Instagram: / bosnianapesociety Do not trust the Shredded Cheese Man. He intends nothing but malice. He will tempt you with cheese. You will have to resist his offers.
Here we have one of the 3 remaining survivors of the initial encounter of shredded cheese man on may 7th 2020, the current location of these 3 survivors are unknown as any leak of information will lead shredded cheese man to them to finish his work.
Those attending schools in states with legal marijuana will be mobbed and torn apart with the combined efforts of Shredded Cheese Man, Slender Jim, and Nathan (a package of giant Jewish hot dogs).
@@Mechagodzilla128 Remember, the Shredded Cheese Man can not manifest into a physical form if you do not allow him to. The Shredded Cheese Man is only in your mind. Don't open the refrigerator. Don't open the refrigerator. Don't open the refrigera
The shredded cheese man will be at your fridge tonight at 4 AM. For thou hast put a horrendous profile picture and name. He will make you scream. And then there will be cake. A message from GLaDOS- wait no
I actually felt a sense of fear watching this video. When the Shredded Cheese Man tricked the unfortunate victim into trying to take the shredded cheese, only to be no-clipped into the shredded cheese backrooms, I honestly expected their to be a Shredded Cheese Monster jumpscare.
Strong Control vibes here: [very mild spoilers] - The fact that the fridge is red - It being indestructible. - It taking you to another dimension. - You have to stare at it or else... - "Federal Bureau of Cheese Man Containment" - this one is a double whammy: of course the obvious "Federal Bureau" part with even the logo at the beginning and also the fact that the fridge in the game is in the Containment sector - "altered" and the cheese man possessing you - clear reference to the Hiss - "you will scream" - the last we heard from poor poor phillip who was watching the fridge were his screams - mortal *plane* - the whole PSA being like something you would find in Control And just the look and feel: gloomy lighting, liminal design, brutalist architecture It's all so Control
Also: Shredded Cheese Man discards dissected eels in random hovercraft. Monty Python was actually a covert warning against early manifestations of SCM. But we laughed, instead of acting. Now *we* are the butt of the joke.
This is legit always the best content on RU-vid. Its honestly refreshing to see original comedy these days... especially when its fresh new takes and parodies of fairly overused gimmicks, stories, and memes.
@@Incubator859 no, he's helping. By spreading it to other planets, we have more time to live as the shredded cheese man will be busy with the others. That way the other forms of life can find a way to stop him for us.
For those who do not know, Sigmund Freud made the theory about interpreting dreams as simply our unconscious desires. The shredded cheese man's temptations are unstoppable because they are your unconscious desires. He doesn't exist because it is a dream.
2:14 There it is again. "You will scream." This is also the outcome for when you make contact with the previously described computer toucher. Is this a universal implication or is this a sign of connection between the shredded cheese man and the computer toucher? We will never know.
The computer toucher is the shredded cheese man. Once he is done touching your computer he will touch your fridge. Hence why the computer toucher needn't influence the conscience of your computer because he will influence your conscience instead
There was a woman named Sarah who loved cheese. She had a special affinity for shredded cheese, and would often have a bag of it in her refrigerator. One day, Sarah noticed something strange happening with her fridge. Every time she opened it, the shredded cheese inside seemed to be disappearing. At first, she thought it was just her imagination or maybe a pesky mouse, but as the days went by, the amount of shredded cheese in the bag continued to dwindle. One night, Sarah decided to stay up and keep watch over her fridge. As the hours passed, she could feel a strange presence in her kitchen. She started to feel uneasy, but she remained determined to find out what was going on. Suddenly, she saw a figure manifest inside her fridge. It was the "shredded cheese man", holding a raw stick of butter, dry rigatoni, and a brick in his hands. The shredded cheese man smiled at Sarah and offered her a handful of shredded cheese. At first, Sarah was hesitant to accept the shredded cheese, knowing the stories about the shredded cheese man. But as she looked at the delicious shredded cheese, she felt her resistance waning. She couldn't resist the temptation any longer and stepped inside the fridge to take the cheese. As soon as she did, she felt a strange sensation and the world around her began to distort. Suddenly, she found herself in a dark, endless maze of rooms. It was the backrooms, a place where people could get lost forever. Sarah realized she had made a grave mistake by accepting the shredded cheese from the shredded cheese man. She knew she had to find her way out before it was too late. She tried to retrace her steps, but every door looked the same, and she couldn't tell which way was up or down. Days turned into weeks, and weeks turned into months. Sarah remained lost in the backrooms, and she knew that she would never escape. She could hear the voice of the shredded cheese man in her mind, tempting her with more shredded cheese. And so, Sarah remained trapped in the backrooms, a victim of her own cheese cravings and the allure of the shredded cheese man. Her fate serves as a warning to those who love cheese and are tempted by the supernatural forces that lurk in the shadows. The end.
One Of The Few Defenses Left To Ward Against The Shredded Cheese Man Is The Sweet, Tangible Nectar That Is Sweet Baby Rays Hot Sauce. However, If The Shredded Cheese Man Gains Hold Of The Ambrosia That Is Sweet Baby Rays Hot Sauce, All May Be Lost.
As of date, the only working method of permanently warding off the allure of late night shredded cow product, is through the incorporation of Sweet Baby Ray’s barbecue sauce into the bloodstream. Painkillers are highly recommended if you are to embark down this path of becoming one with the sauce, as most beings not of deific/Finnish origin are prone to slow, painful death upon subsuming the barbecue sauce. Do not fear. Whatever fate is in store for you now, is infinitely better than what was. Edit: I am a bumbling imbecile, incapable of writing in English.
But if we're being serious, the Shredded Cheese Man is you, or me, or the next guy; he's pretty much all of us, eventually. The thing is, though that he drives around a 90's sports-car, meaning that the Shredded Cheese Man is but a metaphor for us reaching middle-age. The horror! 😰
@@lairdcummings9092 Ah but the Processed Cheese Man is merely an artificial peon of the Four Cheesemen, created with the intention of you off the trail of the real four.
As an Italian who often foregoes shredded cheese on pasta, I can affirm I'm immune to rigatoni taunts. If the shredded cheese man attempts to famper with me in any way, he will scream.
Sir, drugs are supposed to simulate what it's like to be Bosnian Ape Society. Thankfully Bosnian Ape Society did not wear off before it was able to animate the video. Truly a normal day in the life of Bosnian Ape Society
The Shredded Cheese Mans only weakness is America’s first general-purpose machine gun served from 1957 up into the 1980. Of course I am talking about the M60 mounted high caliber machine gun which served until 1980 when the M240 was introduced. The M60 served as an infantry machine gun and slugged its way through the jungles of Vietnam, Operation Just Cause, and the Persian Gulf War. To this day, it serves in limited roles with numerous American forces, including the Bearu of Shredded Cheese Man affairs. If you are in possession of such an elegant weapon the Shredded Cheese Man will not materialize, in fear of multiple puncture wounds which will inevitably lead to organ failure and death. This is the only known way of killing the Shredded Cheese Man
@@danielchang4671 Sweet baby rays was originally intended to directly combat the shredded cheese man, but was to powerful and the project was thus abandoned in favor of a more practical solution, like the currently in development round meal mk2 which consists of 2800 calories, 77% 93g Protien 12% Total Fat 7.7g 14% Saturated Fat 2.9g. 26% Cholesterol 77mg. 1% Sodium 35mg. 6% Potassium 214mg. 0% Total Carbohydrates 0g. 0% Dietary Fiber 0g. Sugars 0g. Uranium 235 619204g Serves 3 men, cook in bag over dumpster fire and enjoy.
Shredded Cheese Man: "Come here, I have shredded cheese, butter, dry noodles and a brick" Gluten-allergic vegan, whose parents got killed by a brick: "You have no power over me"
My man just made borderline cosmic horror level SCP lore based entirely on the concept of weird midnight snack cravings and it was legitimately entertaining and engaging. I must say, that is talent.
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i met the shredded cheese man last night and he was actually a fairly nice bloke, he gave me lots of shredded cheese and even a spot of tea to help get it down my throat, lovely chap he was
@@kathy6803 I like that. 😆 Edit: (I was referencing Freud. He had many odd theories about women's psychology, but it leans heavily in his favor that his own three daughters adored him, and one became a psychologist herself.)
Silly Shredded Cheese Man, my only desire is not to be visted by the Shredded Cheese Man, meaning even if he possesed my fridge he couldn't manifest to tempt me with anything. Which means I'm safe, and I win.
Seeing as the Shredded Cheese Man is only a projection from our minds, we can easily get rid of him by just shooting our brains with 105mm Armor Piercing Discarding Sabot Fin Stabilized Rounds shot from 105mm Royal Ordinance L7 Rifled Guns mounted on FV-4011 Centurion Mk 5/2 Main Battle Tanks.
You see, this is why I don’t trust government propaganda. You say that the SCM is just a figment of my imagination, but then you state that he makes the fridge indestructible and he has a sick car, meaning he has a physical presence in this world. I feel like I don’t know what to trust
If the SCM was a figment of our imagination, he couldn't hurt us. Clearly the speaker is deluding himself in order to hide from the terrible truth. May God help us.
2 replies, and yet the comments have none. This, my fellow citizens, is an obvious showcase of government censorship, and is why we should never trust the government.
the reason the fridge is undestroyable, is because the fridge isnt real either. you never had a fridge. there is no fridge to harm, move or use. now you wake up. take your medicine at 10:30 am precisely, and go down to your local lowes and purchase a fridge.
Ok, guess I'll eat the refrigerator itself when I crave for a midnight snack then, the shredded cheese man can't tempt me if it manifests within the confines of my digestive system.
As a person who lives within the Mountain time zone, the mention of it was awfully terrifying to hear, considering the great horror that is the Shredded Cheese Man.
Shredded Cheese man is caught by the federal bureau of shredded cheese man and strikes a deal to produce military armor in exchange for being given victims every 1 (one) week.
I think the implication is that only the current refrigerator he is occupying is impervious. Any military application would be limited to the one refrigerator.
This would work, but as the helpful PSA stated, any refrigerator altered by the Shredded Cheese Man is not only impervious, but also immovable. This would make the refrigerators unfit for construction of moving vehicles.
@@lurkgrue The video clearly shows evidence of the fridge being moved by a sabot shell, so it may just be that its weight is massively increased, leading to it being unfit to be moved by normal means.
@@mattai075 Perhaps this means that the refrigerators are more suited to stationary or slow-moving objects, at least until we possess technology capable of propelling a refrigerator at greater speed.
*closes the door to the fridge* *applies ratchet straps to the outside* *applies caulking to the windows, leaky walls, and door edges* *fills the entire floor with concrete*
Shredded Cheese Man is infact an uncontained SPC, and the Federal Breau of Shredded Cheese Man is just an undercover Mobile Task Force. This video simply serves as containment procedures made consumable for the average American.
If the shredded cheese man attacks me, I’m just gonna force it to give me some shredded cheese on the impassable bargain that he gets to keep his mortality.
I taunt him by eating brick cheese as it is both cheese and a brick but not the forbidden state of cheese and not the forbidden composition of brick. Toeing this thin line requires a tonic available only in Wisconsin. An alchemical product named after specifically patterned bovine. Without it, one is doomed.
Ah yes. I love it when you upload. The videos are always so unique and interesting, and sometimes they are so funny I empty out my lungs. Please keep up the good work.
Just understand that any U.S. government agency does the opposite of what the name suggests, for example, the department of energy puts up barriers to the production of energy, the department of the interior is in charge of all national parks and federal lands, the department of Homeland security checks everyone at the airport except the people who would most likely be a terrorist, the department of justice plays favorites.
Dear Bosnian Ape Society, can you please make a video on how to defend against the monster under your bed? It's getting scarier. I tried to deploy some of the tactics shown in the home invasion video, as I considered it to be a similar situation, but with little sucess. The monster is now even angrier. Any help is much appreciated.
The shredded cheese man is indeed, a widespread problem that many of us face. Fortunately, i, bananappleboy, though not legible for leadership, somehow from 69 years ago may have found 3 solutions to this. 1. Do whatever this video, commissioned by the Federal Beareau of Shredded Cheese Containment says. It might go at the cost of becoming the cheese man, but according to canon law from... somewhere, you have the free will to not be the cheese man. Therefore at the cost of chee- 2. Before the cheese man can even get the moment to strike, grab your refrigerator and throw it into the ocean. If the shredded cheese man appears, he will drown. 3. As you open the fridge, while the cheese man is speaking about shredded cheese, carefully reach your arm through, and grab his nec- wait hold on ]
