The Real Reason Humans Are Banned From Galactic War | Best HFY Stories

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@ryanhampson673 Месяц назад

“How could you do this?” Commander Stone: “My armor is contempt, my shield is disgust, my sword hatred.”

@SimonRiley135 Месяц назад

And the Emperor Protects

@HomicidalTh0r Месяц назад

War happens. Humans: vibrate with excitement. Everyone else: sweats.

@mikkelnpetersen 17 дней назад

*WAR* Human: "Playtime?" All aliens: "No, not playtime" Human: "All work and no fun"

@ioele1000 Месяц назад

Stories like these forget that most Aliens aren't Hive minds. They would also have "extremists", racists, anarchists, etc. As long as they are capable of being individuals, it will be there.

@TheHighborn Месяц назад

Hans, get ze Geneva Checklist

@samiippotsuboku2580 Месяц назад

Bingo ! Again !

@aoofmg6684 Месяц назад

And make sure canada reads it this time

@nikitab.6600 Месяц назад

Geneva rules do not apply to alien bastards. 😅

@sebastienloyer9471 Месяц назад

😂

@sebastienloyer9471 Месяц назад

Stop 🛑 Calling IT a check list 😊

@sephuris5555 Месяц назад

Look at our boy sanguinis launch an all out defense

@WardGray-yo2mx 17 дней назад

Corpral! Yes, General? Get my geneva checklist! Yes, General!

@nikpapado9785 Месяц назад

Ya all into 40k but you dont know yet.

@WarmasterWirMustard Месяц назад

Its alpha legion tactics

@nikpapado9785 Месяц назад

@@WarmasterWirMustard Ah yes, my favourite loyalist traitors.

@notmaincharacter 20 дней назад

40k is just professional racism

@benmag9830 Месяц назад

If they thought the humans were brutal they haven't met the doom slayer and master chief yet!

@Guardias Месяц назад

Some serious scapegoating of humanity.

@stillcantbesilencedevennow Месяц назад

Tbf, Stone wasn't wrong. It seems this is set during a new war against the Zorgans. Maybe they should have wiped em out. I dunno...

@ddooodddoo Месяц назад

The picture looks like it belongs in warhammer 40k

@warpstrike Месяц назад

Ai art here pulling a "Games workshop" move here, taking "inspiration and totally not plagiarising existing work". Just funny to see the table turning. 🤣

@butterbar9680 Месяц назад

Silly aliens, if God wanted you to live, would create you in his image! Humanity First!

@KingJim97 Месяц назад

Human supremacy 😂 i love it

@PrimarchMJ Месяц назад

People: Go to war with humans somehow involved. Humans: HANS!!! REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME WE DON’T REALLY TALK ABOUT BACK IN 45?!

@pencilcase8068 18 дней назад

well that was a fun time wasn't it :)

@willadeefriesland5107 20 дней назад

War isn't a game, but humans play it to win. We need other opponents... nonhuman ones. Wonder why we have no alien visitors here?...

@eliaspanayi3465 18 дней назад

"Theyre weak, they need rules for war" to "holy shit, thats what happens when they have no rules"

@holarndius Месяц назад

Why do so many of these stories have leaders going hand to hand? We stopped fighting like that a LONG time ago IRL, because its more dangerous than just shooting the thing in font of you.

@tobolulo Месяц назад

Humanity First Humanity First Humanity First.

@BSasafrasK Месяц назад

I fully support the humanity first movement, Stone was already proven right by the new conflict. Also they should get rid of the president and appoint a sort of immortal empire leader type person.

@tvbme438 Месяц назад

It’s called human rights for a reason

@shootingjester2780 16 дней назад

This story’s veil is so thin, you can just see “Orange Man Bad” written under it. Lol

@peenoice5176 16 дней назад

I dunno, at the end the extremist was right and a war was starting again.

@tommothedog Месяц назад

America cant hold Afghanistan but Humans are the moat dangerous things in space.

@WarmasterWirMustard Месяц назад

Thats cause america and afganistan are filled with, guess who? Humans.

@joshsnethen2440 25 дней назад

If you don't know what the fuck you're talking about don't talk. You can kick all the ass you want to if you're ordered to drop everything and leave you have no choice. If you weren't there, don't comment.

@willadeefriesland5107 20 дней назад

Of course America held Afghanistan. We just couldn't do what we wanted with it... what with not being allowed to keep alive only the population we wanted. Casualty counts that high of your enemies gets frowned on by others. It's called genocide. We have to 'play nice'...

@scottlail9210 20 дней назад

Afghan space commando, would pretty much unbeatable.

@pencilcase8068 18 дней назад

it was a pvp match to be fair, if we were to go against other space guilds they'd likely be horrified at our tendency to war while being fragile by animal standards

@labelledamedumanor4876 Месяц назад

88 -> History will always find a way to repeat itself. The battle garb & weapons will be the only changes that occur.

@wobatan8833 2 дня назад

LOL

@johnkochen7264 Месяц назад

A lot of these stories glorify how utterly ruthless, brave and proficient humans are at war and killing others. I’m not sure if this is a message I want to keep hearing time and time again. It gets really old really fast.

@findiwindles Месяц назад

The stories of inter-species comradeship and co-operation are far more preferable, in my opinion.

@nikpapado9785 Месяц назад

Yes Inquisitor, these heretics right here.

@findiwindles Месяц назад

@@nikpapado9785 Yeah, that's pretty funny. Thanks for the giggle.

@nikpapado9785 Месяц назад

@@findiwindles There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt.

@findiwindles Месяц назад

@@nikpapado9785I'm not very familiar with Warhammer 40K, but I think the upcoming film may well be worth a viewing. Henry Cavill playing an Inquisitor could make for some good entertainment.