Craziest Client Stories #5 | Tattoo Artists Answer 

I scrolled down to this comment at the exact moment he said that 😂

I died!

Madi Day 😂

Madi Day 💀

Sweeney Todd me too!! haha

Vingcharlie The person i’m the 666th like (:

Allexis Marie >:D

4:05 is so funny

Lol imagine how it came out XD

She said she got a tattoo on acid not that she tattooed someone.

I thought that was so sweet, too. Lol

I loved that

That was such a fucking fake story

Ikr? He was super sweet!

Neat how???

and his voice was oddly satisfying

@@mckennasmith3546 I'm not into older guys, but he's so handsome and what a voice.

@@lauramessy literally same

@@lauramessy for sure I would have no complaints....

He's a born storyteller.

How, many life sentences is that?

@@kyokyoniizukyo7171 4-ish when using the standard life span of 70 years.

How does that work

@@seancastillo7031 just gotta kill enough people in the states

@@mightymonty3129 but 300 years. Are they gonna revive him to get through the whole thing XD

7:18*

What does he mean by her flower? I got a few things in mind

SpoOky vag. Lmao.

The second thing i expected...... i thought he meant her tit...

I don’t think that was okay from the girl. He did not consent to that.

I was wondering about that too 😂

he was probably so scared lmao

I really thought he was gonna say that 🤣🤣🤣

i had that exact same thought, hahaha

I thought I was tripping, cuz that's what I heard

Thank you so much, Ive been trying to figure out where I know his voice from for like a week, but its korg!!

@@brewbrewer2502 Actually Korg is played by Taika Waitit. Although this guy reminds me of him too! Just as cute!

@@wooza5919 ??

@@adoptdontshop3911 Its the UFC, im defending the Irishman against the brainless Khabib fans that know nothing about MMA and didnt even watch the fight but always so "haha pussy u tapped" but anyone is gonna tap when ur neck is going to be snapped and is gonna break

@nicole valletta True MMA fans know Conor is a better fighter than Khabib, better precision, better timing, more powerful WAY faster and WAY more agile, can counter way better than Khabib (Khabib cant even counter), he can throw killer kicks (Khabib cant even kick) and he is better at Khabibs turf (Ground) than Khabib is at Conors turf (standup and striking), he was rusty against Khabib, all he needs to do is work on stamina/cardio and a bit on jiu jitsu he would rip khabibs head off. Conor's composure and footwork was also off and there was more action in the aftermath, there should be a rematch, and for khabib fans who have a SEVERE disconnect with reality and have a mental capacity of a dead squirrels genitals who go "Haha McTapper mcnugget irish loser" You would also tap, jesus christ even Joe Rogan mocked u retarded ignorant wanks that know nothing about MMA that say "McTapper". Khabib installs too much of his religion in his fighting and uses it as a victim card and he thinks hes badass and tough when he just hugs midgets and bums on the ground for 25 minutes and its just boring highlights. And Conor isnt a cokehead like u used to be Conor fans now brainless ass clowns say, USADA would test him and test him positive and he would be banned, ignorant wank stains smh

ColOmbian**

Colombia is absolute shit

Then they fucked him over

Clearly not Columbian enough or he would have DEFINITELY gotten out of there with his full payment on hand, and perhaps a tooth or two from the guys in there.

🤔🤗👍

Yeah that's what i thought :/

@@allykulhmann508 lmf what

@@ChattyYas, unfortunately, the artist doesn't seem much more mature either. So irresponsible and insensitive! They should be trained better, first aid and stuff.

Sir Uppercrust III your stupid

Dayana Diaz *you’re

I wanted to know in what way he was cursed!

@@djawnsjhilson218 probably a simple hex, though if he was getting tattoos of pentagrams and what I assume would be phrases like "momento mori" he might have been more experienced. He might've made a sour jar or did a candle ritual, maybe he even did some blood magick. Just a warning- witchcraft is not something you should practice without proper research, especially blood magick. These spells can backfire badly.

thay didnt made that kind of tattoos btw

That's exactly what I was thinking! Why the hell would she want to stick around?!

@@veggiesaremurder She must have paid a lot. But still, wtf?

Maybe stuff like that happened before too her? Idk but I'm with you, I would re hinder my track skills from 8th grade and be gone lol.

@@supmaidoods8753 Haha

@@binkyboppin2223 Right

"Fuck! Oh wait can I cuss? Oh uhmm. Shit. Fuck. okay."

"On the streets they call me Thor" 🤣

He is too cute!

Tenille Rudsdale every time I watch these videos he’s the weirdest one I love it though because he sums up what kiwis are like in general If you haven’t been to NZ, my advice is to come and see, there are a lot of weirdos like him here I would like not to be included in that but I’m not too confident who will agree with me

14:51 lmao

His friends face man!!! Epic

Hes really nice and an AMAZING freehand artist

What do you want your first tattoo to be?

@@welpimametalhead6018 sorry, I'm just seeing this. But I would want smth that is along the lines of a mandala flower, or something that incorporates aviation, because aviation runs in my family and I plan to follow in their footsteps.

Yes, same! I really liked him. I would feel comfortable letting him tattoo me because he’s respectful and caring. Such a gentleman

Keir.png omg I wanna be a Pilot ! And I want my first tattoo to be a koala😂

That part took me out! 😂😂😂😂😂

Maybe he was a jewitch representing the Kosher Coven

Well since he said he got devil symbols and stars of david i would guess that he got pentagrams aswell as stars of david. The guys a maniac he can get what he wants

Yeah... I agree with you. Artist didn't know pentagram from star of david

Alot of people mistake star of david for pentagrams it's hilarious thinking you're being badass when really people just think you're religious

The Star of David is also called a hexagram and is a spiritual symbol in Vedic traditions as well, not just the Jewish one. It doesn’t belong to only one spiritual path, it is just most widely known to westerners as a Jewish symbol.

Who does

@@Locopueblo I do!

“It must be really painful”

Genny D i know! Like when he named dropped Bieber I was like 😬 but then Maluma’s name came up and I was 🥳

Aahahahahahahhahahah!!!!!!! IKR!!!

because it really isn't :)) he's just a normal person who sings nice songs

Well to some people it is

But not to that artist tho

Try being a cna lol some crazy things happen

Or she just passed out because of the pain and peed because her muscles relaxed

A lot of times when people pass out as they come to they can shake and almost look like their seizing

And..... who cares

Guido van der Sar that’s what I was thinking

Fainting during a tattoo is not really enough to diagnose a neurological disorder.

@@blueblue2338 Seizures are a very serious thing and he should not have been laughing about her passing out,shaking and peeing even if it actually turned out it wasn't a seizure it still could've been something mega serious.

If she knows she has a health condition that’s easily triggered, and has probably gotten tattoos done where it’s happened before, considering she literally asks them if she peed right off the bat, then that’s her own fault and that was her own responsibility. Hes explaining a wild situation and laughing, more in a “this shit was crazy” way, not a “ha this bitch is having a seizure” way.

EPIC!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

My brightness is down and I see it!! 😂

8:04 is great

The more I look at it the more I see it... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

this comment had me dying hahahaha

Im not the only one lol, i thought his head looked micro

This made me laugh! Omg that ending!!! Haha😂😂

Alyssa Niekerk I cracked up when he told me

It’s illegal in most states

Corinne Hall Seems like he ment he got ”Devil symbols and stars of david”. With other words he might have pentagrams aswell as stars of david aswell as other devil tattoos such as a ram or 666. Dude likes religious tattoos i guess :P

Pentagrams and sigils are very common tattoos to get in the witchcraft community. The "witch words" he mentioned were probably nice phrases like "momento mori" or "nihil durat in aeternum" which mean harmless things. He must have been pissed to put a hex on them though

Geez. Was he a hemophiliac?

Yeah he definitely had hemophilia. Must've been addicted to the feeling of loss of blood. Crazy what people get addicted to. :/

How do you know your child’s gender before they’ve decided? I think you mean biological sex. Gender is a social construct and I’m a cultural anthropologist so yes that’s fact. Always has been

Mewesical be whatever you want man but dont expect me to change my language for you

@@JMV1616 Fuck you

Mewesical oh shut up

@@JMV1616 thank you, and ignore the rude comments

“I’ll be back.”

He meant that as to the amount of water she might have drunk

You can't know if she had a seizure or not

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I do too.

I'm surprised you haven't experienced any yet being a year in already.

Seen any crazy shot yet??

He died

How's it going 2yrs later?

Moneyyyyyyyy

Shops in certain areas (where people are always drunk think new Orleans,) will tattoo drunk people. In reality it's just a different kinda of shop. It's almost a souvenir to people. And yes, the money.

To make money lol i would too

Most of the shops in my town will not tattoo you if you are drunk or high my step brother all work at shops and they tell me they have to turn people away all the time it just depends on the shops rules

@@rubyblack6682 I feel like just morally you shouldn't tattoo drunk people. Tattoos are big commitment and alcohol stops your impulse control, everyone knows that so it just seems immoral to me.

Update it with a strikethrough and boldly checking the correct box! Problem solved.

@@silversugar2140 i mean, kind of, but do you really want to always have to out your trans kid every time someone asks about it?

Insert a thing saying "not" and be like oh yeah they read the ultrasound wrong

It was a boy

That would suck!

Clownin guess you should get glasses...... sad kid

Lightupthadanks 420 you really calling someone a kid with a username like that?

Same lmao

Why do you call yourself a witch if you don’t cast spells and shit

Because we women tend to get away with it more than you can, for some strange reason? 🤷🏽‍♀️

@@nickj12 true, but masturbating in a shop? Thats just weird isn 't it?

Because men don’t remember their fellow men creepiness because it’s normal for men to act like that in our society. Duh

@@JMV1616 yeeeaah well..... i think i'd remember if a guy was playing with himself in front of everybody though

Mewesical no sane man would do that. I think you are generalizing quite a bit!

Lmaoooo

Probably not

Definitely did

Yea...

I'm Spanish, not Latino...so Idk if I can give out my opinion But PERSONALLY I don't really like him I respect people liking him tho Yayy for diversity!