The slowest vehicle in Mario Kart Wii 

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I mean I knew that weight is very important, but it's just comical, seeing how much you get thrown around with such a light vehicle

6:40 I love how even the game hates the Bit Bike so much, it makes the blue shell hit him even while he's in 5th.

It's videos like these where the protagonist simply doesn't meet their lofty goals, yet uploads it for all to witness anyway that makes watching youtube videos so enjoyable. For example, the most recent "IDidAThing" video was similarly not much of a success story, but if he never uploaded it, then the videos he (and others) make where success is obtained just wouldn't hit very hard. I'm genuinely at the edge of my seat watching someone trying to achieve something on this platform, no matter how small, because there is a very real chance that the main character of the video will simply fail, and the video will just end without much fanfare. It is because of simple little videos like this one keeping us grounded that keeps the power-creep of doing extraordinary things, and observing them, in-check. I think a lot of billion-dollar media franchises could learn a thing or two from this phenomenon.

Obviously the slowest bike is whatever i use, because dolphin doesnt acknowledge when i press the "shake wiimote" button and 80% of the time i dont wheelie because of it

So… is the Standard Bike S any better?

Horrible horrible just straight up horrible😔

The Bit Bike really seems like it's supposed to be this vehicle that reigns supreme when everyone is getting hit a lot, and use its acceleration and handling to shrug off the hits better than the other vehicles. But, nobody's getting hit that much, and acceleration is minimized in effectiveness when you get tossed around like a salad.

"the next race might have 13 players"

I’m starting to think the bit bike also has the lowest luck stat

This is a tragedy disguised as a slapstick comedy.

I love how the mental went from determination to cope so quick when he got rainbow road.

I used to like Toad and bit bike when i was like 6 years old, and now that i used it in many races and got brutally obliterated, particularly in the first track You played, i never understood how i used to like that bike.

The challenge videos like these where you have a limited time to reach a certain vr with whatever setback the video features are definitely my favorite!! Love how chill you are, very easy to watch and wind down to :)

lmao i knew it was u 33:26 mid race i was like thinking "is he bean? idk he may be bean" (im the guy voting for DS Yoshi Falls

"This cannot be happening. I wanted this track so bad." Yeah, I feel that.

Blessed with a 44 minute video 😈

Riding a Bit Bike down a Pit Pike probably always takes a toll on somebody.

I wouldn’t have the patience for this, Mario kart Wii has some of the worst item bullying in the Mario kart series

Damn, good video as always and I REALLY liked that match cut at the beginning, that was slick.

No wonder red shells don't hit in this game. That one on Luigi Circuit changed dimensions!

youre so chill i would be losing my marbles ngl

congrats with 2 place on coconut mall :)

15:32 pain.

slowest is booster seat because bit bike can wheelie

an embarrasing fact: growing up playing MkWII, I never knew you could drift. I thought that was a feature added later (for context, I had only played MKWII and MK8D). I didn't even know you could drift until watching bean's content..

Wow, it’s time for the underdog’s spotlight! :D Thanks for using the Bit Bike, it’s always cool seeing people trying it out. It’s what I use in this game, but with Dry Bones as the driver instead. By the way, there are ways to drift inwards in that section of Moonview Highway with the taxi and tight, rectangular corners because you’re really small. Kind of like using inside drift bikes but without the awkwardness. (in case you ever use this vehicle and challenge again).

31:49 F's in the chat

Guys which one is faster, Bit Bike or me running a 6;57 mile, tell me in comments

Awesome vid. Everything from the mic quality to the narration and obviously the game itself made it feel like I was watching an old lets play from 2009 or something lol. Keep up the good work :D

honestly, silly mkwii videos like this make me smile in such a simple way.

Aw man I think that's why I get flung by many cars in real life by using the Bit Bike, All of those cars are heavyweights!

BEAN UPLOAD WOOO

Congrats on 21K Bean

I love low vr rooms so much 😂

wow mkwii really hates sherbet land

When i first started playing mkwii i really liked the biy bike. Times were tough😅.

I've raced against that Mama Bear mii in her Offroader kart before numerous times. Maybe the WiFi rooms are small but it's still odd for such a large community cause we're not friends.

69th comment (this comment is also useless and will never be useful in your life and I wasted a couple of seconds by making you read this and why are you still reading man I’m acting like a stupid kid youtuber peace)

I actually remember playing against gwen recently, quite funny

We hit mama bear Daddy bear : you what ??? 😂

This video was painful to watch and not because of your skill or anything like that, but because of the amount of b*llsh*t that happened. This video is exactly why I'll probably never play Mario Kart, let alone online vs other people.

I kid you not, when I was going through the cups in wii when I was a kid, I used toad, and the bit bike, EXCLUSIVELY XD

excellent music choice

Seems like you are really trying to make the best out of your Channel, and I admire you for that, well played sir!

26:04.... If you know, you know...

Another banger!

i really wish you wouldn't use that low/no battery sound at the start of every race. it's so jarring that i immediately get taken out of the video and have flashbacks

Dude I'm afk grinding bananas in despicable me 4 obby for fart gun

i think the worst is either baby mario on the booster seat or bit bike

i love the bit bike i use it alot it cool

Yoshie falls is warios gold mine in MK8D

28:10 conveniently cut self snipe

This is my new favorite video of yours

please keep uploading videos like these i love worldwide videos

What's the point of the VR points? I say this as someone who never played online in Mario Kart Wii.

8:47 that was a scary ending to that race there

Idk bout y’all but I really appreciate the Kirby super star ultra backround music, my first Kirby game and hands down favourite of all time. Just recently found my little container that had all my old games. Found my Mario kart ds aswell my life only requires to find wherever tf Mario kart Wii went to😂

me a european calling it the nanobike

22:02 the game just hates you

Very good underrated content keep it up!

why everyone has a problem with outside drift? Maybe since I'm used to it since MK by default play like that lol idk

You don't like outside drift?

really funny editing in this one. the effort shows :]

"im just happy to be here"

if ya wanna try moar bad vehicles u should try the sugarscoot.. its one of teh worst vehicles in the game but nobody has EVER talked about it

If you end up in 13th place do you underflow to max gain vr?

My RU-vid crashed right at the end of the video before I got to see the end of the last race to see if you did it and the video didn’t show up my watch history so I had to come back and find out what happened

It’s a good noob cart

Worst vehicle

This is an amazing video. Editing is also so good

hey bean! i hope you see this comment and respond me. correct me if im wrong but i remember seeing somewhere u play mkwii on a wii u, and i wanna know what setup do you use for recording your screen, if you could share i would be so thankful:>

I use the bit bike when I play with my wife. It's pretty fun.

Lets agree when you play of-line every vehicle is viable as long as you know how to use it.

I listen to these while playing online and I looked at the leader board and was playing with mama bear

It's crazy there's so many people playing kiwi online in 2024. How did you find players? Don't you have to use a special DNS or something?

I knew that Poofesure thumbnail anywhere

Am I stupid, I thought Wii servers shit down

bean what controller do you have

Wdym I loved using bit bike when I was younger

38:33

Bean hope ur doing well ur vids r 🔥 hope that’s a sign that ur well😊😊😊😊😊😊

U mean fastest :)

Honeycoupe vs Flame Flyer Clan war video???????

Just came out of a breakup, this is just what I need

nice

The pacman arrangement soundtrack?????????? Woahh dude

22:20 "Okay, gold is green." Wise words

4:41 *internet dial up sounds* 6:39 blued in fifth place 8:50 that got me on edge

This vehicle was my favourite one

10:08 😆

I'm thinking of making your mii sometime Bean

11:22 Why you should never text and drive

Post more worldwides it’s so much better

I can’t stop watching this video

34:25 Everything about this

sick pac-man arrangement music

Is this on CTGP?

beanzard gameplay

How do you play online still?