The Plot To Assassinate Fidel Castro 

They had help with Kennedy

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@@fbi4169 did you guys help?

“The CIA N-Words glow in the dark, you can see them while your driving. You just run them over, that’s what you do.” - Terry Davis

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It's true it doesn't narrow it down at all. There were so many wacky races style schemes that all failed miserably

That's like saying "the treaty of Paris"

@@aliabdallah102 Or "that time China broke apart"

@@en-men-lu-ana6870 Or "the Arab/ Israeli war" or "the nakba" etc

"Russia was at was with a country"

or LIAM NEESON

Castro has cucked a lot of people, but I think doing so with Pierre Trudeau is probably just a meme

He's definitely his FDad

Source Trust me bro

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You know he thought it at least.

Government is gonna government.. however Castro didn’t get killed cause the US was trying to do it “under the table” so to speak. If it was a true threat to the country and not just a problem for the CIA then this would’ve been a much shorter video. Lol

​@@brentenglish268well no. US is not some ultra powerful entity.. vietnamese partisans laugh in the back

The movie about notrh korea with the guy from knocked up and the other guy..basically that

@@fixitfelix718 I love that your reference for Seth Rogen is knocked up lmao.

@@dillonbirdsong7192 loll hes not even in knocked up right? Lmao

@@fixitfelix718 he's the main "protagonist" in knocked up lol

@@BootyYeeter master piece of a movie

It's so obvious. Margret did say he was the sexiest man she'd ever met.

@@humansvd3269 the time they were in cuba doesnt coolarate with the time he was born

@@kosta.d7388 She could've gone there any other time before 1971.

@@imperialbricks1977 i mean she was the first Lady everyone would know she was there. Idk i havent seen enough evidence.

@@kosta.d7388 Look at Justin's political ideology. That's all you need.

For some reason I always thought it was spelt Klansman instead of clansman? 😂🤷‍♂️ they probably use k at the beginning of every word possible, whether it should be a C instead…. They aren’t cunts…… But KUNTS 🤷‍♂️💀🔫

@@hullinstruments No, I think OP may be referring to the Scottish clans. But I might be wrong.🤔

Surely a certain sideparted moustache sporting Rothschild lovechild is on the curriculum!

Grand Wizard Heiler

He really was not a very good dog trainer. But he's great at this history stuff! IMHO

Justin Castreau

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100% communist love child

Whoms't've

"how the fuck is this guy alive?" "must me a Eldridge horror beyond our comprehension." "seems legit."

Ah, so nothing’s changed!

They're really only good at being bastards and murderers to American citizens.

it wasn't incompetence, it was fifth columnists, who are still in government today.

Alternative alternative title: forty minutes of staring at that fucking pink pixle by dank's right collarbone

@@klimpomp For real i couldnt focus on the story because of it😂

They had to find some "legitimate" reason to get it for their own habits...

Granted this was also during the time of the MK Ultra project

@@Beanibirb That is a fun rabbithole, you might be interested in a documentary called "Company Business" about the agency and its shady dealings.

Polybius was awesome, man

Those LSD studies actually started in the 50’s.

After seeing the Bab, Mad Lads will continue into the foreseeable future.... Mad Lads mixed with a cooking channel. Its what we want!!

Amen, sir. 🙏

Little Dankula will be the antichrist.

I hope that there will be a video about Klaus „the butcher of Lyon“ Barbie because that guy was really something he supported Bolivian military dictatorships, was an arms dealer, worked with Pablo Escobar and other druglords, was in cahoots with both the German secret service and the CIA, trained soldiers in latin america on how to best torture someone and also was suspected to be instrumental in the murder of Che Guevara all the while keeping in touch with big Ex-Nazi officals such as Josef Mengele and Adolf Eichmann

I wasn't expecting an early Christmas gift, Count Dankula always delivers. I never gave him a chance because the media made him out to be such a D-bag. Boy was I wrong, it feels like I am at a bonfire and my buddy is telling me stories.

Mup the Paddys

Ricky. I was thinking the same thing.

dear god fix the dead pixel on Danks camera.

@@youwouldntclickalinkonyout6236 Wouldn't he have to buy a brand new camera though?

@@MrHEC381991 not necessarily

You know pretty much all politicians, in the us at least have had a private school or university education? Certainly wasn’t unique to castro

Got any links for this? I would love to learn that part.

Who snitched?

@@richbattaglia5350 How long has Bernie Sanders been a politician ? He said he liked Castros bread lines. Spent a honeymoon in another communist country. He's a damn communist.

@@m1a1abrams93 doubt that because its by far not enough to just be a politician to know missions of intelligence agencies

@@m1a1abrams93 why in the name of all things holy would the CIA let a communist in the government find out about assassination plots against a fellow communist? Seems a little silly if you actually want to achieve your goals, doesn’t it? That would be what we call a “schoolboy error.”

No greater torturers and killers than our own fellow man

and just think.. maybe one day someone will create a video titled -- mad lads: count dankula..

A mad lads about the Crane brothers would be amazing

The truth is always stranger than fiction. And as Dank has taught us, a LOT more wild as well.

Dank is really good at story telling in a way that he can make something mundane sound hilarious with just the way he delivers it vocally.

Amongst Cubans it’s widely accepted that Castro was behind the assassination or at least involved in some way and I honestly don’t think that’s too fetched

Maybe we need to hold fire to grandpas toes and find out what he knows!

@@christianmorales8978 I don't know...I feel like that assassination was closer to home.

Oliver Stone just came out with another documentary on JFK....Basically CIA and the intelligence services killed him..JFK wanted to abolish the CIA and severely limit the covert powers of government. JFK wasn't even aware of all the attempts and plans of the CIA about Cuba. The CIA was working totally on its own with virtually no oversight and JFK wanted to reel them in.

@@ryanhampson673 That'd be fun, wouldn't it?

Gusano

@@terrorkind No, the real "gusanos' are the communist scum who backs the communist regime in Cuba.

Why would his involvement in Bay of Pigs make it so he cannot see his children?

@@lordmartinofleithandcuddy6541 I couldn't tell you

@@lordmartinofleithandcuddy6541 I think the people sent to the Bay of Pigs were mostly Cuban exiles, could've been a citizenship issue. Or we could put on the tin foil and speculate about Operation Northwoods

It's great stuff you should try it!

@@Hiihtopipa lmaoo

@@Hiihtopipa Don't worry worry about dat, I am a psychonaut.

My own obsession never ceases to amaze me either.

Allegedly

The black pigment has given him the right hue of skin colour

It wouldn't surprise me. He looks nothing like Trudeau Sr.

This theory is cringe and pointless. The meme makes me cringe harder than the Brandon shit down south

@@josiahclarke3535 why does people making fun of a political figure make you so irrationally angry

Justin Castreau.

@Mr. Miyagi Okay.

Magic stores used to sell "cigarette loads" which looked like a piece of matchstick but were treated with something that caused them to explode with a loud bang 💥 when lit. Easy to just poke one into the end of someone’s cigarette. I guess now people have to make their own improvised cigarette loads like you did. 🚬

A cluster of match heads works too.

Dangerous and irresponsible

@@krazykunt1892 Look, how else are we, the normal every day Joes gonna get ourselves hurt? I mean obviously, not everyone is fit for Military, Police or Firefighter Duty, or is insane enough to turn towards crime.

@@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz one way to die from inhaling phosphorus smoke

You just realized that? Dank makes Bank

@@olknoxlo As he should for having the balls to stand up for what he believes in.

Funny how often random bureaucrats seem to turn out to be communist sympathizers. Almost like McCarthy was right all along.

@@trikstari7687 Not all "sympathizers" per se. It turns out commies can pay really well... Way better than any bureocrat salary could.

@@Fr4ncM but only to spies, not to their own people.

He doesn't quite have his father's gnads, 'though.

Cringe

Dude Norm Macdonald had some hilarious bits about justin trudeau and his dad, hahahah.

Now now, Justin's mom WAS a giant (deleted), it could have been ANYONE in Cuba....

@@chadiverson3796 Very true, but I really can't deny the resemblance between JT and Castro. Plus all the photos of Margaret Trudeau being all touchy-feely with Fidel even during public appearances.

I believe comedian Lewis Black called them “just a bunch of frustrated weathermen”

Really!?!?! XD

@@caboose2741 Yes, according to Sam O’Nella, the cow is known as “Ubre Blanca”

Cuban here. Yeah, in the Process of Castro’s “Love for dairy”, he took my country’s cow production from the 3rd in Latin America, to non-existent in just 15 years. We Cubans stop drinking milk at 7 years old because of what Castro did to ALL our industries… but most prominently to the Cow and Sugar Industries. Trust me, there’s nothing “wholesome” about that disgusting Leftist Tyrant.

@@thevigilante5623 - Yes. Ubre Blanca… It was all Communist Propaganda directed to the Cuban Population that by this time was suspecting of Castros real plans…

@@VhectorDesignStudio that's insane that he managed to make the milk industry worse if he loved it. You'd think it would be one of the few things that would flourish. That's wild. What a pice of garbage.

He's basically blacklisted by RU-vid cause he doesn't align with their twisted beliefs and guidelines

You just reminded me that I'm not subscribed. Thanks.

Your mother

And upload it on the 20th of April.

Yes damn amount of people involved is crazy. Hitler honestly thought the gods helped him survive this "test".

@@Invicta556 I thought he was a militant atheist lol

@@BananaPhoPhilly I know Himmler was a believer in the Norse myths, so maybe he was the one that said that and then it ended up being misquoted as being Hitler

@@BananaPhoPhilly Well Hitlers belief and opinion changed alot. (Mein Kampf, Speer and Goebbels are good sources on his religious belief) He wasn't Christian, raised one yes. He became more in view that thier was a creator god but not a Christian one from thier viewpoint. He felt the church wanted control and was built on lies. He enjoyed Wagners concerts like Valkyrie and wagner included certain norse gods and Hitler enjoyed his work and idea of destiny. He felt something like Providence basically a god or power of some sort watching over you or saving you. He felt this on 20th July 1944 after the attempt on his life. Its hard too say what kind of power he is referring too but from Overy and Kershaw it seems a god or power above.

POW* negotiations. Because let's be honest, it was an undeclared war.

Not necessarily because of Communism. They started growing shit to feed their own people instead of exporting a commodity that only benefited a few people IE: Plantation owners.

@@treeblinn Considering the people no longer owned the crops because of the revolution your point falls rather flat

@@ciaranthompson3375 Lol they redistributed the land my dude. That was the whole point of revolution. Was some of it owned by the State? Well fucking obviously. The majority of it was redistributed to the very peasants that worked that land. A cap was put on acreage, anything above 67 acres would be expropriated by the State. In the cases where peasants were working large amounts of land they were essentially operating as a worker coop. I'm not sure why you'd comment this honestly. You can Google how farm land reform worked in Cuba and learn pretty much all you need after reading for like a half hour.

​@@treeblinn The difference is my friend I have seen how it worked and in practise all of it was owned in some capacity by the state and the people that once owned it had no power what so ever, completely destroying the industries that once existed in Cube

@@treeblinn "They started growing shit to feed their own people instead of exporting a commodity" - I know this is hard to conceptualize but if you export a commodity, you can import food.

Why do people think they could kill JFK anyway?

@@redjirachi1because they had home field advantage and fucking hated him

He also died on the birthday of Chilean anti-communist dictator Augusto Pinochet

@@Schlorb-Lord-of-Schlirb that makes this ten times funnier

@@Schlorb-Lord-of-Schlirb an interesting way to say "fascist".

@@KR-mm4el Well he was actually hated by Chilean Fascists such as Miguel Serrano

@@Schlorb-Lord-of-Schlirb serrano was a neo nazi and was disappointed to find that the Pinochet administration was not interested in his neo-nazi and Esoteric Hitlerist ideas.

Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year, Jessica.

I don't even mind the ads when Dank does the promos. The more advertising, the more videos we get. I appreciate his spin on things and there are a few stories I never heard about like the Ice Cream Wars or the Dragon Lord.

Needs to sort out that dead pixel, I thought it was my screen. Needs to get a refund on his camera.

Merry Christmas to you!

For real. Legend

I mean, it does bring all the boys to the yard...and damn right, it's better than yours

That explains why Antifa uses them to attack gay Vietnamese journalists

it was never a real assassination attempt. at the time kill casty = iniate ww3. accidents stopped and most of all these are stroies.

@@atomicsunrise85 If you teach me, will you charge me a monetary sum?

@@isaiahdaniels5643 I can teach you, but I have to charge

Face reality. Take the red pill and handle against our enemies, fren.

@@mgtowveteran3234 its less about enemies and more about family and life circumstances in general. I know I cant ignore everything but its nice to be able to lock it out for a moment

dude, i feel ya. i’m ready to check out

@@poisonousnut I lost a friend to suicide last week.. as grim as it looks right now and as hard as it might be to believe into but better times are coming. Don't give up man, it's okay to be beaten down but please don't stop standing up again

"There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter."

I think he has a researcher and/or writer or now.

Dankula is mostly just doing the filming/talking now. He hired an editor and a researcher.

Yeah, Dank's got a support staff which seems to be working out damn well for him in terms of production efficiency. Im glad the lads are working with him, and we're certainly reaping the benefits.

I miss Sam

@@SeanHiruki We all do.

What happened

@@lilqueso8190 he died

@@a3aan__uit389 ohh dude...man

Ohhh the good old: " Stalin please stop sending assasins anymore we already caught 3 of them.... If you dont stop, I will send one of mine and I wont have to send another" -Josip Broz Tito

Tito killed Stalin. And I don't blame him.

@@humansvd3269 May very well be... we dont know.....

Everyone tried to assassinate Tito. Personally I think he managed to off Stalin.

@@kirkjones9639 Nah it probably was someone in the Soviet Government most likely some remaining „Internationalists“ since Stalin became quite Nationalistic and to some degree even right wing at the end of his rule which probably worried some of the more classicaly marxist oriented members of the Government

I think the actual plot was that he would have been removed by his cabinet, in favour of someone more... lenient

...at the same time rock stars were taking lsd in America and everyone was idolising them. I don't think the CIA had their thinking caps on then lol...or maybe they were taking some of it themselves. :D

they seriously thought being a raving imbecile would get you out of office... in the USA itd get you INTO office

Let the guy have his little victory.

I see you're a man of culture

you didn't when u first commented but i'll let it slide this time my boy

fuckin shaun micheals wannabe

His horse died (RIP Horse Blu) and now he has a blue Ford Ranger and had a chase with the local police. Pls we Need a part 3

DANG IT DALE

Rusty Shackleford?

I prefer the Fury Road solution

Dog sized mini-cow sounds very much like a goat.

Ikr (ㆁωㆁ)

Ikr?