Recruiting The Elementals - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) 

Fun Fact: The chronomancer’s transformation isn’t affected by damage, but the amount of attacks he gets off!

“TABS is one of the most unpredictable videos” Three Random Games: Are you challenging me?

i'm pretty sure the elementalist fights are supposed to be simultaneous. that's why you can't use them against each other, and why you'll still have enough time to save the kingdom.

"'Tabs' is a whole lot better for branding than 'Simp'" Amazing, Absolutely Amazing.

If you ever feel sad just remember that there is always that one soldier who is hanging on for dear life to his catapult.

“Get your minds out of the gutter” Does cap even know what fan base he has?

the fact that one of his present elves tripped on the stairs and got stuck there for a minute is just impossible for me to get over. seems like the stairs were also impossible to get over.

9:09 if you couldn’t tell how he died but still “smoked” the archers, it wasn’t the fall damage that killed him, it was the last archer standing who hit him with an arrow

What’s crazy is captainsauce has had a little over 2k videos and 128 of them are tabs videos and that honestly blows my mind

Cap: Get your minds out of the gutter Caps fan base: I AM THE GUTTER!!!

"This isn't a win, it's a draw!" Plenty of swords being drawn in that pile, that's for sure...

"The Holy Super weapons." - 1 Cannon. - 5 Priests. - 7 Cheer leaders. And for the other one. - 1 Ballista. - 5 Priests for the Ballista. - 7 Cheer leaders. And 9 Vampires Behind of the Ballista. See which one is Better? If None of them then call it a Draw. Idk if you still do this but it's from me. :) 22:05.

Tabs: I'm going to add a catapult a few years later Captain sauce: Hello everyone welcome back to some more Tabs where you can see a catapult trying to make love with it's rider.

Day 26 of asking captain sauce to bring back the west of loathing series.

Can we just appreciate how good not only these designs are but how creative they are

Fun fact: when the chronomancer transforms his name changes to time ninja and when the void monarch transforms his name gets changed to dark king

Man, I can’t believe this guy does all this non scripted! That SIMP joke flew over my head before he literally spelled it out for me. This guy is so quick witted!

"Why do their's teleport down instantly and shove swords in one hole and out the other before you can realize" - CaptainSauce 2021

The shadow manipulator doesn’t manipulate shadows. He manipulates himself into the enemy’s shadow.

I just want to thank you for the consistently amazing content that's kept me alive the past few years, and I'm pretty sure that most other people here think that too. Keep going! -Ari

20:43 I like how Cap notices everything but the floating baby.

“I think the mad mechanic might work” Ya flame throwers usually work at killing most things

Fun fact- in war things often get desided by chance. So having RNG is accurate. Also the wobally hours. It got stuck buy lightning like 13 times and it did not shot itself and die.

you have to go crazy :25 clams and 25 cheer leaders :good luck Sauce

When ever you see the off-brand power rangers with googly eyes for the thumbnail you know you are about to have a good time

I say the hobbit you use the reaper on them so much they have “experience “

"Hnyegha dhagibu" "ok, that's great, but can ya try walking?"

neither transformation is triggered by damage taken so stop letting your heavy hitters get hit so early! the void monarch transforms after DEALING a certain amount of damage the chronomancer transforms after ATTACKING a certain number of times

I dont know why, but I want to see sponsor turkey again

Cap: TABS is Better than SIMP Me: Cheers Bro I'll drink to that

The fire elemental went to Hell? Well, just wait for Doomguy to finish him off

Captain Sauce by the way the present elf only throws one present now. At some point they probably realized how overpowered it was to have them throw multiple and now they throw one then start to punch.

I think all that Fishing Food has been rubbing of on Cap with all the puns lol

The giant skeleton is the most puckered, cause what is there to stab that’ll hurt it and not go through

I’d have to say, the bomb stick unit would most likely have the most puckered butthole because 1. They’re very low health, and a melee unit and 2., if they land a hit they get exploded and flung into the air

i don't know if i am just tired but when I saw the elf that had a face full of present at 23:05 i lost it for like a solid minute. keep up the great content

Sauce: Says Ash Ketchum Me: *WHEEZ*

Skeletons don't have asses so they're perfect.

me saying tabs can't get any weirder: tabs getting weirder:🗿

Hearing cap say "COME ON BI###" just calms my soul

"He's like the Taco Bell of blades!" This line has put a horrible picture in my head

"what's the worst he could do, a spiky frontflip?" Top 10 Words before disasters

For ranged units when you control them I recommend you go into first person. Much more accurate.

I'm thinking of making a campaign for my Enclave faction it would go like this: You've been tasked with eliminating the Enclave's 13 Overseers but beware they all know you're coming so they're prepared for a fight.Here's the enemies you'd fight: [REDACTED]: The newest overseer armed with an SMG and guarded by Enclave Conscripts inside an Enclave Outpost. Spitfire: General Zeus's squad didn't have a chef until Spitfire stepped up being a loyal soldier he was recommended and accepted into the High Command but he's one of the weakest officers armed with a Wild West era Revolver he makes up for this weakness by being guarded by Enclave Veterans Lightbright: Lightbright is another Overseer with a connection to General Zeus being recruited by him after leaving his vault thanks to his ties with the mysterious General he's defended by Veterans, Conscripts,and Field Officers Lightbright is armed with a minigun. MilkGang: MilkGang is an officer with ties to Lightbright who recommended him to Zeus. Milk is armed with a Pink Minigun and can dodge gunfire whilst being aided by Enclave Sergeants. Gabriel: Gabriel is another friend of Zeus's being the old Enclave Commander he has ties to every branch of the Enclave and is defended by Veterans Conscripts and Scientists. It is unknown what his weapon is Roger Oliver\Chevrolet1992: Roger is General Zeus's cousin and 6th Overseer so as a result he's armed with a Grenade Launcher and defended by the Enclave's Secret Service,Veterans, and Conscripts. Miggie: Miggie is the 7th Overseer thanks to his deadly technology during a 1v1 with Zeus Miggie defeated him with a Cryolator and as a result he's also defended by the Enclave's Secret Service and Veterans. Colonel Autumn: Colonel Autumn is the 8th Overseer thanks to being the Enclave Commander in Washington DC Autumn is defended by Enclave Soldiers and armed with a revolver. (He's the 6th I changed it during me typing this because it'd make more sense later) Cavalry Commander Stonewall Jackson II: Jackson II is the 2nd in command of Zeus's Cavalry brigade meaning he's defended by Cavalrymen Jackson is a decendant of the same Jackson from the Civil War of 1861-1866 Jackson II is also armed with a Sawed off shotgun and Cavalry Saber. [REDACTED]: [REDACTED] was shot dead after a skirmish with remnants of the Toppat Clan led by the Right Hand Man. [REDACTED]: [REDACTED] was killed by Communist Chinese infantry during a cave expedition. The Guardian: The Guardian is the final line of defense between you and General Zeus the Leader of the Enclave military The Guardian is a super soldier equipped with 2 Miniguns and aided by the remaining Enclave forces like Scientists and Conscripts. The Final Battle with General Zeus AKA Nicholai A Tyre: You've reached the Generals last known location you find him outside a Church weilding both a Flintlock Musket and Cavalry Saber but he's guarded by Feral Ghouls and both American and Canadian soldiers. The General had a few tricks up his sleeve and also managed to revive a few of the Overseers you killed. Get ready for your most difficult fight yet...

He’s like the Taco Bell of blades Captain sauce 2021

You should play randles Monday it is like games u have played and has lots of references anyone else agree.

The "la de du" before the elf died did it for me😂

The amount of times “right idea wrong execution” has been said wiles playing TABS is threw the Roofs

When need the avatar to bring peace to the elementals.

23:42 watch the hobbit that flys to the right 😂

President:Captain sauce's famous words are Cap:get your mind out of the gutter

Water, Earth, Fire, Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in peace. But everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he disappeared. A hundred years passed, and my brother and I found the new Avatar: an airbender named captainsauce. His air control technique is great, but he still has a lot to learn before he can help others. But I believe Aang can save the world

my life has been going downhill but your content makes me happy keep up the good work :D

They nerfed the elf it only throws 1 present now then stats slapping similar to the pike unit

Thank you for finally doing the Void Monarch and Chronomancer team-up

Here is a really OP strategy: Use a couple divine arbiters, then leave a whole bunch of money for a lot of cheerleaders. It destroys ANYTHING Not literally anything however

i wait for this man to upload every day he is actually funny

"uh snuffy now isn't the time to take a nap under the ground" -CaptainSauce

I’d say wobbly horse has the most pucker to it. Ever seen somebody walk like that while not puckered? No, ever seen somebody walk like that WITH pucker? Yes.

absolutely love it, been watching your content for a long time and you rock CaptainSauce

Cap: Get your minds out of the gutter His fan base: No *dramatic deep breath* WE ARE THE GUTTER New people: h-huh?!

When Cap uplaoads I get excited for no reason Wait I’m always excited

The great army protectors of the wall of Japan: 13 samurai, 3 monks, 5 chu ko nu 4 ninjas, 2 hwacha, 1 samurai Giant, 1 sensei, 2 lady red jades and 1 shogun.26,320

There’s nothing better then eating a half jar of pickles while watching tabs

Im glad hes still playing this game ive been watching since the start

Captain Sauce playing TABS is the funniest thing ever!

CaptainSauce the Void Monarch needed to be attacked to to transform. However, the Chronomancer NEEDED to attack for amount of number to transform, so next time if you bring two of them together, maybe try possessing the Chronomancer and spam the click until it transform

If you want a simple way to defeat armies: 1 swordcaster, and however many cheerleaders you can buy with the rest of your money.

I remember watching him play kindergarten 1 and 2 when i was younger. Good times

Day 3 of asking agent sauce to play I expect you to die 2 when it comes out

It’s like cap is cursed to be funny with all the puns in his pocket.

I love that cap thought that he was gonna grab a shadow and hit them with it

God I love tabs, especially from captain sauce

captain sauce without context:He’s like the taco bell of blades

New favorite quote, "What's to worry about we got human ingenuity make things go boom."

23:05 "Lattidoo" *Casually gets obliterated*

Day 1 of asking cap to play a random bad mobile game I found called “Stealth Master” for 3 random games

"The taco bell of blades" - captin sauce

I love how c. sauce is so funny he accidentally makes hilarious puns

Albert Einstein definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result

The shadow manipulator will fly I’m betting right now

It’s a good day when the captain uploads

Long ago the T.A.B.S. units lived together in harmony, Then everything changed when the custom units attacked, Only the captain, master of all the units could stop them, but when T.A.B.S. needed him most, he vanished, Many years passed and the wobbly horse and I discovered the new captain, A Tomato superhero named Sauce, and although his commanding skills are..........okay, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone, But I believe Sauce can save the units

Its crazy how far TABS has gone from day 1. Who knew that we would have cursed, OP, and just broken units all around the board cause of unit creation...

I always love the TABS videos, a long running series! I saw your tweets and know you are very stressed, so feel free to take a break. Keep up the good work!

Bring the GG back for at least one video

Tip: if you seround an enemy with samurai the enemy will be dead for good it's also good at crowd clearing

you can actually turn on health bars in the settings, if you want to see the units health

Wow I'm literally right here as he uploads keep going captain

HELL YEAH MORE TABS!

Fun Fact: The chronomancer's transformation isn't affected by damage, but the amout of attacks he gets off!

And if you pause at 11:09, you'll see a Ballista being fired down main street! (Look at the Ice Mage he just killed)

I feel like cap must have a gigantic bounty on his head in the tabs world also the hobbit must be able to whistle out its arse

Another great video cap! You never disappoint when it comes to content and commentary! your a living legend man

Horses butts are off the ground perfect for spike dodging

I'd love to meet cap one day, not only because he super cool and is my favorite RU-vidr but also because I'd drive him insane with purely intentionally bad puns

You aways have the best tabs vids

The present elfs can only throw one present now it was changed in one of the updates

Super tower defense 1 Ballista 4 cheerleaders 3 priests 10 Squires 10 Hoplights 6 Archers 2 Snake Archers

23:05 Famous last words: “La da dee”