The Pokemon Unite Bad Play Starter Kit Is AVAILABLE NOW! 

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I started to think these videos are the way of Jake's way to take out unite frustration....

When your allies find themselves in a 2v5 on a tier 2 pad right before Rayquaza, use a "Keep up the pressure" ping and join them

I honestly believe this is the inner monologue of most of the players base 😂

Never stop being yourself Jake you have an incredible sense of humor and a great personality what an ingenious video.

Jake, I can't believe you didn't include the "I'm gonna stack against pika/rowlet lane and when i get a pressed down while standing on the tower, I've gotta blame my jungler for not being in my lane at 9:40 and as a result, im REQUIRED to grief them for the rest of the game" package. That one is a fan favorite!!

1:05 NGL if my teammates drafted that I would definitely pick Cinderace at that point.

Spragels really just called out 90% of the unite player base 💀

I’m too poor to afford this service. Guess I’ll just have to keep on winning 😢

Jake put 3 installments of $140.23 because Unite players are terrible at math

I ordered the kit and it included 4 thanks on my ping wheel. Thanks spragels!

I swear a new player will see it and think these are actual good tips

One of the things in the kit should also include : Banning a pokemon which your teammate want to pick even after having the first pick,or banning nothing at all

Thank you for this advice! I’m really trying to get worse at this game and it hasn’t worked… until I watched this video!

I'll take SpA scoring glasses, Score Shield, Buddy Barrier, with shedinja doll gold badge decideye, please!

$140.23? A little pricey, I'd rather spend my money on something more reasonable like the Rock Festival Set 2 trainer outift

this has no business to be this good 😂😂

Thank god all of these players following these tips are on my team 😅😅

I want to buy this and give it to the entirety of "Masters League"! Oh.... wait.....

All this sarcasm came to me like a fresh breeze

Spragels: "At times to revolutioize minds, you are supposed to sink to the profound trenches..."; The majority of Spragels' fanbase has been real quite since this dropped out...

Some players get EXP share in their starter kit for use on their auto attackers... I think they believe it helps them get extra XP from teammates? Tbf though, that's how it works in the main games.

Does this also include teaching how to use unite move at 2:30

This reminds me of a certain Gold Badge Gardevoir, on NA. Refuses all positions that aren't toplane, runs Goal Getter and Score Shield, and switches between pinging "Check It Out" and trying to surrender after the 5 min mark. They represent the stereotype so well, I will not be shocked if people think that I made this up.

Guys, this is not only for P. Unite, this kit also is revolutionary for WoW, CoD, Splatoon, and practically any game that features team play. Just remember guys: "everyone likes a Timmy Turner" which means what is easy, fast without thought when playing it's always the best.

This was a very fun and creative video with a silly vibe but with the potential to teach newer players of what not to do without sitting them down and directly telling them. Props!! More stuff like this please!!

After ordering this starter kit, I've become a grade A troll in my matches, so much in fact that I don't even need to do a lot of this stuff and now all I have to do to grief is "playing the game normally" and that's enough to rile up your teammates.

And WHATEVER you do, never show up for 8min birds. Your jungler can take 3 of the enemy team on allllll by themselves AND get the birds! Who needs that XP anyway???

Love your nightime tv sales pitch. You even went all out with the douchey salesman mustache. Your commitment is next to none. Love you brotha

I’ve been looking for this kit for years, and to find it at this price is astounding

Bro spent 6 minutes straight up glazing me🤣🤣😆😆😆🤣

this is my favorite Spragels video based purely on aesthetic. 10/10 gave me a great chuckle 👏

I love the classic gold medal exp share cinder who does nothing all game but somehow secures ray at the end

We’re smiling on the outside, but deep down our hearts are being stabbed by a dagger during EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE. Why do we still continue to live in this suffering brothers? 😭 (this some peak stuff cowboy, peak video)

Ooooo aaaahhhhh. Can’t beat the price. I’ll take 2

I'm in the oposite, like i Lost 3 matches in a row! In one, Espeon Ally just went AFK because they lost one interaction, in another i faced a team that destroyed the botton lane, and then the team decided not to go to Rayquaza (tho, it was a good match), and in the last, i was using Decidueye and well... Despite having a good match for most of the game, all my foes seemed to realize my existence, to the point of using their Unite move on me when i'm alone. Frustating, but kinda funny to see a Lefeon going for the single target unite. When Ray appeared i made a "bad" call, i took much damage and had used my Unite earlier, so i had retreat and left the Ray for my team to pick up. They decided to grind I got the MVP crown in every single match, and in the first match i was plaiyng Clefable... If a supporter gets the MVP in a match, you know something went wrong

Funny part about this is when the 500 point mode comes some of these might actually be good player moves 😂 Scyther with a resonate guard lol

"But Doc, I AM the bad player.!" *roll on snare drum* *everyone laughs* Good joke.

Passive aggressive Spragels is my fav ❤

This video reminded me about a teammate playing Decidueye with Letfover, choice specs and nothing 🗿

That's the sound for Score Shield?! I thought it was to alert you that Talonflame is nearby...

Tbh a lot of times my teammates are so bad, that my want for them to lose just simply outweighs my need to win.

finally the guide i've been looking for my entire life

Rank 999999 Cinderace here with a quick pro tip. Don't forget to communicate with quick chat before locking in your pick. "We need a defender" is the objectively correct option.

Nerf goal getter

I quit unite a while ago but it always sucked how ppl were amazed by my carry and 20+ KOs every game with zera and protecting my allies, letting them overcap, giving them farm, taking hits for them, was at blue badge but had i got gold id have gotten even more of the bad gold player stereotype lol. Like you said (they dont learn the moves) or the generics of the game, but not all of us did Only class i barely played was support, much harder to carry

Love the production on this video! ❤

That ending was the chef’s kiss 😂

Just got mine in the mail today and I'm throwing matches already, Thanks! I can score a goal for 7 points!

Dude! This was one of your best vids! Had me laughing so hard! 😆😂🤣 Cannot wait for the 2nd wave kit!

It's frustrating getting a mic ban just for having it on. On switch I can't toggle it on and off quickly so it's either on or off and some games I don't need to say anything bc the team seems to be doing alright, but for whatever reason these are the games my mic gets banned most😵‍💫

Bruh i met the first english speaking person playing ranked the other day, we played like 10 games in a row and were nothing but nice to our teammates just chatting and i got a 300 hour ban. Now i have had some deserved mutes but this one wasn’t and its infuriating

Finally, I can learn to turn off my brain, And be the worst leftover Cinderace ever.

I always hope these videos leaves the target audience and ruffles some jimmies of those that need to hear it.

I think Jake is going insane playing this much unite, I can relate

I can't wait to play Pokémon Unite, oh right. Bad players...

I dunno, the amount of times I've seen a Cinderace with an exp share.

140.23 x 3, oh jake you sly dog. Almost slid one past me there

I Couldn't Wait! I Bought This As Soon As The Video Started!!! 🤣👍💜🧡

😂😂 you really got me at the end!

“Let’s set up an ambush” and then they run

Serious NakeyJakey’s dad vibes

Your forgetting jungle and land thief's!😅 It's funny when teammate jungler farms all the land exp and then say we are garbage because we die because we don't get to level up at all and then when the enemy team gang up up him and kill him at a high level so the enemy team gets lots of levels up and experience and your teammates are just screwed!

Thank you, cowboy for helping me lose. Helping me lose my mind from laughing so hard that is 🤣🤣🤣

Wow, really. I'd be very happy if I always won every time I play 😂 Sometimes it's fun to play All Attackers, All Defenders, All Supporters, All Allrounders, All Speedsters 😂

Nice now I can start playing Pokemon unite 💀

I'm so tired of winning the vast majority of my matches. Thanks man, i will check out that starter package.

My eye has been twitching this entire video

THANKS! for this video Spragels, we appreciate you.

This is my favorite video on unite now

This is your finest work yet.

0 Gold badges

This is hilarious lol and all the things mentioned is exactly what bad players do.🤣

This is the closest to a mental breakdown I’ve seen Jake and I’m slightly concerned.

I really hate this kind of player

Wow sometimes i wanna be that guy since no one else cares but then i remember oh im not that guy so i just have to manage a 1v3 cause someone else took jungle died 3x and is sitting at home base now upset😢...😂😂😂 love this video...

Best thumbnail and video ever

Whenever someone is pinging “now’s our chance to score”, you just know it ain’t. 😪

Incredible value. I'm going to order 3 of these!!!

honestly if my teammates kip greninja, owl, dragapult and duraladon. im picking CInder as well. even if i dont like playing the character. there is no helping that team anyway

This starter pack is most of the players in Unite. Also this video is hilarious 😂 If I could have liked it more than once I would.

I feel personally attacked as a gold ribbon Zeraora.

Thank God today I get six wins in a row in with Tsareena I was very I am getting good now I can get bad thank you

I was hoping the bundle came with “unite move unavailable with a death timer of 20 seconds at the 2:00 min mark” so unfortunately gunna have to pass this time 😢

Wow! Thanks Jake! Just the product I needed!

Damn, i never laughed so hard, thats genious😂😂😂

Put me down for pinging, let me lvl up first. The exp share wearer stole my farm, and now they need to feel my frustration.

Wait, I already have all of this! Where do I file for a refund?!

Also love the color of your shirt, my favorite color

Tanking win rates, just in time for the new season start.

Also bro you forgot to mention that even though someone called center its ok to fight over it and then grieve ks their mobs. :(

Bro forgot to add the exp share leftovers Pikachu that has to click jungle even if someone already called it

My 65% winrate cinderace feels personally attacked

This starter kit is as good as the unite membership for September…

Best "player" of Ho-oh recomended Specialattack items O_O

If those kids could watch and read they'd be very angry

Where is the social distancing from Rayquza in this kit?? Missing a major reason why you lose is not attending the Rayquza event

Those this include backcaping 2 points and uniting at 2 : 30

Satirical Spragels best Spragels

I'm going to need every ping you have in stock