The Super Mega Battle Royale of ALL Dungeon Bosses - Elden Ring 

a very comical skeleton

@@bird9172 yohohohoho ?

this is certainly the "hello RU-vid guys today we are going to" dude

Holy shit, I think I just had a stroke trying to read this

​@@drabin391 It's really not that hard to understand dude lol

By the grace of greater will, I, crucible knight, companion of lord godfrey i will slay yo- *lazer beem of astel*

@@neofalz7643 done dirty indeed

To absolutely nobody’s surprise, Astel dominates consistently.

"NO MORE FORTNIGHT"

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It's just that Radahn makes 90% of people shit their pants and run for the hills just by his mere presence. Only the strongest and bravest of warriors can participate in the festival and face him head on. And Patches is not one of them.

He doesn't fear the stars, he fears what holds them back

all of them needed the socialism version of Gideon "WE need help" in the first rounds

"I need help" but slowed and distorted

King of AOE and caves

"This cave is mine, and mine alone"

“I, the lord of all Caves (and AOE), will banish you from my domain” -Astel probably idk I’m not a space bug that has a human skull for a head scientist

Yes it's very very well optimized

i was surprised he didnt just leave lol

​@@IssenganIn the fight against radhan he does not run away, he withdraws to avoid humiliating him

🤣🤣🤣 Huge plot twist

Patches still beats all

dude absolutely, the red eyed ghost knight's from sol are insane, especially the one with dual swords

@@thesilverwind6922 I believe he's the only Red-Eyed Knight from the castle, and the rest are normal enemies albeit with the Mausoleum-Knight-like teleportation. Unlike the other Castle Sol Banished Knights, he doesn't get invisibility at a distance. A bit of a fun fact is that due to that, from the Snow Valley Ruins Overlook site of grace, if you go to the cliff overlooking Castle Sol, you can shoot him with an arrow and he'll near-instantly teleport behind you on top of the cliff to kill you. If you retreat just a little bit after you'll hit his aggro border and he'll stay facing you but back up towards the cliff to try to return towards his spawn zone. It's a good way to check out his moveset in a more controlled environment where you can make him back off from you when you want. What's even crazier is that doing that is how I learned that on top of the extreme aggression and his ability to dodge attacks and instantly position into optimal range by teleporting, the end of his huge spinning dual sword combo actually does a _massive_ chunk of frostbite as well. That's why he'd be so crazy in a multi-enemy combat scenario like this, because he'd be able to instantly drop on top of any opponent, and the more tanky they are the more likely he is to actually proc frostbite… which would increase his physical damage output _even MORE._ For context, he only has about 3k HP, so in something like this where he'd potentially have 21k HP and be 7x as durable that's just nuts. Personally I've always wanted to see a team-up with him and the final Bell-Bearing Hunter: One just a slow, unstoppable Terminator and the other a living Fist of the North Star meme. There'd be no escaping them.

​@@PierceArneryou've convinced me we need to see this banished knight in action

@@PierceArner I'd like to see him against all major bosses with all of malenia's major perks: lifesteal, infinite hyperarmor and have all the frost be malenia's insane rot DoT instead. Would be interesting to see how well he would do.

Natural born of the void or Stars of Darkness? If it’s the latter I understand, that grab is broken

@@drfabulous2804 yeah that lake of rot version is easy but the consecrated snowfield one is not

Commander Niall was that boss for me, when I first played he kicked my ass so I gave up for awhile, then I recently beat him with a +2 vykes spear not healing one 😂

Is that technically a dungeon tho?

@@BjornTheBear hmmmmm yeah you’re right

I liked the idea, I could do a trio with the perfumer tricia with the misbegotten crusader and the ashes of the Misbegotten winged I think it would be quite interesting to see them fighting, with ng7+, increased posture And a greater resistance to stager.

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she ? he is male

@@kaiserdetectivegolden2735 explain

​@@kaiserdetectivegolden2735its a space bug it doesnt care about gender

@@t.bo.a7061 a malformed star sent by greater will (elden beast) to destroy the Nox cities

@@kaiserdetectivegolden2735 precisely. She was made for destroying hundreds to thousands of people. Hence all the aoe attacks

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Esgar I think

​@@BjornTheBearho thanks, i have never see him !

The dragon ?

@@neofalz7643 we all know the dragon I'm talking about he's put it in his videos many times before if you haven't seen it I can't even begin to spell the dragon's name and don't care to look it up to spell it

The only disappearing dragon I can think of is Placidusax. But I guess it's not the one you are talking about, since it is not a dungeon boss(and it is not that hard to spell out or look up)

​@@metalmonster9536 the magic dragon before ranni

I could yes

Again though, that is just my opinion and im stoned and just hit my head on a freezer door so take it with a grain of salt lol.

The Ultimate boss

Young one

Pacthes is underrated

The basilisks would do literally nothing as everything except the player is immune to death blight

As per usual the only boss who'll win is Malenia😅😅

@@s8theninjawarrior916 nah

@@kaiserdetectivegolden2735 I knew I'd attract you by mentioning her 😂

@@s8theninjawarrior916 some bosses have chances against them more than her

@@kaiserdetectivegolden2735 lol like who? Godfrey can and has beaten literally every single boss in a 1v1 except her. Maliketh would get dunked on, so would Mohg. Even she has like 20% chance of winning

I did yes

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Boys

He grew a pair

Rtx 3070 i9 10850k 32gb ram, not really top tier specs lol

@BjornTheBear wow, that 3070 must be blessed by the outer gods or something!!! Fair play to your PC mate!

Astel ? Theres two of them actually. The rememberance one, and the dungeon one that is ironically way stronger