The Pregnant Wife Survival Guide 

"If you really want some brownie points" - make her some brownies. The dad joke was right there!

Lol get out of anything with a pregnant wife, so true, we got pulled over while my wife was pregnant, she was puking right outside the car. The cop came up asked "what's going on?" I said "she's pregnant" cop instantly turned around and said "ok have a good night" and drove away. Awesome moment.

Pro tip. Pull out "emotional support dog" more than just when she is pregnant. 👍

Needed this 17 years ago.

Um, congratulations, Myles???

Okay but the back half of this video is un-ironically great advice about how to listen and empathize.

My wife is currently pregnant. The fruit one made me laugh out loud 😂

If you think a pregnant wife is a good excuse to dodge social events, a kid is even better. I had six and I didn't go *anywhere* I didn't want to. Most people recognize it's bad form to suggest that their lame 'party' trumps a parent's responsibility to stay home with a child who 'seems to be coming down with a fever'.

Just remember the 3 S's. That Sucks. I'm Sorry. You want a Snack?

Good timing Myles, my wife is going into labor right now, wish me luck!

i'm not a pregnant wife, but you made me want to become one 2am oreos?? me too

Concealed snack licences are a violation of the second snackmendment! How did we let this happen?

Hes learning quick! 😂🤣😅😅 congrats dude

This is accurate. My husband did all Myles stated. 😂He's a good man!

Dude Part 2!!! 8 months yesterday! this was spot on! had her rolling !!!

The “emotional support dog” tip applies to all women, pregnant or not. I still screw this one up regularly!

I noticed your weight loss. Congrats bro

The best advice I have is to get some stretchmark cream and massage it anywhere she tells you to. Do it during the easy times and it'll be a remedy for the hard times. Mostly.

“It is extremely important to keep her belly full” …that joke basically wrote itself, no? But you still missed it!!!

Wish I had this video with my first two kids but hey now I got it with the third!👍🏻🇺🇸

I’m gonna suggest the concealed carry snacks to my husband. That’s genius. Definitely need those in my third trimester right now 😂

it's the Culver's 4 days a week. No pickles!! or u better not even come home. 😂

Great video but now my wife thinks shes dying of a blood clot everyday. New fear unlocked. Thanks Myles lol

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a light bulb.

Use me as the he needs to upload more button! I drop what I'm doin when I see that notification! You betcha, ya!

Congratulations! Boys are so much fun! I’m due in August with my second boy! 💙💙

My father needed this 20 years ago today lol

This is great, perfect timing. Expecting in October 👍🏼

Sounds like Myles got some advice from Taylor of Dude Dad fame. Congratulations on the baby! 🎉

Costco and Amazon is gonna be your best friend

Miles is a genius.

An Hour! Pickles 7 Brats are a Must! I'm 3 Kids Deep, I know what I'm Talkin 'bout

Help that little lady with socks and shoes 😅 we all know she'll appreciate the hell outtaya if ya do that. She'll be braggin to her friends 15 years from now about how close she feels to her husband bc he really showed that he unsterstood her plight 😅 and its a plight! 😂

I tried getting out of jury duty when my wife was pregnant and almost due, the judge said that's not an excuse and had to stay. Luckily I wasn't picked because it was a Grand Jury pick.

Awesome video, Myles. So funny.

Please make a part 2 lol

Miles, You look great! Congratulations on your weight loss!!!

Keep up the awesome videos!!

the most heterosexual video on youtube, you have my sincerest condolences.

Congratulations!!!

By far my favorite vid so far!

Culver's so bomb. Coming from the southwest where in-n-out hamburger is religion, when I go back to CA I don't even eat it after being spoiled with butter burgers

Needed this 2 years ago

Congrats sir! 👍

My wife might be pregnant right now. I needed this advice. My wife says it’s extremely inaccurate but I told her she’s only been pregnant twice what does she know.

Make a part 2 !

Lmao I thought my wife was crazy with that fruit size thing. Good to hear that's normal

The DD is one of the best perks

Please send me your energy for conceiving. Im struggling with fertility

Apartment stairs, works a treat

Nice!

The fruit question is so true

Is this a pregnancy announcement?! Congrats!

Was this his announcement???

My wife is 6 months in.....where was this video 5 months ago?

Who did the editing for this video?! It went from tip 1 to 5 to 2 to 4 🤪

Congratulations on the weight loss buddy

Good job!! Since it’s more the responsibility of the husband since he impregnated the wife. Before, because of sexism it would be the MIL, mother of the wife or female family members would come to help the pregnant woman but now since everyone works is harder.

Gotta remember, she did it to herself. Lol!

DD is Dunkin Donuts??

Another epic video my wife isn’t pregnant yet but I’m gonna come back to this video when it happens ! If everyone can like this comment so I can find the video

my wife is pregnant with our second and every week it’s a new fruit

Im gonna use the fruit question the next time im in trouble with the wife... we dont have sex anyways. Lol

1,5,2,4?

Pretty cute! ❤My son in law is suddenly going thru it the 3rd time(in 3 yrs, ummm yep each preg is different even when spaced so close!)... 2 boys, he petrified they'll have a girl😂this time ! Well, she'll have 2 Texas born older bros watchin over her, if it is a girl❤🤠! Congrats to you!

Is this an announcement??

Show us the behind the back belly left !!!

You couldn't have uploaded this 8 months ago? Lol

Genius

Such a handsome dude 💚🔥

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#NoShotsNoClots #GetOnGab

Sounds miserable, yikes.

Unfunny.

I just died when he said damn that succkkkss