If Dora was Reviewed by a Journalist 

Wow that timing was just about to re-read your stuff then I got the notification and had to do a double take

Dora the Explorer is a cinematic masterpiece, actually, and how dare you accuse it of having shortcomings? Its plot is not only perfect, but it conveys the human psyche in ways that not even we comprehend. Its typical episode duration is twenty-two minutes long. As the series continued, its existence of a cohesive and continuity-rich plot remained deep within those twenty-two minutes. Because, after the episode ended, the main character, alongside the rest of the cast and world, was immediately reset to the beginning, starting a new “mundane”, as you call it, plot. But what you’ve missed is the beauty in its simplicity. As each day resets and resets until the viewer’s mind grows numb, the only question that can be asked is “Why?”. “Why isn’t there an overarching plot?” “Why does every episode seemingly start off the same?” Well, the answer is to reflect how humans develop. It’s all about attention span, my dear friend. Its ingenuity lies within its lack of direction and plot. You’ll notice how one episode may not persist with the others, and its duration is only 22 minutes, but when does that lengthen? Movies. Movies are the representation of growing older. The viewer watching the show is forced to relive their childhood’s experiences by repeatedly doing the same damn repetitious thing and loving it. But when the length grows longer when the movies are released? The movies represent the child at an older stage in life - the child is now capable of seeing how their learning and impressionable brains were tolerant of an overcompensation in consistency, and by presenting it to the viewer in this way, the viewer feels a great urge of nostalgia (and nausea), then proceed to throw up after wasting days of their lifespan. It’s all a metaphor for life, and if you don’t realize that yet, then you haven’t ascended to the next level of consciousness. Overall, show is like a 6.9. Made me puke. Could be worse.

Beautiful...m made me shed a tear.

Omg this is epic asf

The ending bro... 💀

How DARE you give my hero Dora a bad rating!!!!

the only ep. i remember is the christmas one

Hilarious masterpiece

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this is based fr fr

Wait you're serious about this? I thought this was a shitpost.

its so stupid. 10/10