the saddest cringe :/ 

I was thinking the same thing as a 6th grade teacher. These middle schoolers are brutal 😂

Exactly. They know it was the nastiest roast

No recovery from that ❤️‍🩹

I’m a 23 year old middle school teacher and I thought about a number of my students who would absolutely do that to a random person and give zero fucks about it haha

@@marystuartmurray6122 zero. Think about when I were 13. You're pretty much roasting 24/7, and if you're not it's cause someone's roasting you

Editor is doing a great job bleeping Kody's fucks.

more than likely😂😂😂😂

@@ButtSauceversion1 😂fr

Idk why but the slurps when his face is out of the frame kills me everytime lol

​@nils3031 the little fly that buzzes around when cody opens his mouth are the ones that get me lol

I mean, texting someone is just about the most non-dangerous thing in the world though.

@@iansrife5107the texting itself isn’t dangerous, but the fact that this stranger knows where she lives and is hitting on her using her personal information he got from his job makes it a super unsafe situation

I honestly don't think she was wrong. Men need to chill the fuck out.

@@OiOBlinkingOwl in this case, yes. In other cases, they are far too chill about the situation

That one confused me bc I used to do food delivery and they always hid the customers number in my experience

I feel bad saying it but part of the pandemic I’m thankful for is no contact deliveries so I can wait for them to leave to get my food. Way too many creeps before that.

Sometimes you gotta order two meals (one for tomorrow) to make them thing you got a bf ;/

you should have just screamed at him

One time I was super super drunk in an Uber and the guy pulled over and asked for a blow job and I obviously said no and he continued on and begged me not to report him. I was terrified because of the implication but I still didn’t report him. I have always regretted that.

i’m super grateful that my boyfriend’s name is on the doordash account so people always think it’s a guy they’re delivering to

LMAOOO STAND UP

he’s gotta have a humiliation kink or something

Almost clicked out of Cody’s video from the cringe

it was like he was bowing down to royalty or something LMAO

That’s was so bad he can’t be that horny

That’s a lot of tripod charging cords 🤔

Cody is almost 60!?😭

@@sixk8333 😂

@Sixk no, tf, he’s going on 75…

Jokes like these are getting pretty damn old too

@@lysergiclips706 first of all are you the Uber driver in question bc you seem really passionate about this 😂 and I genuinely do not think so, if he’d just said “do you have a boyfriend?” I could see that being a joke but the whole exchange together I honestly think he was just being weird. I’ve never once in my life had an uber driver text me after the fact like that, and the only times I’ve seen it happen are when it’s a guy hitting on the woman he just delivered to

@@lysergiclips706you’re giving men way too much credit to not be weird. 99% of the time they’re gonna make it weird.

@@lysergiclips706 if you would call that a “schizo grade rant” then I really don’t know what to tell you pal. This is the sixth sense I was referring to, they probably had a face to face interaction and she got a vibe and knew what was about to happen when he texted. One time I got my oil changed, got a weird vibe from the guy, and a few hours later he had gotten my phone number from the system and texted me. I promise this happens to women more often than you probably realize lol

@@lysergiclips706 okey dokey!

@Lysergiclips that wasn’t the roast you thought it was gang💀💀💀

I'm so sorry that happened that's horrifying!

I had a similar experience but it was my parents house

I know it's been a year but the visceral fear that just rang through my body from this is wild I'm so glad you were okay

she was never a bitch, him texting her after was weird af

100% ✨being a woman✨ experience. Sometimes i think I'm rude and then they STILL pull shit. And when I don't listen to my gut feeling to be polite they pull 3x worse shit.

He was probably creepy toward her when delivering the food and that’s why she knew from that first text what he was doing

@@luisabendt8614 Isn't that sad? lol, women and men have to be less nice than we'd like to be a lot of times (for different reasons). Would be cool if we lived in a world where we could all just be kind to each other and it all goes well, but that isn't reality

that's being a woman for you. She wasn't being a bitch at all & that's another thing women go through, when I'm straight forward & honest then I'm a bitch but if I'm polite I get taken advantage of or made extremely uncomfortable. I have mad respect for her being completely honest like that

Nah I think we just saw a degradation kink in action...

​@@xLiLlyx98 my first thought 😭 he probably think he's in an anime scene ot something

@@alexgrae8226 no he probably just felt bad bro, you guys are taking it too crazy. He probably actually wants to be a black belt. Is only a blue belt or something and felt bad for decieving.

@@Jackson-cd3mv he's just a cringe person.

@@alexgrae8226 a person shouldnt be labeled as cringe just from only 1 action . Although that was the worst video here.. tough

He acted like a weeb.

Yeah dude like someone pretending to make a honorable gesture when in fact its not at all, its just meaningless egocentrism ruining the entire atmosphere. Everyone fucking knew someone in there was a fake so w t f

I think it’s because he FUCKING BOWED

I love how Heisenberg went from reacting to 3kliksphilip to reacting to cody ko, I respect your sanity

He's sane? Where?

Do people that write this type of comment feel funny? Cause it's always the most generic and flat sarcasm.

Wait, did Cody stop reacting to milf manor? Is it over?

@@Make_AWish "Sarcasm is the caustic use of words, often in a humorous way, to mock someone or something.[1] Sarcasm may employ ambivalence,[2] although it is not necessarily ironic.[3] Most noticeable in spoken word, sarcasm is mainly distinguished by the inflection with which it is spoken[4] or, with an undercurrent of irony, by the extreme disproportion of the comment to the situation, and is largely context-dependent.[5]" Since you want to act tough for some fucking reason I'll just paste you the definition from Wikipedia. Maybe, with such a generic definition you will understand what I mean. "I respect your SANITY" This sentence is underlying how Cody shouldn't feel "sane" anymore after watching all this cringe content. So SANITY is used in a sarcastic way, to underly THE OPPOSITE. "He's sane, where?" Since Cody watched all that cringe content, he's not "sane" anymore. Sane? He's not sane. This is a joke. No one means to say that Cody is actually INSANE, because the word "sane" in these two occurrences is used in an exaggerated way. Someone would say that the word "sane" here is somewhat sarcastic, because it's not conveying the medical symbolisms associated with the word "sanity". But it's more of a twist on the actual word.

god I was hoping someone else would notice this lmao

that had me dyingggg

How have I missed this?! ~*~rewatches~*~

The black belt guy took a lot from me.. I cannot fathom that choice. I bet he was ready to do this days before the shoot, too.

i came searching to see if anyone else had noticed lmaoooo so good

You are still a baby. I felt so old when I was 22 and it's soooo absurd to remember that now

Life's too short, thank God im only 15 right now but I know that won't last, and im not even comfortable to *drive* yet

Kids are infinitely more embarrassing it's okay

"back-breaking insecurity man"... what a title!

💀

His wrath knows no bounds...

Nerd

i look forward to a cody vid every single day on my lunch break

Nerd

always watching during my break at work

couldn’t have said it better myself

Here's the way I look at it: if you're not cringing at your past self a little, it's probably because you haven't grown as a person much since then. So maybe in this circumstance, cringing is good in a way :) (and like.. would you even _want_ to look back at your highscool photos and think "hot damn I was so cool"? No of course not, because that guy sucks😂)

@@idontwantahandlethough Absolute W reply. You're 100% right Daniel

@@idontwantahandlethoughreal

@@idontwantahandlethough that guy does kinda suck

Me too. CaN I pretEnD we're dAtiNG iN mY hEad?

@@skulkskulk Oh damn 😳

dont give me ideas

Eh I’m not into it right away, but if someone is, then it’s a right fit I suppose lol

Lower on that text thread that guy said "I love you" 😭😭😭😭

I was gonna comment this too😂 as soon as you ask a guy on a dating app what they like to do, they say “cuddle” and it’s just 😬😬🫠🥴

@M W ohhhhh no that's really not good

That sounds like they want sex but without the expectation that it will be good 🤢🤢

I don’t think it was that long ago was it? 😳

Yeah that was like 2020 at least

@@____username____ It was early 2019 I’m pretty sure

I feel like he has reacted to this post before?

News to me

LMAO!!

... unless you were featured in this video ofc 😂

Honestly I assumed that was for a cannula in someone with shitty veins

Sorry for the ignorance but how does a warm glove help keep blood moving? Are they pumping it?

@@Sleve-McDichaelWarmth helps the veins pop out more, making it easier to insert the needle.

@slievemcdichael571 not ignorant at all :) but yeah, they’re right! Your veins constrict when you’re cold to keep most of your blood in your trunk with your organs, and conversely, your veins dilate when you’re warm. It’s also natural for veins to flatten during donation, because your body freaks out when you lose blood like that, so sometimes veins try to stop flow by collapsing. So it’s especially important to keep apheresis donors, who are on a machine for up to 2 hours, nice and toasty warm

You could just hold their hand, and save the trouble. Some of them are really lonely.

I audibly was like please, no lol

You KNOW shit is about to get weird when someone brings up wanting to ask questions in the first place, but he somehow managed to make it even worse than it normally is

@@KreeZafimemento mori

@@firebloom02 Memento mori, friend 💀

It's because you're low key attracted to him 😏

@@Sleve-McDichael fair enough ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

same lol

just the intros?

@@savannahmac29 lmao

​@@savannahmac29 they're the icing on the cake

Well, you don't!

💀

wow

That’s game right there

**shudder**

and bleeps🤭🤭 frfr

I'm kinda over it tbh

@@Sleve-McDichael Sounds like a personal problem to me

Zade usually edits his second account.. not this one

@@greatestever247 The editing in the video screams Zade, though

He's already a dad, too all of us

it’s real now

Yeah? So? YEAH?! SO?!?!?!?!

blue belt hahaha

Did he wait until there were only girls there or something?

Calling Cody Corey is hilarious and I hope it sticks

This is my real name and it freaked me out

Maybe he misunderstood and thought that they had to guess who the real black belt was.

Bc he was finally banned from the karate place he's been going to for trying to sniff the female instructors' feet and this was the only way he could do it again.

I can't unsee now 😂

Dude should just get those hidden heel shoes at that point lmao. Less noticeable and less sad 😂

You deserve it too 😊 Hope you're feeling better ❤