THE NEWLYWED GAME featuring a DEFINITELY STRAIGHT couple!!! 👫 *Cindy x Ellias 4eva* 💖 (TW: Heteros) 

Like the children who promise to marry each other if they are both single in 20 years, Ellias and Cindy promise to make a hetero themed collab next year if they are still single. ***disclaimer: I'm sorry in advance if any of them aren't single ***disclaimer: now I've watched the video and they are still definitely single

I want to thank Cindy for the hetero trigger warning in the title of this video. Always looking out for us.

omg it’s my favourite totally straight and heterosexual couple

This feels like witnessing the second time your gay brother brings back the strange girl because the parents are asking about his love life again

Can't wait for the dramatic "we broke up..." video 😔✊

"we're in a sanctimonious hetero relationship" *both of them gag *

Cindy repeating 'heterosexual' seems like she's trying to convince herself it's straight rather than us.

Appropriating straight culture oml I can't believe u cancelingwithcindy 🙄

excuse me y'all didn't leave enough room for jesus in between u

pov: your acquaintance brings their clearly gay friend to a party to keep up appearances and you’re trying really hard to play along via nodding your head and sipping your drink to avoid talking

Cindy's videos are basically now a slowburn fanfic, but instead of romance it's just waiting for her to finally realize that she isn't straight

Girl, you can't just leave your furry boyfriend like that 😭

Guys, please don't hate on me, but, I'm not sure this is a fully heterosexual couple

That smooth transition from saying "with my honey" to the honey sponsorship. Go get 'em cash queen!

Wait, you're sleeping in the same bed BEFORE MARRIAGE? Fake straights, smh, true heterosexuals leave room for Jesus

I was shocked for a few seconds thinking when Cindy got married than realized that this is Cindy.

If Cindy ever disappears from RU-vid I will assume she’s on the circle destroying everyone

I saw "newlywed game" and "Cindy" in the same title and came running

Title: straight culture Me looking at the numerous times Cindy has lowkey fallen for a girl: 👀

0:14 "today ellias and I have once again woken up in each other's arms" so wierd how stuff like that randomly happens sometimes!

"Okay, this chick's a furry but I'm into it." that's what I call true love

gotta know about how Cindy feels about ACOTAR being turned into a show?? but can we also talk about how she predicted it!!

My ADHD brain got so confused about whether you were being sarcastic or not 😂

this is the content a girl needs on a Wednesday when it feels like the week is never gonna end

How straight of you💘💞👫👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

imma try to not be jealous as i sit here in my puddle of tears watching this video 💔 *driver's license by olivia rodrigo playing in the background *

my otp 💖💖💖

Ellias : "I feel like you have more experience" All of us joking about Cindy's dry love life : 👁️👄👁️

watching Cindy claim she’s straight is like watching a high school actor desperately trying to stay in character five minutes into the play

Why am I so surprised that Cindy has legible handwriting, this isn’t how it’s supposed to go

"Asian kid that classmates don't cheat from" im wheezing-

the fact that you posted this when my timezone literally just turned April 1 + the title of this video 💀

Last time I was this early, cindy wasnt an alcoholic yet

Cindy: "I've kissed boys and girls" Babe wake up! New Cindy lore just dropped.

"We are in sanctimonious heterosexual relationship" **both gag** The only acceptable way to say that in this household

cindy don't think you can stop me from writing fanficion about you both

I'm in a constant tug of war with my moods of being like, "wow this is such a good video" and, "I can't do this today, Cindy, not again."

this is the first heterosexual OTP i've ever shipped 😍😍😍😍😍

Now im gonna write a fanfiction about Cindy choosing between Jesse and Ellias. But the guys end up together. 🙈

SMALLEST BREAST SIZE GOODBYE OMFG

Cindy: We are in a sanctimonious heterosexual relationship Him: Your years of reading cringy straight relationships in books has caused you to want to manifest the fictional escapism of the stereotypical newlywed belle and beau in your life Cindy: wait Him: It doesn't make you special, you're just joining the hoards of people traumatized from damaged relationships in their lives to seek the sanctity of fictional relationships that exist only books

cindy: damn, your handwriting's cuter than mine! Ellias: that's how you know that I'm gay my bi ass who can barely read my own handwriting: I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD AT THIS???

thank you for adding the trigger warning... despite both of you being straight and married, your relationships seems so healthy and cute! my favorite het couple for sure

But wait the *Cindy x Ellias 4eva* if this ain't that middle school type-

POV: your american lit. teacher made you watch a happy straight couple to describe realationships between people of asian descent (yes my teacher gave me this assigment, i WISH i was joking)

Cindy being the totally heterosexual Queen, so us gays can have rights. This is my new head canon. 😉😂❤

"I thought she was quirky" = a red flag that, Yes, you are a YA protagonist and should be worried.

Cindy: you've never seen what my place looks like Ellias: um...from your videos and everything Cindy: Oₕₕₕₕₕₕₕₕₕₕ

I saw the notif pop up and immediately saw TW: heteros - choked on my orange juice. I’ll clean it up while watching this -

17:17 👁️👄👁️

PHO-UCKED SENT ME

Cindy: puts ellias as an answer Ellias: puts himself Cindy: gets offended

Omg I love u Haley Pham and your definitely DEFINITELY straight husband 😍😍😍

are they straight-baiting us? im not used to it... its confusing you guys

i love seeing a traditional christian couple in my subscription feed! i hope you guys have fun *checks notes * reading the bible and protesting outside planned parenthood

TW HETEROS I CANTTTTTTTTT

personally i am not that into love triangles but seeing jesse and ellias competing over cindy but end up together would be cool

Ok, that is as far as my understanding of sarcasm can stretch. Confusion shall be my name from now on✨

Ugh my favourite heterosexual relationship 😩 hope to see y’all buy a house together only to break up a couple months later 🙏💋💕💕🥸

this dynamic is just -- I'm watching and literally can't stop myself from smiling and giggling like an idiot

Do I? A) study B) do my homework C) watch Cindy’s iconic video By reading this comment, I think you can tell what choice I went with😌

OHMYGOD I CLICKED INSTANTLY WHEN I SAW MY FAVORITE SHIP "flowery Cindy & shy Elias"

A very essential and iconic male X female duo. Also, gurlllllll the actual trailer for shadow and bone is outttttt we need you to bless us with a reaction

You two are such a cute couple. Of course someone as smart, funny, and beautiful as Cindy manages to find someone almost as great as her to be with.

cindy and ellias laughs are so cute they broke my eyedrums

“CoMpLeTeLy StRaIgHt AnD hEtErO” *Cindy starts sweating*

:0 the little intro art of Cindy in the beginning is so stylish!! I feel like she could and will at some point rip my spine out, but in a benevolent way, or at least that's the kinda vibes I'm getting 😳😳

Me and my bestie pretending to be a couple in front of our family so both of us wont be *obviously* outed

You guys have single-handedly cured my lockdown depression... I am wheezing 😭💀

Oh my god, I can't believe you guys were brave enough to come out as hetero together 💖

"What is your spouse's best feature?" Both: *immediate laughter Both, also: *give the sweetest answer Jokes aside, you two are so cute ♥️😭 perverted jokes and roasting included xD

from now on i'm titling every essay like "a brilliant essay by a DEFINITELY MENTALLY STABLE person!! this was written with ABSOLUTELY NO energy drinks

The iconic Booktube duo is back to bless our sub boxes 😌

A VLOG WITH ELLIAS AGAIN OMYGOD I COULD NEVER-

I can tell he's a good cook because HIS ROASTS ARE WELL DONE!

"You're pretty, pretty average." Lmao felt that.

You guys are my favourite collab duo ever. Please never stop collaborating. 🙏😂

Video: to 12 years old Me: Well, Cindy says I'm 12, I must be 12😂

I feel like Cindy should be on Big Brother. Now that they're casting 50% BIPOC cast you actually have a shot to get in and make it far.

Damn!! 5 minutes. Well. Cindi should be flattered that my double chins and I graced this video with my presence. #indenialjustlikethisobviouslyheterosexualrelationship

Relationship goal: I just wanna be able to stare are thier small chest while they stare at my giant feet lol

The chemistry between you two is so wholesome

I hope y'all are prepared for the wattpad fanfics 🤭 Yuh besties get it

TW HETEROS I CANT

I'm personally offended by the sheer amount of hetero activity. THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!

cindy: cooking is a chore D: stressful oof also cindy : uses a knife to whisk. cuts the lemon instead of zests it. etc (im sorry sorry sorry but im s t u c k on those bits)

*Who is the funniest? Cindy; ME! (to 12 year olds ) Me, a 28 year old who laughs at all her jokes: 👀😬 🇬🇭 With 💜

Cindy's the only one to officially come out as straight

Also, omg we need booktube batchelorete 😫

This definitely heterosexual, sanctimonious newlywed tag has me wanting more romance book reviews from Cindy. I think the Kiss quotient has a sequel!

We love a totally straight couple.

Hmmm.... potential book collabs... maybe you could talk about books that has a/have boy(s) and girl(s) not get together in the end while cooking?

"Whats the smallest bra size" OMFG The next video is gonna be a "we broke up :'(" video, I can feel it

Oh my God I used to love watching this show on cable when I was in *junior high!* how to get up State education and I used to have so many fantasies of being in this show with my future partner, ahh the naivety.🤣😭

"To All The Girlies (and Boys) I Kissed Before" by Cindy Pham. A YA memoir 👌😌✊

LOLs xD "your boyfriend is a little..." LOL I was really surprised with the video title well

I mean, the concept of shipping you two is beyond me. I've never encountered two people where I was able to so easily say "them ain't straight"

Imagine a collab between Not Even Emily and Cindy... Dang I can already see the immense amount of sarcasm

Finally a good straight relationship that my cousins can watch 🥰🥰

If you guys do another collab, PLEASE go back and forth reading the worst quotes from ACOTAR until one of you burst out laughing.