The sanest Redditor just dropped 

I love the commenter that said "FNAF take" when NL was talking about how 5AM is crime central time but 6AM is magically harmless.

I think it stands to make sense the more valuable car should be protected. Even if crime isnt a concern it could get accidentally dinged. She should just buy a bugatti to take priority

2:02 When chat said “edit 7 explains this” I burst out laughing

The funniest part is a 200 foot walk would take roughly less than a minute to complete

I always have a hard time imaging the point where the person goes: "I should ask people on Reddit to accurately judge my personal issues"

"YTA making her walk to her car at 6am wtf is wrong with you" my guy, it's 60 meters. literally a doable stone throw. yes, he is the asshole, but not for this reason

"If anything bad happens to her, you'll never forgive yourself" IT'S 200 FEET

The initial behavior isn't asshole at all, 200 feet in 50 degree weather is literally nothing and he couldn't charge his car from the street (though NL is right charging it every night seems so overkill). But these qualifications and edits are absolutely insane and make him the asshole in the end for sure.

Never has the phrase "touch grass" been so applicable

The premise of all crime being between 1-5am feels like a good idea for a tv show

a great example of how presentation dictates how people will react to your argument

Sanest Tesla owner

wait wtf, I had to google what 50 fahrenheit was. 10 DEGREE CELCIUS IS A FUCKING PROBLEM?!? wtf is wrong with these people lmao.

“my dumb bitch wife” chatter just cuts through the BS and nails OP’s tone immediately lmao

Holy fuck. Redditors are a different breed man.

If people like this can get married maybe i have a chance...

I’ve definitely got into comment fights on the internet and it causes such a weird headspace. But at some point you just need to take a step back and realize it’s not worth replying to every little point or argument.

0:47 Beautiful editing. Really sets the tone for the rest of the video.

200 feet is nothing, and scraping your car on your own garage twice is crazy. I bumped the garage door once in high-school and I still cringe looking back. An adult scraping their own garage twice? Sus

"It seems like the only way he's concerned about fairness is because he wrote the contract up and she signed it before they bought the car. And nothing is more fair than tort law" one of my faves

My man’s got reddit post history audited in the damn highlight video 💀

My friends without parents be like:

My favorite part of this clip was when NorthernLion said "He drew up a contract and she signed it, and nothing is more fair than TORT law." Brother. That's contract law. It's in the subject, CONTRACT.

holy shit dude GO OUTSIDE

Basic one car garage etiquette is the nicer car goes in the garage. Originally, my dad had a nicer car than my mom, so his went in the garage, then my mom got a new car so then it went in, then my dad got a new car and now it's in. It's pretty basic.

Incredible editing I’m pogging up

I can't believe how he exposed himself as a tesla bro

I really thought 200ft was a long distance before I googled how many meters it is

Had to pause to read in on edited in discussions, but man was it worth it

I gotta say i kinda fell for the big number means long walk. Mostly because I'm not out here constantly measuring how far away things are in feet. We use miles for travel distance. According to what i looked up its about the wingspan of a commercial airliner. Its just long enough to be inconvenient when waking up in the morning, but not nearly long enough to be as troublesome as some made it out to be. I also forgot alleyways are a thing as the concept is foreign to my suburban brain. Now that i think about it, it probably wouldnt be much longer than a child's trek to the nearest bus stop.

The /r/EDH suggestion in the background is hilarious considering how much NL has talked about how he hates the idea of spending 3 hours in an mtg game

Wow dude, this is getting good, love the edits

200 ft is 61 meters or so approximately it would take a slow human to walk that distance in about 4 minutes whilst a fast one would take a minute and a average human would take two minutes.... this is literally nothing why would anyone even make a post about this?

This channel is a true blessing

He not an asshole because he makes his wife walk a small 50m each morning, he's an asshole because he's trying to do everything in his power to be in no way in the wrong, without actually changing his behaviour. He's asking "AITA?" but really it's "can you guys please tell me i'm NTA, my ego would appreciate it"

Has NL seen a townhouse before? The "driveway" is just a private road

I cannot believe the perfect editing on this LOL HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO AND SPEND SO MUCH TIME, IT'S CRACKED

200ft is nothing, not the asshole. Like, go to google and figure out how far away 200ft is from the front of your house. It is NOT FAR at all. They are both weird af, and i suspect this argument started due to something else in their relationship.

The part that made me the angriest was that they routinely use the guest parking spots to support the fact they have more cars than parking spots. Hate when people do that

this is art

Great post librarian. Loved the intro on this

Some great editing in this one

LOL the editing 😘👌🏻

Insane editing skills

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Imagine getting robbed/ attacked 2 minutes away from your house BY FOOT

Newest car always goes in the garage. End of story

throwing my hat in-- a coworker of my dad had his cousin kidnapped, and she was in pennsylvania (iirc) walking across a small parking lot so i get why ppl r snippy abt the 200ft thing but its still just...idk

man the edit showing the guys edits and comments is so funny

Id love to see a montage of all of his unhinged replies.

i had someone try to break into my house at 7:30am they just never go to sleep

In general it’s much better for your batteries to keep them fully charged or near there, so it’s better for your battery to charge it every night.

My eyes got wider and wider like a cartoon character during the intro

that ending is a very good summery of most subject "i dont think i know the mind of a violent criminal i know what i observe...or what i think what i observe through my imagination"

Dang i wish i cared that much about anything anymore.

5:59 I sleep 6:00 Normies! Assemble!

the car is only about 10 seconds away; and anything above 20 °F is tank top weather 😏

honestly his 6am normie wake up take is 100% true from someone who works nights, the normies are all conked out till 6am really, save for like, some old people or psychos who wake up at 5 and go to diners or whatever

I present to you a school example of first world problems. Bless their little cotton socks if they have nothing more serious to argue about.

Librarian. This is your masterpiece. Thank you.

I mean he has to charge his car. Maybe he could park on the street on the weekend.

What is wrong with these people, that's like half a minute of walking.

Never been a huge fan of react court but this edit was entertaining...

MY TESLA MY RULES!!

I think the most pressing info needed is somehow his wifes weight

Pog edit

I went to bed at 6 am today

Most insane social media user is the one who discovers RU-vid comments have a character limit.

Assuming mornings work like they do here shes going to have to de-frost her car every time in the winter because of the time and being outside. By 8am he may not have the same issue. My solution would be to split it. Swap places each month or by season.

For reference, Usan bolt could run that 200 feet in 5.8 seconds. At the average walking speed fornan adult, that walk takes 42 seconds

great video

Creative and effective presentation. So great

This is the classic case of being in the right then turning people against you because of your insanity

this is your magnum opus

the algorithm finally did well for me

Acollierastro vibes w this one loool

literally my only point of disagreement here is on the driveway length. it's about 64.5 meters, not 70. 1m~=3.1ft and 200/31 ~=64.5 that sounds like a small difference for people who don't get metric ("it's only 15 units!" or w/e) but that's a difference of nearly 16 feet. That's all! No other notes here! Just a very quick conversion thing :)

He’s not going to the subreddit to ask if he’s the asshole and get different perspectives, he went to the subreddit to get his perspective backed up which failed

this has got to be some kind of super bait. no one is like this. oh no this might actually not be bait. oh my lord.

I need to get me hd650s…

He is the asshole for pretty much every reason other than using the garage for a more valuable vehicle. The sacrifice if really small for the wife in this situation, 200ft is just not so crazy.

It took me a while to realize in this video that OP wasn't actually the crazy thing being put on display but all the insane comments all the other Redditors made in regards to a post which, at the time of viewing after all the edits at least, didn't seem even slightly egregious. It seems to me what happened here is he posted this, Redditors hive-mind triggered onto him because of something in the post, started lambasting him, and the only weird part to me is he felt compelled for some reason to defend himself. I can only imagine the reason he was so vehemently replying, when the entire point of the sub is to let _Redditors_ of all "people" determine who's in the wrong in a scenario, is that 1. he's a Redditor himself and 2. he was just attacked so hard that something struck a chord and his defenses went into overdrive and he couldn't help but lose himself in it. I think we've all been there at some point about something.

I love the way he says 200 feet 😑

Oh, KDE cursor, nice

Oh no...now Im afraid of 5AM

It's not even an exaggeration that this is the sanest redditor.

the moment this guy said ''i would be happy to take the walk...'' he lost

NL encounters a man with tysm

This is insane. Like this isn't a big deal at all. The weather doesn't even get freezing. Who cares? Dude should have never posted.

This was the last real AITA post.

Why can't she just park directly in front of the garage, in the driveway?

Bro said “kinematic” and I don’t think he knows what it means. “Palatial” is also not what you should call the “space”

bravo

313??? DETROIT REFERENCE LFG 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

Laughing Intensifies 0:46😂😂😂

At least rotate it or something, you don't need to charge your car every night do you? What about charging at work?

11 edits and the title is still wrong? lol

Do people not have any sense of spacial awareness? 200 ft is not far at all. A normal human walks multiple thousands of steps a day. 200 ft is not long at all…

That's like a 1 minute walk who cares

every aspect of this post makes me think this guy hates his wife