The Revenge of Hobo Johnson: NOT GOOD 

Man… already 10 seconds in and Anthony doesn’t even seem to be in the joking mood I’m scared

Hobo Johnson getting topped by Satan: NOT GOOD Lil Nas X topping Satan: BEST

A 10 and a not good in just two days Perfectly balanced as all things should be

never before has fantano sounded so deadpan. this is just scaled and icy but somehow even more heartbreaking

This is the review equivalent of “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.”

“If I hear another g-cord I’m breaking your shit.”

Ahh, the balance is restored.

I got “I Want to See the World” recommended to me on RU-vid with no knowledge of who Hobo Johnson was and assumed it was just some dude making purposefully bad comedy music, like some Lonely Island type shit, I was like “oh this is pretty funny” Then I checked the comments and it slowly dawned on me that this mans music is supposed to be taken 100% at face value, I couldn’t fucking believe it lmao

I swear to God, Anthony’s never been this disappointed.

Just gave it a listen, it 100% sounds like rejected rick and morty songs. "The world is shit but Im shit too boo hoo hoo whinny the pooh" is every songs essence

Now you’re bullying homeless people too? This man has no limits!!!

“He actually made an album that sounds like how Hobo Johnson music sounds like to people who hate ALL of Hobo Johnson’s music” Couldn’t have summed up the album enough. It’s truly disappointing and sounds like he has lost passion for what made him likeable (musically) entirely and decided to make a parody of his own style. Edited: Wow, I appreciate the likes and comments as it’s nice to know other people care and feel this way about Johnson’s music. I think this album has some moments, but not close to enough. Regardless of the music quality , I honestly hope Johnson is okay given the album’s emotions.

This is some of the most genuine disappointment I’ve ever seen in a NOT GOOD

So He got revenge on the haters by making a album that sounds as bad as the haters think his music is and showing it too people who formerly liked his music-making more haters of the music-GENIUS

1. you can tell melon had a hard time doing this 2. DID YOU MURDER CAL WHERE THE HELL IS HE????

Considering this is a hobo Johnson record im surprised that this is potentially the most in-depth and serious Not Good review I've ever seen on this channel

Typical of Anthony to declare his hatred for the homeless

Little did we all know that the last track wasn’t a joke, as he actually released “hobo Johnson alienates his fanbase”

Daughters in the background like “You Won’t Get the Score You Want”

It’s like he took everything I loved about TFOHJ and just pissed all over it

From 10 to 4 to NOT GOOD, Jesus wept. P.S.: Legendary description

I absolutely loved The Fall of Hobo Johnson, but I’m sad to say that I saw this coming. It lacked a lot of the charm previous projects had. I’m genuinely disappointed in how a lot of this turned out. I hope Frank can come back strong on his next record.

A 10 and a Not Good all in the same week. The duality of melon…

If it was called The Turning of Wheel Johnson you would've given it a 10.

I guess hobo johnson should have pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become part of the bourgeoisie to make a better album

The Vengeance of Homeless Jackson: *NOT BAD*

This just sounds like Johnson doomscrolled for 30 minutes, ranted about it to himself for hours, and shat an album out, out of spite.

Anthony, giving him a not good because he's homeless is kind of harsh.

*sees Hobo Johnson review* "Oh shit, Hobo Johnson's back!" *its a NOT GOOD review* "...oh shit, Hobo Johnson's back"

This is the problem when people go “I wanna make a song about this” and then only care about there message getting across and not about the music

"In this case, it probably would've been better for Johnson to keep being Hobo" DAMN. Anthony

I totally agree. I thought I was crazy or just in a shit mood on first listen because I LOVE his previous album. But-this album feels so cynical and whiny. And, worst of all, it’s extremely BORING and monotonous. I hope Frank is okay; I hope he can work on himself and put more soul into his next project 😔

“Sayer of things” fits this album so well

He has Swans and Daughters in the background, it's a 10

As much as I tried and tried, I just couldn’t find the same hobo Johnson I spent hours listening to two years ago man, feelsbad

I interpret "You Want A Baby" as someone who's despair has driven them away from something that they may have wanted at a different point in their life. It's about seeing the future as so bleak as to let a partner go who might want kids or get married. It's not shitting on other parents for having kids, it's about how the narrator responds to anxiety about the future.

I was listening to this album with friends, and the second track was so stupid that we could not stop laughing. I had no idea how someone could genuinely record that and think it’s good. It was ironically a great time.

Album IV: A New Hobo Album V: Johnson Strikes Back Album VI: The Return of Hobo Johnson

Had to follow up a 10/10 with this to balance it out

hes gonna lose his mind on hobo Johnson alienates his fanbase

Fantano, you were meant to give this a 10 and Spellling a ‘NOT GOOD’. Please don’t let this ever happen again.

Saying "Hobo Johnson? More like Homo Johnson" and then laughing at your own joke for 10 minutes doesn't count as a review, Anthony. Also, yeah the album sucks though.

I’m convinced the terribleness of this album was intentional

You can't just talk and discuss the album for 10 minutes and call it a review

I personally love Hobo Johnson, and there are a few tracks on this LP I really do enjoy for a variety of reasons, but boy oh boy, what a let down, the man completely threw away just about everything that made his last album successful. The night it was released one of my first thoughts were “Ohhhh no Melon ain’t gonna be about this one bit no sir he will not” and that being said, I hope he can come back and spark up something more interesting in the future.

I can't believe Fantano gave a 10/10 and "NOT GOOD" the same week 💀💀💀

Fantano is like Omni Man here. He defeated Hobo but took a lot of damage in his listen to the album

When he describes Hobo Johnson it doesn’t feel like he’s going down a list, but rather constantly correcting himself about what he is.

Honestly Melon, I'm getting a little tired of your schtick of taking over Cal's show here. Let's let the real rap expert weigh in here for once eh?

“Hobo getting topped” an oldie but a goodie

This review feels like the epitome of "i'm not angry, just disappointed. "

Anthony, you do realize he’s not an actual hobo right?

Yeah this is all things in their right place once again

Let me listen to the album in blissful ignorance before I watch you destroy hobo mans career

This video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix myself a sandwich. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a store. There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my whole life. But I'm really a shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I can introduce myself. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she had a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person. I want the best for her and I harbor no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seems happy with her boyfriend, so I did not bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it, I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well. I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already when I first saw her. Besides, I am quiet happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wants to live some other life without me in it, so I said, "Okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness." My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my apartment. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep. Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally can't take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up. I told her, "you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get myself a sandwich then went to the store to get some mayo then I got so distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video." She said, "You know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer." So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has two minutes of play time on it.

Fantano, calling him "homeless cock" for 30 minutes is not a review. Subscribed.

I loved The Fall of Hobo Johnson. That record is really awesome. This new one almost ruins it for me. Anything more than a NOT GOOD would have been insane.

Damn when's the last time we saw a not good? It feels like a long time ago

i liked this record but i can see why a lot of people dont, especially fantony got a lot of mental health issues i’m working through but this album has all of the melodrama that’s nice for me i get that it’s not super ‘great’ objectively but i had a lot of fun listening to it

Fantano hates the homeless

I liked The Fall of Hobo Johnson, didn't love it, but appreciated alot of the tracks. I found the cockroach skit to be kinda too long on repeated listens, and some of the shouting adlibs on tracks like Ugly Kid were unappealing - though it did actually endear me to his music after initially hating it. I gave it a chance because of the fantano review, and I'm still glad I did. But this is just sad. It really is like he wanted to get rid of all the good will that album gave him.

Actually went hard on a guy he’s friends with, respect the lack of bias

"I Wanna See The World" is the only song I actually liked on this album. Maybe it was just my personal interpretation of the song, but I thought it was a decent commentary on the American tendency towards viewing the world from a place of privilege. The rest of the album is the equivalent of setting piss on fire, though.

i love how this entire video is done with moderate aggression

Never have I been so disappointed with an artist I loved so much before

This has gotta be the most unenthused I’ve seen this dude in a minute😂

"His next album is going to be Hobo Johnson Alienates His Fanbase... but what is alienating his fanbase if not this?" he really didn't know what was coming

Damn, that 10 is really taken a toll on Anthony a lot, isn't it? Future albums won't even be close to his standards now.

I didn’t think it was that bad

This is the most disappointed fantano that I've seen in a while (with no countin' top)

The rise of Hobo Johnson is the Rise, the fall of Hobo Johnson is the Revenge, The Revenge of Hobo Johnson is the Fall

I strongly believe things *ARE* permanently fu ked, but that's never made me think something like activism is pointless. A good deed is always good regardless of its consequences (or lack thereof) Political participation for the sake of political participation is not an invalid stance to take.

My mans sigh was so depressed at the start 😭😭

I can't believe this album actually made Anthony so bitter that he became borderline nihilistic only five minutes in

Next album title : THE DEATH OF HOBO JOHNSON

This album was so disappointing for Tony that he even didn't transition :'v

This is upsetting. I love The Fall Of Hobo Johnson, especially I Want A Dog.

The disappointment comes from them having an early interview before they both 'blew up'. They both seemed to genuinely like one another and had a 'friendship'

Hobo Johnson’s found his calling: making music that is as unapologetically ‘unlikable’ as his character.

Wow i really liked this album guess we just listen to it different

His singing on this whole album sounds like hes making up the words on the spot

I think you got 'You Want a Baby' wrong. Its more about getting married and then plus having a baby would be way too much. Great song and I can personally relate

lmao he's still got daughters and swans in the background

I thought this was pretty good! I haven’t listened to every project they’ve made throughly but I enjoyed some of the concepts they dove into on this album, especially on “you want a baby” or “you need help”.

i guess hobo johnson accidentally mixed up the titles of this record and the last one

Hobo Johnson is The Front Bottoms in a different genre

This album deserves a 0 but melon was so dissapointed he didn't even think it was deserving of that

From a ten to a not good In two days It’s like going from a party in one day to a funeral to the next

My therapist thinks you're wrong, but I love you all the same.

10/10 immediately followed by a Not Good

It isn’t good when one of his first lines is “sayer of things”

Leave hobo alone man he’s the only one just being himself not trying to fit in and that’s what makes him genuine

“Screamer, poet , sayer of things “

Hobo Johnson vs Bo Burnham rated pg-13

Hobo Johnson made an album that sounded like a Hobo Johnson Parody.

I was even thinking to myself a few days ago " It's been a while since the last NOT GOOD review," thank you, melon ❤

I thought it was a cute little album and it made me happy

Wow, three 10's in a row! We've made history!

as a huge huge huge hobo fan, this record was seriously so unlikable :((

Just gonna throw this out there in response to your You Want a Baby bit: If somebody is outright telling you they think it'd be better to have never been born at all than to live in this world your response probably shouldn't be that by their logic they should disappear themselves and give up trying to express their frustration.