The Norsca Experience 

Bruh chicks love fimirs bruh

Norsca :fights for demons Doomslayer: bfg division starts playing

Robertus Maximus well mammoths are cute animals.

Well I mean, I’m just here for chaos but cute animals are good too

Norsca doesn't need to attract females. We take females.

Best description of Warhammer Fantasy

​@@RobertusMaximus You are a lowly peasant from a poor province of Bretonia, work your day on the field, oppressed by Noble and kick around by the so-called knight, once time you got beaten near death for touching a Lord horse, it was a good horse. But the Lady smiled upon you, or so you think. You get the chance to marry Jenny, the barmaid from the local tavern next month. She was not pretty nor charming but she will be your, the greatest good you are ever gonna get. Then some Noble Lord give you a pointy stick, conscripted you to his army and march off to repel the raiding party the very next day. You are scare, you are afraid, you don't want to leave Jenny behind, you have hear story about the Men of the North and the cursed beast they brought with them, but what choice do you have ?? For days you march, the though of Jenny warm you in the night, from the ever cold wind blowing from the North, you will return, you must return and you shall return. The time has come, your army are joined by various force across Bretonia, from zealot pilgrim to fame knight. The legendary Grail Knight are among them, in his battered armor, the largest man you have ever seen, veteran of a hundred campaign, survivor of a thousand battle. You can feel the aura radiates from him, you can't help but wonder what kind of war require such a Warrior. Here you are, stand at the front line, this is no longer just simple raiding party but a full invasion of the Tribe from the North, thousands of them, battle drum, war cry shaking the heart of the bravest men, the earth shaking with every step of the monstrous beast accompanied them. Knight are already engage and arrow darken the sky. Now it up to you and all the men next to you. To hold the line, to hold the bulk of the incoming horde, to died here so that other may live. You could see them clearly now, the men of the North, the reason you are here. You hold tight to your spear and close your eyes, the blasphemy war cry, the sound of a hundred horse galloping, the sound of battle,... the world seem to stop moving. You think of Jenny, you can hear her voice reach out to you, you re-visit the fateful night she spend with you, your mother's voice calling you for dinner.... You are home now.

@@waaagh9936 holy shit the detail in this

@@waaagh9936 i struggled to read this but i'm glad i did

​@@angrysnailbug Not everyone can write perfect english.

So let us burn it all

Basically chaos for dark eleves, norsca, skaven and vampires

@@panko6632 And for Chaos and Beastmen thought they can run away better.

I got the Loreful Diplomacy mod that blocks Dwarfs from Allying Skaven so they don't get retardedly OP by allying one of their greatest enemies. Between that and taking out Lothern and Carcassone for the sweet enchantress buffs I think I may be able to handle things as VCoast.

not in proving grounds, patch was kickass

Shame that AI is too stupid to understand such messages. On my current Chaos playthrough I had Volmar visit Norsca 4 or 5 times and Helmut fucking Feuerbach 3 times. Always whooped their asses badly, including with 90% red balance bar twice. But the annoyoing fuckers just don't get it and keep pestering my vassals. Annoying af, but on the plus side I'm finished with quests now so I'm just about to go Call of Warhammer on them.

it’s said Piss-Poor Morale that has me sleep on playing Bretonnia so much Like, yeah guys i get your nice horses and everything but half your damn troops are screaming and running for the hills and the most That happened was that they saw a damn elephant-

Jeez. I always thought that Wulfrick's origin story was that he was a pretty good warrior but, after having challenged the gods in a drunken fit, he was cursed to seek out and prove himself against all possibly worthy opponents. And he hasn't lost a duel yet. Which drives him mad

@@panickedpan875 I'd say that's a classic case of "how the bards tell the story vs the shit that actually happened"

@@GumshoeClassic AHHH. WHO LET THIS FILTHY GREENSKIN IN HERE?!

@@panickedpan875 Shhh lil' humie, ya keep quit real good an' me won'tz krump ya 'ead, okai? I'z is sneakin' about, doin' dat strategery business ya'll loik so much, gatharin' some o' dat intell. Ya don' wanna blow ma cova, do ya? Da Gobboz said I'z is only allowed ta krump humies when dey scream. Ya wanna scream? Coz I wanna krump.

@@GumshoeClassic Wow. A blind orc. I'm a dawi you ancestor defiling bastard. COME AND GET ME!! KHAZUKA KHAZAKIT-HA!

**Wulfrik flexes** Welp, no argument here... All in favor ?

@@pierre-mariecaulliez6285 aye

Indeed old boy, parlay with this rabble may be truly futile.

@@pierre-mariecaulliez6285 yup

In the quest battle with that speech the knights do come out... after you've murdered about 500 peasants.

Come Game 3, Chaos gets stronger and forms an alliance with the Skaven! Clan Moulder and Thanqoul for Skaven subfactions! Egil Stryebjorn, Taurox the Brass Bull and Vadrek Crom become Legendary Lords with their own subfactions! Kholek, Sigvald, Malagor and Morghur have their own subfactions! Kurgan are led by two Legendary Lords to ravage Kislev!

@@christiandauz3742 warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Valkia_the_Bloody She better be a Legendary Lord for Chaos

@@CrashB111 Definitely

The Order Tide is is like when you and your friends play hoi4 and gang up on an ai Axis.

@@americana_incarnate1717 In 1936, France had more soldiers and equipment than Germany In WF, the Warriors of Chaos outnumber Ordertide without using all of their forces Norsca has the same population as the Empire. Kurgan vastly outnumber Kislev and the Dwarves Beastmen outnumber everyone else except Skaven and Daemons

I for one am enjoying the time of order wulfric is useless and everyone else is getting bullied into the ground. The world is as it should be, with people who can't even build civilizations being left behind by technology and the world in general.

Addicted To Gaming as it should be

Dese stoopid gits tink dat dey 'ard boyz can krump da even 'arder stumpiez. Wat dey need iz a good choppa, an 'eavy squig, some skin paint, and da roight kunnin' savage boyz at dey back. Da great green prophet knowz best!

Actually my grimgor campaign shredded around from the desert to the north, to the east and western hills and plains and im literally eating this fkin dwarven king for tge 6th time. Fkin respawning.

@@dudemcnude1314 Well well well looks like he just bullied the bully. Lucky for us he just made bullying the bully the new bullying, BULLY HIM!

Not too suprising. Most of time factions that you are at war with gets cheats plus bonuses. And tend to be more agresive towards players. If the faction like Empire is neutral or good relation with you however, they could get stomped by a AI faction. I once played as Belegar and the Empire got stomped by Skarsnik becouse of the cheats. And then a masive WAAAAAGH apeared. I played very hard difficulty.

@@greeneyedwolfen9866 I also LOVE how they ALWAYS get a confederation just as you are besieging their last settlement ;7

On my Nakai ME campaign I helped Bretonnia with a little vampire issue, then I looked at the empire and it no longer exists and I have a bigger scarier vampire issue

what I find unbeliveable is that when I play Throgg the empire seems to be fully confederated by the time I've force marched to try and rush Erengrad (I always go for it as my first conquest in Throgg campaigns) but when I play empire I struggle to get the elector counts to all confederate with me before chaos shows up

@@pierre-mariecaulliez6285 yep, I've had that frustraition, I had a Dreadfleet campaign where I decided to try and conquer Ulthuan but I basically just ended up chasing Lothern round the Island for a full loop because they kept on confederating with the factions on the outer ring just before I destroyed their last settlement (and while I was busy doing this the local beastmen made my later job much easier by ensuring that the entire inner section of Uthuan was only ruins by the time I got there)

because the devs have no idea how to actually make chaos good and all the arguably strongest factions always combine forces so there is no chance for other AI to live

@@Nightmare_52 Good garrisons, a steady economy, few aversion penalties? Ha! They stand no chance against the Beastmen...

oh no, not the half stacks that spawn at random, anything but them

@@Nightmare_52 They know and they will in WH3 actual Chaos is a result of quick cash grab that CA did in WH1 and so since CA is unwilling to change Chaos until WH3 we have to play with this garbage

Well unless special GW events (wich almost always end poorly btw) thats what always happens, lore wise. Invasion causes some havoc and is repelled or destroyed, rinse repeat untill GW fucks up the plot again. The only saving grace for the forces of order are that the forces of destruction and choas infight as much as they outnumber the forces of order.

This is why Vikings are in Hel- I mean Valhalla.

Hehe sea fang goes SWOOSH

Marco yolo IN A WARHAMMER VID NANI

Didn't expect you. But it's nice to see.

Congrats on marriage

I guess Norsca winning is the equivalent of the Vikings smashing up the faction war every time.

hey man how goes the crusades?

You can just say Chaos Gods

@@Ferretino no GW is Slaanesh followers.

@@solareclipse9379 Ward is the sixth Chaos God

Welshie Ranger go back to your retconed hole mallus, nobody cares.

@@welshieranger4697You can't worship a god if you get the name wrong, Malal-tard.

Sometimes I wish Chaos could insta destroy certain settlements like Ikkit Claw and his Doomsphere nukes, oe at least prevent any settlement from being recolonized for a certain amount of turns

I've tried norsca campaign twice, I've done well both, but I got stuck by a mix of kislev and empire that will take a lot of time to break cause I didn't rush bretonia fml. All I can do is get one settlement from them, wait 5 turns, fight 3 or 4 battles outnumbered, try to survive, pray that any of their armies sneak into kislev to rebuild everything, repeat

Eh, if you know what you're doing they aren't a major problem. If you can think ahead, you can curb the tide and build your own alliance against it before it becomes too large to deal with. When I play order, the humans crush everything and become great allies; when playing destruction, the vampires seem to wipe out their opposition and become good friends to have. And either way, the high and dark elves become a strong force for either side.

ODIN ATLAS anything razed shouldn’t be rebuildable. Just for the sake of making the game move towards an ending.

@@lukeberghaus272 What happens if Altdorf gets razed 10 turns in? Or any other faction capital? I can see what you're trying to say, but honestly that wouldn't work.

SHWIINDRRRRIIIIIII

Which video?

*pulls out gun* Answer the damn question

/Has ever played with them

you don't need to follow him to know that Giants are bad

Fucking bretonnian peasant archers wreck my giants never used them again

@@muksimulmaad7413 Peasanttide is a force of nature. No matter what you try, they will eventually bury you with their bodies.

Big G are good antiheroes while your lord on mammoth take care of the infantry

*The Ordertide*: You’ve done your last pillaging kid. Sorry you got twisted up in this scene, from where you’re kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. Truth is...The game was rigged from the start.

Why do I keep finding you in videos of stuff I like Draza goddamnit

Josephi Krakowski Not only that but I want to see the moment where once he gets to Karak Eight Peaks he sees that Clan Mors owns it annnnnnnnnnnd Queek is allied with Karaz a Karak.

@@dabbingtoast7743 Played as Reponse once, and decide to burn a few skaven settlements down, only to find I had dwarves knocking at my gates.

Guilded Charr I hate the diplomacy system in this game sometimes.

@@dabbingtoast7743 A few scripts would have been nice to keep allegiances lore friendly, rather then leaning on the blanket aversion modifier.

Guilded Charr Maybe in Warhammer 3

Making new lords cost horde growth and expanded upkeep really hurts.

@KenjiAzurai I personally didn't mind the infinite wave. Watching the world turn into a Chaotic hellscape with the End Times was a lot of fun!

Chaos/Skaven have unlimited troops If it wasn't for the infighting they would have killed Aenarion and Grimgir and destroyed the Old World!

@@christiandauz3742 I mean, no infighting between chaos and skaven is a pretty big if.

@@bleflar9183 Maybe an option in Game 3. Return to the feeling of playing Beastmen or Norsca in Game 1 when the Warriors of Chaos arrive to help out Trench can ally with N'Kari Moulder has Archaon Ikit has Khazrak Queek has Malagor Thanqoul has Morghur

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seriously though don't let order breath or else

im doing lokir rn and the ordertide has just been established. Should I conquer the rest of lustria and then attack the old world or other way around ?

He made up for it, not too long ago I saw him with eighteen War Mammoths... ...and a unit of chariots.

It was diplomacy by Korn

@@Odin2077 thanks Corne

@@quack3891 MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

If I could manually save turns I would play on Legendary. But these types of videos require me to load past saves to get footage.

Thank you for the kinds words. I would check out Yrridian and Ymfah if you enjoy my stuff

Well not In my case. Hilmarsson always falls to Throgg.

basically I learnt I suck haha

ODIN ATLAS Haynes to me asswell