The Portal Below Has Been Opened - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

Imagine surviving a lightning storm as a small hobbit just to get STEPPED on by a dark creature with NO FEET

Imagine wielding an 8-foot sword, having demonic wings, a literal suit out of bones, and still having googly eyes.

Dark Viking: teleports right behind you. Norwegian Viking: BONK!

Just for future reference, the Death Bringer isn't flashy, but he has a secret dodge ability that isn't available in the unit creator. I'm pretty sure that his dodge is only against projectiles, where he'll step to the side a bit, but unlike most dodges, he's able to maintain his forward momentum, so he's a decent overall damage dealer and ranged unit rusher. Also, his melee attacks have a small AoE

Half the things he says in these videos could get him arrested when taken out of context, I love it

“We opened the door.” - The Hobbits In My Basement

Captain sauce: ofcourse when there is a tabs heaven there needs to be a tabs hell. DOOM guy: *heavy doom breathing*

The infernal whip is op. It can reach from one side of the legacy map all the way to the other. Try with one infernal whip at the blue camp and a banner bearer in the red, take control and use an attack once.

I need to see the two transforming units fight each other. This is a MUST

The Gumby Abyss has finally been opened after 69 billion years

I love how the evil faction is the reverse of the good faction and I don’t mean that style wise I mean it mechanically like the shield unit for the good takes quality over quantity while the evil shield unit takes quantity over quality

it actually turns out that when the void monarch or the chronomancer transform into gods or whatever they actually heal to full hp

The man is a hero, two episodes in two days.

A few fun facts for y'all's: Divine arbiter does more damage than the ballista. Death bringer is an insane melee specialist Divine arbiter's shots cannot be deflected Void monarch teleports when he gets damaged, to the person that damaged him/closest enemy (I'm not fully sure yet) When chronomancer/void monarch transforms, they will regain all lost health I'll post more when I find them out!

Imagine a normal unit that can transform into CaptainSauce...

Fun Fact : The Tempest Lich was once a leaked character known only as unknown lightning unit.

the next TABS video will be the evil faction trying to raid heaven against the Light faction

Quote of the day: it actually rained down pain *laughter*

Good and Evil factions: Have the same prices for units CaptainSauce: 'NO'

“This thing makes Thor look like carpet static” -Captainsauce, 2021

"This thing makes Thor look like carpet static!"- C.S, 2021

Day 36 of telling sauce samari giant can deflect ballista arrow and tank shots

Tabs hell: exists Doomguy: this is my heaven

when he said "the door, after years we finally get to see what's behind it." i felt so weird. i remember seeing that for the first time and now it's been years-

Did you knowtice me? OH! Almost forgot you missed nothing: For Good and evil are found Many more battle sounds The secret whip The gold symbol to equip More will be coming More units to be sent running That time may be soon More flowers to bloom Edit: here are my original poems: In the opposite 1 Spooky time runs Through the same door A universe with more Follow the path Face the Void Monarch's rath It's army of Death Bringers Mad Mechanic singers Face the burning whip of a secret For the evil faction will let Behing hell Burning fire yells Red lights glow A whip to bestow Deep in the inferno Fire burns eternal

Hey, with the Mad Mechanic guy, you can make the Neon Faction return!- or at least, start to... :) If Xbox ever gets the Unit Creator and these monstrosity parts, then I'm gonna make the Neon Faction, and I hope you're the first content creator to use it!

From what I can tell, the transformation trigger for the evil faction boss is getting attacked by huge numbers while, the transformation trigger for the good faction boss is when he attacks and when he takes damage, everytime he attacks, the clock ticks backwards. Same with damage.

Shadow walker : omaewa mo shindeyiru Also shadow walker after the brawler turns back : NANI!!!

My head cannon is this: In the good map, there are 4 statues in the middle, two are light, one seems corrupted by darkness and another is destroyed. I think that one of the light ones is the cronomancer, the corrupted one is the void lord which I think used to be good but then got corrupted by the darkness and destroyed one of the statue people, the destroyed one

"It's more of a Sailor Moon transformation." Sure, if Sailor Moon were possessed by the Devil.

Take the strongest unit of each faction against eachother in a kill of a hill 1v1

I think that when the death bringer punch’s it spreads out into a more of a splash damage thing

*Teleports behind you * Nothing personal kid -captinscauce 2021

I just- this mans jokes and statements be having me dead I need to use one of these in my year book speech

6:03 Its seems like it only takes one of those guys to deal with ranged units so the rest covers him by attacking nearby melee units

Note to Cap: Each of these new maps and factions has a campaign for themselves. They may just be the hardest campaigns yet.

This thing makes Thor look like carpet static I love that sentence “CaptainSauce “2021

5:25 Captainsauce: Come on, you had every opportunity to win there Me: Who's the blind one again?

Hey CaptainSauce, that door was always broken since they created the spooky faction maps. I went and looked for that door before last year myself. At least we now understand how the spooky faction came to be.

All the other evil units:"really flashy and cool but situational: Death bringer:"fuq that catch these hands"

"kinda more like a sailor moon transformation than a dragon ball Z one." -Captainsause 2021

when the update's so cool ya boi uploads twice:

Can't wait when cap plays multiplayer mode Cap:"sees an ice giant" send in the horses and hobits!

"This thing makes Thor look like carpet static." - Cap 2021

When u realize that there is no scared animal in here: ;-;

When there’s a new captain sauce video *hands go the speed of light*

Ok... I take it back... THIS is the best tabs video by far

"It actually rains pain" -CaptainSauce

This is the earliest I’ve ever been. May sauce bless you all

Sauce and Tabs together is POGGERS THX FOR THE 69 LIKES THAT IS POGGERS

4:33 *Teleports behind you* Blue: Its nothin personal, kid. Red: OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

4:30 the way his face went from joking to total concern so fast

Hey cap! I recently made a new campaign with a new faction called the mages guild that incorporates a lot of unique abilities and appearances. It’s still a work in progress but I think it’ll be enjoyable

Nothing like Captainsauce to think a unit he dislikes lost the battle, when they actually won.

Me: It went right through the middle. Sauce: It shot right through the middle. Me: Glad we agree.

The titans invade Olympus: All giant units versus all good faction on the heaven map Edit: like so he can see

Imagine you’re strolling into battle and you see this 18:51

"Fear causes a heart attack" MY favourite quote of the day

Fun Fact: if you look down under the Heaven Map, you can see the portal to hell before the sky, and if you look up from Hell, you can see the portal up to Heaven. It’s fun because it shows it’s connected together

Hey sauce, this update added the option to enable health bars in the options really recommend it

Now that we've seen the good and bad factions, I wanna see the factions fight.

I should probably be sleeping But this is more important

“This thing makes Thor look like carpet static.” -CaptainSauce, 2021

The Shadowalker, though weak and can’t do multikills, it can SHRED anything in a group. Every stab increases the damage exponentially for EVERY shadow walker. That is, if they don’t fight back💀

Captainsauce in 10 years. Today, I bought a wobbly horse, who got high

“The base ranged unit.” Meanwhile in a distance,the spear thrower is sobbing.

The shadow walker has really strange priorities but it seems to be mostly consistent from what I've tested. Trust me, in the campaign, they can be a huge problem. Unless you use well-placed barrel rollers of course.

Random fact: Last night I had a dream where the reaper and dark peasant tried to conquer the world, I was the last person and me and my dad had made a last ditch plan a few days earlier: basically rip a bone out of the reaper and hope the dark peasant gets imploded Needless to say I got tentacled

I love how unlike most youtubers now, Captainsauce actually takes care of his hair.

My dad said the same thing as the title when he left. '-'

4:37 Brawler: Shut up

Is it possible that the shadow dudes are a reference to shadow travel in Percy Jackson. I mean there seems to be a lot of greek mythology in TABS already.

Make the evil faction and the good faction fight their counterparts! It would be so cool

Why the battle wobbly horse VS the Void Cultist took so long is because the Cultist has a chance of dogeing an attack

Tip: in the evil campaign you can cheese the shawdowwalkers by placing something like a peasant or hobbit right at the very edge of the world and when the shawdowwalkers teleport behind it they’ll teleport off the map

4:34 *Teleports behind you* Nothing personal kid....as so he thought. (He died)

you should totally make the two transforming units face off in battle

"More spikes, More sword, More intimidation" -CaptainSauce, 2021

Captain Sauce: “Great no witnesses!” The PE teacher: “Because you forgot about me I will make you run round a gymnasium for the rest of the day!”

God. Captain sauce is just such a funny and original youtuber I've been with him since the beginning of his paint the town red series

"The revege of the weak" 20 hobbits 8 archers 5 potion sellers 4 priests

Captainsauce you all ways make my day with your tabs no one has a series of tabs that's funny and at the same time playing a fun game

Did anyone else notice the death bringer dodged some of Zeus’s lightning bolts

Ate Taco Bell, now I’m in a bathroom, this is helping me cope with the pain

Cap, just wanted to let you know that the shadow Walker teleports to the shadow closest to an enemy.

Fun fact: in one of the options menus, you can enable healthbars and even customize the size of it

"About as useful as an A.C. in the artic." That's what we call... a heater

Joke number 1 We opened a door Yes cap, we all have Joke number 2 Playing tabs is like a gamble You can win and lose. it depends on the unit cause they could be very dumb And then we have the archer, who is blind af Joke 3 I think while they got bashed with a shield ,the peasant got a concussion Joke 4 If I’m gonna send something to be penetrated it will be hobbits Don’t we all. Joke 5 Imagine shoving units down the anime penetration hole. Would’ve been painful I hope cap brings back west of loathing. It was a good playlist. Shame he doesn’t play it anymore

Day 22 of trying to tell Cap that there’s another Little Nightmares game called Very Little Nightmares.

cap there's a setting that turnes on visible unit heath and its really cool

Theory:The mad mechanic is using souls for energy and the projectile they shoot are the "Strong" Souls

I imagine CaptainSauce being a sport commentator and saying : These guys running around is a big waste of oxygen.

Day who cares at this point of reminding cap to make an episode four of the eggplant spirit game Also idea:put the whole good faction and the whole evil faction against each other, maybe something special happens idk Idea number two: when he was testing the ballista against the shield thing, see the pit on the right? Maybe it’s like the pyramid and you can sacrifice to it

Cap:this thing makes Thor look like carpet static Thor: bruh

I think the mad mechanic might have piercing abilities? Their fire doesn’t seem to be a projectile, meaning it can probably go through shields or something and probably has area attack, but it’s a ranged unit so they can stay somewhat safe from the shield-holders.

13:51 that jouster sounds like a spongebob character

First the portal to heaven, then the portal to hell. What's next, the portal to boredom? The portal to the captainsauce universe?

The fire that the mad mechanic throws is soul fire (I think)

I want to see the evil faction fight their good counterpart honestly I think the transforming units would be interesting to see fight each other

Ive noticed that some of the Evil faction units synergise really well with some of the good faction units