The Tarkov Meta For People That Suck 

I feel like Sam’s just on some weird cocaine and tarkov diet, I can’t remember the last time he uploaded this frequently

most of this is just skillful indiscriminate gunfire.

Damn I had to leave cuz I have a working prostate, tell me how good the vid is guys

Sam's editing skills have become so powerful his very eyes have become green screens.

Aqua: [uses DOOM soundtrack in Tarkov video] Sam: *yeah I'm gonna tax that*

"this went from what I thought was gonna be an exciting romp through Reserve into sitting in a tower eating MREs with the bros." Sam accurately describing the experience of being in the military.

Aqua sounds like squilliam tentacles, but if he was extremely poor.

i felt the evil in that plan when the dark souls 3 theme was playing, it felt awful.😢

0:01 SAM REALLY OUT HERE FEATURING MY BOY АНДРЕЙ БАДИН WHAT A LEGEND

“Don’t hate the player hate the game” -Joseph Stalin

Sam finally escaped Tarkov that's why we're getting so many films from him

I think your fleamarket calculations failed to factor in the fee

The terms Meta and General Sam shouldn’t be within 500 yards within each other

"The only reason I won that fight, is because the kid's mom told them to go unload the dishwasher" I've been called out

Sams really going hard with releasing new videos so frequently lately. Its a Christmas miracle!

6:32 that happens when the player is far away, the LOD won't load textures but he can still see you.

Cant wait to see Boomer Sam in 20 years literally unable to move half the muscles in his hands still on that Tarkov Grind

He really likes that new text effect he found online huh.

“As Stalin once said don’t hate the player hate the game” words from a true hero

The amount you’re uploading makes me think that you’re trying to pay for a divorce.

For anyone wondering, the song is Big Foot from the F-Zero X OST

With my 21 year old cat on his way out, im troubled with my thoughts and un able to sleep. Im holding him while watching your videos to help ease my mind. He is as old as I am, and we watch your videos all the time even though he is cross eyed.. anyways thanks for the laughs General

Sam you have a real hard on for the dark souls OST I swear

When Sam says it's a dirty tactic, you know it's real big brain time

seeing aqua getting laid out at the end made my day thanks.

The soundtrack in the intro sounds like something from Zoids Battle Legends and I love it.

“My intros lack spice..." *Looks at fairTX's intros* “Perfect...”

2:55 The Dark Souls music while you described your diabolical plot had me geeking - great video 👍🏽

He got shot through the door cause the shooter was so far away, the door didnt render for him. RIP

I love how I can watch these videos, say “oh that’s easy” then get dropped within the first minute of getting into a raid

“Don’t hate the player, hate the game” -Stalin sending his citizens to the gulag

All of the footage was actually Aqua's gameplay - Sam didn't even get any kills.

"I only lost 67 roubles" Seriously tho, ever heard of market fees?

1:50 RIP 60% of his audience.

The ultimate tarkov strat: GAIN RUSSIAN HERITAGE

Ngl I like the chill music behind all this chaos, General Sam channel is a blessing

6:47 Sam is a shekel god. The instant his buddy is confirmed dead he goes for that sweet, greasy loot.

4:31 This statement really resonates with someone whose been on a combat deployment.

I'm under 30, but I don't have a working prostate. Can I stay?

I genuinely don’t know how you don’t have more subs. Keep up the good work and thank you for the rapid uploads.

I was about to no brain comment before I watched the whole video. And say “I bet that’s not Sam playing” but he came in and said this isn’t accurate to his gameplay.

Please guys, tell me what is the name of luxury ost, appearing at 0:50. Cause I've spent entire day looking through the albums of the guy that provides most of General Sam music and have not found it. But I love it so much! Please tell me what that is

5:30 where the hell is this audio from? I think back to it so often. It haunts me. Please someone help.

The first tip should be to make sure you even have a high enough end PC to run it well enough to be more competitive. To even have a chance to improve.

This upload schedule is making me wonder how long it's been since Sam has even looked at his kid.

11:58 - "Yo that gunfire kinda brought us back together tho..." lollll

The intro song is like Master of Puppets mashed with the Doom Level 1 song

Finally a Tarkov video for me and my Prostate!! Appreciate it! Keep em coming!!!

Me: googles prostate removal surgery because I don’t want to have to wait 13 years to watch this video

At 6:40 when you looked at the bullet holes in the door and then at your dead team mate, i damn near lost control of my bowels. Getting old is fun. Thx Sam.

Sam be doing “BIG BRAIN TIME”

I'm also old (middle aged 42), my eyesight is not what its used to be, my reflex have gotten sluggish, my senses have slightly dulled, but my instincts and patience have become better and despite all the handicaps I still love to fight in the digital battlefields.

sam- "struggling with erectile dysfunction"

I feel spoiled with all these uploads, thank you Sam. love you and these vids.

The music in the intro sounds like the DOOM soundtrack if it was composed by TOOL.

im loving the frequent uploads. you've been making my favorite content as of late! keep it up!

Love you grandmaster Samuel the 3rd

I think the craftiest nastiest shit ive ever done was as a scav. Somebody wiggle wiggled at me with a bunch of scavs around. i dragged my mouse ever so perfectly to imitate an AI scav scanning and kept moving. mumbling with other scavs. he was convinced i was a scav. I kept this on for about 5 minutes until he went to loot a body out of sight. I "patrolled" over there with a mumble and he didn't look up from the body he was looting. I shot him square in the head.. the bullet ricocheted of his helmet and he freaked out spraying at me. I only lost my arm in the process of hosing him down. I bet that guy had the scare of his life *evil grin*. Yes, he had fat loots.

No one: General sam: baits a manhole Also general sam: *laughs in sith lord*

I am exactly 30 years old and this introduction was so accurate to my experience getting older and playing mp games

This should be on some hunting channel because all youre doing is sitting in a deer stand over corn

Noice Thumbnail bruv Did you get that from Stimpee's Surplus thumbnails?

6:30 the Guy wasnt hacking, the door just didnt render in from that distance so he could see you Guys behind it

Sam if this upload schedule stays the same I'm gonna start to uncontrollably coom, and I love to coom

11:55 yep nothing can get your whole crew back on the same page as getting shot at.

I wish I could play tarkov but whenever I get into a game my ping go’s to 70-1400

You should do the same thing except you buy a zero'd gen4 top for around 30-40k and drop it at cliff descent, and camp it.

Anyone know the song at 9:15 lol

Loving the new song you used in the last vid and this one at 8:15

OH YEEAHHEHAHEHAEHEHHE ITS GAMER TIME!!!

hey my man the general sam, i have noticed a couple of vids ago that you are a good influence on aquafps, the bulying helps. keep going sam you are making aqua a strong chad

Me-Me love frequent uploads

I'm so happy we just have a near continuous flow of new videos this last few weeks

6:35 “thanks for watching GuYs” great video. HE KILLED ME WITH UH STUN!

Finally! A video for men like me: a man who remembers beta max videos, tv remote controls on a wire to flick to one of three channels, a man who remembers when 'wireless' meant radio, who remembers when there were only 2 genders, a man who leaks intermittently from every orifice, a man whose GP has a sudden fascination with his prostate, a man who hears the word 'discharge' referring to hospital visits as well as describing the yellow pus-like substance coming from his pee-hole, a man old enough to remember when Scotland had a football team to be proud of (or was so pished so often thought Scotland had a football team to be proud of), a man who is single and didn't know why... until reading what he typed here A man who, unlike the whisky Scotland is so proud of, has not improved with age and whose experiences have left him two things, the two things all men his age should have: an irrational and uncompromising bitterness and a burning hatred of those in the full blossom of their youth

I'm loving the fact that you're dishing out videos... Great quality too!

“If your under the age of 30 and or have a working prostate” 1:50 Sam just lost 80% of his viewers, let’s be honest most of his viewers are teenagers.

"If your over 30 and have working prostate..... then get the fuck outta here"..... best line ever.

I've been doing this the whole damn patch, now ppl are gonna throw nades into that tower all the time, DAMMIT SAM!

Merry Christmas Sam!

Listening to how he leveled his jaeger over here in 2021 makes me sad, those were good times for the flea

Aqua is such a nice guy for letting you dub over his footage.

That fire fight brought us back together, lol it's the realist shit that happens to any group arguing XD we squash the beef to squash the weak!

This new, unprecedented level of content consistency is really moistening my jorts Sam. Thank you.

@2:48 did GS really invent the backpack bait by the manhole trick ? Impressive .

I got to tell you I REALLY needed this video after playing this game for 10 hours now. Thank you.

3:50 notice same put a mustache in his gamma, a true man of culture

This man's directorial ability is truly before his time. Who else could craft a non-linear, multi-layered caper classic like this?

I'm still waiting on the continuation of them big 'ole cannibal women but you once again convinced me to stow away my anger.

What was that song by Karson Sam always used to use? The one with the heavy base and the sword shing in the beginning.

The fact that you survived getting shot at to begin with separates us very far

yo dat gunfire kinda brought us back together doe. been laughing at this since the video came out got it randomly recomended and i am happy

The music is from F-zero X. Not Doom.

You and Aqua have been killing it with the uploads lately Sam, keep it coming my guy

4:23 “Oh my god that’s dirt nasty” “they don’t stand a chance”

You can ALT+Click or CTRL+alt to loot stuff faster (no need to drag them to your body) :D

I just bought my first gaming PC and this is the first game i bought. I wasnt ready

Careful Sam, the Wildlife Warden might catch you hunting over bait!

You’ve been pumping these videos hard Sammy

loving the amount of uploads keep up the good work man