The Peanut Pocketer 

Underrated comment lmfao.

😂

Bro I’m dead

That boy will forever be called “Nuts”

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LMAO

like one of those kids who got smarties

Lmfao best insult

Thats the best comment ever 😆😆

They were for someone else lol

​@@milesjohnson5487 how you know he cried?

@@MarioZboyscause he will be losing all those friends he got

@@KinoSeseri04 how do you know that?

@@AdBlock-User I know dat

@@DJ_Big_Bear1 You know what?

I like the idea of burning thieves alive in the streets like in namibia I know many african countries aren't developed as much as american or european countries but what they can do better than the US and Europe is punish thieves

Congress men and women next

@@napalmsfthieves are men and women

@@eyndlrowwiev the sun is bright and hot

You like the idea? How do you like the excecution?

Anything for peanuts.

@Ben Dover HAHA Yes...yes...

Ikr

Definitely!!! 😂

Dude looks like hes never balled in hid life..

Yung Pete

😂I thought he looks like bubbles from trailer park boys

Damn bubbles, what happened to Ricky and Julian

😂

Don't disrespect peter griffin like that

He was stoned lol

A young George Costanza

All that for $1.09 of peanuts :)

He looks funny even without being caught.

The guilty look in his eyes LOL

"The rest of his miserable life." Bro stole 2 packs of peanuts, He didn't sell a lethal dose of heroin to a recovering addict.

Right haha!!

I wouldnt let him get in my car.

@@chuckgates1171 To do BJ? 😂😂😂

All hand me downs

Lmao!

Mr. Kami no cap 💀

Mr. Kami I think it’s about the covid-19.

Whiterun Guard 😒

Never touch another man's meat if you ain't got business touching it

And the driver of the car will have to answer for those peanuts if they file a police report 🙄

Cool name

Andres Rodriguez Well in the video tape it look like he was helping

Lmao

That he can't afford literally a dollar of peanuts

2 bags of peanuts

2nuts

It’s the principle mostly.

The only nuts he has the ones he stole lol

It’s usually like 2 for $0.99

Bc they like 16 lol they panicked 😂😂

😂😂😂

He was shook

the boy in mean girls lol

IT REALLY IS

Feeling old yet?

😂😅😅good one,dat's him alright

xD

Yoo😭😭

it was Carmelo, too, ew. Might as well take the whole thing off.

YOUR FUCKING JERSEY!

4:58​@@leorush8171

Not only a thief, but an incredibly dense one, apparently.

Lubeno1994 Fr Tho

Lubeno1994 r/rareinsults

Fr who let the man leave in that fit

And after having pudged up during the quarantine.

Blk guy hanging around the wrong crowd

1 dollar and 8cents after tax to be exact lol. You get a better deal going to a grocery store.

Shut up meg

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roasted just like them peanuts

"Peanuts! Get ya Peanuts hereee!"

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😂😂🤣💀💀

Hahahaha

666 o_o

This cashier is so badass, he doesn't fear anything.

It’s liget 1 dollar why would you

Probably did it cause he thought it would be cool

Maybe he thought cheaper means less trouble

right imagine catching a charge for a 2 for $1

Brings to mind the expression: (not) working for peanuts

their sandwiches are made fresh daily!

Lmao xD your right

You mean until he accuses everyone for something 1 kid did??

Lmao

over peanuts nonetheless lol

lol

Interviewer says, "Hey, peanut pocketed!"

AHAHAHAHA

He’s going to need a job sooner than 20 years buddy

It also says right here that your a dirty turd burglar. So i guess were gonna have to pass on hiring you since you lied on your application. Go over and apply at walmart i heard they hire turd burglars and have a nice day! She Gone!

thats exactly what I was thinking lol ...he seems like a geeky kid trying to be cool in front of his friends and now one day his boss will possibly see him on the internet stealing penuts lol

Sheri he’s probably not been caught before. Didn’t know what to do 😂😂😂

Would respect them and give credit to their cause if they just squared up and said “Yeah, I took your shit. I don’t like the prices or the system is fucked up or I’m just hungry.” Instead or acting like a kid in trouble. Just own up to it and I’ll probably agree if you got a half decent answer.

That was Ludwig 💀

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i mean i look for a specific bubble gum when i go into gas stations lmao almost none have it tho

@@ghostbirdlary but do you keep a eye on the cashier's and cameras at the same time? Lpl

Or they could be high af, sometimes choosing a munchie can feel like the hardest decision of your life 😂🤦

@@AxxLAfriku loving the dislike farm lol

Yes

A job

Healthy Food

the dude is an INCEL.

Damnn

Exactly, he looks so dumb while his buddies look cool...

@@kreznreich his buddies don't look cool

@@donrob553 From my point of view they do. Cheers!

@@kreznreich oh you most not be cool your self then bc they look like nerds to me

@@donrob553 yes, from your point of view i am probably not cool, like from my point of view you seem to be an arrogant and unpolite person

yeah ifya dont have 2 dollars let alone 1.09 thats sad and at his age dont he have a job

He got away with it A court or a cop isn't going to process or arrest someone over that. That's like stealing something from the Dollar Tree

@@loveofmangos001 a thief is a thief

Damn 9% taxes now that’s robbery

Man deserve wheels for that😂

Agree

How many yrs fashien judge give to him for tasteless jacket?

Bro look at your profile pic, u shouldn’t even be talking 🤦🏽‍♂️

@@jakep714 wdym? He actually got a fit

He sounds like those sweet fathers😂😂😂

He wasn't letting young Costanza off that easy..

Has me ready to admit to stealing just watcjing...

You gotta be with people like these, because otherwise they won't take you seriously.

Why on earth would it be any other way?

They look like such a mismatched group

Famished Nintendog fr😂

Famished Nintendog actually tru

@@rfox2163 what an odd comment

More like they beat him

He’s a coward lol and he’s probably as stupid as he looks.

Orb

Didn't even call shotgun. 😂

I didn’t see him jump in there. Saw him casually ducked and got in there.

@@rtroeun you must be that old, Jumping in the car is another way of saying getting in the car

Searched for a comment that knows him

@@mrno_name9518 he got beat up for throwing carrots at someone one time. Very iconic

it IS art

@Eidelmania What country, pray tell, do you live in that has more "food options" than America?

Yeah as weird as it is I do that too. Even when I go to the local 7 eleven I take my time choosing my the drinks I toss into my basket. Im just kinda picky about stupid shit like soda. I can understand why people would think Im a thief because of it.

Food is art

This shit has me weak

$1.09 + tax

Snitch on who he's the one who stole?

@@ZuperiorQua he'll prob set up his weed guy on a dime sale...lol

Nothing wrong with some nuts bro

J Will lol exactly. Glad that didn’t go over everyone’s head 🙄😂

U r so right

😂 he does

The know it all kid

HAHAHAHA

Bruh 😭

ElderGods lmao

Yk his friends were pissed they prolly aint friends anymore lol

ElderGods nice pfp

Over a fucking hoodie

😂

Yeah, like lmao pick a team

And a Homosexual

Facts

Same. Maybe flick my tongue a little at them. Jkjk

i would act like im one of those people from movies who would stare and sum how the person dies on the other side

Man I would wave at them😂

Same

I still do that lmao

Lmao honestly.

😂😂

🤣

Bruh u got me crying 😭💀😂

BAHAHAHHAHAHHA

No really 💀

Theyer like 2 for 1$ were i live

fr I get paid a bag of peanuts every 9 minutes and my life is great

That is if he could work 9 minutes.

that would require an hour of work to get the actual paycheck

Go chiefs

Let called him chief for now 🤣

Lol my wife is a chiefs fan and is from KCMO so go Chiefs.

Chocola As a REAL lifelong Chiefs fan, We are not associated with this man whatsoever 🤣

Explains a lot

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HAHAHA ;D

Fucking snap.

Excellent roast 👏

Oh my god, that is an excellent comment.

The boy was shook

This comment needs to be liked by Gas Station Encounters.

Yooooo hahahahaha

Fr 🤣🤣🤣

😅hell no

im dead

bet he enjoyed those peanuts tho

For real. He was quick to get into the car and hide behind the driver. The store owner should’ve moved to the drivers side, I bet the thief would’ve moved behind the passenger side lol.

Not till he started snacking on the peanuts

Breezy Forces They were probably in on it for sure.

they now have a real excuse to ditch him...

Only because he didn't share DA peanuts😅

I’m dead I love this comment

Lmao

😂😂😂😂😂😂he focused

Hahaha damn man, your comment made my day. This shit is too funny. Thanks for making me laugh.

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That outfit.... already -3 in street cred

Harsh 😅

He’s cultivating mass. Lol

Is your profile pic Don Vito?!? I love that crazy SOB

ole's at the wheel bro your profile pic dope af 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Did you see how hypnotized he was by those peanuts 😂 he looked like he was in a trance.

Lol I was literally just watching Viva La Bam

@@riawally5627 Don Vito? No, that's Springfeel.

A pretty poor choice of one

Should have picked a better hacker. Sure they get a bigger share but they wouldn't get pinched stealing honey roasted peanuts at a gas station

Weirdly long buying animations and the awkward head nodding instead of speaking

Next heist takes place in a nut factory lol.

lester got lazy with the hacking and said fuck it I'll do this shit myself

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he was prob nervous and fumbled lmao

That was the guy that left before jersey dude even touched the peanuts so if he thought he was being accused I understand

So dumb, obviously gas station 😂😂

@@Ye-yz7cx he's not a criminal, so he doesn't think like one. he also thought HE was being accused. his only crime is not choosing his affiliates well

Yeah kinda like Dudley

Peter griffin too

Or Hugh Mungus

Accurate.

Thank you you gave me something to watch :)

that’s the only thing he had to wear

Intelligence LV : 1 Speech LV : 100 ( 4:50 )

He looks like a straight up couch🥔

He probably thinks that Aaron Rodgers is KC's QB. 😂😂

@@Mag1c4lyfe honestly mahomes was inspired to play the way he does because of Aaron rodgers. So he wouldn't be too far off although anyone who knows anything about football knows about mahomes

Guys should be seriously checking their life choices right now. Dont bring a peanut pocketed in your home, things will go missing

They r all in it together. Had 14 peanuts each on the ride home in silence

@@jkimva703 😂😂😂

My friend got caught stealing & he was the car ride home. The awkward part was calling someone to come get me

there all chikens, hes probably gonna be like "geuss what guys, i stole 2 packs of peanuts" woooooaaaaa johnny a badass over here "giggles in the background"

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lmao you stole my comment

Idk bout that jersey bout damn them hats sure been popping up everywhere in Iowa over last year....😂😂

@@hawkeyej8112 Just wait till the Michigan Wolverines win another National Title. Gonna be Maize N Blue Jersey everywhere in those Iowa Cornfields.

@@kennydyson31288 "Just wait till the Michigan Wolverines win another National Title." We'll be waiting a long time lol.