The Only Pokémon Arceus Review You'll Ever Need 

Disgusting disgrace to the franchise with this new installment. Even Sun and Moon had neutral tasting cartridges... cannot believe this outrageous stand.

It's like swiss cheese- an acquired taste. A taste that cannot immediately be acquired initially. From my personal experience, the true succulent delight of the game chip truly settles by the sixth or seventh consumed chip. It rewires your brain into loving it to the point of addiction. Bitterness turns into sweetness, and sweetness into a form of euphoria incapable of being experienced by any other worldly affair or biological affair, if my drift is being caught here. While lacking in nutritional value, the bittersweet taste has officially replaced coffee in my life now and I truly consider this review to be offensive and misleading

What... The.... What even... Just!.... Whaaaa?

Can confirm- Nintendo truly has ruined the appeal of the latest generation of Pokemon games by simply removing the once delectable traits of their cartridges. I, personally, have suffered from withdrawal due to this recent change. All of my closest family and friends are completely devastated with the franchise's turn for the worst. My recommendation to you, the reader, is to remain faithful to the original games. From Generation I through Generation VII, fans have delighted in the texture and flexibility of physical game copies, and by not funding the garbage generated by the company gone mad with power, we shall send a message to the tyrant video game giant. We will not be oppressed! Our voices will be heard, and our tongues will be satisfied! There is no disgrace greater than the injustice seen today! Hell hath no fury like a Pokemon Fan scorned, so we must fight! The insults driven into our taste buds can no longer hold us back... So Nintendo... Please make the games tasty again. Sincerely, A true Pokemon fan

just..... what?

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