Lyrics: Look at the counter When I walk in the store JIF peanut butter That’s what I’m looking for And you know that I’m stealing Stealing stealing From this store The peanut butter That I cannot Cannot cannot Can’t afford Nobody can stop it It’s part of the plan They go in my pocket Now there’s nothing in my hand So I think I’ll flip my water Water water Upside down And then I guess I’ll keep on looking Looking looking All around It’s so hard to choose when I am hungry Hungry hungry Like a cow I’m really confused on what to shove in Shove in shove in-to my mouth Look of confusion What am I doing What am I choosing I’m scooping a Newton A figgy fig figgy fig a figgidy Newton Oh hey what’s up Thank you Look what I found I Found me the Red Bull Red Bull Red Bull But it ain’t cheap So guess I’ll just look at All the sammys sammys sammys Will all of that meat
You have no idea how dangerous the guy is, he's planning on serving peanut butter sandwiches to a rival club member with peanut allergies. He's part of the 1% of the population with peanut allergies, even shows it on his front patch.
Just posted on wiki: "On 05 March 2021, a member of the Kentucky chapter was caught stealing a jar of peanut butter from a gas station. He appeared immensely proud of himself, but failed to recognize the delicious sandwiches sitting there, made fresh everyday with a quarter-pound of meat and three slices of cheese. He's since been seen trying to mug small school children for their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, but ran away on his scooter. If you see this thief, please try to contain your laughter. But don't take your chances, or you'll be next on his hit-list of store pantry items."
@Chime In LOL You don't even know how to spell "obese". And no, they aren't. Overweight, yes, but not "morbidly". You don't even know what "morbidly" means.
I was curious about the iron horsemen motorcycle club and I did a Wikipedia search. You guys are quick! Somebody already referenced this video to their “publicized crimes” 🤣
I’ve seen that dude in a local speedway a few months grabbing beer, he was giving me the stink eye for no apparent reason, maybe he, paranoid because his actions have made him famous on the interwebs.🤣
I think the first guy might have and the peanut butter guy also but you can’t really tell because he walks behind the pole but you can see enough that he looks the guys way as a form of acknowledgment.
@@_Bryant.R I searched the hastag on his book club name and I searched for one picture that has Kentucky on it and by luck I just happen to click on his profile I really think that's him lolol
@@bduals207 I don't think the name is logged by that POS. I don't think the credit card network will tell you which person used a card at that date and time.
@@Tryingtosex let's be real, if you were being paid at or just above minimum wage, would you be bothered to give a shit about $5 worth of product every now and then? How many thieves have you caught at your jobs?
Man this was by far the funniest one for me and it was all because of the song you put over the video.🤣🤣🤣It was so perfect and fitting, thanks for making my day!
Damnit, I was really hoping for a confrontation at the pumps and making him walk back in to pay infront of his crew while calling him a fucking thief and making him pay 3X price.
Oh yeah they look Hard as Frig they take that peanut butter and smear on each other’s assholes then do a Human centipede deal Kentucky I’m surprised they got enough brain cells to even walk
I am sure and I am laughing at these beautiful people going about their wonderful "lives". As usual, you find the best, brightest, and most gorgeous people riding the impeccable Harley-Davidson bikes.
Sometimes I legitimately go into the gas station convenience store knowing I want a snack but having no idea what I want and because of this channel I’m highly self conscious of my behavior 😂
The fact that GSE can not only provide funny commentary but music too really shows how this is the only dude who could make these type of videos so amazing and viral lol.
@@--_DJ_-- Oh it was a female? Women.... She probably turned away on purpose as those bikers walked in. No doubt they made her nervous. That's why that biker really looked up at the counter. Hee hee hee
