The Ruination of the USG Ishimura 

My condolences 😔😉😂

Is that you John Connor?

How can that be, your REAL father left on that ship before you were conceived...🤣🤣

I’m sure he went… peicefully. Yes. Definitely.

I suspect it was a closed cascet funeral?

Well even if they destroyed the third one, once the marker was on board of the ishimura the clock started to work against the crew.

Wouldn’t matter. Once the marker is aboard, it turns the dead people in the morgue into necromorphs.

Altman be praised

I think the timeline is different in Extraction vs Downfall. In Downfall the Infector one is the earliest.

The marker being aboard the Ishimura already makes it more likely that the gunners were having their minds influenced by the Marker already.

It's the best kind of April Fool's content: A bonus to regular content, and entertaining in its own right.

I didn't realize it was meant to be satirical

me neither@@lopiklop

It's not good lore; it's GREAT lore.

​@@hariman7727I got hit with a fake documentary on the "tragedy of Isla Nubor" only to find out it's fucking Jurassic Park (the OG). Man I was way to fascinated to get that disappointed.

Did anybody else think it was fishy engineer Isaac Clark disappeared after this incident? I last heard he was being doped up in some colony nut house but i dont believe that for a second.

Blew my Asshole open too

Oh yeah. They said we were "conspiracy theorists" for believing the very clear security footage 😂 also love your username!

Thanks Obama 😫

@@mrj4990Nah i think this one was Reagan

Altman be praised!

i agree its awful that terrorist attack took place there

i don’t know how people can still trust earthgov after that whole thing with titan station. it’s a shame this stuff didn’t get out sooner.

I remember hearing about this when the first info got out about the loss of the crew. Very sad. My local Church of Unitology had a fundraising drive and I donated some money. I hope the families are doing okay now.

' Never foget the Cant

I remember a true crime channel doing a video about an old guy who kidnapped a little girl (I think) , and the video was made in such a way that it was obvious the guy was guilty, but on the last minutes it was revealed all the evidence was circumstantial at best and it was most likely the guy was innocent. It was a pretty cool Aprils fool "joke" but I dont remember the channel.

April fools? what are you talking about... this happened

Gee I dunno man; its in the Delivery, it is sometimes in the Parody aspects. All POE makes for good April Fools content, sure.

​@@rat9199 actually that's asinine. Plenty of people will watch just enough to think for sure the guy is guilty. Basically defamation.

@@catsabotage3362 if it went to court they would have to watch the entire thing and discover it was an elaborate troll

Also Minor Detail but Doctor Nicole Brennan who was the Chief Medical Officer was not a Unitologist and actually helped people leave the church! The Chief Science Officer, Doctor Terrence Kyne was however, so I think you may have gotten the two confused.

@@ComradeKits why would you want to leave the warm embrace of the church? We can.... Become one!

@@ComradeKits She was a SENIOR medical officer, not Chief, Chief was eh' what's his name, the one who killed Temple.

@@randomstuff9005 You're thinking of Challus Mercer, who was second science officer under Dr. Kyne.

@@Rockwood1407 yeah I’ve seen your “ becoming one” and it’s a congealed mass of walking mung. No thanks

Just goes to show the dangers of having a Unitologist for a captain

@@crazylegoiggieyup, Scientology is a death cult……. You didn’t notice?

I think you mean the chief science officer not the captain

I know it's almost two weeks later but you're both correct. The Chief Science Officer AND the Captain where both Unitologists. They differed in opinion regarding the marker and its effects though. Captain Mathius is the person who had the marker brought on board the Ishimura (against Dr. Kyne's wishes, I might add) so it's fair to lay much of the blame at his feet for the events which took place afterwards. Dr. Kyne meanwhile actually tried to sabotage the Ishimura in an attempt to destroy it, the shut-off engines and fuel systems that Isaac had to fix in the game were his doing.

Even if they had done that, it wouldn't have stopped the spread of the marker's influence that were seeded on other planets.

I would watch the hell out of it!

I mean, they did make a movie out of the stuff leading up to the game. It's Dead Space Downfall, probably got one of the most brutal deaths I've ever seen

@TheRealSonicBeats Yeah but that’s an animated movie id like to see a real dead space movie with actors and real sets and all that. Still enjoyed downfall though it was a solid animated horror movie and prequel to the game

I think it could be cool if they focusing movie entirely on the colonist perspective, and at the very end, you could have the last survivor, begging Isaac ship to not dock, Neomorph slowly walking behind them as they’re just screaming for them to get away

@@TheRealSonicBeatsyeah I was about to suggest this movie. When I was in middle school this movie fucked me up heavy at the end of it.

O my God they killed Kenny. You bastards!

jeez, wonder what he saw in there. Sorry for your loss, this truly is an awful incident.

Everyone says they want a 40k lore movie. I'd take deadspace all day long.

@@Rockwood1407 yeah deadspace has just enough lore to be interesting without being basic or over the top. Warhammer imo wouldn't work as a movie, there's just too much shit to include.

@@friendlyreaper9012 there's also so many smaller stories you can tell well within the world of Deadspace... Like this one. There are larger, longer stories that would be great as a series, and great smaller ones that would fit perfectly as a 2 hour movie. Meanwhile with 40k you almost neeeeed something like a series or movie trilogy. Even the small stories require a ton of context and world building to not be completely ridiculous and beyond over the top. Imagine trying to explain Orks vs anything within 2 hours. There are Space Marines that use 80's style electric guitars to sound blast their enemies. And then there are demon versions of em 🤣. You couldn't cover any single battle or major event well because they all involve 10 factions of complex and confusing origins. Someone could water it down and simplify quite a bit for a more palatable tone, but imo that defeats most of what makes 40k unique. It's a lore that is very self reliant, and really builds on itself. Cutting that out would just make it basic fanfic scifi. That being said... A 40k Netflix series could dive into enough different stories and settings to build up something believable.

Yeah... I still remember that scary scene when the final boss shows up in front of everyone and destroyed everything . . . . Im talking about EA studio

​​@@friendlyreaper9012Eh 40k can work in any media form if done right. I'd like to think a show that simply follows a group of Hive city inhabitants as it is slowly overrun by chaos cultists could be amazing. It doesn't need to cover the entire Imperium. Keep it smaller scale, make that grimdark atmosphere correctly, and I'll be happy

I think I dead space 1 or 2 they also had “huge mausoleum ships” that uniitologist bodies would be stored cryogenically for keeping by the church for convergence

yeah. basically a product of humanity's failures. Edit: did I start a war, or maybe it's just me..

​@@trainenthusiast5199 Isn't it the opposite? That's a 1.6km long ship.

@@isfrenchjei And is that necessarily a good thing? It's a testament to humanity's relentless expansionism. Faced with critical resource shortages, the people of the future didn't pump the brakes or live more efficiently, but devised gigantic carrion ships, greedily roving the galaxy completely destroying planets and even entire solar systems in the name of never ever slowing down. DS2 touches on it as well, even without necromorphs to ruin everything, humanity was on a destructive and unsustainable path.

@@diedbadly That's actually one of the big reasons the events of dead space even happened. The markers were bait for resource starved species. As soon as you tap into it, they know.

Holy crap I never looked at it like that way before

Its what they would have wanted, shipmate

Keep their memories alive, and you’ll make them whole again.

Altman be Praised 🙏

Did you know that the mission list has a hidden secret in it?? Just look closel bro!!! No Return Ishimura Galactic Derailment GasLight Afterburner

Unfortunately we will have to detain you since you now think you can earn credits by curb stomping babies.

How old was gramps? Cause unless he was 16 when he had your father/mother then they were 16 when they had you, and you are only 8 years old is about the only plausibility of your gramps still being an active soldier, and even then he's getting long in the tooth. Or should I say WAS getting long in the tooth.

check out roanoke gaming. he's a microbiologist so all his vids are through that lense, but he does a great job of storytelling

I didnt even realize this was a joke until i read this comment and saw the channel name lmao.

he needs to do the MV Hunter Grazner

Man you're gonna love it here. I've been working on the ishimura for 2 years and it's been a blast. We just discovered an ancient relic on aegis 7, can't wait to analyse it

​​@@zaer-ezartInteresting, how's the crew holding up atm? Work must be tough.

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Maybe next year.

And also one for the Antonia Graza.

I would not use the word literally; but this does speak well for Current Channel, simply because it's not the Flying Dutchman.

Maximilian Schell is Best Schell. 1970s headshot already looks like a Gigchad.

My son is named after Maximilian the robot.

What movie is this?

I know someone else already asked, but what movie was this? EDIT: Nvm, looked up the ships, it's called "The Black Hole".

Grandma would love

get dead space remake 😈 i can keep u company when u play

Yeah dont play Dead Space if you cant handle horror. The anxiety this game provides is a testament to how great of a story and game it was. Me and my best friend play Dead Space 2 every single year on Halloween.

Play the game! One of the most atmospheric games ever

I loved that you're only ever attacked on an elevator once but for the rest of the game you never feel safe on one lol. The game is a masterpiece

How so?

@@XH1927 because the ammount of energy require and ship enginnering required to crack a planet would make EVERY single crack a total waste of money. one of the reasons is that you actually need to go realy deep to get a ''good'' haul due to heavier and more valuable stuff being found closer to a planets core. in a asteroid you have even distribution wich means that even a rather small asteroid would be worth more than a entire cracked planet.

@@Irobert1115HD Ah, I see. Thanks for the good answer 👍

​@@Irobert1115HD Apparently it was worth it, else they wouldn't do it...

@@Bollibompa it isnt. thats the problem. its bascialy a scifi myth hence why its in the game.

I don't think that's Kyne, man in the poster has almost no resemblance to him. In fact, he more resembles Perry, another medical officer, that was seen in Extraction.

I would also love for this to become a new track for his content, he's clearly quite good at it.

Some still say that a transmission from Ishimura does transmit "This is the USG Ishimura, we lost our bearings, this is the USG Ishimura, I repeat we have lost our bearings. Mayday!" Then the transmission just cuts out and the radio is fried as a result upon receiving transmission.

So... you died? RIP.

Don't know anything about that. All I know is that intact corpses will attract those damn flappy flaps. No idea what they're called. I call them bananas. Don't ask me why cause I have no clue.

⁠​⁠@@Tumbledweebtook me a second to realize you’re talking about the infectors lol

@@Belmont-sw4bu Sorry! I'm bad with names, clearly.