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The Time David Spade Smashed His Jaw in High School 

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David Spade praises Ambien and Vicodin and remembers when he busted his jaw doing a backflip in high school.
Original airdate: May 4, 2014
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@memoryhero
@memoryhero 5 лет назад
Mad respect, Spade. This isn't resting-on-laurels stand up. Homey's still bringing it, large.
@bloveless79
@bloveless79 5 лет назад
Homey.... smh
@PanzInTheKitchen
@PanzInTheKitchen 4 года назад
@Burnintreez321 holy shit that came out of left field lmao
@MysteryScienceGaming
@MysteryScienceGaming 5 лет назад
spade is a master at telling stories. Guy could make anything funny.
@grindcoreninja6527
@grindcoreninja6527 5 лет назад
In the not too distant future.
@lincoln5310
@lincoln5310 5 лет назад
Well if you have the time...
@barreldreamz7852
@barreldreamz7852 5 лет назад
Ehh, mediocre compared to other comedians
@MysteryScienceGaming
@MysteryScienceGaming 5 лет назад
@@barreldreamz7852 who is better?
@mmastroleo
@mmastroleo 5 лет назад
Terrible
@lindarogers7696
@lindarogers7696 5 лет назад
I only hear Kuzco. I can't help it.
@calebclunie4001
@calebclunie4001 5 лет назад
Llama face! 🦙
@BloodRavenROD
@BloodRavenROD 5 лет назад
No touchey!
@pedrokantor3997
@pedrokantor3997 5 лет назад
"Don't know don't care."
@cruiseaddictiontv6435
@cruiseaddictiontv6435 5 лет назад
I can't unhear this. Thanks :)
@LadyVoldemort
@LadyVoldemort 5 лет назад
Ouhoho.. I need to watch that movie again... I used to have its DVD...😂😂😂
@nonno418
@nonno418 4 года назад
-"I just wanna feel different" I felt that
@xxxsheilaxx
@xxxsheilaxx 4 года назад
"Davey, do you wanna go to the hospital, or PIZZA HUT???!!" lmao best part
@Sisterlisk
@Sisterlisk 3 года назад
Kinda reminds me of Walmart. You don't want benefits, you want PIZZA PARTY
@lifesmythtv2608
@lifesmythtv2608 5 лет назад
“They got Asteroids” Ah, the glorious time of arcade games
@spiegel3269
@spiegel3269 3 года назад
If Pizza Hut has Asteroids I'm definitely picking Pizza Hut too. Spent so much on that game.
@ceramicsaustralia5188
@ceramicsaustralia5188 4 года назад
Spade needs to do more stand up as he's one of the most genuinely funny guys out there. Love your work Davey boy!
@sullyjackson7047
@sullyjackson7047 4 года назад
The delivery is so clean, I swear he can make absolutely anything funny. David Spade you at a legend ❤️
@MrsLockenload
@MrsLockenload 4 года назад
dude, David spade has some of the best comedic timing
@jamesalfredstrong8106
@jamesalfredstrong8106 5 лет назад
I like how he balances the jokes without trying to lure the audience into laughing at the jokes just for the laughter. There’s like a great host like appeal about his comedy style it’s pretty classy. Also I think he’s cool as far as famous people go.
@TheLZempir3
@TheLZempir3 5 лет назад
Agreed. I hate when comedians prompt laughter, by saying "so" or "but" and then just waiting.
@Sisterlisk
@Sisterlisk 3 года назад
@@TheLZempir3 Yes, I drives me crazy. I've clicked away from many a standup video because of it.
@lockandloadlikehell
@lockandloadlikehell 2 года назад
His jon Benet jokes are legendary
@ThisisPhillip
@ThisisPhillip 5 лет назад
Spade : I’m on drugs right now Crowd: wheeeeewwwwww!!!!
@yellowmelancholy4875
@yellowmelancholy4875 5 лет назад
THENEWGUY 🤣
@davidweru3134
@davidweru3134 5 лет назад
*Prescription medication for chronic pain.
@dinoflagella4185
@dinoflagella4185 4 года назад
THENEWGUY I’ve been on Vicodin. I don’t see the appeal.
@kahalak8171
@kahalak8171 4 года назад
Love this guy. He's so understated funny - not in your face and laid back.
@jewaunglenn
@jewaunglenn 5 лет назад
It's sad that people don't really understand how funny David Spade truly is like people really don't get it this dude is one of the funniest comedians in stand-up.
@SMacCuUladh
@SMacCuUladh 2 года назад
I don't get it. I don't think he's bad or anything but he's no Norm MacDonald.
@alexcasey351
@alexcasey351 2 года назад
I agree
@alexcasey351
@alexcasey351 2 года назад
@@SMacCuUladh Yea you just don’t like his stuff? I think he’s hilarious. One of the best ever in my opinion.
@SMacCuUladh
@SMacCuUladh 2 года назад
@@alexcasey351 I'm a stand up myself (as a hobby) so I can see his technical ability and I know he's a great comedian, it's just his particular style that doesn't suit me.
@tonympainting6193
@tonympainting6193 2 года назад
No. He’s not good at stand up
@seanmulloy854
@seanmulloy854 2 года назад
David's timing is always on point. And the little comments dropped in, always flow, and he never loses the rhythm on the joke. "I came out of my tuck a little early."
@decembercloud7355
@decembercloud7355 5 лет назад
He can talk about anything and I’ll just listen lmao he’s so funny
@AaronStark1993
@AaronStark1993 5 лет назад
Spade is and always has been hilarious. I hate it when people say Chris Farley made his career. Farley definitely helped him succeed, but Spade also helped Farley succeed. Farley needed a guy like Spade to balance things out. Fatty fall down got old when the entire movie was based around that idea. Beverly Hills Ninja is a prime example. They were a great team, no one more important than the other.
@glennelson8017
@glennelson8017 5 лет назад
Aaron Stark they did a lot together but didnt make eachothers success so much as they enjoyed eachothers company after being in SNL,Lorne Michaels didn't produce Almost Heros so David wasn't in it,see what I mean?
@AaronStark1993
@AaronStark1993 5 лет назад
Glen Nelson - They stopped working together in the late 90's because David was distancing himself from Chris who was in the throes of a deadly drug addiction. Had nothing to do with Lorne Michaels producing or not.
@jayyyzeee6409
@jayyyzeee6409 5 лет назад
@Duke Damage Exactly. That's as bad as "...was a gay".
@CuriousGoodsJessica
@CuriousGoodsJessica 5 лет назад
They were friends, I know it broke David's heart when Chris Farley passed away. Adam Sandler's song tribute made me cry. How I love those memories!
@bigol9223
@bigol9223 5 лет назад
@Duke Damage Shut up sensitive ass
@joshuaglass1827
@joshuaglass1827 2 года назад
I wish he would do a full special on Netflix he is as funny as he’s ever been
@TSVFishing
@TSVFishing 2 года назад
Your wish has been granted, good sir.
@altonjantjes394
@altonjantjes394 5 лет назад
Davey, do you wanna go to hospital or PIZZA HUT!
@michaeloftaoism
@michaeloftaoism 5 лет назад
Back when i was in gradeschool i would go to the local pizza hut. The manager there would flip the free play switch on (the first) Mortal Kombat and we would spar for hours, eating personal pans etc. It was amazing.
@AaronStark1993
@AaronStark1993 5 лет назад
Pizza Hut is the logical answer
@ChipJohnson
@ChipJohnson 5 лет назад
As a kid I could've been on my death bed, and if someone had said "Hey, want to go to Pizza Hut?" I would jumped out of bed like I wasn't 5 seconds away from dying.
@themanagement69
@themanagement69 5 лет назад
I can listen to his standup all day.
@abigailgutierrez3744
@abigailgutierrez3744 4 года назад
he was talking about lofts and people were already laughing... TALENT
@davidspade5713
@davidspade5713 3 года назад
Thanks for all the love and support, it seems you are really a great fan of mine where in the world are you watching from?
@grizzlehatchet1
@grizzlehatchet1 5 лет назад
Oh man! He IS Joe Dirt for real! That could have 100% been a flashback story in the movie
@JavierFernandez01
@JavierFernandez01 5 лет назад
I got the poo on me! Ugh, how much is in there? Dang!
@glennelson8017
@glennelson8017 5 лет назад
grizzlehatchet1 nah
@colintice6359
@colintice6359 5 лет назад
We had the don't get hurt insurance policy to when I was kid lol
@alexforce9
@alexforce9 5 лет назад
How he looks better now than he did 20 years ago?!
@loficat4993
@loficat4993 5 лет назад
He used to do come 20 years ago.
@lynneb859
@lynneb859 5 лет назад
People were less vain 20 years ago lol
@CuriousGoodsJessica
@CuriousGoodsJessica 5 лет назад
He's aged pretty well, he had the same hairline back in the SNL days. Not many wrinkles either, has he had plastic surgery or just lived healthy? 😉
@tommybasham-oo7qf
@tommybasham-oo7qf 4 года назад
@@CuriousGoodsJessica Hair transplant, but really, who cares, he's funny as hell!
@chicgal3
@chicgal3 4 года назад
Less coke More Ambien ;-)
@gailaz10
@gailaz10 4 года назад
I lost it at Bactine. I can relate to so many stories including living in AZ. He is such an underrated comic.
@davidspade5713
@davidspade5713 3 года назад
Thanks for all the love and support, it seems you are really a great fan of mine where in the world are you watching from?
@jenynz5334
@jenynz5334 3 года назад
@@davidspade5713 I am not the one you replied to, but my brother and I have watched "Take The Hit" at least 50 times. It would be awesome to have a copy of the shirt you wore in school with your little Spade face on it 😁. If you ever make one, we'll both rock it! Thanks for all the laughs and we hope you are doing great!
@jenynz5334
@jenynz5334 3 года назад
@@davidspade5713 It shows you replied but then it disappeared. Anyways, you're so welcome and thanks for all the laughs! We live in So. Cal. All our best!
@LadyVoldemort
@LadyVoldemort 5 лет назад
He's still totally handsome...😍😂
@Rochelle1985
@Rochelle1985 4 года назад
Absolutely!! He was 20 years ago, and still looks great today, especially for being in his mid-50's. He's aged VERY well 😊
@linziRyan1965
@linziRyan1965 4 года назад
Yeah he’s hot. I’m going to see his stand up next month just got tickets last night I’m so excited!
@vickynoneya4091
@vickynoneya4091 5 лет назад
No one noticed that he said a doctor from House.
@filmsensei
@filmsensei 4 года назад
Now I have to re-watch it! I totally missed that one.
@Sisterlisk
@Sisterlisk 3 года назад
Hey, I noticed. I binge-watched that show for a while.
@dfromcp
@dfromcp 5 лет назад
David Spade: "I did a dance number to Macho-Man in high school..." Me: **INSTANTLY pictures him as Dennis Finch dancing in Jack's office**
@SonnyGTA
@SonnyGTA 4 года назад
He tells the BEST stories. I’ve really liked him lately!!!
@daedalus_20v
@daedalus_20v 2 года назад
David Spade's stand-up is like wall-to-wall humor. Dude fits jokes between the jokes (and between the jokes _between_ the jokes).
@matthewfitzgerald7710
@matthewfitzgerald7710 5 лет назад
Dude lowkey kills this set
@yoshiwells5870
@yoshiwells5870 5 лет назад
He's a legend lol guys funny always has been
@LiMCRiMZ
@LiMCRiMZ 4 года назад
My jaw was broken a few months after my graduation in 2016, never been able to get it corrected and I just realised my true purpose is to become David Spade.
@Aly-kb8hb
@Aly-kb8hb 4 года назад
I ❤️ David Spade.
@TulkasMight
@TulkasMight 5 лет назад
Damn man this was good! His delivery is amazing this should get more recognition. "empty your purse". HA!
@karipaturketo5438
@karipaturketo5438 5 лет назад
Havnt watched spade in ages. Like his humor him an had chris that shit locked down. Back in the day . Good to see him again its like running into a mate from school. That u havnt seen in years.
@BlaqRainFresh
@BlaqRainFresh 5 лет назад
Okay, funnier than I thought at least.
@MysteryScienceGaming
@MysteryScienceGaming 5 лет назад
the only time ellen is ever worth watching are the youtube clips with spade. He makes any story funny!
@MysteryScienceGaming
@MysteryScienceGaming 5 лет назад
@George Kafiridis I'd rather him lean to the intelligent side than be a dime-a-dozen idiot comedian who is liberal.
@ScottyColoradoKid
@ScottyColoradoKid 5 лет назад
he is soooo underrated as one of the best comics ever
@SonnyGTA
@SonnyGTA 4 года назад
Scotty ColoradoKid too many people say underrated all the time. I don’t think they know what that means.
@jaronzennaiter
@jaronzennaiter 4 года назад
Seen him at the Mountain Winery in Northern Cal, back in 05 or 06. Dude was hilarious. Did a bit about polar bears talking a guy into jumping in their enclosure.
@filmsensei
@filmsensei 4 года назад
We had the don't get hurt policy and we even had insurance! I remember my brother getting hurt at football practice and saying "it feels like my arm's broken." My Dad: put some ice on it. A week later, no better, go to doctor and Diagnosis: Broken arm. Oh, those were the days, lol.
@hopemccubbin8661
@hopemccubbin8661 3 года назад
oh no, that's horrible
@kevinw712
@kevinw712 2 года назад
I mean in a weird way, to be fair, kids in general are going to be much more apt to be able to bounce back quickly from something mild than someone much older, and something that seems off the charts bad in the exact moment can mitigate within just hours. I remember when I was about 10 my friend accidentally hit me in the jaw hard with a bat we were playing with and I cried like crazy, we went to the ER, and literally while we were still in the waiting room I was begging to have food out of the vending machines. I could eat just fine. But obviously there's a certain line where you gotta be on the ball and even for a young, otherwise healthy kid, the wrong thing can wreck them long term so you see the damn doctor.
@chrismoreno2394
@chrismoreno2394 5 лет назад
Love you David.
@JavierFernandez01
@JavierFernandez01 5 лет назад
Dance, spade! Joe dirt 3 : Part 2 for real this time! A removieing.
@Shinobi33
@Shinobi33 5 лет назад
God I'd kill for a couple Vicodins right now.
@boxedfender4810
@boxedfender4810 5 лет назад
Vicodins were the beginning of a 10+ year habit that grew to full blown herion and meth use and homelessness and countless horrific nights and overdoses and misery Clean now for the most part but I'm doing better and am never going back. Sorry I don't mean to be a Debbie Downer but I'm just saying be careful and stop yourself if it becomes a need
@ceyf8724
@ceyf8724 5 лет назад
@@boxedfender4810 God bless man in recovery myself. I know that misery
@seasalt3188
@seasalt3188 4 года назад
He ages amazingly
@michaelvanhook2429
@michaelvanhook2429 Год назад
David Spade is so cool. He is the best
@kcmoore4232
@kcmoore4232 5 лет назад
Spade is the best! In my top 5 list of fav comedians by far 😆
@davidspade5713
@davidspade5713 3 года назад
Thanks for all the love and support, it seems you are really a great fan of mine where in the world are you watching from?
@kcmoore4232
@kcmoore4232 3 года назад
@@davidspade5713 Michigan ✋🏼
@davidspade5713
@davidspade5713 3 года назад
@@kcmoore4232 dedicated fans like you are the reason I've attained such greatness, you are highly appreciated. I'm reaching out to all my real fans that love me so much with all there heart. What's your means of communication?
@midinerd
@midinerd 5 лет назад
"you look like a drug dealer, madam"
@TK-yh4hn
@TK-yh4hn 3 года назад
He's the best story teller!!
@isitjustme2935
@isitjustme2935 4 года назад
Can relate so much to the "it's fine". Kids knew not to bother unless there were bones or intestines.
@damage6836
@damage6836 4 года назад
Damn he can still do standup Impressive
@6rockinrobin
@6rockinrobin 5 лет назад
Great delivery!! He actually looks sooo much better now.
@JahRandom
@JahRandom 4 года назад
Spade is hilarious!! I'm sad to admit that I never would've given him his stand-up/comedy props until pretty recently. Obviously he's an excellent actor in Joe Dirt, the Farley movies, etc. (should there even be an "etc." there? I imagine he _must_ have done at least some other movies or shows besides those couple examples, but I certainly don't know them...) and they're classics. But as far as his stand-up? I simply never would've even given him a shot really; and not even for any particular reason, certainly not a good or valid reason. And so I am *_VERY_* glad for his new show and that comedy central is smart enough to upload clips like they do, as they are what really introduced me to him as an actual stand-up comedian, not just an actor. And he's hilarious!!! So I am really happy that I _finally_ am paying attention to him and am no longer missing out!
@grundlebutter5624
@grundlebutter5624 3 года назад
Ambien... no truer words ever spoken... "There's some bugs, I'm not sold..." 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Also, "That 50th refill of Vicodin is a tough sell".... 😂😂😂😂😂 Howling...
@jonsaunders2179
@jonsaunders2179 4 года назад
This made my day
@streetteamdjony2000
@streetteamdjony2000 5 лет назад
David spade: You need to get up there on a ladder. Everyone else: 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@acorinne787
@acorinne787 3 года назад
Spade is one of the funniest comedians of all time, his timing is impeccable and the way he plays off his jokes like they aren’t even jokes is incredible.
@davidspade5713
@davidspade5713 3 года назад
Thanks for all the love and support, it seems you are really a great fan of mine where in the world are you watching from?
@ChunKeyPeach
@ChunKeyPeach 3 года назад
I can listen to spade talk for hours, man is a funny genius
@jjessicasmothers3910
@jjessicasmothers3910 Год назад
My fav, dave.
@Doomreb
@Doomreb 5 лет назад
i can actually relate lol
@themagicofd
@themagicofd 4 года назад
Great stuff!! He is so funny!
@rickachumusic
@rickachumusic 5 лет назад
"don't get hurt policy" unless it's from us 😂😂😂
@CuriousGoodsJessica
@CuriousGoodsJessica 5 лет назад
I am also guilty when it comes to getting out of bed, smoking cigarettes, watching RU-vid & eating string cheese if I can't sleep for a few hours.
@skatekido06
@skatekido06 5 лет назад
I love him
@trying2killsometime
@trying2killsometime 5 лет назад
"Hey spot me during my backflip". What the shit is he supposed to do, catch you?
@joesr31
@joesr31 3 года назад
Him talking about texting his friends at 2am and here I am watching this at 4am
@JokeBiden_
@JokeBiden_ 5 лет назад
“I love salad” - Richie to the Pizza Hut girl
@carlasullivan3637
@carlasullivan3637 4 года назад
I woke up and my phone says I took an uber to wal mart while I was on Ambien. No more Ambien for me.
@jamonkytee425
@jamonkytee425 5 лет назад
spade is a legend
@bruce9897
@bruce9897 4 года назад
Dave’s hilarious
@Ihatethewaythatyou
@Ihatethewaythatyou 5 лет назад
Good to see you spade.
@wubranch1
@wubranch1 5 лет назад
Spade is awesome.
@schmashbox
@schmashbox 4 года назад
I took an ambien and found this video by accident!
@reesestudios2404
@reesestudios2404 5 лет назад
“YOU’RE JOE METEOR, AND IM JOE DIRT””
@johnhoward7083
@johnhoward7083 2 года назад
Always funny the legendary David Spade
@Colt-wr6wx
@Colt-wr6wx 5 лет назад
The good ole days. 😂
@lincoln5310
@lincoln5310 5 лет назад
You'll always be my Joe Dirt!!!! 🤘🤘🤘
@lgsteelo2142
@lgsteelo2142 5 лет назад
Pizza Hut? Lmao. U need your jaw to eat pizza😏😅
@julioarcaiko
@julioarcaiko 4 года назад
Not every joke is a knockout, but I just love his delivery. I could listen to this fool for hours
@freda2758
@freda2758 4 года назад
Funny, how he tells the story, but holy hell!
@scottsfreeny5825
@scottsfreeny5825 5 лет назад
Now this dude is funny
@scottsfreeny5825
@scottsfreeny5825 5 лет назад
I liked my 2nd comment too
@blackout07blue
@blackout07blue 4 года назад
Tanner Grinzel .. are you 5 years old?
@markparent7999
@markparent7999 2 года назад
sounds like my mom except there would be no pizza hut
@adrianbush11805
@adrianbush11805 11 месяцев назад
❤ David Spade
@janslehmann05
@janslehmann05 2 года назад
Funny yet sad childhood of every American without insurance. Number 1 country in the world. David Spade is awesomely funny.
@DarthSinistris
@DarthSinistris 4 года назад
This stuff is in his book, and still hilarious.
@kmiller36
@kmiller36 3 года назад
David is better than ever!
@georgelorence1089
@georgelorence1089 2 года назад
He is great
@krisvallejo74
@krisvallejo74 4 года назад
Same unspoken rule in my house, my mom's motto "Nobody gets sick in this house ok?" we all chanted back : "Yes mom!"
@paulanonymous3889
@paulanonymous3889 5 лет назад
I need the whole special!!!! #myfakeproblems
@blackout07blue
@blackout07blue 4 года назад
It’s so funny too. Watch it if you haven’t. So hilarious.
@hayberdasher8625
@hayberdasher8625 4 года назад
Damn I love me some Spadely
@recusantbile9829
@recusantbile9829 4 года назад
I love that David Spade takes advantage of his fame. He does it well.
@russellvoigtlander5408
@russellvoigtlander5408 Год назад
David Spade has a paperback book, totally hilarious, funnier than any comedians book, except for David’s book on audible, even funnier, if that is possible! The dude has my wife and I in tears!
@RJLKMRD
@RJLKMRD Год назад
David Spade's speaking voice just makes me laugh
@amerocker
@amerocker 4 года назад
Pizza _and_ Asteroids is too strong of a temptation.
@kmiller36
@kmiller36 3 года назад
Brilliant! 🤣
@ChrisCarmona
@ChrisCarmona 3 года назад
way better than working comics today! his flow is so natural
@SonnyGTA
@SonnyGTA 4 года назад
I’m not sold on the iCloud. *shrugs shoulder
@mr.j8690
@mr.j8690 5 лет назад
♡it...
@jberczi6
@jberczi6 5 лет назад
He's a bit rattled, ya he got his bell rung
@lorelaialina7815
@lorelaialina7815 4 года назад
Jack Berczi he’s not rattled at all
@nickpayne1641
@nickpayne1641 4 года назад
I loved him in home alone.
@paulasmith9736
@paulasmith9736 3 года назад
"The cafitorium", lol...
@conspiracytheory9525
@conspiracytheory9525 4 года назад
Finally no politics
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