The Six Monsters You'll Have As Roommates 

The Robot is a business major, the Ghost works 40 hours a week and goes to school full time, the vampire studies liberal arts and goes to a rave every night, the Alien takes classes online and is wanting to make friends, and the Zombie is an engineering major.

The ghost sounds like the perfect roommate

I'm living with the ghost now. I almost never see him. He doesn't eat my food, and his portion of the rent magically appears on time.

Holy crap. I lived with 5 roommates my sophomore year and I just realized I was the ghost. I was only there to sleep and eat.

I prefer the ghost. Quiet, never bothers you, and leaves helpful messages.

The Werewolf: is pleasant and very easy to get along with- until one day, they transform into a shrill, destructive beast. The next day they will be back to normal and not even acknowledge their previous behaviour, almost as though they have no recollection of it. Repeat cycle.

You missed one, there's always that one roommate who stays in bed all day, eats whatever they want, is the laziest person ever, but still manages to get all their projects in on time and get good grades on them.

Iv lived with almost all of these. The Alien was the funnest to be fair. Had an early night once and didnt go to the pub with everyone from my floor. Woke up randomly at 2am to weird roaring sounds. Dude was running down the hallway wearing a Borat mankini spanking himself with a hockey stick.

The minotaur. He’s ripped like a beast, he’s easily angered, he brings his entire gym from home taking over half the room and you’re positive he takes performance enhancing drugs but you can’t prove it.

the 6th monster is the fear he feels now being alone in the dorm

1. The Organized One 2. The One You Never See 3. The Emo One 4. The Weird One 5. The Messy One 6. You

The siren- It’s 2 Am. But they’re singing. (I went to a conservatory so it was EVERYWHERE.) The werewolf-seems super nice. But then they bring over their pack of shitty friends and turn into monsters.

I had a reverse ghost for a roommate, more of a statue really. He never left the room, barely spoke to me and my utensils were always dissapearing clean and comming back dirty. Also each weekend he cooked himself some fish... he left the kitchen so oily and smelly that america was getting ready to invade.

My roomate was the robot type. Big problem is that I am the zombie type.

I was the zombie... Ben, if you're reading this, I'm sorry.

Still remember this Korean roommate back in the UK who suddenly started using the bathtub to make fucking homemade kimchi. And what was even fucked up was that he later accused me of being a war criminal cuz I am Japanese and phoned the landlord to stop his freaking kimchi production in the shared bathroom.

That moment when you realize _you're_ a monster roommate.

"What was that? Probably a...BURGLAR, DEMON, FREDDY KRUGER, CTHULU?!!" is literally me when I'm home alone

Imagine the robot being a roommate with the zombie

I love how the narrator can literally swear and still sound serious and professional

There's also the Phantom of the Opera. You know... the weird goth that mopes around playing sad songs

What's wrong with the Ghost? That's the second-best roommate a guy could ask for. The Alien is just Woolie.

I want a whole story on the alien

I had a ghost roommate my freshman year, most nights the only proof I had that she came back to the room was when the bunk bed would shake and wake me up some time between 2-3am, but she would always be gone when I woke up

I had number 2 years ago, the ghost. It was crazy. He was never around and even when he was there it's like he was hiding. Then one day he just disappeared. Turns out he was a drug addict, which is why he was hiding all the time, and he disappeared because he went to jail. lol

I only had one. It was the Alien. Some eastern european friend of a friend of a friend who needed a place to stay and would pay cash in advance. We hardly ever spoke, and he would only step out of his room to cook. And he was fucking awesome at that. He always left me a plate of some really gourmet shit, so I figured he was a chef or something. After almost 4 months, he just left. A couple of weeks later got police asking about him at my door. Apparently he was some big time drug dealer on the run. I told them everything I knew (which is pretty much what I'm writing here), and let them search the room for clues. They just found a perfectly made bed, a desk and an empty closet. I don't know if they ever found him, or if he's even alive. But if he's for some chance reading this... Best of luck and thanks for the meals, man!

I'm so used to seeing Josh on Make Some Noise and seeing him young and in a sketch is throwing me for a major loop lol

I used to laugh at this in high school. 5 months in and I have observed the Vampire, Zombie, and the Ghost. But I'm also pretty sure I'm the alien. God I'm dreading the day I run into a Robot.

I'm a ghost, my former roommate was a zombie, so my room is a haunted house.

Ghosts or Robots are basically the post-stages of normal people who were forced to live with a Zombie for an extended period of time. There are only two ways of dealing with a Zombie - resign and disappear or force intervent. Both approaches are incarnated as Ghost or Robot.

Man you guys gotta bring back this actor. He actually has a lot of talent. Homeboy does THE BEST snape impression. Aha!

When you realise you would be the vampire if you actually managed to get laid...

This is one video I wish never ended

Crap, I realized I'm an Alien-Robot.

2:29 Love how satisfied he looks, like "that's right human. I made that".

Don’t forget the one who is counting the days until he gets married after graduation. Some people give joy wherever they go, some people give joy whenever they go.

The actor for the robot is just way to perfect. I frickin love it

I had one of the worst roommates while living in the dorms my first year at university. The dude would sleep all day skipping class and go out partying at night, which wasn't so bad except for when he got back at around 04:00 am and made loud noises putting all his party stuff away, obviously intoxicated. Once that was put away, he would turn on his lovely iPod and play some music. Out if the kindness in his heart, he put on his headphones. Didn't really help much considering he had his volume maxed out, and even blew out a couple headphones of his doing so. Not to mention how dirty the guy was... Guy left out used food containers, plates, spoons, whatever it is, for weeks before finally deciding to clean it up. The worst thing of all, the thing that tops everything I mentioned so far, is on more than one occasion, in his drunken stupor, he threw up all over his bed and the floor during the night and instead of cleaning it up then or even in the morning when he gets up, he leaves town for the weekend. I reported him to the university housing and dining people and the police even had to bring him back to the dorms (underage drinking and all that) and still nobody ever did anything about it. I love alone in a 1-bedroom apartment now and I don't plan on ever having roommates again.

Did anyone else notice that at 1:57, the vampire’s journal says “Die with me, my Queen”?

My roommates in order: 1. The Alien 2. The Vampire 3. The Robot 4. The Ghost 5. Now I'm at no more Monsters

I just love the alien roommate...

I remember when college humor was actually COLLEGE HUMOR

The UN recently installed WiFi in my village, this 360p quality is amazing, it’s like the light skin college man is right in front of you lol

"Hey, how was your day? *face plants onto bed* I dunno what he's complaining about- that's an articulate and straight-forward answer.

what happen if the zombie and the robot were roommate? top 10 anime battle

That would suck being a Robot getting paired with a Zombie lol

The ghost or vampire roommate seem pretty cool, really. Vampire can help you get laid, ghost won't eat your food and leaves helpful messages on the fridge.

Vampire: Gamers who have found a love potion Zombie: Neckbeards

Perfect Roommate: The Grey Man He's around, but you'd never know it. Most of the time, he's so quiet and tidy you forget he's in the room with you. He keeps to his side of the room, playing video games with headphones on, barely says a word except when absolutely necessary, and moves like he's walking on rice paper. Can be a bit jarring when you remember you *DO* live with another person..

The Alien looks fun honestly

Remember when collegehumor was humor about college?

You forgot one. The Mothman: a slightly less weird alien but they lure a mob of people into their habitat because for some reason everyone wants to be in their presence. My freshman roommate was a total Mothman

What if a robot and a zombie meet

I'm the fucking ghost. Except the reason you don't see me is because I'm a fucking antisocial ninja

Love how there’s always a kinda wholesome ending

That intro music is soooo nostalgic

The Comrade. Shares one little thing, and suddenly expects you to do anything he asks so long as you aren't comatose.

2:40 HES GONE NOSE BLIND

All these years later it hit me. I went to a college essentially a block and a half away from my parents house, but still did various forms of living away from home (it’s part of the college experience). But I spent a lot of time at home. I WAS THE GHOST!!

should've included the Stoner or The Gamer types

WEREWOLF-he is normal during day as the night descends he goes to the local bar and becomes THE BEAST.you won't hear from him all night and as Sun rises u get a phone call early in the morning to come pick him up with some clothes and cash. Some times with lot of cash if police are involved.

The Alien killed me, my favorite part 😂❤️

I lived with three ghost Roomates. So I had a 1220 sq foot apartment to myself.

I totally have the ghost. hes here sometimes but on the weekend totally disappears. I have no idea where he is right now...

I am a robot ... living with a zombie...

I first saw these videos when I was around 14 and they got me so hyped about college, but now it's all online

Saw these videos 10 years ago but now I’m in my second year at uni/college they take on new meaning

I'm the ghost, I keep to myself. Luckily I haven't had a roommate in a long time though lol

Ghost roommate is best room mate, you basically have the room to yourself

My first roommate was a combo of a few diff ones: the vampire, zombie & alien mainly. He would barely interact w/ me, he was either sleeping or gaming & not to mention he was always shouting at his computer while gaming. However my last 2 semesters I’ve had a single & I really enjoyed it

10 years since this came out

Me and my roommate are both robots and we've developed a competitive spirit making our standards escalate at an sustainable pace.

I have a Sasquatch. Often elusive, but super smelly. Leaves random hairs all over EVERYTHING (literally everything, even the toilet). Makes a big mess. Excels at survival, raiding the food caches of his cohabiters (even the shit with your name on it because bigfoots can't read). His hideout is a cave of discarded tube socks, dirty laundry, and unidentifiable repulsive smells. Enjoys watching videos of himself.

The fact that i first watched this while in high school and now having graduated college, i have experience every single one of these roommates

I had a Zombie last semester, Vampire before that, and Ghost currently.

I had The Nightcrawler once. It's a mixed breed of ghost, vampire, and zombie. He sneaks around at night and I never see him in the day. I can only assume he went to class because of the missing shoes. He's responsible for massive amounts of food rotting under the table/inside drawers (yes). Late at night, I would be woken up by the sound of him giggling in a creepy laughter in the room next to me.

I am more like a werewolf. Pretty normal until I get drunk once a month and become an animal.

*After Raiding Area 51* 2:10 *Alien:* _Kah Kah (Area 51)_

Personal favorites The kitsune: not bad of a guy but kinda of a weeb The wendigo: skinny guy look like he’s never seen the sun and always wants you to do something with him.

I had a roomate I referred to as "Bacon" to my friends. Never cleaned, stayed in her room all day everyday. Everytime I'd come home the whole place smelled like bacon. Bacon everyday. At night I could wake up to the sounds in the kitchen and the scent of bacon. My bff didn't believe until she came to sleep over and as soon as we walk in, the whole place smells like bacon and the kitchen was a mess. It took me months before I could eat bacon again..

You forgot the evil genius. He's absentminded and messy, and ridiculously smart, but you're pretty sure that whatever he keeps in that binder of his, working on it at all hours, never letting anyone else see it, it's probably plans or designs for some sort of doomsday machine.

I currently have the ghost as my roommate. Literally never see this guy and he always closes his door whenever he leaves the apartment

Is it bad that all of these roommates are me, but on different phases of Mood?

The Doll: just a sits in one place either staring at you or on a device, completely idle Look away for one second and they move to a different location, completely silent

I'm the ghost- the socially awkward you never see me except once a day but I stay up all night and keep to myself. I leave food in the fridge and apparently I'm so forgettable you eat it.

Many years ago before i was even in highschool i wondered if this video was actually true. After having gone through college, i have had ALL of them. Some even were multiple roles, believe it or not, i had a cross between the organized one and the alien. It was weird...

I had a roommate that abruptly and without warning decided to live at home and commute without canceling his rent for an entire semester. I saw him a bit before the previous semester ended and didn't see him again until June moveout when he finally explained what happened. I was thankful at having my own room, but aghast at the thousands of dollars he totally wasted on dorm fees.

I got the zombie. Dude pretzeled himself around the moldy trash on his bed and slept like that, sitting up. He played LoL all night on a mechanical keyboard. The tapping. Never. Stopped. He would set 5 alarms every morning but never get up. After all this, I found out that living alone in a studio apartment 5 minutes away would've cost the same as sharing that closet with the zombie.

i'm definitely the vampire but without the sex.

Look if cthulhu comes by my place he better be bringing me the damn world i didn't read that entire damn book for nothing!!!

I miss old CollegeHumor so much... It was the best!

I got stuck with the Miser room mate. That ass hat who looses his shit if the thermostat is just 1 degree above what he wants it to be. That prick who needs the apartment to be 55 degrees in the winter because gas and electric is "expensive." That same bastard who yells at you for washing dishes with too much dish water because "its all going to cost us.". And when we all get our utility bill at the end of the month, it winds up being 50 cents and he goes off ranting about how it should be 10 cents. Yeah, I don't miss my room mate much.

Okay, I'll openly admit that back in the day, I was equal parts ghost, vampire, and alien. But that's alright, because I lived with a couple of alien zombies, and together, we scared all the robots away from our place, and coexisted in happy chaos, and thick clouds of pot smoke.

My roommate rn is a ghost and he fit the description SO well, it’s the best type of roommate

Cthulu. I'm dying. (going insane because of Cthulu's impossible angles)

I had a roommate who blasted rap music all night, smoked dope, threw parties at our place without my permission, trashed the place, wouldn't flush the toilet after he used it, and then mouthed me because I threw away his pizza box. Which category does he fall into?

Robot + Zombie = insanity

I loved being the ghost while in grad school. I would just be in the apartment to sleep and cook because I would either be studying at the library, hanging with friends, or working my pt job. The toilteries and stationary my roommates wanted would also magically appear out of nowhere. Just be sure you trade contact info: because i was gone so often, it was impossible to communicate especially because we didn't trade phone numbers lmao

I had a ghost, a broken vampire, a bully, a psycho, a zombie (technically everyone) and pirate.

I had person he never talk THE whole year I heard him say hi the first time I saw him and cough once