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Skull Island: Rise of Kong: "Embark on a 3rd person action-adventure quest to avenge the death of your parents at the hands of the ultimate alpha predator: Gaw. Conquer waves of primal beasts and defeat the minions of your arch-nemesis on your way to becoming the rightful King of Skull Island. Traverse the mysterious island and uncover lore and all the secrets the island has to offer as you encounter swamps, waterfalls, jungle, and skullite-filled caves that give the island’s flora and fauna its power."
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The new King Kong game should be illegal
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@connorburton1009 6 месяцев назад

I have a grudging respect for these game designers. If you give them a keyboard, they're going to use the WHOLE keyboard.

@TheHutchy01 6 месяцев назад

"I paid for the whole keyboard, I'm using the whole keyboard, when was the last time I used scroll lock?"

@groofay 6 месяцев назад

@@TheHutchy01 I always say, scroll lock is the Dark Souls of keyboard keys

@rjc523 6 месяцев назад

wtf lol.

@rjc523 6 месяцев назад

@@TheHutchy01 wtf lol. but true.

@rjc523 6 месяцев назад

@@groofay why? lol

@Sheer_Falacy 6 месяцев назад

It's so tragic that Kevin didn't make it to the boss fight which literally puts a jpeg in the middle of the screen because they couldn't figure out how to pose the boss.

@lylahsworld3930 6 месяцев назад

Which boss fight?

@Sheer_Falacy 6 месяцев назад

@@lylahsworld3930 search for “kong jpeg fight”, you’ll find plenty of mockery.

@myriellachance 6 месяцев назад

I just had to look that up and holy hell that's so awful it made me chuckle.

@gordongreen3310 6 месяцев назад

im so sad you made it to the boss fight and saw the jpeg!

@Sheer_Falacy 6 месяцев назад

@@gordongreen3310 I haven’t played this game because, well, everything about it, but the internet provides!

@SurgicalStrike41 6 месяцев назад

These devs have really recaptured that feeling of an awful game that your grandmother picked up for $5 from a bargain bin

@Kakashifan727 6 месяцев назад

No lol they still priced it $30 back then. God cant believe this game cost $0 dollars

@lepidusstupidius2956 6 месяцев назад

Except for the fact that it out of a bargain bin, it was a full price game

@lobodesade6780 5 месяцев назад

Hahaha yea never copped that, but now that you say it I can't help but notice it, like them really shitty 360 bargain games. Same graphics, same clunky jank.

@reddragonX1000 6 месяцев назад

I hope these publishers never stop churning out those horrible games so Kevin can keep blessing us with these videos

@seadragonpirate8195 6 месяцев назад

They must make them just for Kevin

@rjc523 6 месяцев назад

well good news that is 90%+ of games for years now. he will always have something lol.

@rjc523 6 месяцев назад

@@seadragonpirate8195 true like the sims lol.

@1nicejackelfan224 6 месяцев назад

Its blurssing, not blessing

@charliefen 6 месяцев назад

@@rjc523 I just want to know why and how they are affording the licences for these properties - Gollum, King Kong, The Walking Dead 😂

@kaja985 6 месяцев назад

"Okay I know I don't have many skills but if I land my big Kong ass on top of you you should probably die" might be my new favourite callmekevin quote.

@thedarksaber 6 месяцев назад

He literally said it when i read your comment

@user-bf1oi5kr5b 5 месяцев назад

How do you what is your Lord and Savior lobster?

@mar_speedman 5 месяцев назад

A very dangerous sentence to take out of context, though lol

@ineffable_eldritch_horror131 6 месяцев назад

I love that the developers didn't even think about watching a video to see how gorrillas move

@samholdsworth420 6 месяцев назад

🦍

@maszkalman3676 6 месяцев назад

How gorillas MOVE????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 They are not even seen a keyboard in use :,D

@Crypted112 5 месяцев назад

probably the least of the game's 10,000 crippling problems

@mar_speedman 5 месяцев назад

"They probably walk like human beings, right?"

@SuperHeroStoriesUnlimited 6 месяцев назад

Kevin has that inate ability to make any game funny no matter how bad it is

@golbez3794 6 месяцев назад

hes just that charming

@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 6 месяцев назад

I mean, the awful games are probably funnier unintentionally than actual good ones lol. It gives more to joke about.

@SuperHeroStoriesUnlimited 6 месяцев назад

@@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 i wonder if kevin will maybe play lethal company with the other irish youtubers that would be brilliant

@raptor4937 6 месяцев назад

You know that it's a good game whenever the subtitle quality is ENABLE

@fuzzyotterpaws4395 6 месяцев назад

I dont get it. Every game has an option to enable or disable subtitles.

@liddonburns8195 6 месяцев назад

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395I think its more the fact that it says subtitle "quality", as in you could enable bad quality subtitles or good quality subtitles, which is funny cause the whole game is kinda bad quality

@therunawaykid6523 5 месяцев назад

Weirdly whenever there is a terrible game for some reason I want to play it, same with bad movies I love birdemic and the room

@RubyBlueUwU 3 месяца назад

⁠I mean, it’s not an uncommon feeling, that’s the whole reason this video exists. It’s why everyone was talking about “Gollum” for like a month. Some train wrecks are just too fascinating to not make people curious

@groofay 6 месяцев назад

The borders around Kong make him look like he's been badly chroma-keyed into his own game. Amazing.

@MaxerV19 6 месяцев назад

He is, he was invisible for the entire game Kevin just added him while editing

@groofay 5 месяцев назад

@@MaxerV19 That explains so much about this video

@therunawaykid6523 5 месяцев назад

@@MaxerV19sure is an interesting design choice

@Musicandlyrics2400 5 месяцев назад

He was, it was much too dangerous for him to do his own stunts.

@PointsofData 5 месяцев назад

You don't understand it's actually a new way of designing games, using CGI. It's such a new, labor intensive technology tho that the devs were the first to do it and could only do Kong with the time they have...then unfortunately this brand new technology didn't end up meshing well with the old technology of the game so the borders happened. Really, we should be applauding the devs. Kong is another L.A. Noir.

@Dradeeus 6 месяцев назад

Kevin actually raises a good point- Maw left lil' Kong alone and only fought the Kongs his own size, but he's the evil villain you're supposed to crave vengeance against. Then your Kong goes around killing smaller creatures.

@DarkZeroHero 6 месяцев назад

Kong lives long enough to become the villain.

@TheBonkleFox 4 месяца назад

I think the point is supposed to be that the would-be king Kong escaped unnoticed and might've been killed had he been found, but it's kinda hard to figure out what's supposed to be going on a lot.

@elbonzo1943 6 месяцев назад

Fun fact: The publisher, Gamemill Entertainment is also responsible for publishing Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, which is regarded as one of the worst games of all time.

@wishingwell12345 6 месяцев назад

Is that the one where you can reverse faster and faster until you break the laws of physics and win every race by virtue of being present in every atom of space at the same time?

@victim2077 6 месяцев назад

@@wishingwell12345 You could do that, but it's faster to reverse over start line, than making a Large Hadron Collider simulation on your nanny's PC.

@jarrygarry5316 6 месяцев назад

The game when you reversed the truck it will be more faster than speed of light

@thereal_hannahmontana 6 месяцев назад

I petition for Kevin to play this game next

@washedblue 6 месяцев назад

Is their name really Gamemill Entertainment? lol I love how they didn't even care to hide their motive. They exist to just churn out games. The time, care, and creativity necessary to make a good game isn't of importance, but if you give them money (and to be fair, less than other companies), they'll technically make a product that at least *some* people will buy. I'm sure the employee morale is just through the roof over there.

@HughStLeger 6 месяцев назад

You know it's bad when Kevin isn't happy about destroying generations of families

@brocksells197 6 месяцев назад

It's honestly impressive that these developers somehow made the really fun concept of a King Kong video game, and made it one of the most boring and infuriating games I've seen in the past few years

@adamgorski2610 6 месяцев назад

I'm shocked that they managed to make "big gorilla smashes stuff" into a miserable experience.

@fuzzyotterpaws4395 6 месяцев назад

What else are you supposed to do for a gorrila game? I haven't really seen a King Kong movie because it is just a gorilla so what other game could you make other than being in a jungle?

@datshoney 6 месяцев назад

@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 the movie is actually sorta cool (but old), kong actually kidnaps a chick in the movie, goes to a high ass building and holds her in his hand while the people are swarming him with helicopters. Climbing a big ass building and destroying a whole city as a big ass massive ape sounds better to me, imagine playing as kong having to fight off helicopters and destroying buildings. Maybe even from jungle to the city, sounds like a even better idea

@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot 6 месяцев назад

@@datshoney yeah most Kong movies start with him in the jungle fighting dinosaurs and monsters, then he's captured by people wanting to put on the ultimate show and then he's taken to New York where he breaks out of his chains and smashes stuff rampages through the city breaking things, looks for and grabs the pretty blonde girl he's in love with and climbs a building fighting off airplanes the whole way then the planes kill him and someone says "it was beauty that killed the beast" and everyone's sad. (Spoilers for a 90 year old movie btw sorry) You could probably make that a very interesting and fun game, but instead they did THIS.

@zowaeh1829 6 месяцев назад

⁠@@fuzzyotterpaws4395I’ll refer to King Kong: Peter Jackson the game as an example of how to make a phenomenal video game adaptation of King Kong. It follows closely to the movie, was ahead of its time, and is leagues better than this piece of shit game.

@RaininPayne2 6 месяцев назад

Kevin being such an amazing RU-vidr for 12 years should be illegal

@RhyzVids 6 месяцев назад

And yet I’m glad it isn’t.

@AngelBirdo 6 месяцев назад

but for legal reasons this comment is NOT a threat

@axdonat 6 месяцев назад

it is. FBI OPEN UP

@samholdsworth420 6 месяцев назад

He's not a true one like Stuart Ashens!

@samholdsworth420 6 месяцев назад

@@axdonathe's Irish. FBI has no jurisdiction

@tomwarren5580 6 месяцев назад

Wow, this game is great. They recreated my favorite part of the movie. I always loved when Kong ripped a tree out of reality and then slapped an overgrown chicken.

@morgangamez 6 месяцев назад

Kevin playing the worst games in order, we need Gollum next

@bloodytoes5307 6 месяцев назад

I have a weird feeling the creators of this game thought King Kong was just a regular sized Gorilla and have never seen anything King Kong related stuff.

@EnigmaticGentleman 6 месяцев назад

I cant believe Kevin didnt make it to the JPEG cutscene, honestly shameful.

@Deadly_Laser 6 месяцев назад

"Hold on, let me do E" - Kevin, 2023

@julianreyna9005 5 месяцев назад

The quite “Jason” at 3:15 was hilarious 😭

@OrgusDin 6 месяцев назад

The devs letting you uninstall was very bold of them.

@Crypted112 5 месяцев назад

and the uninstall feature working was very impressive

@venus98354 5 месяцев назад

Should have made it so that uninstalling the game deletes your C drive

@norabindi7237 5 месяцев назад

"increase your primal attack by doing E" King Kong on ecstasy Is the hero the world needs right now

@danthetomatoman 6 месяцев назад

I thought kong was....bigger? Or is everything giant in this world?

@Whitney341 6 месяцев назад

Right? Wasn't Kong like... Towering over trees and shit?

@therunawaykid6523 5 месяцев назад

@@Whitney341yeah, it’s like this Kong has been shrunk down with a shrink ray this game is just terrible 🤣

@jackstickeye5139 6 месяцев назад

Kevin please don't punish yourself for us. You do not deserve this.

@Brottisgood 6 месяцев назад

Kevin, I truly can’t express how good of a content creator you are, consistent, funny, and all around a good and relatable person, so I hope that in this time of festivity, nothing but good Fortune comes your way :D

@danb7922 6 месяцев назад

Every time he ripped up a tree branch for a weapon and it disappeared had me cracking up!😂

@whycantitypewhatiwant 6 месяцев назад

I think my favorite feature is that once you pick up those three logs you aren't allowed to release F. Because releasing F drops the log.

@Cyanwolf3 6 месяцев назад

you know its crazy when even kevin feels bad for killing families

@jonathankeith6971 6 месяцев назад

Hearing Kevin say big Kong ass has to be the highlight of my day.

@F1Elle17 6 месяцев назад

I'm so glad Kevin looks happier these days. We love you Kev ♡

@petrafox0815 6 месяцев назад

I know right!! Im also super happy we got videos from him with facecam during gameplay again

@SmokeDog1871 6 месяцев назад

I think streaming kind of got to him, lot of mean people on there

@little_baby1663 6 месяцев назад

Is that why he doesn’t stream anymore? I loved his streams, but I only follow him on RU-vid so I’ve only seen the re uploads of them

@rand0mn33ss 6 месяцев назад

He was unhappy? When was that?

@MediumRareOpinions 6 месяцев назад

@@rand0mn33ssI think around when the upload schedule moved from more frequent uploads to longer content spaced out more. Making videos at that pace burned him out I think.

@randomnpc731 6 месяцев назад

This game was a masterpiece. I remember playing this game all day long after finishing homework. This game was truly one of the best mobile games in 2010.

@LiilYogurt 6 месяцев назад

(tip for next time you play because I'm 100% sure you will, it's GOTY) You need to hold down the button the entire time you're holding those trees you can pick up, if you let go he immediately discards it, I'm incredibly disappointed that my life has led to me having that knowledge...

@OwenPlant532 6 месяцев назад

"Why do they teach me stuff then immediately take it away!" This is the gamers paradox

@Taco_King00 6 месяцев назад

"hey there Friends.." I didn't knew i had friends

@TheMuhahaa 6 месяцев назад

Don't worry, he wasn't speaking to you!

@Schnort 6 месяцев назад

Don't worry, he wasn't speaking to you!

@cousarn 6 месяцев назад

the little "Jason!" at 3:14 has killed me

@Frenchaboo 6 месяцев назад

These publishers have got to be some money laundering front.

@witchinggecko4271 6 месяцев назад

I find it amazing how some people actually dare releasing something like this and demanding so much money. 40€ and they couldn't even be bothered to render shadows

@onerva. 6 месяцев назад

why is Kevin's Nixon impression the best thing about this game

@pottingsoil723 6 месяцев назад

Man it's always so nostalgic to see someone playing an Xbox 360 game. Really makes you remember the good days, you know?

@morgansmith2904 6 месяцев назад

My first thought when you said I cant do any of the skills I got in the tutorial was" well yeah his parents died, they didn't get to teach him any skills"

@giulizpaviz6381 6 месяцев назад

Imagine the people from 1982 thinking back then "ET game is so bad, there can't be a worse game based on a movie than this one!"

@nylana4552 6 месяцев назад

the fact kevin wasted money buying trash just for our entertainment is legendary

@serioustable8659 6 месяцев назад

Anyone know what happens if you win the boss fight at the start? There are a lot of games where there's a fight you're "supposed to lose" but you could theoretically win

@UWU-x 6 месяцев назад

The health bar reaches zero but the boss can't be killed 😞

@lizzzylavender 6 месяцев назад

It probably just has unlimited health or something, I doubt a game like this is gonna do anything clever or interesting about it. In Unsighted if you beat the “scripted death” fight, you get an achievement and they give you an expensive sword for free. Great game, I’m glad you just made me think about it again.

@nakano15 6 месяцев назад

I really wish Kevin played to the part where Kong finds the dinosaur that killed his mother. He would have loved that haha.

@evelynjenkins4456 6 месяцев назад

14:55 The exact moment Kevin started going numb from shock

@patrickhorton4679 6 месяцев назад

"I'm President Kong" was the first thing in weeks to make my sides hurt from laughter. I've rewatched that clip several hundred times. 6:29

@grantmcdade5593 6 месяцев назад

I can't believe that when this was finished, they sat back and back and thought they did a stand up job. No champagne was opened, no high fives were had

@CaloBrown 6 месяцев назад

"I fought mudcrabs fiercer than you." I see what you did there.

@Shibdyuti 6 месяцев назад

Any game, when Kevin plays, become the best thing, no matter how good or bad it actually is. But poorly made games like these and sims and bitlife will always have my heart.

@_foxpuppet 6 месяцев назад

I don't know if i should feel bad for developers forced to rush a game out in the most broken alpha or if I should feel outraged that these hacks even pretend to know what a video game is, let alone how to make one. Given the odd choices for things like imputs I'm leaning towards the later but have yet to work up the energy to find out either way. 😂

@Falcodrin 6 месяцев назад

Don't feel bad this studio is known for shovelware garbage

@Ellary_Rosewood 6 месяцев назад

I'm looking forward to Kevin making Jim Pickens the worst landlord ever with the new For Rent pack for the Sims. It's gonna be grand.

@GhostHelwig 6 месяцев назад

This was hilarious. God I love seeing you play broken games like this. You make it funny and entertaining instead of frustrating. 😂

@lovecheese45 6 месяцев назад

This was such a great vid Kevin! You had me laughing so hard!

@_vikingaman 6 месяцев назад

to add to this sweet experience: i believe this is a licensed full price title

@RacingVagabond 6 месяцев назад

King Kong is in the public domain, which kind of makes it worse that they still charged full price.

@_vikingaman 6 месяцев назад

@@RacingVagabond oh no… 🥲

@alicevictorian3195 6 месяцев назад

These videos always make my day. ^-^ Thank you Kevin!

@rader7179 6 месяцев назад

Love your videos Kevin, you’re the funniest man on RU-vid

@tweakygandhi1954 6 месяцев назад

You are such a treasure and rare person! I appreciate you continuing to make videos ! Thank you for everything you do 😊

@indicaplayz 6 месяцев назад

i love how literally anytime Kevin plays a new game he find a way to break it in like 30 seconds. it’s truly an unmatched skill of his.

@24sch42 6 месяцев назад

your videos got me through some hard times brother god bless

@indyrevoly3060 6 месяцев назад

"Is that a waterfall" (squints) "Oh no, that's a texture"

@zotz9184 6 месяцев назад

I have been waiting for this for soooooo long.

@Mr.BossMajor 6 месяцев назад

King kong? More like BOAR RAGNAROK

@TheNinjaNiky 6 месяцев назад

Daddy Kevin with the perfectly timed uploads

@hannahdavis4256 6 месяцев назад

Another fun video by Kevin of him playing a bad game, just what I need to settle down and relax with. :)

@arcofspira 6 месяцев назад

Kevin is a returning to monke genius

@jackmorrissey24 6 месяцев назад

I’m Genuinely so excited for you to play Gollum! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🤩

@tea-rex5658 6 месяцев назад

LOVE the heavy rain "JaSoN" XDD cracked me up.

@ixlendin 6 месяцев назад

you know its a bad game when its from the save devs as the The Walking Dead one

@littlebear274 6 месяцев назад

Actually the devs are different (Flux for TWD, IguanaBee for Kong), it's the publisher (GameMill) that's the same. It's also the publisher that set the time and budget constraints that made it basically impossible for them to create anything even remotely playable. The difference is sort of like how Thor: Ragnarok and Black Panther are both Marvel movies, but they have different writers and directors and such.

@ixlendin 6 месяцев назад

@@littlebear274 oooh ok didn't know that, thanks for explaining

@dondigao1057 6 месяцев назад

Oh my gawd a call me kevin video that's about 10 minutes long? That brings me back

@JJNOTREALLY 6 месяцев назад

At this point the publisher knew Kevin would play that game.

@ClassicVHSHorror 6 месяцев назад

Great video, Kevin! Very cool

@xRatsy 6 месяцев назад

Your pronunciation of Eindhoven was spot on. Your dutch is so good Kevin!

@blasto1926 6 месяцев назад

Bought this for my friend for his birthday. We've had an absolute blast playing together lmao. Kong's rock throw is so broken it's hilarious.

@BleakyFPS 6 месяцев назад

Kevin was probably the one who made those caveman paintings.

@Hompos69 6 месяцев назад

kevin, i know you silly billy wont see this but your content has helped me so much. Thank you

@UchihaChikiru 6 месяцев назад

3:15 “SHAWN!!” energy right there

@mairakhan7747 6 месяцев назад

idk why but kevin helps me sleep and i physically cannot cope being awake now so sleepy time 😴

@cyberwolf5787 6 месяцев назад

you already know this one is about to be SO good XD

@Cantcandleme 6 месяцев назад

Great job on this video Kevin. I’m obsessed with this game so I’ve watched other gamers review and this is by far my favorite review

@Cpt.Ravioli 6 месяцев назад

So much kongtent 😂😂 kevin never change!

@kittypaws9989 6 месяцев назад

Kevin You spoil us with these classic games

@urbanweekendwarrior7238 6 месяцев назад

its like every time they added a player control they were like "whats the most confusing way for the player to do this"

@_Jigsaw_ 6 месяцев назад

Great video! 9.03 is the moment in the video that my illiterate self realized this was not the origin story of Donkey Kong because I am a moron

@TheHutchy01 6 месяцев назад

2:17 I never knew King Kong was a '90s Raver.

@NicoleoCrafts 6 месяцев назад

I have been waiting for Kevin to play this since it came out! It’s been hilarious watching people speed run the game to get a refund.

@themoustachedcrusader3187 6 месяцев назад

I genuinely could not recognise this as a glorious Kevin video without the little Kevo sign

@drantil 6 месяцев назад

props to the editor for that "Jason!" xDDD

@CrowLive 6 месяцев назад

Love the "Jason" sound effect lmaooo

@simonmalmstrom9593 6 месяцев назад

honestly this year in the gaming world can be described as extremes because on one side we have games that are absolutely amazing like Lies of P, Legend of Zelda tears of the kingdom, Baulders gate 3 etc, and on the other we have games like this, the walking dead game etc.