause this shit never happens to me. Can't breathe, right now! It was so real. Like I woke up in Wonderland. All sort of terrifying. I don't wanna be all alone when I tell this story. And can anyone tell me why You all sound like Peanuts parents Will I ever be coming down? This is so real. Finally it's my lucky day. See my heart is racing, 'Cause this shit never happens to me. Can't breathe, right now! You believe me, don't you? Please believe what I just said, see the Dead ain't touring. And this wasn't all in my head. See they took me by the hand and invited me right in, Then they showed me something. I don't even know where to begin. Strapped down my bed. Feet cold and eyes red. I'm out my head. Am I alive, am I dead? Can't remember what they said. God damn. Shit the bed! High... I I I I I... high... I I I I I High [Repeated] Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position. Such a heavy burden now to be the one. Born to bear and bring to all the details of our ending To write it down for all the world to see. But I forgot my pen, Shit the bed again, Typical. Strapped down my bed. Feet cold and eyes red. I'm out my head. Am I alive, am I dead? Sunkist and Sudafed, Gyroscopes and infrared. Won't help, brain dead. Can't remember what they said. God damn. Shit the bed! I can't remember what they said to me. Can't remember what they said to make me out to be a hero! Can't remember what they said. Bob help me. Can't remember what they said. Don't know. Won't know. [Repeated] God damn. Shit the bed!"

"Picture this, if you will..."

YESSS

Gotta give an anthem to the "sticking it up to the man yo" resistance

Keep the metal faith alive!

@@deadlines9331 Exodus🤘

Yeah! (Wouldn't it be funny if he put MegaDeth Dystopia within the video? )

William Kaloczy bruh I just saw gojira behemoth and slipknot at knotfest is this was quite fitting

And Where is Nirvana ??

People really like Iowa because it's one of the heaviest so far by Slipknot

@@letdown9197 every band he just mentioned is nothing like Nirvana. Nirvana is grunge, these are more metal than anything. Now, I do like Nirvana but they are definitely not my favorite. Kurt Cobain isn’t a good guitarist or singer as he can’t sing high notes really at all, but he made up for it by writing absolutely amazing music. Is Kurt Cobain a good guitarist? No he isn’t. But, he wrote very good music. He is a very good music writer. Dave Grohl’s band Foo Fighters is very good as well. But in a grunge perspective I like Alice In Chains way more than Nirvana, but Kurt wrote very good songs.

@@sidthejovian5105 man i LOVE s/t it’s just got a great vibe also i just got tingles when he said “joey jordison”

ah yes, a new viewer, the rabbit hole only gets deeper from here buddy

Welcome to the rift

F A C T S

Haha

...or the Stud Muffin Man

...shes married to the muffin man...

@@rfractal THE MUFFIN MAN?

noah tbh ThE MuFfIN MAn!!!!!!!!!!!

Metal do Brasil se chama Nióbio

@@joaovictor3312 Sei cara, é porque a maioria aqui são ingleses.

Come to brazil!!

@@joaovictor3312 kkkkkk

simmmm

OMG 😂 he should, I can see this coming!!!

Or a Alan Watts

Tapping a pencil into an eyeball ASMR.

RIGHTTTTT

I'm gonna help make that a thing

If he sees this he might actually do that at the end of a video. I could definitely picture him doing that.

Codi S You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

Every time I fall asleep, I wake up on that damned carriage...

Damn it chief

When you fall asleep after killing an old woman and wake up in a shack with a mysterious figure along with three people with binds on them.

*Inserts ‘our battle will be legendary’ meme*

Finally! Worthy Opponent!

Our battle will be legendary!

Definitely A Human perfect

@@HowCouldJu g0g0ffffffffffcii8uuuuud

I swear everytime we talk about iowa in global studies i think of slipknot

The Iowa Class Battleship comes to mind as well

Corn

Well, you can’t forget Seth Rollins. (He is a popular wrestler currently signed with WWE)

Jeremy My partna’

I bet Keanu Reeves would actually do that if someone asked, he seems like a really cool guy.

I'm going to snap your jaw in the most comforting and relaxing way to help you sleep

JOHN WICK DOESNT DIE IN JOHN WICK 3

Agreed👀

@Baxter Holdich He also doesn't age

Mɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟ Kɪʟʟᴇʏ You forgot the everything man!

And the candy man's apprentice

Movie man is coming for sure

Were is man man

Still waiting for *"The Man - Man"*

Slipknot is life

here before 1k likes

Imagine if ephemeral rift Cosplayed as groovie mann The guy from the band My life with the thrill kill kult They made a lot of good music Nervous xians A daisy chain 4 satan Kooler than jesus

Just sorry Sleep wasn't the last band he covered than that joke would be perfect.

Oh shit

😂😂😂

god dammit

???

Robin Gilliver it’s a Rush reference

Ah! A fellow man of culture.

Nah, it's 1984...

Meddl Loide

Trve Kvlt

I loved that! 😂😂😂😂

Rock N Roll For Chuck Schuldiner 🤘🏻🤘🏻

infinity war reference??

Gonna see them when they come to Chicago gonna be fucking fun 😔🤘

He pulled out sepultura, behemoth, slipknot, death, anthrax, and gojira, and I didn't expect all of that

Addison Myles Spoilers, dude.

@@the_meta47 and nirvana (grunge, alternative,and a little bit of metal)

@@letdown9197 no.

Heyup

His hair follicles would thank you if they could

Kiritsugu Emiya and the meek shall inherit the earth...

@@rockythunder4458 we've taken care of everything

*Coke snorting cheetah appears*

how bout some king crimson or pink floyd

Rush is so great!

Alex Alexis pleased to meet you

So original

@@hosbrdnov2484 why do people like you even comment on comments like these

@@elyaakabiayman8911 why are you gay

ElYaakabi Ayman i dont like to spread hate but why comment if you’re just gonna steal it anyway?

School is just about out so you can go back to sleep

Legally he can't

Asmr A.J. Why can’t he?

I mean with different scenes sure, but if I'm reading a book I don't wanna read of different people tapping on different things without hearing it 😂 but with maybe different scenes HELL YEAH

@@Dampzombieslayer a lot of his stuff is copyright plus he uses a lot of Lovecraft which is already a book, nonetheless I still love his channel

I mean a book would be great if people still read books

This aged so well

I'm coming at you.. just to agree

@@solarnautrules9462 good man

Demigod is their best album hands down

@@sefisyara5961 this was 2 years ago bro

Yesss pleassse

"Want tech? It's my way or the Huawei."

I can’t pronounce Huawei. I always say it like Whow-wee

@@dsout7841 it's ok, you probably are american

@@dsout7841 MKBHD and most other tech youtubers pronounce it very well.

Keanu Reeves is confirmed to be ageless as many had theorized. It is revealed that famous historical characters (such as Paul Mounet ) have been Keanu Reeves acting out alternative lives. Keanu spends centuries watching friends live and die, governments revolt and collapse and the changing of the entire globe into a dystopian reality. As one of the few with knowledge about the old world, a large amount of different languages, advanced combat training, and with the intellect he has gathered after studying for years. He leads the global revolution against the oppressive regime.

Ananta Music me 2

Yes!

Uchiha Master [picks up vinyl] and on here we have pink floyd.

That's a wide spectrum! What part of their discog do you think ER would like?

Didn't you read AsMr

Asmr A.J. Yeah but I thought it was going to be “Music Man” the musical ASMR

@@cjc9548 hhhhmmmmm....... Okay then

*burning church and Euronymous stabbing asmr*

@@peenusweenus3169 crafting a necklace from deads skull asmr

He doesn't take requests remember

Can you play Hotline Bling???

Hell yeah!!!!

That's a banger. Should also ask for the new doom soundtrack

yes.

He probably buys digital copies but I would be surprised if Rift never ended up doing this, the man loves his video games!

Really?

Marcus Schiff exactly. At least that’s what his tweets say. He loves the sound of someone’s neck breaking apparently

@@mudkippug explain

He looks like a retro guy

Raven kid 30 decided to skip to a random bit, landed on the same line.

Nah, music is just noise

@@samgardner4667 you're a fun person

Don’t you mean a ‘Mad World’

@@GreenGlo1991 the hardest choices require the strongest wills

Sam Gardner Your life must be pretty boring if that’s what you think