The Time David Spade Smashed His Jaw in High School 

Mad respect, Spade. This isn't resting-on-laurels stand up. Homey's still bringing it, large.

I only hear Kuzco. I can't help it.

Spade needs to do more stand up as he's one of the most genuinely funny guys out there. Love your work Davey boy!

spade is a master at telling stories. Guy could make anything funny.

"Davey, do you wanna go to the hospital, or PIZZA HUT???!!" lmao best part

The delivery is so clean, I swear he can make absolutely anything funny. David Spade you at a legend ❤️

-"I just wanna feel different" I felt that

“They got Asteroids” Ah, the glorious time of arcade games

I like how he balances the jokes without trying to lure the audience into laughing at the jokes just for the laughter. There’s like a great host like appeal about his comedy style it’s pretty classy. Also I think he’s cool as far as famous people go.

dude, David spade has some of the best comedic timing

Love this guy. He's so understated funny - not in your face and laid back.

It's sad that people don't really understand how funny David Spade truly is like people really don't get it this dude is one of the funniest comedians in stand-up.

Spade : I’m on drugs right now Crowd: wheeeeewwwwww!!!!

David's timing is always on point. And the little comments dropped in, always flow, and he never loses the rhythm on the joke. "I came out of my tuck a little early."

I wish he would do a full special on Netflix he is as funny as he’s ever been

He can talk about anything and I’ll just listen lmao he’s so funny

he was talking about lofts and people were already laughing... TALENT

Spade is and always has been hilarious. I hate it when people say Chris Farley made his career. Farley definitely helped him succeed, but Spade also helped Farley succeed. Farley needed a guy like Spade to balance things out. Fatty fall down got old when the entire movie was based around that idea. Beverly Hills Ninja is a prime example. They were a great team, no one more important than the other.

I lost it at Bactine. I can relate to so many stories including living in AZ. He is such an underrated comic.

I can listen to his standup all day.

Davey, do you wanna go to hospital or PIZZA HUT!

We had the don't get hurt insurance policy to when I was kid lol

Oh man! He IS Joe Dirt for real! That could have 100% been a flashback story in the movie

He's still totally handsome...😍😂

David Spade's stand-up is like wall-to-wall humor. Dude fits jokes between the jokes (and between the jokes _between_ the jokes).

He tells the BEST stories. I’ve really liked him lately!!!

How he looks better now than he did 20 years ago?!

Havnt watched spade in ages. Like his humor him an had chris that shit locked down. Back in the day . Good to see him again its like running into a mate from school. That u havnt seen in years.

No one noticed that he said a doctor from House.

Damn man this was good! His delivery is amazing this should get more recognition. "empty your purse". HA!

My jaw was broken a few months after my graduation in 2016, never been able to get it corrected and I just realised my true purpose is to become David Spade.

David Spade: "I did a dance number to Macho-Man in high school..." Me: **INSTANTLY pictures him as Dennis Finch dancing in Jack's office**

He's a legend lol guys funny always has been

Seen him at the Mountain Winery in Northern Cal, back in 05 or 06. Dude was hilarious. Did a bit about polar bears talking a guy into jumping in their enclosure.

he is soooo underrated as one of the best comics ever

Love you David.

We had the don't get hurt policy and we even had insurance! I remember my brother getting hurt at football practice and saying "it feels like my arm's broken." My Dad: put some ice on it. A week later, no better, go to doctor and Diagnosis: Broken arm. Oh, those were the days, lol.

Dance, spade! Joe dirt 3 : Part 2 for real this time! A removieing.

Dude lowkey kills this set

Spade is one of the funniest comedians of all time, his timing is impeccable and the way he plays off his jokes like they aren’t even jokes is incredible.

Spade is hilarious!! I'm sad to admit that I never would've given him his stand-up/comedy props until pretty recently. Obviously he's an excellent actor in Joe Dirt, the Farley movies, etc. (should there even be an "etc." there? I imagine he _must_ have done at least some other movies or shows besides those couple examples, but I certainly don't know them...) and they're classics. But as far as his stand-up? I simply never would've even given him a shot really; and not even for any particular reason, certainly not a good or valid reason. And so I am *_VERY_* glad for his new show and that comedy central is smart enough to upload clips like they do, as they are what really introduced me to him as an actual stand-up comedian, not just an actor. And he's hilarious!!! So I am really happy that I _finally_ am paying attention to him and am no longer missing out!

God I'd kill for a couple Vicodins right now.

Okay, funnier than I thought at least.

Great delivery!! He actually looks sooo much better now.

I ❤️ David Spade.

Can relate so much to the "it's fine". Kids knew not to bother unless there were bones or intestines.

He's the best story teller!!

This made my day

Spade is the best! In my top 5 list of fav comedians by far 😆

Great stuff!! He is so funny!

I can listen to spade talk for hours, man is a funny genius

Ambien... no truer words ever spoken... "There's some bugs, I'm not sold..." 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Also, "That 50th refill of Vicodin is a tough sell".... 😂😂😂😂😂 Howling...

David Spade is so cool. He is the best

Him talking about texting his friends at 2am and here I am watching this at 4am

He ages amazingly

David spade: You need to get up there on a ladder. Everyone else: 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

I woke up and my phone says I took an uber to wal mart while I was on Ambien. No more Ambien for me.

My fav, dave.

I am also guilty when it comes to getting out of bed, smoking cigarettes, watching RU-vid & eating string cheese if I can't sleep for a few hours.

Not every joke is a knockout, but I just love his delivery. I could listen to this fool for hours

I took an ambien and found this video by accident!

Spade is awesome.

i can actually relate lol

I love him

Good to see you spade.

"don't get hurt policy" unless it's from us 😂😂😂

Damn he can still do standup Impressive

This stuff is in his book, and still hilarious.

Always funny the legendary David Spade

sounds like my mom except there would be no pizza hut

spade is a legend

Same unspoken rule in my house, my mom's motto "Nobody gets sick in this house ok?" we all chanted back : "Yes mom!"

David Spade has a paperback book, totally hilarious, funnier than any comedians book, except for David’s book on audible, even funnier, if that is possible! The dude has my wife and I in tears!

“I love salad” - Richie to the Pizza Hut girl

"Hey spot me during my backflip". What the shit is he supposed to do, catch you?

I need the whole special!!!! #myfakeproblems

Funny yet sad childhood of every American without insurance. Number 1 country in the world. David Spade is awesomely funny.

The good ole days. 😂

"you look like a drug dealer, madam"

Damn I love me some Spadely

David Spade's speaking voice just makes me laugh

David is better than ever!

“YOU’RE JOE METEOR, AND IM JOE DIRT””

Dave’s hilarious

I love that David Spade takes advantage of his fame. He does it well.

way better than working comics today! his flow is so natural

Now this dude is funny

Puka shell Percoset necklace. Oh man I gotta have one of those!

At Saguaro high school in Scottsdale? Go Sabercats ‘92

He is great

You'll always be my Joe Dirt!!!! 🤘🤘🤘

Pizza _and_ Asteroids is too strong of a temptation.

Brilliant! 🤣

I loved him in home alone.

I’m not sold on the iCloud. *shrugs shoulder

Funny, how he tells the story, but holy hell!

Pizza Hut? Lmao. U need your jaw to eat pizza😏😅

❤ David Spade

All the addicts felt so cool when he said vicodin.

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