The Tattoo Artist Who's A Crazy Client Magnet | INKED 

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So your hair is blonde now that’s cool The ritual is complete

I love you

i read that and snorted as i did a little chuckle. i never snort, you just made my day 😂

😂😂😂

Even if something bad- just say that lol

Truer words have rarely been written.

Hey! Dont be hatin on Florida so hard. They have Disney World and Southern food. 🤓

at this point florida is the states' version of australia lmao

Isa S we have Hispanic food not southern lol

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cara saurus this is the best theory on anything that I’ve read all year, mostly because it makes perfect sense and I’m inundated with Area 51 memes.

"THINK"

That may actually be why. I have often felt like I get all the weird stories and people have told me how they like how I'm so calm. 🤷

Omg he must have xD

The funny thing is the legend that vampires can't see them selve in mirrows was created because in the past mirrors had a layer of silver on top and vamires couldn't interact with silver thats also why they couldn't been seen in photos because the cameras back than worked with the Mirrors which had a layer of Silver but now there is Aluminum on the mirrows and cameras work differently so in modern times vampires would be able to see themself in mirrows amd would apear in photos Also they dirnk the blood for the vitamin D and other vitamins But they could use Coconut water as a blood because off the similarity of the combination of necessary vitamins Thats also why they get weak when they don't drink blood for a longer time

I’m imagining twilight but instead of drinking animal blood they drink coconut milk lmao

@@cutequeen9405 imagin Twilight without the weird sparkel thing... And imagin how it would have been if gerard way would have takin the offer to play the main vampire

game boy lol

That's why she's flypaper for freaks. 😄

Seraphale you just made so much click for me 😂😭

Yes and except but for the private part which she repeated many times, the artist also has very nice speaking skills.

seraphale why ? Because she has tattoos? Makes her a freak

@@gokuvegeta4378 gayboy!

conpoet I love you

YES

They may have not been... sober...

makes me happy for them somehow, i think i've never felt this much empathy

Sounds illegal tbh

It was a sketchy shop, that construction was going on forever -_-

@@jessicabigelow8091 hahaha gotcha. Very sketchy. Thanks for the reply. Cool stories!

Must have had a Kyle work there who punched too many holes

@@kalvinsucks1910 sounds like the most logical explanation

Missed opportunity.

That's where I went wrong when I ordered coke off the deepweb and accidentally got sent a rocket launcher. I needed the fur coat to sell it.

? Too right. Perhaps it didn't come with ammo.

that's exactly what i was thinking

People who know how to make a proper contraction

I love you

amaya ! Are u the vampire she’s talking about ?

Totally agree the essentrics are the best.

You know too much about vampires to have a Crash Bandicoot profile Pic

@@Rafa-yn9sg 🤣 Just recently reread Dracula

@@Rafa-yn9sg Of course he knows much Crash turned into a werewolf in one game so he gotta know about his enemy

@bang bang Any other boner she wouldn't even find on you

man i wrote the same, before i saw your comment :D

leave me did the ritual work?

@@TheFlock83 the ritual did not work. He forgot 1 very important detail. I'm gay

leave me well vampires are pretty gay

@@alayakow amazing plot twist, thank you

Maybe it's the same guy

relaaaaax, she covered it with sand :D:D:D

Probably just to show off Dumb peoples do dumb stuff

@@stephaniekoleva Exactly. For a second I thought she was crazy too but sand is basically the same thing as A & D ointment right? In other news this glue I'm sniffing is delightful.

I'm fairly tan, so I don't really get sunburnt, but each of my tattoos reminds me what that must be like. I NEVER would bring that shit into the sun right away, haha.

most people are stupid and they even think that they are somehow geniuses

I love themm too!!

Pathetic isn't always dangerous to national security.

i think the FBI would be after the grenade launcher guy 😅

The 8th grader syndrome is strong with this one.

*slaps mirror *

She really is.

Tim Cuenco you’re so sweet ! It’s never a bother when people chat with me in the shop! Next time you’re in come say hey ! (: hope you’re loving your new tattoo!

Jessica Bigelow i will! Was just a little shy lol. I got a koi fish on my forearm from paolo. Im def coming back!

They did a awesome job

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She's a phenomenal artist! ❤

She’s great. She did my shoulder/upper arm!

Jazz Enriquez wild and crazy is basically the same thing. stop being a fucking pussy, it's a goddamn word

@@dylanccarr forget dylan, young western urban people have way too much free time to be offended in the name of others :p

fonograaf sounds like a pussy boy

@@dylanccarr you dont have to be such an asshole

@@dylanccarr having a difference in opinion isn't being offended and though crazy and wild may have the same denotation I think crazy has a worse connotation to it so I agree with OP

I'd find out how much he wanted for it.....

@@uncleandy7983 inquiring minds. Don't forget to ask for a test fire

^ Found the people who main Trevor in GTA V.

@@Ascalis1, never played it

@@uncleandy7983 Stop what you're doing right now. Quit your job. Go home. Order the game. Play until completion. Thank me after. Do not do anything else like "going to school" or "going to work" or "bettering your life in any substantial way" until the previously mentioned steps have been completed. *PS. I cannot be held responsible for how much your life degrades during the duration of your playtime so... chop chop.

Its not everyday you get offered a grenade launcher.

It would depend on the cost of the grenade launcher and if it came with grenades. I have some exes I would just like to grenade into oblivion 😹

I see myself selling grenade launchers. My deepweb searches about to be lit

nope not really because there were literally no dicks involved.. it was just a hole in some sketchy tattoo store wall

@@para-yw9dn potential.... gloryhole

@@guriqbalsingh1867 everything could be considered a potential gloryhole try again

@@para-yw9dn Your name is wrong, try again

If she gets paid for it again ?

Here.

Glad to find my fellow brethren

Lmao

Jordan Dasilva for real